False Advertising - Scott The Woz 

Vail you had me at "gravity falls"

He had me at here

@@brittaniwiersma7179 hey look at me I'm the 4th reply on a verified persons comment heheheheh

Hey, it’s me, I commented on your last video that I share a birthday with Phineas and Ferb

He had me at h

I'd be more afraid of a shelf of games crashing down on me.

I’d be more afraid of being hit by a frying pan

I'd be more afraid of Fling Smash

toilets are pretty clean usually. Unless you use it and don’t flush

Don't touch his Chibi Robo collection, you'll get Zip Lash.

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Metroid prime4

@@Seth9809 Metroid Prime 4's reveal started with a 4 fading in.

I mean its not false advertising. It is supposedly Metroid Prime 4. You know assuming it actually exists

I mean, at least they havent shown unrealistic gameplay. Generally speaking, Nintendo has been pretty honest about the gameplay they show. Their cinematic videos *do* push expectations a bit high though. But not NEARLY as much as other publishers.

Glad someone said this before me

Please tell me people modded those files back into the game.

@@empoleonmaster6709 they did luckily but the damage has been done

It enabled a horrible looking permanent depth of field effect and more headlight shadows from vehicles. Whoop-de-doo. The mod was overhyped.

i got the game on ps4 and i thought it looked and played great. i didn't get sucked in by all the hype like many though, i read and article or 2 about it but didn't pay much attention to it then just spontaneously bought it on release for full price. thoroughly enjoyed it and played through it 3 or 4 times with no major bugs, no notable bugs period that i can recall. still one of my favorite games on the ps4. for whatever reason i could never really get into gta, but i really got into this game, and it had some of the most fun mini games i've seen in a game, the digital trips are especially fun. even if it didn't match the visuals in the trailers, it was a really good game and i'm surprised it got so much hate over it.

Don’t inspire him

@@weirdcelebass shhhh

@@weirdcelebass why not

Hey! It's Cpt. Egg!

Same

Great, now American kids can learn how not to be Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash.

Yea this is big brain time

D E E P L O R E

I'd go to a school owned by Scott. Learning to love Madden 08 sounds way more interesting than geometry.

Scott Wozniak High School (featuring Madden 08, Fling Smash, and Chicken Shoot)

There's a timeline where that happened but we don't live there

They made no money with those sales and got their game pulled from the shelves, so I think that would actually have been the best way to go

Also the initial idea was for Cyberpunk to be third person but they switched to first person because it was easier to make when avoiding animating the character and your customizations.

But if they did that, WB Games would be up their asses for that as they published the game in a unfinished state, brcausr they forced CD Projekt Red to have it finished

@@ChaseMC215 but having bad PR, dealing with refunds, scandals, people getting fired/retiring/leaving is better? The game sold well in it's first run but this year the sales absolutely tanked because everyone knows how bad it was on launch, people keep buying Witcher because it's at least complete and doesn't crash every 5 minutes

So in reality, those who RELEASED the trailer should go to hell, not the poor devs.

​@@kamyab4597 Exactly. It's likely the same with MotorStorm, only it was an actual trailer that Phil Harrison said represented actual gameplay when it isn't at all.

“And this is what made us lose credibility”

@@neobowser3221 I READ THAT AS HE SAID IT LMAOO

@@wozthescott2804 OMG ME TOOOOO HAHAHAH

@@MEXICAN673 I did too and now it's freaking me out that this happened so many times

@@totallyrealcia Scott has mysterious powers, don't question it

Here before this comment blows up

ur pfp gave u a sub-

gaeming

It really do be like that

Stop trying to revive your channel through comments make good content

That has always been the second stupidest piece of advice or a metaphor aside from having your cake and eating it

@@ciphergacha9100 Having your cake and eating it twice?

@@ciphergacha9100 the saying was originally "eat your cake and still have it" or something to that effect. Basically saying someone wants all of the benefits and none of the costs.

