Family Guy - Dirty Jokes Compilation 

"There's an animated version of us doing it"

That part where Peter had to cover stewies ears because quagmire was talking dirty is probably the most responsible parenting he ever did.

I love how a lot of these are from Quagmire

"OMG AFFIRMATIVE!!!"

" Once you go black. You go deaf." Funniest line I've heard in year's.

The Carter eggnog scene kills me every time.

I haven't had sex in 4 years 😂😂😂

8:24 I'm surprised Quagmire even carries a condom. 😂

13:25 "i still don't like chrismas but i love what we just did"😂😂

Man I can never be bored watching family guy. Even Stewie is bigger than Peter. 😂

Bozo the tax accountant is still my favorite clip

0:19 "I haven’t had sex in 4 years.” Lol

You always end it perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“How long you been in beauty school? Well tonight we’re doing facials” Ha!

The late night monologue part was amazing

17:05 ‘the late night monologues’ 😂😂😂

This is the best dirty jokes compilation on yt

Am I the only one who laughs at Quagmire running away and leaving behind a Rat that fell out of his ass? 😂

Listening to this at work and I literally lost it at the last few seconds. Damnit, lol.

5:34 what was he doin in those 15 minutes 💀💀💀💀💀

That Yanket was wild 💀 3:32

The red carpet scene from PTV (same episode as the "Sideboob Hour") should've been here. My favorite gag, and it fits well here.

Old fashioned father son beat off got me 😂

Lmfao when stewie finds out the milk in his cereal is horse sperm and just keeps eating it

3:06. XD. Amelia Bedelia

Thank-you very much 😂😂😂

5:47 i just realized what this meant

I could have used a Yank It in high school.

Lool this funny as hell 😊😂

5:48 i saw family guy r34 💀💀

Dan Schneider in a nutshell: 5:16

“Sorry I arrived early” lmfao

I never noticed when quagmire flips his light switch his windows are sealed shut

I like the bits that are whisper quiet and then incredibly loud

5:28 This one's actually insane.💀💀💀

15:58 actually got me

9:53 clever transition 😂

5:02 I’m sorry WHAT

“Bustyyy Lantinasss”

Milking the cow while Peter was on Red Bull, I haven't laughed til I was breathless in a good long time, even though I saw that clip years ago

God. I love Quagmire. Who else but Quagmire? Quagmire’s the best

5:00 first chris now stewie, Peter's pickle is tiny

20:00 Once you go black you go def 💀💀

T & A and A & T that's what you should have for breakfast.

I need that blanket!

I remeber these ....when Seth was the writer now it's gine downhill . Still love it but wish it had the shock factor still. 6:22

"I poked a huge hole in your logic."

5:18 FTW AMPUTEE

Dof the majestrate know what your doing got me

I cant help it, the "thats what she said ' always makes me laugh. There are some very naughty gags on here

8:00 that’s my birthday holy shit lol I never knew Family Guy had that in one of the episodes

The fish man is a frat guy in the 90s and 2000s lol😅😂

8:56 One of the funniest moments and smartest jokes in the entire series. 😂

19:49 peter has us unexpected

9:43 movies be like

The fact that one of the categories on Chris's porn wheel is just "SAD" 😂

5:03 the wheel part 😂

"The Yanket"

"I take this... No calls"

“I haven’t had sex in 4 years”

"15 minutes later"... Yep, Chris is gross xD

Tbh that yanket idea ain’t half bad. It could actually come into use for high schoolers

Are we gonna talk about Chris going blazin around after having redbull!

At 5:00, i will watch the rest later

16:00 Poor kid HAHAHAHA

Love Quagmire’s slither into bed 🤣

8:01 yo that’s tomorrow

Where can I get one of those "Yanket"s? I can't seem to find them on Amazon.

9:57 😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7:07 gamer rage

Affirmative!

Friend: I guess i'm just too tough to cry Me: You were crying about t-rex once Friend: They do have arms but they're so tiny They can't do normal or personal things with those small arms

Andy Capp was a Geordie.

The summer of 2024 blow up doll raft

The Malcolm XXY joke was... wow.

That makes sense now. T-Rex’s were anngry because of their short arms

all these years....I never knew Mr Zucchini Head was a shake toy

which song is at 9:48

16:21 Does anyone know what season and episode?

“15 minutes later” ☠️☠️☠️

" Aww you're bending it "

0:46 💀

The First one killed my Straight face 😂😂!!

Ding 😂

3:56 i feel as though a certain couple in nyc could use this product

Why didn't the t-rex used his tail 7:08

😅😅😅😅😅😅funny show

Bro 0:35 is wild

15:50 Freakin UNHINGED😂

5:58 AFFIRMATIVE AFFIRMATIVE

19:49 cuz thats my side boob. 😭💀

5:01 that look tells a lot

"Jack in the Box", Ohhh, so that's where the Cumbox idea was born. Ok.

8:38 😂😂😅

8:54 omg noooo 💀

Ofc Quagmire is in the thumbnail 😂

1:58😂

i just got it with the kid running by

Huge hole in your logic😂

18:20 It's a classic.