Face Off 

Dad’s facial hair is much hotter than neighbor’s.

“Ah, look at that. Your lips have bangs.” Nothing will beat this roast.

Ugh, neighbor’s such a showoff. I don’t like him. Dad is the best, Dad is forever!

I'll bet Neighbor bought his toes at Dirk's Discount Tools too, because it sounds like they just broke. 😉

DAD>NEIGHBOUR! UNDERCUT HIM WITH YOUR TRUE VALUE AXE!

handle: * slightly hits foot * neighbor: *extreme pain noises*

Dad’s shed will be “Apocalypse-proof” That’s pretty threatening

Did Dad get out of the forest?

From now on I will call mustaches "Lip Bangs" 😂😂 Thanks dad

neighbor's "mustache" looks like a caterpillar crawled across his face and died there.

Neighbor doesn’t use True Value? Dad destroy Neighbor!

My theory is that neighbor is trying to awaken Andan through anger. It would make sense since no one would make Dad angry in this series without a reason. All the negative emotions that Dad has felt throughout the series were done by people who have a motive (i.e keeping him in the server). It would explain why he's trying to ruin the relationship between Dad and Mom. If this is the case than that would mean that 3 people are working to get Andan out. Neighbor: Awaken through negative emotions Diane: Through love and nostalgia Carl: External interference

Dad, are you ok? You've been acting weird for a couple of days.

Dad is so manly, he instantly grew a full beard on demand at short-notice for this video. Gillette is weeping.

Can’t wait for the pay for view fight Dad vs Neighbors

Why is dad hearting all the comments?

DERK'S DISCOUNTS CAN NEVER BEAT TRUE VALUE! DAD NEEDS A TRUE VALUE SHED!!!

“Ah, look at that. Your lips have bangs.” I follow you in the manly path of the beard Dad.

Neighbor thinks he’s a cool as dad, he’s just jealous of dad’s Awesome beard!

Dad has amplified his badassery stat

Dad's beard is infinitely better than Neighbor's lip bangs.

Neighbour isn't very cool, unlike Dad. Dad is very cool.

Turn off the audio, try and geuss whats going on These are great actors

It makes me mad that Neighbor doesn’t use True Value

You look disheveled Dad... are you okay after the forest incident?

This is my favorite so far! The beard explanation was GOLD!

Neighbor doesn't even use True value. Dad destroy him!

genuinely one of the best dad episodes

Dad looks...a little off, is it just me? Then again, after yesterday's vid... However I think we can all agree that Dad's beard is better than Neighbor's lip-bangs.

Dad’s beard is so cool!! Neighbor is just an annoying show off. Dad is the best.

Nothing can beat true value except for true value itself.

Neighbor deserved that. I bet Dad enjoyed it too. I wish I could grow beard like Dad. Dad is bestest.

Dad i'm so proud of you!! no taking crap from neighbor anymore! also your beard is best beard.

I don't think neighbour is telling the truth at all. But I hope you're doing fine, Dad. It's almost Quantum time!

Dad is superior in every way.

Well Dad, this just proves that you're the smarter shopper and you're manlier than Neighbor!

This is what happens when Neighbor tries to outmatch Dad. Neighbor has a stache, Dad grows a full beard. Dad will always be #1

Congratulations, father, on appeasing the Server temporarily with 81k subs!

"Lip bangs" lol Dads big beard is beautiful! Neighbors tiny mustache is ick!

I think Dad got his new beard from the forest Neighbor is not prepared for the apocalypse with his shed, Dad is ready I am ready

Love you DAD! Neighbor is grabbing at straws

Hi Dad! I'm super early! (Also nice beard!)

the boys are FIGHTINGGGGG

Dad is best. (P.s. I love that "food" mug! Could i get it at my local true value store?)

Dad, your beard looks great! You're so manly and good on you for standing up for what you believe in! True Value only sell quality items!

The rivalry continues

Wow the new face off movie looks legit

If you ever needed proof that neighbour is a wrong’un.....doesn’t shop at True Value You really showed him dad.

