FAKE Warrior Cats Quotes 

"Breezepelt did always suck" -Crowfeather Me: Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery

"Destiny isn't a path any cat follows blindly. Except jayfeather…" . . Me: *WHEEZ*

Random character: "I feel like we're being watched" Me, reading about their every move: "HOLY CARP THEY BROKE THE 4TH WALL!!"

I love how leafpool said: That’s illegal! I say that all the time I think it’s hilarious

Badgerfang in starclan : “Jeepers Am I the only warrior playing around with kits my age “

“Yeah so we’ve been taking care of this old guy, his name is BrokenTail, NOT BROKENSTAR WE WOULD NEVER KEEP HIM IN OUR CAMP-“ - SwiftPaw revealing that they have BrokenStar

“We should have a wings of fire and warriors crossover episode”-Firestar in starclan

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon" -Crowfeather "That's rough buddy" -Onestar

“At least Feathertail can stay hydrated now she’s buried under this waterfall.” *-Stormfur to Crowpaw*

THIS IS STARCLAN THERE IS NO MCDONALDS

"Bruh, It's a solar eclipse. Clan cats are so dumb!" *-Sol, During The Solar Eclipse*

This made me laugh "This is starclan THERE IS NO MCDONALDS" That fake quote made me laugh

Ivypaw and Dovepaw: Love ya sis! Ivypool after Dovewing reveals her powers: “Sisters are OUT, Dark Forest is IN”

"Thrushpelt isn't the father. I had kits with myself."-Bluefur

"I don't believe in Starclan because I'm the only true star here!" -Bluestar (telling Fireheart and the rest of the clan they are not good)

"It's the blonde hair, isn't it? I knew it ruined the look!" -Ashfur to Squirrelflight

“Sometimes I feel like an idiot, then I look at the cats around me. Then I instantly feel better” -Stormfur

Starclan is a bunch of greedy dead cats so when he jokes about them being the evil ones he is actually correct

"Getting crushed by trees isn't painful.Its quite common....for it to happen to me..and Firestar" -Longtail

"no you cant take over shadow clan" -TC "hehe solar eclipse go *brrr* "-sol

"How Do I Smell? Do I Smell Nice?" Spottedleaf right as Clawface kills her-

"I always loved Breezepelt.. Well-" -Crowfeather "The fire roasted me harder than anyone I ever did" -Yellowfang

“Mind if I put my nest next to yours, talltail?... I’m just kidding.... unless______” Complete the sentence

"No no, I don't have kids!" Says Willowpelt to Whitestorm on her first date while Graystripe and Darkstripe wait in the minivan

asdfghjkl is anyone gonna talk about how flippin cute Akira's laugh at 1:30 was?

“My mentor was secretly Brackenfur. Not for Warrior training, being a piece of cardboard!” Rainfur and Sorreltail’s other brother that I didn’t even remember. Okay, I know the names now. Rainwhisker and Sootfur. It was funny at first, because they’re so forgettable I forgot their names, and I spelled Brackenfur wrong, but I know now.

Here’s a fake quote: “I need some bag of cigarettes.” -Yellowfang

"Wait you're telling me I'm brought back to life only to die?" Hollyleaf

Me: **Looks in notifications** Me: **Sees this video** Also me: *"Ooh! Maybe akira chose my quote!"* Me, sad because my quote wasnt chosen*

“If you watch your Minecraft dog die, then you’ll know how I felt.” -Ashfur to Squirrelflight in the fire scene

*What do you mean Bramblestar is an imposter? He’s always like this!*

We need a fanfic of these quotes *begins typing intensely*

"Brokenstar, want to join me in Murder Mystery?" -Tigerstar to Brokenstar "Sure, if you dont hack the game again and make you always the murderer." -Brokenstar to Tigerstar

"Help, I've fallen and i can't get up!" -Hollyleaf in the tunnels

"Even though, firestar the greatest warrior in the forest was killed by a tree, we still should honour his memory." -Bramblestar

"I don't know why everyone was worried, Jimmy (hawk). You were just taking me to the park!" -Snowkit

“I HAVENT HAD MCDONALDS FOR 12 YEARS.” - Hollyleaf after escaping the tunnels

Dovewing picks up her IPhone “Hi, is this Hubble contacts? This is Dovewing. I’m wondering when my coloured contacts shipment will come. It seems late and my green eyes aren’t really that fashionable right now.” -Dovewing *TELL ME THIS DIDNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN WARRIORS*

"Breezepelt did always suck" has me rolling on the ground

Omg 😳 thank you for picking my quote I was literally so surprised-

“Nightcloud being antivax would explain a lot.” -Akira

I just thought of this- Shadowclan was the Slytherin of Warrior Cats

"If only I could fly." -Snowkit

Nightcloud: I'M NOT GETTING BREEZEKIT VACCINATED! Crowfeather: Yeah- I'm just gonna go.. and patrol a border.. Crowfeather to Leafpool: Yeah my mates insane.

“maybe the real warrior cat was inside us all along” -firestar

“oooooh but the plot thickens” XD

"No body loves me..." Fireheart mumbled. "I love you!" Sandstorm confesses. " *I cannot think, hear, or see.* " Firestar meowed, almost in a trance.

Honestly Akira doing voice impressions is the best thing about these challenges.

