Family Guy - What did you do, you little twerps? 

Hey, Brian! You want an explanation? God…is…pissed!

With the way this episode ended, One can only imagine what the show would be like if this was also the end of Atheist Brian. Because as people have asked throughout the years "How can Brian still be atheist when he's literally met Jesus?" well now people can ask the same question but with "After he was literally beaten up by God himself"

All this because Brian got rejected by a Christian nurse whom he had a crush on.

"Oh, my God! God!"

I don't know which is crazier. That Brian thinks getting rid of religion will get rid of prejudice and irrational thinking or that he's still probably an atheist.

1:15 🫢 oh no he didn’t! I bet Brian’s no longer an atheist after that beating. Also why’d Stewie get beat up, Brian was the one who started all that

Brian: you want explanation GOD. IS. PISSED. At you brian now 1:15

It’s funny how Brian talks about logic and reason but what logic is there in going back in time to change the course of history over spite?

1:08-1:21 You'd think Brian would learn by now

1:19 It was at this moment that Brian knew, he fucked up

1:18 *"Okay so maybe this wasn't the best idea"*

Moral of this episode? Never mess with God.

Never mess with God

Why did God beat up Stewie? I can understand Brian, but Stewie was willing to change things back to normal.

I knew this was going to happen, God is pissed now they’re going to feel his noogie wrath

"IS THAT WHERE YOU WANNA LIVE?! NOOGIE CITY?! HUH?! 'CAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU THERE! I GOT THE KEYS, HOSS!"

I all honesty, Brian had that beat down coming.(Stewie, not so much.)

Brian and Stewie clearly should’ve learned by now interfering with timelines only makes things worse. Haven’t they watched any time travel movies or shows?

The real reason why Brian wanted to change the course of history so that Christianity won't exist all because the girl that he been dating in this episode refuse to have sex with him until she's married. So Brian figured that if he got rid of the world's religion from the past then he can be free to have sex with any woman that he dated without a problem which I think Brian have been doing this for a very selfish reason.

Well, they were warned of the wrath of God.

Brian got rejected by a Christian nurse, erases Christianity from history, somehow is okay with Judaism even though it worships the same god, God beats him up to fix everything. Conclusion, this episode shows Brian is a terrible person and the writers attempt to r/atheism.

Ironically, thinking that religion is the only source of prejudice and irrationality is extremely prejudiced and irrational.

All jokes aside, God being mad at you with his whole existence is the scariest thing that comes to my mind!

But I like Christmas.

*(rolls eyes)* Yes, Brian, because religion is the cause of *_all_* the world's problems. And without it there wouldn't be "prejudice", "irrationality" and "arbitrary rules".

1:19 Did you say Boomer Fix It Rights Now🤜🤛

*BAHAHAHAH IT WAS HIS IDEA IT’S NOT EVEN MY MACHINE*

The point is you can believe whatever you want. Just don't make a big deal about it.

The mailman attacks two family members. No one cares.

Brian, people would still fight each other even if there was no religion. They would still hate each other based on their nationality or other kind of bullshit.

Kevin and Susie Swanson as main characters 2025

God showed them!😂

Maybe, we could have a religion where everyone tries to be nice to one another and we openly admit that we don't know what life is like after death but it must be okay because no one ever comes back.

If there was no Judaism or Christianity, then wouldn't Hinduism and Buddhism be the top religions? Or would the old religions that worshipped the Olympians and Norse Deities be in charge?

0:48 “Is this all religion is? Threatening to noogie people if they dare to think for themselves?” Actually, it’s worse than that.

I feel like there was a missed opportunity to have God show Brian and Stewie how, even in a world without religion, humanity would find ways to be stupid and irrational.

edd: you teleported without thinking have you lost your mind?

I’m surprised the people didn’t start believing in something stupider then before because people need something to believe in to make their lives worth living

I don’t understand if they wanted to live in a world without religion didn’t Stewie discover a universe with his multi dimensional remote that has no religion

To be fair, this depiction of god is true, when you look passed the tales and good deeds in the Bible, God is the most petty person who made everyone worship him by force, burning down cities that went against his ideologies, making people follow his instructions without question, punishing his own grandchildren by making them be tortured and betrayed in one way or another, you can't not say that God isn't petty

So if Stewie created the Big Bang that created all of existence, where did God come from?

0:13 A classic Valinism question and answer.

0:06 What the heck!?! What about Christmas

this episodes end was an abrupt one

tom: I didn’t mean to i- *i started to shake in fear as edd scratches me in the eyes grabs me by the collar of my hoodie as he had his claws out as he got angry at me* i’m really sorry I didn’t mean to it was an accident I swear I was just trying to help an ultra shadow beast

Yeah, nah. This whole second half of the episode only makes sense from an American perspective, where the only religions most folks there know are primarily the Abrahamic religions, and that's it. Because the moment one goes "wait, what about all dem pagan religions? Where'd they go?", this shit makes no sense at all.

