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Fast Food - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 14 

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This week's topic is Fast Food!
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@Mr.0.Ramses
@Mr.0.Ramses 6 месяцев назад
1912 was a closer guess to 1921 than 1942! Justice for Nick
@paigecourtier4293
@paigecourtier4293 6 месяцев назад
Justice for Nick! He is doing great
@hayleyhellbound9513
@hayleyhellbound9513 6 месяцев назад
Except the first time he said 1937 for white castle and then changed it on the phone call lol
@burkematthews9092
@burkematthews9092 4 месяца назад
Also Lizzo needs to f off she abuses black women!
@MizGizma
@MizGizma 13 дней назад
They are both wrong though. Fast food existed before the "discovery" of the Americas.
@RandomBogey
@RandomBogey 6 месяцев назад
0:08 You should pull a Jim from The Office and gradually move the timer a bit further away each episode so by, like, episode 30 Nick has to get all the way out of his chair just to hit the start button and see if he catches on. lol
@coffeepie
@coffeepie 6 месяцев назад
Hurray! Nick did think of the timer immediately! 🥳
@mysticseraph2213
@mysticseraph2213 6 месяцев назад
Nick, you are completely correct: I never thought Matteo was tall. I was guessing between 5'8 and 5'10 before he revealed he's 5'9.
@dziobak101
@dziobak101 6 месяцев назад
The correct definition of Fast Food is any place that has a drive thru
@ejking
@ejking 6 месяцев назад
For the love of god PLEASE make a Mystery Science Theater 3000 style movie watching with you 2 commentating
@Jesuselectrifyus
@Jesuselectrifyus 6 месяцев назад
4:10 I caaaalled it! 😂
@lynnevincent7160
@lynnevincent7160 5 месяцев назад
A French crowler is my favorite!!
@BluishGnome
@BluishGnome 6 месяцев назад
I’m so surprised that Matteo doesn’t know the French creuller! I think they discontinued it a few years back, but that was definitely a go-to at DD
@b.b4706
@b.b4706 6 месяцев назад
20 minutes later, i have to shower
@mikecarson9045
@mikecarson9045 6 месяцев назад
I am also very tall, and I also have been told I walk very fast. Tall people have to get things done!
@ANA.sees.the.World12
@ANA.sees.the.World12 6 месяцев назад
You two are the best! I’d love to hear a Lord of the Rings review.
@kimberquirky
@kimberquirky 6 месяцев назад
Please do a whole episode on LOTR! Lol
@ishmaelnarag9605
@ishmaelnarag9605 6 месяцев назад
".. I have long legs and i'm frail so the wind takes me.." Oddly, I believe him when he said that. We all love Nick.
@Bigdog5400
@Bigdog5400 6 месяцев назад
I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want an episode of Nick answering history questions.
@miseentrope
@miseentrope 6 месяцев назад
New York Time's Flashback History Quiz. Key is Matteo, Nick, and Chris participate and discuss. TIA.
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner 6 месяцев назад
I like how in Nick’s revisionist history, there was potential for a McDonald’s to be on the Titanic.
@birgitpost3675
@birgitpost3675 6 месяцев назад
Omg I love this!
@thosefroggyfolks2004
@thosefroggyfolks2004 5 месяцев назад
We need to create a timeline of Nick’s alternative history
@birgitpost3675
@birgitpost3675 5 месяцев назад
@@thosefroggyfolks2004 I wonder if Nick could even document it...he may move behind timelines at will.
@davidestes6381
@davidestes6381 20 дней назад
"My Heartburn Will Go On!"
@americanchippy
@americanchippy 6 месяцев назад
15 minutes is NOT enough matteo and nick!!!