@@ciphergacha9100 having your cake and eating it too means wanting to consume the cake but also still have cake to consume. Its just worded a bit poorly

@@leaffinite3828 I feel like eating your cake and having it would make more sense to be fair

Honestly should’ve just been it’s own thing tbh. Having “what-if” scenarios as ideas for games is something that has proven to work. XCOM 2 was a pretty successful game and that only happened because the developers thought “Hey what if the good guys actually didn’t win in the first game”. Honestly Age of Calamity seems more of something where they just stuck it on something popular just to make sure it really doesn’t fail. Not saying it’s a terrible game of course

@@uhoh6706 The first Hyrule Warriors was its own thing and hardly anyone played it

@@exzyyd392 that's because "warriors" games suck

@@exzyyd392 Because it was a Wii U game.

This game gives me feelings not found in Breath of the Wild.

Ow.

More like opening the box and they're all oatmeal cookies

the memories

One’s less edible than the other

@@Drakeblood97 or it’s a sewing kit

*yall

@@gunk7712 nah, it’s “all”.

@@gunk7712 in Nintendo switch four years in, he writes "all" on the piece of paper at the beginning of the episode

Dick Vitale agrees

Yup

lol

Reminds me of Fallout New Vegas, where a Perk doesn't work as intented because of a typo

they must have said Alen instead

DAMN

@@gnasheroffthewallalen colon mairen

no one noticed it probably because no one cares

Thats a sound assessment lol Activision got away with it.@@gnasheroffthewall

​@@gnasheroffthewallI care

​@@carolingio1152Hello nobody, fancy meeting you here

Same

Same

he’ll lose his mind

*sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends*

GENIUS!

We need to market getting a small stuffed animal digitally in a game if you preorder at Walmart in Canada but only in select areas such as 300 miles away from any city.

Dick Vitale approves of this episod

Yes

@@dickvitale9701 yeah baby😂 I see dickie v all the time he lives near me

He’s said before he wants to make his videos timeless so they aren’t dated, so this is new for him but still pretty timeless

How dare he!

Didn’t age well.

@@josepho3366 well it's still a funny joke for the people waiting for the new video at that time, it just took long to upload lol.

Wait, I thought he was a Woz?

@@scottydu81 I thought he was a scott

EA didn't make WatchDogs

So you can literally hack it to look better. Imagine if that was the final ability you unlocked in the game.

Very cool, but Ubisoft made and published it not EA

You mean Ubisoft

There were advanced PC gfx settings in the configfiles, which weren’t optimized and very glitchy.

I got gex as my screensaver because he never lies

don't know if this is an actual Gex quote or not but the prospect of people falsely quoting Gex is hilarious enough.

@@brokoblin6284 “I never said that, don’t listen to Scott the Woz fans” - Gex

THAT'S FUCKING GEX

@@usermcskull4713 THAT'S FLEX......TAPE

Underrated

Hit and Run is better

@@Meme_Man_is_Cool nobody said it wasn’t let people enjoy things for once

@@WunderwaffePrime No

To be fair it was obviously just a joke

@Tensel Huh every time I've eaten it felt like a lot of juice :p

I never took issue with Gushers, loved 'em alongsode Fruit Rollups and Sour Straws

“Give me that lemon juice~”

I didn't like juice coming out of my fruit snacks. I was a weird child. Can't remember if I had your fear or not.

I did... never ate one in my life... and never will, even with those new ads...

4:41

But not big games like CYBERPUNK 2077 , I bet those Mobile Games aren't even popular and only KNOWN for their shitty ads.

Well, once again we see that mobile games aren't games* (*at least to Scott, and I agree. To me they're primitive time killers that are only good when I'm bored and there's literally nothing else I could do about it)

IF YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS LEVEL YOU CAN LEGALLY EAT METH

Loaf_Bloke_will_Eat_Ur_Soul --- isn't Gardenscapes that one game that doesn't want to be deleted from you're deviced for some reason, even thought it's a fucking mess.

It was a pretty great trailer though

@@blob_man_guy1582 yeah, all my friends were super hyped

@@blob_man_guy1582 pretty great game too

great game though. soyboys will disagree

I've never played it myself, but that trailer did speak volumes. ...Dammit, now I'm gonna hop back to your channel. 🤣

throat goat

Who are you

@@AFF_NYC pride months official mascot

Billy what the fuck are you doing here

An unexpected arrival

He already did that.

Indeed taylor Simpson of no mans sky glitch 22 fame

Wow, I know you since No Man's Sky glitch 21!!!

This is a terrible way of looking at it. Thousands of gamea release every year without issues. This is like never getting in a car because of the tiny minority of car crashes.

