How To Be Funny

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You will absolutely feel numb to the fact you are so FUNNY when you complete these steps. all joy will mean NOTHING. but at least you'll be FUNNY.
ALSO, the joke at 0:48 is that it was supposed to be one of those annoying fake png images with the grey squares. But when I rendered this video, my editing software processed it as a regular png and removed the squares. so now it's just complete nonsense, hooray!
Thanks to Kassi for providing her voice (HER PAGE IS NOT FOR KIDS): / kassioppiava
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@kassioppia Год назад

FART NOISE DOT WAV (genuinely though this was a privilege to work on man, I even made a yt account just so I could like the video lmfao)

@DoobusGoobus Год назад

Found you lol

@_-Lx-_ Год назад

"Yes Daddy"

@alex.g7317 Год назад

you _NEVER_ had a youtube account before then?!?

@_-Lx-_ Год назад

@@alex.g7317 Some peoole just watch without an account, it's only really mandatory if you intend on subscribing or watching agelocked videos, if you just occasionally watch what's in your reccomended or a particular thing you searched for it's possible to use it without an account.

@asdalotl Год назад

fart noise dot wav !!

@JoySparx Год назад

The "Most replayed" feature makes the joke about the adult VA WAY funnier, oh my god.

@JodeSoftingOFFICIAL Год назад

idk about you but i re-watched that part solely for goobus's pure, unadulterated anger towards the VA lmao

@Bex_The_Wolf 10 месяцев назад

@@JodeSoftingOFFICIALSame I only replayed it for his yelling 😂

@esihopkinsss 10 месяцев назад

Lmao

@CT-7567_CPTNRex 10 месяцев назад

I think most people replayed that because he out the funniest part there

@placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад

@@Bex_The_Wolfsure

@betheguy_posts Год назад

can't believe dude's out here giving out these high-quality lessons for free, truly a revolutionary artist and funnyman

@duelmasteryuya1205 Год назад

Almost as if he is a certified internet funnyman like Alpharad.

@luisrentas2826 Год назад

He Said the thing

@GameMaster0025 Год назад

yes he the chosen one to save youtube

@JimGarfunkleOfficial Год назад

🗿🍷

@GG-lk4xf Год назад

He is a verified funnyman

@johnwharton7094 8 месяцев назад

*"Yes Daddy"* *"OH GREAT NOW I'M DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-"*

@MRNentertainment7122 12 дней назад

(EAUTIFUL WOMAN!)

@CT-7567_CPTNRex 5 дней назад

@MRNentertainment7122 bro 💀

@pkmntrainerred4247 День назад

-EAUTIFUL EMPOWERED WOMAN!"

@Ledecral Год назад

Pro tip: If you get a really FAT pirate crew, it will fill up the kraken faster and you can usually get away with 1 crew member surviving the whole ordeal. This is how some comedy channels can have duos.

@paps3841 Год назад

This idea is genuinely funny

@Ledecral Год назад

@@paps3841 I’m glad, I lost Salty Bob in the process of learning it. R.I.P. Salty Bob, we’ll never forget ye.

@kharitheblueanteater9592 Год назад

@@Ledecral how do I make it out with all members of the pirates so I can make a family channel

@jojogacha974 Год назад

No you use them to block the 1 million arrows

@GooberInternet Год назад

@@kharitheblueanteater9592 Just get like. 17 pirates.

@ForeTopiaOfficial Год назад

I dunno, Doobus looks as healthy as can be

@雪者 Год назад

He's in pretty good condition

@crychidate Год назад

he looks fine to me

@ForeTopiaOfficial Год назад

@@雪者 I agree

@doig_brainrot Год назад

@ВоIugа 🅥 I must sadly inform you that you, (bot), have been ratioed.

@joelpww Год назад

He looks a little green to me

@kingbl4de734 Год назад

1:44 this part killed me🤣

@stormblitz979 Год назад

I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-!!!!!

