Family Guy | Griffin Ancestry gags 

It boggles the mind, doesn't it.😏

He was against slavery, not racism

Are you saying racism is usually genetic?

Also he wasn’t being racist, he asked for an oar from Nick Jim

Daaaaaayuuuum, fool done kisses his momma!

No it's because the chicken gave him an expired coupon and he just keeps coming back.

You forgot to think about the fact that somehow that tiny little man was able to make kids

@@Shinzon23 It's not the size of the tool that matters, but the size of your heart. Also I'm sure he was small enough to get to the ovaries himself

@@Shinzon23 he can literally just crawl into the vagene and be used like a marital aid.

I wonder if Juarez also got a bad coupon.

@@beneko1127 ahahahaha!!!!!!

The two main ones are black and Irish.

Is that why he's a terrible father, can't hold a job and is constantly in trouble with the law?

@@Xerock so you chose to be stereotypical and racist

@@chiagz7538 that's why it's funny

You forgot Native American

@@DJPrimeAmvs and Asian

@@my_other_side473 I was going to but I thought that those where cutaways and side gags

And spanish, also being the descendant of the OG Florida man.

Don't forget that Peter is also part Nazi/German, his ancestor Peter Hitler was the true killer of Adolf Hitler

Keep in mind they are all Griffins so he is most likely not related to any of those men who look exactly like him

@@fairystail1 oh yeah whoops

He probably thought his father was dead like all the others.

Thank you for using the word "plethora". It means a lot. 😁😁

@@marccolten9801 I don't like you

The shocking thing is that this isn't fully unbelievable during the civil wat

Whem are going to realize that Peter make up some things that he says

@@ntinosaggelopoulos6718 man you are fun at parties aren't you?

And the scary thing is, later on that same general would become President if FGs' history is correct.

I don't know where Stewie gets Quark's DNA

Was thinking too.

Weird this is, they made him have all these different ancestors just to all of the sudden make his biological father Irish later on XD... then again i'm aware it's all for jokes and cutaway gags so yeah XD, like they care about continuity anyways

@@Denielle-V insert giant chicken joke....

No. Peter is just the 1st person in his family to not marry his cousin

Real answer. Comedy. Most likely answer, LOTS OF INCEST.

either that, or Peter is making it up for the gag

Ditto

Me to lol

Damn right!

what if you could play it

@@Zhaxxy that would be an awesome game

The former is definitely the truth

Both?

Or, you know, he talked to his parents

its not his past lives those are his ancestors

Nah hes definitely making shit up lol

Well I think we know the reason for all those fights it's a multigenerational feud.

Makes me wonder who Among meg, Chris or Stewie would inherit that

Kind of a missed opportunity to have one of those long-winded dragged out battles, but with small people

2:53 all in favour of super Mario (everyone raised their hand) and all in favour of Eddy the hero plumber Me:(raising hand) oh you can all go to hell

Ok, that's just awesome.

Oh shit, you're actually right!

Tbh with you I just think it's a family guy joke and shouldn't be looked in

Isn't he a distant cousin of Louis or something? I think it was mentioned in the episode where Peter found out he was part black.

@@Snicketbar you might be talking about how a pewterschidmt owned Nate Griffin

Or an upside down Pandoran Mangrove...

It's just going to mostly be one giant incest tree.

A Christmas wreath full of incest

@@ExtremeWreck family vine

and the things is Peter wouldn't even be in it because he's not actually a Griffin

Technically, we all are

Like my ancestor Ghengis Griffin

@@luismex2124 and peter hitler 😳

I did one for family guy but it was for the immediate family.

Mine is

There is a list of Griffin ancestors on the Family Guy wiki

Ah yes, that's a deleted scene on the DVD version, so it's in my deleted scenes compilation (at 11:59)... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-zP8pa3cLtis.html

Especially considering their familys had procreated in the early days of America. His ancestors have bien carrying the pewtershmidt gêne for générations and the relatives hé mentions all take after his afrocan descendants, including his Ireland-born biological dad.

Well the closest thing is Chris

@@rogerbertrand9406 I think it's Prehistory Because Neanderthal Peter his Wife Looking Like Lois

@@melakamelaka332 oh yaaa! :)

They all Looked exactly like him even though his biological dad is actually just some random drunk in Ireland who looks identical to Peter 😂

"come back! My legs are shaved like a little girl's!"

yeah maybe it was censored in some places

Thought I was the only one eho remembered that

@@Quacktivate FOX network TV version probably had the shaved line while the cable and DVD version was the "Do me in the back of the head" line.

I don't understand 😕

@@mygames9925 That's Lee Harvy Oswald getting shot.

@@mygames9925 it is the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald

And the guy where Peter's ancestor pasted over is an FBI agent...

@@coleblatter3343 he was the man who shot Kennedy, right?

Not to mention all of his sperm donor offspring.

What?

@@aaronrue2664 On TV during the "Legs go alll the way up" scene when chasing down the man in the car the line was "my legs are shaved like a little girl" Here(which im assuming is supposed to be the uncensored versions) the line was "I'll let you do me in the back of the head"

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed this haha

@@futur3sn0w same

Which one do you prefer? Both are good lines

Same here, I know of the "My legs are shaved like a little girl's" line.

Griffins Genes Is So Strong Or Griffins Inbreeding

Queen of Burlesque Griffin is what Stewie thinks Meg will look like in the future (the episode where Peter loses his job after his boss dies had the part where Lois finds Peter dressed like a female prostitute and when he gets in the car, Stewie looks at Peter, and tells Meg, "It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future").

“ what a terrible time for your penis to live in” 🎤🎶

That's how Spanish supposed to sound in English? I'm asking because I'm from Spain

The thing about adult cartoons not being allowed to make race jokes just isn’t true

@@Monkforilla I mean, it depends on the race joke.

It’s revealed in an episode that Peter is part black

@@inexorable7193 Which they basically did so they could make it okay to make race jokes lmao

@@cheeseboi588 idk about you but I don’t see anything wrong with that joke

I like how you said something basic

Well for the Griffin family, you can interpret that there was a lot of incest going on.

Honestly, that was the most accurate portrayal of Robert E Lee I've ever seen.

Finally someone mentioned it lol

Same with Great-Great-Great Uncle Jabba the Griffin

Me, too. "Raza naba do-ah hola Willie nipple pinchy!" Lol.

Wookie nipple pinchy

Star Wars obviously

How was it?

@@bloodstoneore4630 I’m not even done yet because a lot of things Peter says is very indicative, but when I’m done I’ll post it somewhere and link it

​@@verylargeman9150 what happened with it?

And Scottish

Spanish?

@@coffeboss2 Because of Ponce de León Griffin.

@@CanItAlready A

@@coffeboss2 and also Juarez Griffin

why pfp

@@sinnfulcat why not?

Guy in white hat is 1963

Idk how you know all the other dates, yet don't know one of the world's most famous "screenshots"

@@mmoney416 I don’t know EVERY thing, I mean, I know about a lot of stuff, but not LITERALLY everything, I didn’t know about the show “Punky Brewster” or the movie “But I’m a cheerleader” until I was 22

Thank God. That was fucking disturbing.

It’s glorious

Thank god

Dayyyummmm!

Except maybe the Irish and African ancestors. Those two are the only confirmed in canon via episodes... if canon and consistency even mean anything in Family Guy

Some of his ancestors were black!

its probably the uncensored version because a lot of these family guy clips channels upload uncensored FG

I had to look that one up. Holy shit that is dark