There was once a very hungry hitchhiker,he saw a house and went inside only to see a fridge,he slowly opened the door and saw…… *THE FRIDGE WAS EMPTY!* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Hey, do atheists go to Hell?" "No." "How about people who make games to the specifications of their PC without playtesting for lower-end PCs, then don't do anything when the people on lower-end PCs ask for optimizations?" "Straight to Hell, to the boiler room of Hell, all the way down."
The "I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second" bit killed me. Less than 3 seconds later the amogus bit was industrial-strength cringe. Yep, that's Familly Guy for ya.