@cupcakeattack1119 7 месяцев назад

@@stormblitz979then upload the video and you will get all the monies and everyone will love you as long as you do this everyday THE END

@taimaralenton5472 3 месяца назад

@@cupcakeattack1119 okay, i hope that helped.

@rimaproductions9369 3 месяца назад

@@taimaralenton5472and just for you I was about to upload the latest prompt

@SebastianTheMemer Месяц назад

@@taimaralenton5472And just for you, I was about to upload the latest prompt from the ancient temple of a thousand years ago…

@GabrielMoura-gt9jb Год назад

"Yes daddy 😳" "OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-" this part got me so much I was crying

@FSoJG28597 Год назад

“-YOU BEAUTIFUL EMPOWERED WOMAN!”

@CT-7567_CPTNRex 5 дней назад

@@FSoJG28597 why is everyone doing this SHE DOESNT KNOW YOU

@zancrowe Год назад

Considering I've been throwing my friends at my enemies and running away all my life, I... I think I can make this work.

@Wednesdayreal Год назад

Considering I play Pikmin I think I too can do this

@MrLoowiz Год назад

No, you had friends. You have already failed.

@zancrowe Год назад

@@MrLoowiz Damn, so it's the unfunny life for me henceforth, huh? Sad.

@zancrowe Год назад

@@Wednesdayreal Pikmin was the key all along!

@the1andonlydrmixxel Год назад

500th like :D

@fullmetalx644 Год назад

The amount of pain he goes through for every video is incredible all hail broccoli man

@e.m.m.i6054 Год назад

He literally made a video explaining what he is and spoiler he isn’t broccoli

@420roachdoggjr Год назад

@@e.m.m.i6054 You're right he's a ripe head of lettuce.

@hilariouschip7590 Год назад

Based

@1th_to_comment. Год назад

@@420roachdoggjr also wrong

@Blaze00XD Год назад

Didn’t Doobus make a video specificly to say he is *not* a broccoli?

@cantmakeacreativename2072 Год назад

So, basing off of this video. I counted every current video Doobus has, coming up to about 164 (yes I actually counted) Assuming the amount of people in step 1 is proportionate to how many people he actually brings on each trip to the temple (which is about 5) This would mean that he has currently killed 820 people. By all accounts, this makes Doobus a war criminal. Which is actually hilarious.

@ellocosjchushhxha Год назад

You didn't have to count them yourself. It is displayed on the home page of the channel. Just in case you ever need to do some off the cuff maths again 😉

@vitorschein8073 10 месяцев назад

It has to be more, one crew mate for each penguin, elephant and tiger, he made it seem like there would be more than one of each, but assuming it is only one of each that is three already, than you have to consider that the crew was halfed, and actually 5 is a pretty good guess, so yeah, I didn't think this through

@navyblued 9 месяцев назад

@@ellocosjchushhxha but wheres the fun in that.

@You-are-definitely-right-but 8 месяцев назад

But that’s if every vid only has one joke. You would theoretically need to count every joke in every episode, which I’m guessing is enough to make Doobus the most diabolical content creator

@RhineStone46 Год назад

I’d honestly love an animation or mini series seeing our noble Doobus embark on this journey to collect his next big joke for a video

@darkkoi_ Год назад

That joke was truly hilarious. The way Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin' said "Fart noise dot wav" was genius. This is truly one of the jokes of all time. 12/10, would laugh again.

@idontgetpaidenough3633 Год назад

@Jack Wrath I clipped into your mom

@danielsurvivor1372 Год назад

This was truly one of jokes of time* you mean?

@tim-jim760 Год назад

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of sacrifices pirates he puts in to his videos?!?!

@thenethralking6032 Год назад

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make XD

@krsynx Год назад

Can you NOT start your comment witb "can we just take a moment to appreciate". There's been FAR TOO MANY.

@mr.sirman8052 Год назад

@@krsynx That’s the joke

@aquaponieee Год назад

@@krsynx honestly, i don't see an issue with using common phrases. What, should we now ban the word "Hi" because it's used way too often? Do you realize that if we start banning the most commonly used phrases one by one in order, we'll eventually run out of phrases and become unable to communicate again and literally return to monke?

