Fallout New Vegas For People Who Haven't Played It 

eh hes a _little_ NCR Racist but then again the NCR are a little the king racist so it balances out. I love the king. in the words of Gabriel ultrakill: "Gee thanks the king"

@@QuartzRoolzThe wasteland needs more racism fuck the NCR house gangggg

The Kings are the 2nd best tribes left in the Mojave. Right behind the Great Khans and just before the Boomers.

The man gives you a cyborg dog for crying out loud. That's why I always befriend them every playthrough.

In all the previous times I played NV I helped the kings. I did the same in the last one. But then when I was in Freeside I accidentally shot one of the kings while trying to kill a thug, then the kings started attacking me and from that point things scalated quickly. What I'm trying to say is that I may or may not have killed the King... and then I may or may not have eaten his corpse

But Pooh would make sure everyone was being safe doing everything else so they can enjoy the honey toast in peace

I wonder which Faction Pooh bear would’ve picked?

⁠@@forgottenartform”Oh I wouldn’t want to tell them they couldn’t keep driving their cars to the grocery store, well, how would they be able to pick up honey? Well, just as long as they promise to be safe I don’t want to burden their daily responsibilities…” Pooh, bless u.

​@@maxkennedy7430he would pick yes man because he seems nice but since neither of them wants to boss around the other they would just restore democracy.

​@@maxkennedy7430 You got it wrong way around. The factions would have all chosen Pooh bear.

Libertarians are like: We should NOT force pilots to learn how to fly! Do you know who else force pilots to learn how to fly? Stalin! Anyone should have the right to do something they don’t understand! Let the blind do photography, deaf do the sound mixing, mute do the speeches, and libertarians run the country. I'm Out! *Goes down to the basement full of children*

Just wait until you ask their opinion on age of consent laws.

First Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask what the Age of Consent should be. Second Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask how the courts should work. Third Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never wonder who will own government industry when a libertarian regime is established. Fourth Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask where political rivals disappear when the Libertarian regime is established. Sixth Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask what is the fifth rule. Seventh Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask about Slavery.

I can't believe I agreed with them on things when I was younger because of disinformation and not knowing how to think in different ways.🤦‍♂️

It's ok ​@@caiden3396 we all start out uninformed as kids and young adults. Plus even as adults, we have sometimes gaps in our knowledge and that's kinda understandable given how we are not all raised the exact same way with any universal set of truths either, and that is both partly a good and bad thing alike. You hafta just develop as you go and decide for yourself how you wanna think about certain issues. And sometimes many hard issues can be nuanced. I had for years a lot of bad toxic beliefs and people I used to think were smart but didn't realize were corrupt and misinformed too, and it takes wisdom and maturity to grow past things like that and be both self forgiving while aware that you have not gotten the truth always perfect before. Be proud of yourself for making and admitting these developments, because you are showing more wisdom than a lot of folks who say and genuinely think they can never be wrong, be it on a gut instinct or any referenced info source, 100%.

"B U R N I T D O W N"

Senator Armstrong?! What are you doing here?

Elijah really came in and stole Caesar's spot as the most morally corrupt motherfucker in the Mojave

Bring us the girl.

Wipe away the debt.

Not even potential

nah it's fine.... The fallout TV show solved that for us. : ) that show blows

Play with 1 int the whole game and roleplay as a braindamaged buffoon. Best run

Deciding the fate of the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

"potential"

Grandma is best companion of all time. Second only to dogmeat in 4

Well, she is the best companion

@@alexaresco2063 nah rex is better than dog meat

kinda surprised Doobus didnt mention the 4 dlc's for New Vegas.

​@@boad8270dogmeat is more versatile though, if we're talking about statistics

Based and reliable!

@@hansolo235 Mr House makes people pay taxes too, genius.

@@H240909 yeah but me. and like a true american i only care about myself adn the rich man paying me.

@@H240909 yeah but it’s only in his city and he doesn’t force himself on the wasteland

@@50-frames-of-stick71 He does if you put him in charge.

Are you fucking with us? Holy shit, I'm reinstalling NV today just to do this!!! How did I miss this option!?