@@MuchWhittering Tiny minority? Where I live car crashes are the number one cause of death for young adults

Which episode is that from again?

I thought it was tax evasion

“I understood that reference”

I thought this said "Scott's favorite pasta"

@@CrocvsGator i think it was "from reveal to release"

Exactly same for me

Afaik there wasnt even a performance issue with the shader

They did it because sony and Microsofts consoles couldn't handle the graphics and threatened that if they didn't down grade the graphics they wouldent support watch dogs

@@Jam._. even the better graphics didn't save that game from being bland as hell though

@@princessnovainacottage3326 no it’s a good game

OH REALLY ?! Huh... do you have a link ? You got me back in the mood to play it again and try this unofficial patch.

15:20

Yeah the amount of times he's played Gex on this channel amazes me

not true, he still hasn't done that L button video

I don't know man... he did advertise a 22 minute long video on the L button before and that's still not here.

😔

What?

@@epichuman3198 Did you not watch the video??

Bruh

Caraca,você por aqui?

wtf mateus oq tu tá fazendo aq

carai mateus

so true !

Deep

lol. if current events have taught me anything its that some will complain but the masses will be gladly remove those individuals from society if fed enough lies.

The gamers are revolting

@@scr0ngle108 The gamers are rebelling - :D The gamers are disgusting - D:

Hello, it's usually at 7am for my time, surprised he hasn't uploaded it yet, or maybe he's taking a small break who knows.

I think the reason the video isn't up yet is because of length. I'm pretty sure the next episode is about E3 2021, and if it is then Scott probably has a lot to say about it, meaning the video is longer and would take a while to upload, as RU-vid sometimes does that with long videos. I could be completely wrong though, this is just purely speculation.

@@Traids_ your right, it's up now. And I got a notification. And also the title has a typo, Scott the *wozoz*

@@Traids_ well it had a typo now it doesn't

@@reethelemon Yup, had a feeling that's what it would be. Also I didn't even notice the typo, that's kinda funny.

No, it’ll just be false advertising if the L button episode sucks

@@jogos4ever801 or if it's not 23 minutes long

Hi out of context guy

He didn't go to a High School named "Scott's High School" , thats what he wants you to think. Its actually called "Chibi Robo Ziplash's Hell School"

Emerald VR AcTuAlLy he went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

I mean in most of these cases it was higher-ups dragging devs along, being a game dev is frankly a horrible job

After Saturday’s were the god SMG4 will appear.

For the love of God people, stop using apostrophes when you are talking plural. I am not a ‘grammar nazi’ but this is ridiculous. It’s Sundays.

That name is false advertising!

@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Well, he did eventually

@@balazs7235 thats what happen’s when it autocorrect’s oopsie poopsie

Truly dedicated to his craft

It's where it belongs

@@Pizza7478 why the hate man

@@DOOMGUYBFG64 We only play dumb Nintendo games in this household

@@notsludgebomb134 Man all of you suck, bitching about consoles. I play on my PC. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go take out a loan to buy a graphics card.

It only took turning him into a lawnmower.

Why are they always wet?

@@tyranttracergaming You know exactly why .

@@tyranttracergaming if it's dry, I cry But if it's wet, aight bet 😉😏

Scott the owns

i mean, you can get a red star, so...

@@metalicarus8372 its just not the same...

@@wrenren2112 its still cool

@@metalicarus8372 I always found it so sad cause you couldn't really use it anywhere except in the observatory. I wish you coulda brought it into levels and found new areas or something. It had some really dope music to go with it too

@@finestcustard5647 i feel like it really belings in the hubworld. its a neat way to make some areas quicker to reach, and turns the hub in a small 1-up chase game. it also kinda showed what a regular level mixed with a water level looks like, and let's ne honest the janky controls aren't helping. it's a neat detail for sure, but i get why they chose to focus on actual platforming instead.

wosiak**

I see you everywhere I swear

Scott Wosniak

Soctt the Wsoknikak

sco wosni

He doesn’t have a lot left to cover I feel. Maybe the rest of the Mario parties and a few other stuff but idk, hard to think of. Kinda hope he makes more comedy videos, anyways. I really like them