@subartic Год назад

@delf Yes. That's exactly the point, we need to return to monke.

@mushublaze Год назад

As a Cambodian, I appreciate the references to the country and the temples. Fun fact, my mother's maiden name is actually Kong 🙃

@nicholasspring Год назад

1:55 the END!!!!

@Kirbo710 Год назад

Fun fact: if you are on mobile, you can just tap to pause the screen at 0:48, and it still shows the fake squares, therefore fulfilling the joke

@oefest5252 Год назад

FUCK! I JUST COMMENTED THAT, YOU’VE GOTTA BE FOOKEN KIDDING!!!!

@takenshota546 Год назад

i don't get it who taught you how to english properly?

@jedimarioe Год назад

Very confused at what this means

@martyyt2099 Год назад

@@oefest5252 I really don't get it

@sodashark2907 Год назад

@@takenshota546there’s squares in the background of the image (normally if you want an invisible background of whatever image you got from the internet) if you pause on mobile and Doobus hints at the joke in red writing

@CrispyToast Год назад

0:45 "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?"

@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle Год назад

haha.. i do not.

@FEELZ_SHARD Год назад

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@YaBoyLennyJobs Год назад

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Год назад

Lol

@jg-7780 Год назад

On the RU-vid app, if you pause at the temple at 0:49 and tap on the screen to bring up the play button, you can actually see the transparent png squares that goobus refers to in the description.

@tanjirokamado1031 Год назад

1:24 as a Catholic this is funny as hell😂😂

@oldred890 Год назад

A. This was hilarious B. Sort Doob's vids by popularity and become deeply depressed. Seriously, some of his BEST content is buried by his still good but way less amazing videos. Like, they're all good, but seeing Brent and Sophie under FNF stuff *hurts* with just how good original Doobus material is.

@AnuragKumar-ik1kc Год назад

President winnie the pooh is top tier imo and beats even Sophie and brent

@kharitheblueanteater9592 Год назад

Almost all of the FNF videos are on the top

@_-Lx-_ Год назад

Sadly the FNF fandom is made from an army of toxic toddlers who will watch anything relating to it on loop and autoplay while ignoring anything else. (And that's the least of their issues, don't even get me started on them invading and attempting to claim other fandoms as their property such as Madness). Sadly quality isn't at all relevant to success, not in general and especially not to RU-vid, in RU-vid whatever hits all the right tags and trends and is mass pumped out is what's successful.

@Da-choppa Год назад

@@_-Lx-_ I fucking hate the fnf fandom, I really hate how most of them literally don’t know what madness really is

@danielcastillosyoutubechan2452 Год назад

1:44 doobus get demonitized

@Eyes3444 Месяц назад

1:47

@raynmanshorts9275 Год назад

"You are going to voice this cartoon. Yes?" "Yes, daddy." "AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M DEMONITIZED!" The fact that this is the most replayed part, well... it's well deserved.

@oodamame9337 Год назад

The fact that I laughed at the ancient prompt of a thousand years ago is proof enough for me that Goobus must make this sacrifice constantly

@Zach-804 Год назад

Most of Doobus’ existence is just him dead inside and needing a hug.

@Tootiefrootietortalini2001 Год назад

2:15 *the death of comedy* ”I’ve killed art”

@Sleeptight1475 23 дня назад

Everything dies, we're just dragging it's corpse

@hauntedcircus7475 Год назад

can we appreciate doobus goobus bc hes sacrificed alot. also kassi for agreeing to say a single line.

@jackfelt1983 Год назад

I just want you to know my family did indeed laugh hard at the joke you worked so hard to get

@robiginal Год назад

I love how getting home and making the animation are the easiest parts, whereas getting the joke itself is the most difficult part

@zdanee Год назад

Killing the friends you gained along the way by throwing them at your enemies you gained along the way is the hardest part.

