Just when I thought I could escape Bullshit Month..... It pulls me back in! Thank you Fantastic 4, you da champs! "LIKE" The Black Critic Guy fan page: / blackcriticguy Check out MyAnimeList profile: myanimelist.net/profile/BlackC...
+Solid Serpent To quote John Flickster:''You could play with your FF action figures for 2 hours,film it and it would be a better movie then this abomination of a movie.'' Nothing more to add.....
The Fantastic Four is rated better than The Last Air Bender LOL.....but The Fantastic Four is rated worse than Dragon Ball Evolution. Yeah it's THAT bad.
Can you believe that Fox, despite this piece of shit both bombing at the box office, and being hated by critics, fans and general audiences alike, is planning to continue with making a sequel? What the actual fuck?! Why in the hell do you think anyone wants to go and see another one of these?! If you plan on making a trilogy or series of movies, you need your first movie to be successful and click with audiences. If your first movie fails in that regard what makes you think anyone is gonna wanna see the next one? For example, the Last Airbender was meant to be a trilogy. And while it was a box office success, it was universally hated by nearly everyone on the planet including the original creators themselves, and Paramount was smart enough to cancel the trilogy of films. I think the only reason Fox is continuing to make a sequel is just that the rights don't revert back to Marvel. That is the only reason why they would do this.
+Bane Knightfall Ha! that sequel ain't happening, just like Amazing Spiderman 3. The move didn't even make HALF of it's budget back. The previous two films did better financially than this POS. That's not even adjusting for inflation.
I loved the rant. This and Chris Stuckmann's review are my favorite rants for this pathetic excuse of a film. You're right man. Fox, you done fucked up.
Fantastic Four 2015 is shit! In fact, I've gotten more entertainment from taking a shit than this film! Its garbage! I'd rather watch Batman & Robin (1997), X-Men Origns: Wolverine, Spider-Man 3, both of The Amazing Spider-Man films, The Punisher (1990), Spider-Man from the late 70's, Captain America from 1990, Green Lantern and even the previous Fantasic Four films! None of these movies were that great but at least they had SOME entertainment value! Even Green Lantern was better than this shit! The trailer for Captain America: Civil War was better than this (with or without Spider-Man)! The only sci-fi film I can think of that was worse was Highlander: The Source! Fantastic Four 2015 sucks! Don't watch it even if its free!
I agree. I saw it and it's all shit. I saw the original film in 2005, I actually liked it. I dunno why they had to do it all over again with this version and pissed in its face with bullshit and boring assets... *shakes my head*
LightAmari120 honestly, I like the original 2005 film too. I will actually defend it to some degree. It wasn't great but it was at least entertaining and it was more comic accurate than fantastic Four 2015!
I saw this title on the plane during my 8h travel and I was like "Cool! Fantastic 4!" Thinking it was the 1st movie, I just pressed play. I want the minutes I wasted back.
This popped up on my home page, and with only a quick look I thought it was a Black Nerd Comedy video. While not what I expected I wasn't disappointing. Glad I stumbled onto a new channel to binge watch.
so Glad I'd did NOT see this peace of Shit movie I'd much rather watch the 2005 Fantastic 4 movie because the cast were better and had a much better story and they did Dr.DOOM right
Can you plllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeee do a review on Darker Than Black? It's one of my favorite animes and I would love to hear your own personal thoughts on it!!!
When I fell asleep in the cinema there were three random dudes on the screen. I woke up and there were three random dudes and a stone guy. I have no idea what happened in this movie.
Yeah TMNT 2014 ain't looking so bad now is it? XD But in all seriousness, it's really kinda sad when you know that TMNT did a better job then this movie did. Don't get me wrong, I love the recent TMNT movie, but I'm not going to deny that it has its issues. But absolutely NONE of those issues compare to the issues that "Fantastic Four" has! At least the makers of TMNT TRIED to make the movie good and actually managed to make their CGI believable! Not to mention the characters were written as actual characters and not card board cut-outs! Seriously, it takes EFFORT to be as bad as "The Last Airbender", "Dragon Ball Evolution", and "Transformers"! It truly takes effort to make Michael Bay and M.Night freaking FACEPALM!! -_-
Dude- Your thumbnail for this is the best thumbnail for a review of this Fantastic Flub movie I've seen. (Haven't even seen your video yet, but had to say this.)