E3 2021

nintendo switch: [insert number here] years in

Shovel ware part 4

For broad topics it does seem that way but when you can have a 20 minute video on specific things I'd say it's possible, but for different games, non-Nintendo systems or other things he has plenty to cover. Many other channels have looked at many different aspects of gaming, even retro topic channels I've watched a handful on CRTs, modern games viewpoints, the TurboGrapx, getting into RPGs, and more, it really depends on what aspect whether specific like game consoles/controllers, the L button or broad to cover like genres, a game series and more to cover. I've posted or seen tons of 20+ suggestions in the community of a retro channel I watch called Retro Bird about topics like Turbo Buttons on the Turbograpx/third party controllers that have had them in the past and present, opinions on the Jaguar, 3DO and other 90s consoles outside of the PS1, N64 and Saturn, how modern and retro peripherals compare (like Lightguns to a Wiimote), younger games getting into retro games and much more. Depends on the topic and how specific or broad it is. Sure he hasn't covered a We Dare or Night Trap type of retrospective in a while but we may see more like that I assume besides the Mario Party sequels, Mega Man or whatever. He may just have made his point and doesn't need to cover any more than the first game in those long running series. I do think we will run out of ideas but so far he is doing pretty well, whether timing them to relevant topics or just whatever he feels like/thinks about.

Yes

Wait in 4 months it gonna be october,is he foreshadowing the halloween special of this year?

Haven't you heard? 10-28-21 from space debris carrying a deadly mutated virus crashing into Yellowstone triggering fault activity linked with Tamu Massif causing massive tidal waves globally, melting the ice caps, and awaking all 3,000 species of Cicada simultaneously.

Like the Movie 2012?

@@Nightenstaff idk man, that sounds like a hunk of junk to me.

I think it depends on which state you live in.

Awww…. Damn it!!! Just missed it.

The yearbook is the only true permanent record

Man, this is the problem with the gaming culture in general these days, they announce stuff WAY TOO DAMN EARLY 😡 I mean, I get it that your multimilion project HAS to sell, but announcing it 6months-1 year before releasing leaves plenty of time to build HYPE and get people to look forward to the game, as several AAA titles already showed.

I disagree. I think that the E3 announcement in 2018 was what caused the hype to build so much. Then, of course announcing that Keanu was a main character in the game was the biggest can of worms they could have opened for obvious reasons.

Im glad I was never hyped for Cyberpunk, I still think its crazy the original announcement was in 2012, before they even announced Witcher 3 and only like a year after Witcher 2 came out. I think they must have had bigger plans for the size of the company than what ended up happening.

@@deanrazor9023 No the company got a lot bigger that they thought actually. Even themselves didn't expect the massive Witcher 3 success that allowed them to hire a lot more people. Cyberpunk is another example of too many roosters and no clear vision. The initial people back then had a vision but managers and new people all brought one idea after the other and cancelling previous work to change something etc etc resulting in time being wasted and not a clear path of what they are doing. From the start the game wasn't supposed to be GTA like but more RPG story driven(RPG elements basically went away), It was also supposed to be third person etc. In a nutshell they were going back and fourth creating stuff and then deleting them etc and then had to rush like crazy to at least make something. They needed a clear leader with a clear vision that knew what he wanted and clearly expressed it. Instead they had a clusterfu%k. Now that they have been threw all that they are probably thinking "We should have made things like that and that" So they know better now and if they actually just got their heads down right now in making Cyberbunk 2 they could make it and finish it quite fast at that but that won't happen and if and when they get do it half and more of the people that learned the lessons from trying to create that mess won't be there and the problems will start all over. To be honest if i was in charge i would have told them to not bother with vehicles and driving and focus more on making those realistic NPC's and characters. Also i would have minimized police appearances. Basically i would have made it less GTA.

@@eduardo.calistenia I still feel like 12 months is too long, what’s the point of announcing a game that’s out well into the next year? Show me what I can’t have? Wonderful thought.

it’s a great line

"This console blows!"

That's where all Xboxes belong.

@@thisisnotachannel get a life

Yes

This comment aged poorly

@@remington238 don’t get me wrong, they still rush projects to meet deadlines, but they’re upfront about what a game will be

Spiking of E3 scoot well talk about is opinion about E3 2021 nexst week

@@desh206 It won't be next week, in 2019 and 2018 it usually took him ~1 month to get his E3 video out (usually around 3 weeks)

Oh

Maybe E3 2001 next week?