@DiamondBatToons Год назад

I like how you had to mention that the Sonic theme & "Adult" VA's go together well 😂

@ManiacX1999 Год назад

Someone please explain for my naive brain

@tomtcom Год назад

@@ManiacX1999 they're VA's that do things for "adult" cartoons and such

@pinkuisntniku6521 Год назад

@@ManiacX1999 adult animation means animations about people doing the unholy nasty

@crucifiedhughneutron7764 Год назад

And the fact he’s willing to kill said VAs if they don’t comply.

@newbaggett Год назад

Uh! Uuh! If you know the reference!

@derpyt772 Год назад

Out of all the videos Mr. Doobus made, this is my favourite

@thebearded4427 Год назад

Jesus i christ. I was eating an orange while watching this, completely unsuspecting. When the penguin selling the guns popped up i fucking lost it and now my entire desk is covered in half chewed orange. Great tutorial! perfect 4/7! Marvelous!

@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING Год назад

1:48 The fact he has to stand on a red box to be able to put the comically large scissors around the woman's neck is funny to me for some reason

@Sonichero151 Год назад

And somehow he thought the VA WOULDN'T demonitize the video with "Yes Daddy"

@elibenmocha6780 Год назад

I feel bad for Doobus to go through all of that pain just to make us laugh after all of these years. I am grateful for all he has done for us.

@doobiousyt Год назад

So that's why my jokes have been half-baked. I've been going to Turkey

@SuperSlimeSoda Год назад

Thanks Doobus! Now I can make my animation channel funnier with your 10 step process ☺☺

@murkorus7147 Год назад

There's actually a skip you can make if one of the crewmates you bring with you is an enderman from Minecraft, there's a hidden feature that will allows him to teleport to safety after distracting an enemy. Remember to use your enderman at the last enemy though, then for the million arrows you will be able to not get hit, as endermen are immune to arrows. I hope this was helpful and will save you some pain for your next video.

@davidhong1934 Год назад

They patched that exploit The temple interior now contains an ankle-high quantity of water

@carlosgarcia-pd4wq Год назад

@@davidhong1934 also enderman don't teleport the just move faster than the eye can see.

@Daniel_3322 Год назад

@@davidhong1934 easy solution just bring the boat you came in and the enderman can enter with you

@Jsslade Год назад

Endermen exist because one day, God was playing in Minecraft and said, "I want there to be a reference to that." And then He made a reference to that, in real life.

@agrilsunil1 11 месяцев назад

Except you want no survivors besides you so you don’t have to pay them.

@doig_brainrot Год назад

What an informative guide! My friends laughed at my joke so much they haven't stopped laughing!

@thetastytango7374 Год назад

1:10 just timestamping this for my own personal use.

@The1ArtKing 7 месяцев назад

1:11

@toxc9526 2 месяца назад

Ayo?

@maup2900 Год назад

I've realized that one of the reasons I greatly enjoy your videos is how your humour is refreshingly not preachy. You don't try to peddle any kind of moral views and just focus on being genuinely entertaining. And you don't fall on the same old tired tropes that all animated parodies have exhausted since the creation of the internet. Everytime you upload is really exciting and I can't say that for many other people on here.

@curlystepper7386 11 месяцев назад

Agreed, more content creators should learn from this

@1everysecond511 Год назад

It took me a moment to realize that "adult" in air quotes implied that the VA voiced NSFW content and not that she was actually underage and because I'm dumb I got really concerned that Goob accidentally hired a 17-year-old once or something

@dontkickmychick6076 Год назад

Why not both? :troll:

@malinm17 Год назад

2:12 😳😳😳

@Two_Teapod 3 месяца назад

the funy

@jamieterrill Год назад

"If someone is funny, it's probably their only redeeming quality." Blitzo from helluva boss in a nutshell.

@Thecommander248 Год назад

Okay, but why are the hands backwards at 1:37?

@DreddFall04 Год назад

Why tf did you know that?

@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas 9 месяцев назад

@@DreddFall04 That part is really easy

@theduelist649 Год назад

0:08 yes i do. I deal and inflict PUNishment each and every day

@davebtuu9480 Год назад

I don’t know whether I should ashamed or impressed over this but “Friday Night Funkin’ Girlfriend Fart” made me laugh for five consecutive minutes.