​@@cajunguy6502yes it's Tru

Huh, it's kinda impressive that they factored that in as an option. Sucks that resolving things peacefully gets everyone killed in the end, but still cool haha.

The Mojave brotherhood sucks so much I'd happily kill them all (hell in the Yes Man ending they effectively become power armoured Highwaymen), shame about Veronica but honestly none of her endings are really happy as is.

Just stealth kill everyone, and use the turret terminal as well. Veronica only hates you when you blow up/ get vilified by the brotherhood. If you stealth kill everyone then you’re golden.

Honestly, like dude the world is already fucked it's going to take ages to return to a civilized society. (Besides even civilized societies still fuckin kill people all the time for their own interests.)

Yeah but the NCR opens fire on civilians for drinking out of the lake they stole from them

Yeah. But like they didnt have to massacre all those innocent civilians in Bitter Springs. (Damn, the NCR really is just Joe Biden, huh)

That's funny, because you have multiple factions that avoid killing. Maybe you should play the games more.

​@@coldeednot the major factions, you'd know that if you played through the BATTLE of Hoover Dam

I just had a flashback to my very first playthrough where I had those ✨ _SAME FEELINGS_ ✨

hi rem

Yes Man requires a lot of work but that's the appeal of it. It's for the anarchist who wants to put effort in their plans.

​​@@larrylaffer3246 It's not anarquism tho, it's YOU taking power, a dictatorship (for good or evil), anarchism would be destroying all the big powers and leaving the rest of new vegas to sort themselves out (they'd just creat some other big power).

This is proof that there's something DEEPLY wrong with anyone who wants to be in charge.

😂😂😂

@PastelLavenderYT ok i wont

Wait really?

@@KingofFreaks bot

😮

@PastelLavenderYT Then why you post it?

Said mole rat also has the same intelligence stat as Mr House and that amuses me more than it should've XD (and they all have less INT than the guy with a "theoretical degree in physics")

Snuffles for independent New Vegas president 2281

With how I play, Snuffles is usually smarter than me, too.

To be fair, he does have a brain tumor.

Mama Murphy is stronger than Fraud Horrigan

That would mean Benny would take over the strip with Yes Man and be in charge. Do you really want *Benny* in charge?

​@@Introbulus That's assuming Caesar ever lets him leave.

And THAT’S assuming Caesar’s brain tumor allows him to survive long enough to enact that.

@@brawlstar1748 If Caesar dies before making a decision about what to do with Benny, he's for sure getting killed by Lanius.

That sounds like the American Dream

Bro why do I feel like you would take a bath with your toster

@@davidinasswho wouldn’t? Toast and a bath? Let’s go! Just got to plug it in

​@@jpnagaming7716NO your toast would get soggy!!!

@@damianjohnson6793 if I let the toaster float on the water the toast itself should be ok

why do i feel like youre a libertarian (AKA naz! in hiding) 12 year old?

Imagine Grandpa not giving up the keys because he believes he should still be allowed to drive despite failing a driver's test. We have drivers licenses for a reason.

Thays because the lolberts alwas have been and always will be clowns

Wait, is that actually real?

​@@1ThunderfireUnfortunately, yes. For some people, common sense stops at "but mah rights?!" and critical thinking is not a requirement for most things

@@Bobalini1 Oh dear god. Why do these people exist?

Me too

Lily is the best companion of all the fallout games

@@silasglasgow2085 agreed

Taxes, taxes never change

I hate taxes but, I would rather pay taxes to Mr. House rather than to the NCR, at least with house he will use that money on something useful.