The roasting of neighbor

Neighbor’s “mustass” makes him look even creepier...

True value level beard on number one RU-vidr. Best beard I've ever seen.

Why do i feel like dad is actually going to murder neighbor

I bet neighbour doesn't use a true value razor and thats why he looks like he sneezed out doll hairs

"Your lip has bangs." Dad, please stop, no one can stand roastings of that heat without getting burned to a crisp!

Dad showed Neighbor who the real MAN is!

omg, lip bangs!! that's right up there with little towels! :)

*neighbor will remember that*

Don’t worry dad, we’ll make sure that the shed gets built and it’ll be better than Neighbors.

Nice Dad!! Lip bangs thats great! Neighbor is so jealous of your quantum beard haha Also loved you dropping that sledge on his toe!!!! Dad is the bestest Dad ever!! 👷

GO DAD! Teach Neighbor what a real #1 RU-vidr looks like

Neighbor’s pants will never be unbreakable like Dad’s

Neighbor is evil Dad is good

Liking the new look, Dad! Can’t wait to see the Apocalypse-proof shed!

Forget KSI vs Logan Paul, it's dad vs neighbor that's going quantum!

Dad was such a savage in this

Dad stands up for what he believes in, the power of true value.

That was so creepy... I never liked moustaches. Dad's beard is so much better!

Dad needs to challenge Neighbour to a Minecraft shed challenge

Dad has accomplished, dad has over came neighbor, Dad is creating an emotion, *Anger* , dad, be careful with neighbors emotions, he might go quantum before you, stay safe Dad and show neighbor his *True Value* Good luck

I like dad's beard. I don't feel dad had to let the hammer fall on neighbor's foot

Dad diss track against neighbour incoming!

I’m starting to feel like neighbor may be the server

Beards are cool, true value is cool, dads shed will be cool, and dad is cool

I love Dads new beard! Dad looks handsome, I have to admit. Neighbor looks lame. What a loser, am I right?

Damn dad's kind of badass

Neighbors lip bangs are terrible compared to Dad's glorius beard!

Dad’s beard reminds me of what dad’s future shed is gonna be like, aka, perfection

True value is so much better then dirks discount tools

Dad Just Roasted The neighbor so hard

you cant beat Felix. Seriously dont see how 100 million people are gonna find this interesting. Its like watching a movie with bad acting.

Also I'm sick today, I have a fever and it's bad

Dad is so cool lmao

'Accidentally' dropping the sledgehammer on Neighbour's foot...? 🤔 Dad, you sly guy, you...! 😉

♪Oh True Value you know I love you. Oh True Value you know I love you.♪

DAD 2020 -- It's Time for True Value!

Dad’s pants are much jazzier than neighbours boring pants

Dads facil hair is 110% cooler than Neighbor's Neighbor dose not even have a youtube channel, Dad is so much cooler!

DDT (dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane) was outlawed in Britain in 1986 and banned as a pesticide worldwide under the Stockholm Convention in 2001 after it was discovered to be dangerous to wildlife and the environment. Dirk’s Discount Tools DDT I got the information from telegraph.co.uk btw

Dad tools. Unbreaking infinity

i love you dad

Neighbor is an enemy of the server

Dad has lost his mind trying to beat malvin.

Dad dont need neighbor.. Dad should leave him.. Dad forever xD

Well, it finally happened. Someone burned down Neighbor's she-shed.

And that is why you don’t threaten true value in front of dad

Lol Neighbor is soooooo jealous. Neighbor clearly longs for facial hair like Dad's much superior beard.

Dad: Your lips have bangs. Everyone: HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED HIM DAD!

Dad’s shed is better, because it can stand the apocalypse! Neighbor won’t stand a change against it with his Discount Shed

Dad has better brain for buying better tools!

Neighbour is a FOOL for not using true value axe! Dad's beard is so much better than neighbor's lame mouth bangs... Dad will show him!