"You just got roasted by the fire" -Firestar every time after he roasts some cat

"Let me through! I am a mother! My son is late for his group meeting!" - Nightcloud the yazhemat, driving on the sidewalk.

0:42 Wow, that joke is _boulder_ than any joke I’ve ever made

The thumbnail’s got me dying before the video even started I-

“I def know that there’s a way out. But I need a more dramatic exit way for a character arc!” -Fallen Leaves

I didnt even know what this was going to be about, I just clicked immediately

I am actually reading The Raging Storm right now and Finleap said: Anger sparked in Finleaps eyes "I only joined Thunderclan to be with you" Twigbranch bristled "Are you regretting it" "No!" Finleas eyes glistened "But I thought we'd be mates by now. I thought we'd be starting a family by now"

“joining this naked cat clan totally isn’t going to lead me to becoming the “always there main character” kinda guy!” -Rusty/Firepaw *(this is a bad quote i know-)*

Congrats to everyone who got their quotes in the video! I tried and seems like I didn't make it. Oh well! There is always next time. :D

“Ah! Scourge! Call a medicine cat!!! But not for me...” -FireStar after he rose from the dead and kill scourge

"We should write the new books to be more interesting."-Erins

I like soup:) Sorry couldn't think of what to comment

Heavystep and Mistystar are immortal cofirmed

“Awww, look at those cute doggies! Could I pet one?” -Swiftpaw & Brightpaw, moments before disaster

“Breezepelt is a good warrior” - Crowfeather

"Being dead as a kit is so overrated!! I should be with my siblings!" -Mosskit in Starclan. " Dovewing, if you want some coffee to go Starbucks. " -Tigerheart. "Back in my day, my clanmates were well behaved. " -Yellowfang "Son, stop being emo. Even your older siblings are confused! " -Crowfeather to Jayfeather "I see sounds and hear colors!!! This is awesome! Too bad my kits are missing out!" -Dovewing. "Everyone says that you need to be mentored to be a warrior. Well I don't need to be 6 moons old in order to be underrated!" -Fernsong. "I got with Silverstream in order to have more screentime!" -Greystripe.

Wait, when does Greystipe call Misty his daughter?

"Bro, why can't you pay for rent? It's easy." -Graywing from the clan territories to the Old Graywing from the Tribe Of Rushing Water.

"We thought you were our mother, but i suppose i will have to make you pay the price, so you know what it feels like." -Lionblaze showing his claws at Squirrelflight

Your laugh in between a lot of these quotes just brightened my day

"Life is an empty hole," says Ivypool "Yeah uh uh sure. My brothers are calling see you Ivytail!" Dovewing exclaims. Ivypool and Hollyleaf then proceeded to cry in a corner.

GW: do you stop to think this through? CS: BoLd oF YE To aSSUme I think.

*“Woah, big thingy coming towards me. At alarming speeds.”* -shrewpaw.

3:44 AHHH I WAS IN HIS VIDEO I WANNA CRYYY! I’m soo happy

“ Look i know you shouldn’t pick favorites but Jayfeather just gets me ya know? “ Crowfeather

Akira's voice for Firestar was perfect-

Graystripe: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible. Graystripe: *irresistible

I made a quote for my OC for Leafpool:" Leaf'pool, Now that you walk with the Stars, I'll Take the lead, I'm quite a Star myself..."

"Oh hey, Bluestar, it was Tigerclaw that killed me, not Oakheart. Thought you should know."-Redtail.

Dude I loved the voices you did for each character. They were so good

I'm surprised no one did a Whitewing thing where she says, "I know exactly what my family is doing at all times and they're definitely not hiding something from me- none of them."

"KAREN, YOU TOOK THE KITS!" -firestar to sandstorm

Omg! Thanks for including me!

I have some fake quotes too even though the challenge ended a year ago- "Fireheart..I actually do eat babies" -Yellowfang

Yellowfang’s fake quote: this is star clan there is no McDonald’s Akira: well cloudtail left the chat

That one with squilf, "'DUDE WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!'" was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny, I almost died.

“I’m secretly Creating a Tiger Star clone army” -Tiger Star

When there’s more comments than views: *That’s not how this works dude-*

"Fireheart, I told you not to do drugs!" -Spottedleaf

"He survived! Thanks GOD!" -Mothwing saving a cat as medicine cat

How does someone dislike this when it's out for only 3 minutes! You have not watched the whole thing yet!

You're the best Warrior YT ever!! You are so funny, and you seriously deserve to write the books, your plot ideas are so good!! 💗

" Being a kittypet sucks. Thank StarClan I saved their sorry tails and became a leader. " ~Firestar

1:00 *Intense Moonkitti reference*

I’m using my own characters for this “If your going to be sassy wave star just go eat dirt” bluevine to wavestar

I love leafpool's quote I now see why mothwing doesn't believe in starclan she doesn't want cats stalking her

“Seeing is overrated. So is happiness.” -Jayfeather

0:33 *a starless clan laughs in the distance*

"Sometimes I worry if i'm too rude, then I listen to my clanmates being idiots and remember why I hate everyone."-Jayfeather. That one he actually said in private to stick. It's true.

“Just one more hamburger!” - Cloudtail

"..what were my children's names again" Sounds exactly like something Greystripe would definitely say in every book

“But mama I’m in love with a criminal” -Snowfur