I remember my cousin telling me he was going to see this film and I told him it was gonna suck. The next day when we talked and I asked how it was, all I heard was silence.
Thank you. I was really curious as to why the film did so poorly. Now I know. It's a pity that the Fantastic 4 have yet to get an actually good movie, and unfortunately, this version didn't help. Thanks again, this was oddly entertaining.
Not sure if you've already seen it, or reviewed it, but I highly recommend watching the "Another" anime series. It's short, but definitely worth watching.
I enjoyed the Incredibles. Best Fantastic Four movie so far! Disney and Brad Bird doing the sequel sounds good and if it's a hit, we know what company could fix this franchise.
Fun fact: The reason this film was messy as hell ( *especially* the acting) was because of studio interference, and that Trank abused the cast and crew. Frankly, I'm surprised that you didn't bring up either Sue Storm's wig, the abundance of scenes where the characters talk in dark rooms, or the cringeworthy origin of "It's clobberin' time!" *shudders*
I think I would probably make a better fantastic 4 movie I mean I have an idea of a story and it would have 2 villains( superskrull and dr.doom). i do although have half of the cast that isn't my best choosing but idk who should be casted to do doom,sue storm and superskrull but here are my cast Joseph Gordon levitt-reed richards Henry cavill-johnny storm Bruce Willis-Ben grimm
'Really Fox?' intro at beginning sounded like you were using expletives, probably meant to based on how bad the movie is...lol, 30 additional minutes probably would've helped the developmental issues, Trank is not totally blameless in this.
***** did you also know that the director Josh Trank was fired by Lucas films for his unprofessional behavior and did the same thing on the fantastic flop movie he showed up on set late most of the time ether drunk or high and was hitting on most of the females on the production set
I haven't seen this remake, but I already really liked the last 2 films and never understood why everybody crapped on them. I am glad to know that people will most likely start crapping on this movie more than the cheesy-but-fun previous movies. Lol
Fox should just give the rights back to Marvel, yeah I understand Marvel is stopping the comic because it's no longer popular, but in the right hands it can be done well! I mean look at Guardians of the Galaxy. Look at Ant-Man! Look at Captain America! If Marvel can find someone who is willing to make Fantastic Four badass but still stay true to it, then I think people will finally respect it more.
I'm not gonna lie: the old Fantastic Four films are a bit of a guilty pleasure of mines; yes, I'm aware they're flawed, but I still get a kick out of them, especially the second one, mostly because of the Silver Surfer. But when I saw this one, I just found it to be a complete borefest.
I liked the body horror stuff when the first see whats happening to themselves. If they had shown more of that and how they cope with it, it would be a much better movie and create good character moments. The mental issues when knowing your now made of rock? Or the first time your invisible, on fire or stretchy. They had some of that stuff but it would be interesting to see how they accept and deal with these horrific situation and become the first family of marvel. Instead they act so awkward with each other like they are strangers. Also, worst ever car race scene ever filmed, so laughable. Im so glad i watched it for free on youtube, wow that film sucked so bad - you will get more fun from watching all the review/rants of the movie than the movie itself.
BlackCriticGuy's rating system: 0 out of 5 stars: BULLSHIT!!! 1 out of 5 stars: Unnecessary WASTE of Time!! 2 out of 5 stars: Easily Forgettable Film/Anime/TV Show/Season/Video Game 3 out of 5 stars: Eh, It's OK 3.5 out of 5 stars: An Enjoyable Film/Anime//TV Show/Season/Video Game 4 out of 5 stars: Worth Watching/Playing 4.5 out of 5 stars: One Helluva Film/Anime/TV Show/Season/Video Game 5 out of 5 stars: Epic Masterpiece
please watch pokemon origins on video then make a review on it but watch the trailer first it's awesom. Also do a top ten favorite pokemon vid and top ten comedians list.
i haven't seen the movie, and now might now even see it, but from the moment i saw the first trailer, i thought it was going to be very bore in quality because i enjoyed the previous fantastic four and was wondering what the hell they were doing trying to do making another one with completely different actors. i know when i watched the fantastic four as a child, it was loved by my etire family and people around me, this one is probably going to very quickly be kicked under the sand and forgotten and people will act like it never existed.