@@Lyss-Jackanother casino

Running any state requires taxes. Whatever name the state uses for it, some things have just gotta be done, and those things take money. Pure libertarians are just dumb (I would know, I used to be one *cringes*)

(I may be mistaken on following) Diference is that wih House, if your good karma in general, you can actually tone down some his more cold and brutal tendencies. Yeah he taxes the place but he arguebly provides better security then the NCR who are allover the place and dont care for anyone. At least with House you create some kind of safe zone and doeant harass the Settlers for trying to survive. Hell, he arguebly provides more Water then anyone else. NCR gives 0 fucks and will screw over everyone (even kick them out of their homes and shoot anyone for trying to sip water from a lake), Legion does collect "tributes" but that varies alot and usually dont include money, it can be children and able body man to train into soldiers, women for slavery, weapons, etc.

not just fuck up, deliberately fuck up by killing their provision officers

@@Gun_Metal_Grey I got it by accident by getting to close too the NCR officers when they told me to not get any closer, which they obviously interpreted as agressive, so that unleashed the entire war

@@GodOfGames523 also fun fact, in House playthrough, if you are Good Karma Courier, staging NCR-Kings war is the only negative karma activity in the entire questlines. But so does killing House is negative. New Vegas truly is a game with lots of grey choices

@@Gun_Metal_Grey oh i did that by accident. ya just let pacer be pacer during that quest and the kings attack the ncr. i had to google how to have them not do that.

​@@Gun_Metal_Greykarma is very scuffed in new vegas because the game is basically a mod of 3 and they didn't have time to fully replace it with reputation.

You could extend your lifespan with the OWB technology

Is it ironic tho? This is a very shallow opinion to me, “dur hur bad people think they’re doing the right thing so you are the same when you do what you think is the right thing” like yhea no shit, I think I have all the correct opinions that’s how thinking works, if you think you have the wrong opinion you change your opinion to have what you now believe to be the correct opinion, maybe it’s because I love a good management game but why would I not tell all these people to screw off and take over the place myself? Like if I think so,etching is right should I not act on it? Your analogy is like saying “well hitler drank water, and you drink water… coincidence? I THINK NOT!”

What I think is funny about the Yes Man route is essentially everything got fixed because you were the one fixing it, and then you just leave it all to an AI to govern with an army of militant robots and just hope everything works out.

Forgive me for thinking I’m more capable of leading new Vegas than a bunch of cartoon characters like the ncr and Caesar’s legions who without the couriers intervention would collapse a year after the game ends or Mr house who wouldn’t even get started nation building without the couriers help

But to be fair the vanilla yes man endings don’t really let you decide how things are managed like I think they should. Honestly the best fate for new Vegas would be for the courier/yesman and the securitrons to be in charge of defense and securing trade routes and to leave creating peace and unity to the smaller factions like the followers of the apocalypse and the kings along with the townspeople’s of the Mojave

Ceasar would be a Republican

​@@Shift_Salt that's their literal real life inspiration.

"The worst part of Goobus joining the Legion? The hypocrisy"

​@Shift_Salt Nah he wouldn't be one.

​@@swisschese1323I think the Roman's are the insperation buddy

Would explain why he wants to charge for his water

Mr. House talks about how funny his community is to Minecraft gameplay and undertale music!

And like Vtubers he's actually a frail old man on life support who would die if anyone breathes on him

Voice actors are technically vtubers as well. That means Goobus is also a vtuber.

@@Dredd-Mau Bit more of a stretch, but I think it counts.

@tio_marshellno

@@evabeltran5414blow up these metal hobos

“Blow up these metal hobos.”

From my experience so far, the save file corruption issue seems to be fixed if you first load a save from the very start of the game in Doc Mitchell's house, *then* load the save you want to get into; kind of a band-aid solution, but it's worked for me. Weird how many people talk about crashes when I haven't experienced a single one, though; maybe my Luck stat is just maxed out IRL.

I first played New Vegas on the Sony PS3 and couldn’t get far into Old World Blues because the frame rate outside would become a slideshow before finally crashing. The problem was that PS3 couldn’t handle save files over a certain size.

@@robloxcool88 Most of the reproducible crashes were eventually fixed through official updates on Xbox 360 and PC. I think the PS3 version remains a disaster to this day sadly. But yeah the updated Xbox 360 version, or the Ultimate Edition if you have that, is pretty much equally as "stable" as Fallout 3. Then obviously on PC you've got a good collection of mods that pretty much completely fix everything else through the Script Extender. The "New Vegas crash" thing is basically just a meme. I figure the people who talk about it are mostly in three groups. 1) They're just making a joke. 2) They haven't played the game in 13 years. 3) They haven't played the game at all (in other words, people who started with Fallout 4 lol).

