Family Guy Music: Republican Town (Instrumental) 

Brian: I dream of Republican Town Where men to the right of the aisle don't back down, The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies, And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties. Nice place, huh, Rush? Rush: It's a paradise, Brian Trees grow from Republican sod And everyone prays to a proper right-wing God! Lois: Republican Catholics? Brian: Yes, indeed, there are! Lois: Republican Muslims? Brian: Now, let's not go too far Lois: No Muslims? Rush: Eh, too many tall buildings Brian: They've outlawed all abortions Late or early It's a sin we can't abide! Lois: What if you find a fetus Left abandoned? Rush: We just take it And we jam it back inside Brian: Aw, yes, 'cause I dream of Republican Town The place where the happiest smile is Cheney's frown I'll bet you a buck you won't find a damn thing wrong 'Cause when you come down to it This is where we all belong Lois: Who else lives here? Brian Oh, big names, Lois Rush: Like sweet Mickey Rourke, and his gorgeous right-wing scars Brian: Chuck Norris is one... Rush: And he's got a right-wing beard Brian: Jon Voight is another... Rush: He's just right-wing weird Brian: His, uh, his daughter's pretty hot, though Rush Limbaugh: At one time, Brian. At one time Lois: But how 'bout global warming? Brian: It's a snow job By Obama and his crew Lois: But aren't all his findings Backed by science? Rush: Careful, Lois Now you're sounding like a Jew! Brian: Oy! Brian: We dream of Republican Town Where Clinton is viewed as a crazy Commie clown Rush: A place where America's growing free and strong! Brian: 'Cause when you come down to it This is where... We... All... Belong!