I remember one time, like 12-15 years ago, I was out with my dad eating lunch and a bird shit on my hand as I was going for my sandwich. Luckily none of it got on my lunch, so I cleaned off my hand and got back to eating. I was so hungry it only phased me for a like 6 minutes
I know this sounds weird, but I swear what you were going to talk about at the end had something to do with domestic violence or something Dee lol! (I'm not laughing at domestic violence btw)
It’s okay dee lol a bird shit on my arm when I was a kid and it’s my fault cause my mama told me to let the Window up while she was driving … I haven’t let a window down since 🥲