Fr, playing New Vegas without the unofficial patches from Nexus like Yukichigai or NVAC is literally impossible

​@@yewtewbstew547fun fact, fallout 4 on ps4/5 still experiences the NV crash bug. Corrupted all saves on disk, and I could only fix it by a full reinstall

I agree, Yes Man can easily be an Anarchist ending if you play into that. The ending quest for that route is literally called "No Gods, No Masters", a famous anarchist saying.

People just see "businessman who doesn't want a government to take his stuff" and assume it's because he's a libertarian. Not because, you know, HE already IS the government and doesn't want a foreign power annexing him. The dude openly calls himself an autocrat that wants nobody but him to have a say in the lawmaking process, that's about as far from being a libertarian as you can get.

My courier on his way to reenact general plan ost in the Mojave: "anarchwhat?"

Far as libertarian goes, it may as well be which kind exactly since there's the classical kind and the modern day kind that gets meme'd and dunked on. Plus as the other guy said, House calls himself an autocrat so much as he's against the NCR government he is also throwing in his own form of rule if he manages to succeed in running Vegas. Especially since NCR itself wants to bump him off just as much as he wants to, from the shadows, see both NCR and the Legion weaken each other.

Nah he's not a libertarian

Libertarian is a political ideology, an autocratic dictatorship is a form of government. you can be both.

@@gabbo7101 according to Merriam-Webster libertarianism is a political philosophy that upholds liberty as a core value.[1][2][3][4] Libertarians seek to maximize autonomy and political freedom, emphasizing equality before the law and civil rights to freedom of association, freedom of speech, freedom of thought and freedom of choice Seems like house would be a pretty conflicted fellow there

@@nathanielgarza9198 Well, House said that with him in rule his citizens won't have political freedom, but other than that they're free to do whatever, as long as they don't cause any troubles. House won't tell you what to do, but considering who he is, and how he talks about rebuilding an industry, it's obvious he would start to mass employ people on rebuilt factories to actually start operating stuff again. And I doubt House is worse employer than NCR, with their brahmin barons and shit.

​@@nathanielgarza9198much like a self-proclaimed christian, you dont have to follow *every* rule, just prete- I mean SAY that you tried to 😂

@@joby5838 rebuilding the industry with robots you mean Why would he use regular humans. The only time he uses regular humans is things that require creativity like making neon signs or things that an army of securitrons can’t do for him like waltz into a casino without causing a fuss

Y e s

Thing: IS People: like the book i never read

@@HunBaneTheBest I've read 1984 but thank you for posting such a basic format comment ♥️

@@mossballus You are welcome. 😊

Actually 2281.

"Because the toast will get soggy!" (Crowd chatters in agreement)

That feels like a fallout or wasteland quote

also you need to be able to operate the toaster to vote in Sabrina the teenage witch

-ACK

*Emerges from toaster* YOU SIR! ARE YOU TOASTING WITHOUT A LOISENCE?!

Libertarians also want to remove traffic lights, stop signs and seat belts

It's called Tooncis the driving cat

Yes, I'd like to purchase an unregulated nuclear weapon, please.

As if all modern SNL sketches aren't terrible.

@@Ironcorgi2 I mean, if they elect someone that does that, it's probably for the best, lol We got toaster licences for a reason, damnit!

Can I claim silksong is my heritage now?

They took longer than a damn state I'm pretty sure the dev team doesn't exist

Beautiful

@@Ironcorgi2 100%

You know a studio screwed up when they leave their fans hanging for longer than the confederacy existed.

Murder on your throat tho

A cyborg symbol! To the ministry of Truth with you!

@@user-go7vl2lq3s peep the URL homie

​@@user-go7vl2lq3s Hol up, check his username

Don't all tv's talk? Or is it just mine...uh oh

Hmmm, it’s almost like with Fallout 4, and with Obsidian having no involvement, that they wanted to play it safe and a bit too much. Calling it now, Elder Scrolls VI is going to be a far cry from every mainline title preceding it.

