I taught my pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today. He went from Barking to Tooting in about 15 minutes. I was asked to run today's London marathon. I said I'm flattered, but I don't believe I could organise such a big event. What’s the most common destination of London Buses? NottinService.
Combat starts: Oh, time to do some dishes, since nothing important will happen for the next 20 mins aside from a man dying, and running away, because he insisted on Bugthesda chodehole tryhard mode. Edit: Dishes are done....he's still in a fight, and running around screaming......I cannot be the only viewer bored to tears during this "combat".