He is trying to warn us,He is a legend

get the popcorn

Get the doritos

Get the bread

get the rootbeer

Sure

Lol

…no??? edit: i didn’t finish watching the video, nevermind lmao

Correct.

Yet

Battle front 2 is also a great example

I disagree. These aren't things that people should be praising. That'll make more and more publishers release their games unfinished in hopes that the community will circlejerk the game when they do fix it.

Ff14 did it. Colossal failure of a MMO, and years later they set fire to it, and rebuilt it from the ground up

@@KenLinx It'd also be a pretty short list...

@@KenLinx If you continue to demonise a company for fixing their mistakes, you know what will happen? Companies will stop fixing their mistakes. Avoid mistakes in the first place, but give credit where it's due for fixing those mistakes. 5 years on, if you still refuse to forgive Hello Games, you're just petty at this point.

That’s advertising for you.

The crazy thing is that it actually CAN look like that by changing a couple values in the PC version...and it runs better.

@@MrGamelover23 yea, all that seemed to happened was someone forgot to turn on the filter before putting it out

As soon as I read the title I knew watch dogs would be shown

@@MrGamelover23 I didn’t realise this myth/misconception was still so common. There’s a few unfinished and tweaked effects you can find in the PCs code, but it still looks fundamentally different from the final game.

I hate security breach

Well, bye-bye gaming, I guess

Meanwhile, "The gamers are revolting!" sounds like an insult.

It is

Es eso una amenaza?

@@Jam._. Wii play, do you?

@@brixnotbricks Is that a threat

And I am surprised there was never a patch to fix that.

Wasnt that the game Gearbox dev'd and Randy took a lot of that money and threw it at the borderlands series instead?

@@Pr0ximaCentauri Yup.

it was just the dumb ai that bug fixed. The graphics were still ugly.

@@chrisrichfield8906 The bad graphics weren't a bug, just them being cheap with development on the game.

I thought the same 2 years ago. And I haven't turned back since

CTR, right?

@@invisanon yup...

CTR and CoD be like

@@simonemastrolonardo405 oh Activision straight up deepthroats CoD worse than Sony deepthroats The Last Of Us...

2 months actually

You should've you when the and of the video

But it is canon that for Jeb everything is Gex, except Gex

@128 feral cats good point, he should call it gex then talk about that lizard game

Good idea

@@SanctuaryADO the greatest uprising since Christ himself

Good for you… but it’s also objectively an example of why it’s OK to release a mess and fix it later. It started with Assassins Creed Unity and now it has become the gaming standard and will continue to be the gaming standard for those who know their game will sell.

Next he'll but the PS2 games

@@ChristopherKelley100 Dreamcast version is where it was at

I agree! One thing I really loved about The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask was how almost all of the NPCs in Clock Town felt *alive*. Instead of how in other games, if you're already inside an area waiting for a character to enter, they would simply appear there at one point, in Majora's Mask, the character would enter through the door, and you would even see them walking into the building!

Breath of the wild is like that, even though it’s just some walking cycles and sleeping

Oh there was a lot more in the cyberpunk trailer we didn't get as well.

@@knightghost1782 Yep. The staunch defenders of this game are ridiculous about it too: "Umm, game devs always do that". Yeah. They cut out features they never talked or showed OR ADVERTISED IT PUBLICLY! I am glad I waited because many of the stuff cut out were exactly why I was interested in the game. The other defenders also say "Bugs and glitches happens in all games..."

A PS2 game did it, Called Radiata Stories 170+ NPCS all had different routines they would do every day ,It was the same routine each day, but hey each one did something different at different times of the day you could legit follow one around (Expect 2 who used off map short cuts)

Timestamp?

@@zachcoastercrazy4032 1:00

Kinda

Welp

I mean, it does belong there, he was just returning it home

@@Pizza7478 hello console warrior. Minecraft 2 got released. You can go play it by going outside and touching some grass.

@@inny74 xbox do be a sad state of affairs currently

@@inny74 I play PC and Nintendo Sir, I am outside the War.

To be real, the joke was probably using an already toasted Xbox he bought on Ebay for 20$