The phone is at 78% battery. It has the following notifications: Lisa Stone says You up??, Tommy Wade says Bro, what's the big deal with Lisa?, Megan Lind says Hi! Call me!!❤❤, and Meg O'Niel says I think I'm in love with Peter.
Now, I want you to understand that this is a gift. But i also want you to use it, because it is a great thing. The best safeword is: Jigglypuff Also is want to know yours :) Edit: only if it is funny. everything else you can keep, not interrested in filthy stories... just thought i should explain... damn, now it is weird.. EditEdit: Is it weird now? i have a feeling it is weird now...
Thank you, you made my day! *hmmm* those few times when you laugh aloud when reading something on the internet, and then look around the room to check noone heared you, when you realize you are alone
"We just want you to remember: your grandmother died in that bed." Geez, you didn't have to kill any chance of the kid having an erection. The words "Mike Pence" already did that.
Hilarious, but Leslie Mann is 40-something. That's baby years in Hollywood. Especially in this day and age. Too young to be the mom to Stephen Colbert's dad. Or maybe she's actually old in "Hollywood women" years? I forget how the rules go.