@teemujussila Год назад

Same

@agrilsunil1 11 месяцев назад

SHAME!!!!

@awesomej1107 Год назад

I always felt I wasn’t that funny and that I should learn the art of comedy, thank you so much for this tutorial!

@ParnellAnimation Год назад

Thank you for laying out this process. I’ve never been able to make it past the arrows before.

@antoniopisani489 Год назад

As an aspiring writer who can't write comedy, this video helped me so much

@theoverseer1775 Год назад

Wait, you mean you DON'T have to sacrifice your entire family to cuthulu and start a new one for later sacrifice every time you want to get a joke? Damn, i knew i was doing something wrong.

@Soitisisit 9 месяцев назад

That's not fair. I snort laughed and fell over on the toilet. I now believe this is truly the process.

@Oingo-Boingo Год назад

Doobus Goobu has some of the best use of satire, irony, & absurdism.

@just_type_ultra Год назад

Man Doobus really puts a lot of effort in his videos

@sethhubner112 Год назад

I've had such a shitty day with everything annoying me thank you so much this really made my day so much better just what I needed :D

@bruh9768 Год назад

The ending funnily enough is probably one the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. My humour is dead.

@hubris_ssb Год назад

Doobus's proclamation at the end was quite the revelation

@NullifiedPerson Год назад

This whole video on it's own is art and should be put in to a museum

@miguelarg2001 Год назад

The NSFW actress who have invited to do some characters really have a good voice. I don't know why but it is something who fits really well or at least make these animations look like good quality content

@_-Lx-_ Год назад

Yeah, some NSFW VAs have really great voices. Makes sense, their whole job is to make themselves sound alluring and attractive, so makes sense their voice would be nice to listen to in SFW content too. Honestly some are really soothing, got the whole ASMR stuff going on.

@bluecanine3374 Год назад

@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) and often times they do ASMR! what is sad though is BECAUSE they do NSFW content it makes it difficult to get cast for sfw stuff. Not impossible, but difficult even if they try to make a separate profile/portfolio. And having a NSFW VA in anything sfw always results in the comment section being 90% just people saying "hey, she did a porns type things! Did you know that?! I did and it made my peepee hard! "

@_-Lx-_ Год назад

@BlueCanine Though I'm actually not sure about that thing you said about being hard to get cast, as I know a massive number of famous voice actors like Mike Pollock and Dan Green have acted in hentai before. Many people do manage to continue finding SFW jobs.

@bluecanine3374 Год назад

@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) those examples aren't what I'm talking about. Not only are those men which is a whole separate set of stigma around it, but those were way back in the 90s under pseudonyms during an era where it was hard to connect the dots. They became established before people sleuthed out their past. And just that, it is their past. They, no my knowledge, aren't or even recently done ANY nsfw voice work for well over a decade. Way different

@_-Lx-_ Год назад

@@bluecanine3374 OK fair enough

@bcbdjane 11 месяцев назад

if you look at goobus's computer, it looks like an ammong us crewmate

@MarchMobile Год назад

You might be one of my favorite artists. I'm not sure if that says more about you, me, or the world of art as a whole.

@Arkay315 Год назад

This just shows how much effort goes into animation.

@siryizzur Год назад

thanks for the shout out at 0:33 love your content bro

@tbiggy 4 месяца назад

"OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED!!!"

@Daniel_3322 Год назад

Over 2 months later and I'm still laughing at the concept of cambodius the wizard

@hotkoyoto Год назад

The lesson here is there's some deep truth to almost absolutely everything he said. And the road to being a youtube is filled with absolute pain, misery, unfairness, critics everywhere, and very little actual satisfaction when you realize it's getting infinitely tougher the longer youtube goes on. Let alone the repeated cycle of trying to find what hits and what misses with the general audience and your fan base, let alone how the overall general world sees you when you tell them you're a youtuber. F*ck, this video is informative, golden, 10/10, and kinda sad at the same time. My poor boy.