You keep complaining about only having black and white choices when the only gray moral choice is mr house.

@@massgunner4152 No

@@MrTherandomguy42 Even Arena where it was bare and basic? Seriously though, if they manage to far cry even that then it may as well be an achievement in of itself.

@@Chinothebad I wouldn’t be surprised considering it’s modern day Bethesda lol

Well you should see it in 2x speed

Yeah but he’s also kinda a dick who never appreciates any of our work.

I found him a bit Odo, you know?

Sk- Fr lol

​@@darthlazurus4382 you misspelled odd 🤓🤓🤓🤓 (fr tho watch deep space 9 if you havent, you dont even need to watch any other star trek)

I chose house during my first ever run for the sake of keeping Victor alive. I didn’t wanna see my Cowboy Robot Pal to die. :(

We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

Sounds like my bitc*ing every time it gets hot in Arizona 💀🔥

SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP I DONT WANNA HEAAAAR MOOOOOOORE

Fellow NCR soldier: GAWDAMMIT, Rick, every patrol you say that, EVERY FUCKING ONE! Get some more material or I'm leaving you out here for the Legion with a service rifle up your ass the wrong way!

At least we know that was the only reason. Pesky pre-established beliefs getting in the way of reviving the Confederacy and the Roman Empire.

Where "Assume the position." takes on a whole new meaning.

What about Primm Slim?

What about the boomers

Fisto always asks for consent and gives you 10 caps upon rejecting any advances, no questions asked. I always liked Fisto.

*Please assume your rights*

then quit stonewalling biden

​@@roxaskinghearts people like him are the reason politics never change

@@AD-dg3zz No, its simply human, politics will never change and that's fine. It's always been that way throughout history, accepting that doesn't mean accepting defeat, its just acknowledging that no matter what we do, Politics will stay the same they always have. Because otherwise we'd PUSH and FIGHT way too hard that either A. There would be a collapse of Society or B. We've wasted our life fighting a never-ending fight. We have to be able to acknowledge the never-ending fight so that we can sandwhich it in between layers of moments where we aren't fighting the fight. This should apply to anyone and everyone, regardless of Political Faction...yes I'm calling them factions now. Let's be real they ain't parties. I'm calling them Factions, and My "Guild" is independent.

@@AD-dg3zzSo vote for 4 more years of Turnip, then.

​@@_CetarialHey look. More politics, never changing.

The followers are legitimately hilarious. They're just Mormons. Nothing different. And much like in real life, everyone is weirded out by their existence.

Too bad they're a bunch of total weenies.

Love the Followers, they sometimes seem to be the only people actively making things better instead of worse

Well, Doc Mitchell does give you a Vault 21 jumpsuit to wear at the very start of the game, so it kinda makes sense.

you wear a vault suit in the game. when you start playing the game the first outfit you get is a vault suit. new vegas dickriders don't even play the fucking game lmao

​@@thejudgeoftheunderground2016it looks more like FO 4's vault suit though

He is smarter than Ceaser

​@@thediethrower1803That's like saying the peak of a mountain is closer to the ground than space.

The fact that the NV fandom came back to life just when I first discovered the game makes me so happy

Alot of the fallouts are getting a resurgence

Fallout as a whole is getting a resurgence after the TV show, and it seems like New Vegas is generally held in the highest regard out of the franchise, so it makes sense to me.

@@robloxcool88 my gf absolutely loves fallout, and from what she said, nv is the most stable in terms of gliches/crashes ect, while the other ones had something to do with Bethesda and hence a lot of jank that will probably turn new players away quicker then nv will.

Of course it is, old New Vegazzz fans can't fathom the idea of new players going for fallout 4 instead of their crashy mess and making it more famous, so they fight it by making content out of it making it "relevant" again

You mean the Empire State Building? /ref

Same, I know some people find him annoying but he's just ridiculously endearing to me

The Enclave also tried going to space once. It... didn't work out.

So he's Elon Musk

​@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gkWay more intelligent, emotionally stable, and competent thqn Musk