That is actually a God I could believe in

God took em to Noogie city

Christmas doesn’t exist? 😢

v: they just wanted to be a good person and a good friend and stay as a positive soul

0:34 Noggie Guy

Moral of the story: don't play with God

"The people who don't agree with me are the cause of all the world's problems. My way is the right way, and things will be perfect if everyone agreed with me." - militant religious people AND militant atheists And I am an agnostic, by the way. South Park's take on the issue is much more grounded in reality. The Family Guy people just seem to be cheerleaders for their side. "Everyone on our side always has good intentions." That's adorable. And how is God a baby boomer? He was born between 1946-1964? Does anyone actually know what "boomer" means? A lot of people seem to think it just means old person with an opinion.

cross: what were you even thinking? If you really like to know about them, you couldn’t have just Told puppet about that.

So No Christianity + No Judaism = No Paganism (be it the pantheons of Egypt, Persia, Greece, Rome, etc...)? Without Christianity or Judaism, there would still be religion, just not the Abrahamic Faiths.

Is it bad that I don’t consider God anything like Biff in the modern timeline? I enjoyed god cracking his nuckles which led Brian and Stewie at church singing a hymn.

Noogie City!

Well. That cured Brians Atheism

edd: you think you could be positive

The hymn at the end is Onward Christian Soldiers.

I knew that sooner or later that God would get through Brian’s thick skull.

Religion has nothing to do with prejudice. Also, I highly doubt that God in real life would disguise Himself as a mailman just to threaten someone who messed with Him. And I highly doubt He would actually beat up someone.

tom: we didn’t mean to they were torturing us i-

I still don't get how he's an atheist God's been to the house like twice

So this was the last season and episode for this episode

How is Brian an atheist if god is RIGHT THERE

I am definitely gonna miss Stewie and Brain

Ok, he stopped christianity and judaism but what about the olympian gods, the egyptian gods, the scandinavian gods and hinduism?

Brian said it best in the earlier seasons: "Well that's very Christian. 'Believe what i say or i'll hurt you.' "

He broke Stewie's arm lmao

Honestly that's just the tip of the iceberg of God's wrath.

Seth MacFarlane would be the biggest reason I stopped watching this show

Becuase of one person's belief he had to change everyone elses to fit his. Not only did Brian accomplish nothing he also didnt take away from his own logic,and logically speaking whos going to fuck a dog?

Why did God beat up Stewie? He’s the one who agreed.

What would our world be if there was no religion? Really curious about it.

Ok logically speaking if neither abrahamic religion existed Zoroastrianism would be the dominant religion second humanity does not need religion to turn on itself more wars have been started by greed, power, ego, and ethnicity then religion has ever had.

Man they really flanderized Brain into being just a liberal douchebag... This episode really was mid, only saved by Jesus stand yp comedy (those jojes were gold). However this is really de 3rd worst Brain episode (First being the Herpes episode, the second being any episode with Brain and his son Dylan). Still I really hate Brain here, he literally went out of his way to destroy every religion just because he wasnt able to have a 1 night stand... Talk about being petty. Still the worst part of this episode is how boring and unfunny it is... There were countless jokes they made in the past with a world without religion, and yet the best they could come up is God giving them a nuggie... Thats all. Man Family Guy really had a mid season this time around

Without Christianity or Judaism, wouldn’t that leave Catholicism, Hinduism, Polytheism and every other religion in existence

Brian got taken to SUNDAY SCHOOL when he messed with God!

Doesn’t this prove his point?

It's pathetic how they reversed everything they changed just because "god" got pissy. 👎

Seriously? I thought Paganism with strong Roman Pantheon Aesthetic would’ve taken place. There is no way of getting rid of religion. Religion is what people turned to reason with the world when they knew nothing. It will always be a part of evolution of human society.

religion is not irrational. But atheist (which are a religion itself) think that other religions are (but atheism is basically the only one that truly is)

One day the writers of this episode are going to unfortunately going to need to answer for why they made it

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it probibly would be funny if he farted on their heads

I'm not sure God normally does these things in real life.

i dont agree with brian.i think relgiion is nice in general including christian thought. it makes people nicer,and fairly moral

What about Islam? Or Hinduism? Or Buddhism? Or any of the hundreds of other religions lol? People like religion, they are going to keep popping up.

Lol 😂😂😂😂 Brian been a dog 🐶 player for to long 🤣 he been dating a lot of girls and he has not learn anything about that 😂 that's sad and funny 🤣😞 like dude 😎 quit it and pick a girlfriend and stay with her 😅😂or just be single for once dude just once 😂

Wonder what would the world look like if the world was Muslim?

Wouldn’t paganism still exist and be the prominent religion?

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It’s no wonder why Seth MacFarlane is an atheist. This is quite literally how he sees God.

Weakling.

So basically if religion never existed then god would be pissed ?

edd: Do you think you could just helping absolute Soffer or do you think you could just help papa Apple software to create the mess and a nightmare and manipulates people especially like you just to be friends with it it’s when you could’ve just manipulated it damn easily but of course you decide to just be friends with Nate morning about what fruit you have a photo ultra Shelby Smith usually doing how much the ultra shadow beast manipulates every like every time you think it’s nice you were just manipulated, but you started to learn about what the friendship power power Ultra shadow piece. It became a nightmare in there for since you’re friends with it. This thing has been trying to manipulate you, but I’ve course you care if I

Nice going Brian, just because you hate religion doesn’t mean you have the right to wiped it from existence. So selfish

This episode sucked

I’m an atheist but atheists like Brian annoy me. To assume you’re smarter or more moral just because you don’t believe in God is just as pigheaded Plus like the majority of the world believes in some kind of higher power, you can’t go around assuming you’re better than everyone