@JPSimen Год назад

Too many words.

@MSCDonkeyKong Год назад

this is why i would only do video essays for rants when i want to get input out there on important issues like video games. like with the chuggaaconroy paper mario sticker star rant series where he's mostly just doing it for himself

@theelitegamershake4879 Год назад

How to be funny: Make OHIO memes Say "Hehe women" Refrence Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Be based Make dark jokes (You have kids in your basement) Done

@fiddleriddlediddlediddle Год назад

None of the steps had his pirates commit piracy.

@kobyaguilera5585 Год назад

Tip: Goobus uses 5 crewmates, but you should bring at least 12 so you can use some of them as meat shield against the arrows

@LordEyepatch Год назад

This is how you graduate Clown Colledge..... *everyone ends up dropping out.*

@Solesteam Год назад

0:54 I found that using only parts of your crewmates actually can leave you with 72% of a crewmate remaining, a uncommonly known fact, and that can help you with the arrows.

@agrilsunil1 11 месяцев назад

Just make sure the 72% isn’t the arm.

@TheSpookiestSkeleton Год назад

I knew I found something special when I discovered this channel stuck in the rafters of that old barn full of poisonous spiders and wasps and tetanus nails and anthrax, I always knew goobus had it in him to make the funnies every day foreve

@justfigurinitoutanimations 9 месяцев назад

“I’ve killed art.” -Doobus Goobus 😂 😂 I’m dying 😂 💀

@treynevs4888 Год назад

I was having a bad day at work today, but this really cheered me up. Thank you so much, dude.

@jrr6947 Год назад

All way through I was just smirking, but I genuinely laughed at the end🤣🤣

@RCMPGuythunder Год назад

I weep for the day that funny green man no longer blesses my mind with his immaculate videos

@shadowninja7547 5 месяцев назад

I think the best part of this video from my perspective was at the end I laughed my heart out😂

@lilium724 Год назад

This is actually a brilliant commentary on the current state of AI art, and what it tells us about the constant depreciation of artists work in our modern society 🧐 It does this by demonstrating the absurdity of pretending that "coming up with good ideas is more important than the work needed to transform said idea into a finished product"

@Gatorboy5678 8 месяцев назад

0:48 If you tap on it on mobile or move your mouse on computer you *CAN* actually see the “gray squares of the ancients”

@curlystepper7386 11 месяцев назад

Sprained my ankle going on that trip to the sacred joke you told me about

@JeiJohnson Год назад

Is... Is this what you do every time you gotta' make a new video? I thought what you did was, you know... Troublesome. But I never knew the pains at great lengths that you actually go through to give us the best content. My heart goes out to you, Doobus.

@Greychanchibi93 Год назад

Thank you Doobus for this helpful tutorial

@henrynelson9301 Год назад

I love how you hire NSFW voice actresses but their lines keep getting shorter

@WeLoveSkully 11 месяцев назад

The fact I even smiled at “fart noise .wav” is absolutely horrendous and I might take extreme measures to myself in order to end this hell

@waterninten Год назад

We commend the sacrifices you make for us, Goobus

@williamthomas4769 Год назад

IT'S KASS!! Hey Kass, I hope to see you voicing some stuff every now and then on Doobus' Channel. 😃 also My sweet green goober looked absolutely FUCKED up at the beginning. ☠

@kassioppia Год назад

Honestly this was so much fun to do, I'd love to work with Doobus again!

@noel2755 Год назад

one piece plot:

@stolenalt Год назад

I genuinely feel like this is how doobus actually makes his videos.

@dormagio Год назад

The final delivery really did it for me.

@zephrox. Год назад

1:30 makes a reference to a game in real life that was made in real life

@CollectorHere Год назад

“I’ve killed art” is an understatement 😅😅😅 In all seriousness, very funny video. I have now gotten my very funny joke from the temple and I am now making millions of moneys. Thank you Doobus Goobus for your tutorial on funniness.