@mudkip_btw
@mudkip_btw 6 месяцев назад
Idk I like the chaotic vibe it creates xd
@TheKillermouse63
@TheKillermouse63 6 месяцев назад
Give us 20 at least
@tamaraaleman8405
@tamaraaleman8405 4 месяца назад
Minimum 40 min No more no less hahahahaha
@ominousyoshi
@ominousyoshi 6 месяцев назад
Nick just lives a different timeline. Period.
@birgitpost3675
@birgitpost3675 6 месяцев назад
You won the internet today!!! Love this and sooooo true!
@pah3108
@pah3108 6 месяцев назад
Yeah, in his own reality 🤣 Livin' his best life💁‍♀️
@Turtlpwr
@Turtlpwr 6 месяцев назад
Timeline…universe…reality……..
@drunkauntjenn
@drunkauntjenn 6 месяцев назад
Nick is from an alternate earth the time line is different on his earth
@davidestes6381
@davidestes6381 20 дней назад
Nick experiences the Multiverse all at once.
@kristielburn134
@kristielburn134 6 месяцев назад
World’s longest arms struggles to reach timer yet again. Nick’s lightweight sweater blouse is giving Talbots Spring ‘24 ❤❤
@much2gay
@much2gay 6 месяцев назад
Talbots! Ha!
@nikeeweston
@nikeeweston 6 месяцев назад
He can’t bend apparently
@ThinkyPain
@ThinkyPain 6 месяцев назад
According to Nick, Abraham Lincoln was good friends with Pharaoh Ramses II
@EnidWellness
@EnidWellness 6 месяцев назад
Omg that Pharoah is in my lineage 😂
@goodlookingcorpse
@goodlookingcorpse 6 месяцев назад
That totally happened in the game Civilization.
@birgitpost3675
@birgitpost3675 6 месяцев назад
Love this!!
@taylordavis1179
@taylordavis1179 6 месяцев назад
underwhelmed by the level of femininity in nick’s outfit today
@joycediggs4617
@joycediggs4617 6 месяцев назад
That outfit is gender neutral.
@NickSmith09
@NickSmith09 6 месяцев назад
😭😭I'm sorry!
@AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy
@AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy 6 месяцев назад
The sweater & outfit are cute!
@taylordavis1179
@taylordavis1179 6 месяцев назад
@@AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy definitely cute! I’ve just been accustomed to the Liberace aesthetic
@OMguyhait
@OMguyhait 6 месяцев назад
We need a blouse on her
@blackbeardbarkbark
@blackbeardbarkbark 6 месяцев назад
Nick: i hate people and i love fast food. Me: Agreed.
@txrabbit
@txrabbit 6 месяцев назад
I'm with Nick on Burger King burgers and McDonald's fries.
@scopesic
@scopesic 6 месяцев назад
McDonald’s burgers are a big guilty pleasure though
@CajunCraft24
@CajunCraft24 6 месяцев назад
Nick’s grasp on dates perplexes me 😆
@prozierozie5692
@prozierozie5692 6 месяцев назад
Rosa Parks just got arrested yesterday according to Nick
@nielsenda
@nielsenda 6 месяцев назад
"1912?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@caseystrapp281
@caseystrapp281 6 месяцев назад
what grasp? 😆
@marilynkozlow8400
@marilynkozlow8400 6 месяцев назад
He just doesn’t give a shit, can’t blame him for that.
@prozierozie5692
@prozierozie5692 6 месяцев назад
@marilynkozlow8400 you probably should know the basics
@jessicad9114
@jessicad9114 6 месяцев назад
I will never look at a French Crueller the same ever again.🤣
@MJam28
@MJam28 6 месяцев назад
Literally!!!! And it was my favorite 🤣🤣🤣
@monchiquita25
@monchiquita25 6 месяцев назад
LOVE a French crueller 😂 but its possibly in side eyeing it now😂😂😂
@barkingbunny2928
@barkingbunny2928 6 месяцев назад
​@@monchiquita25same 😢
@Masterjedi688
@Masterjedi688 6 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alethealopez4475
@alethealopez4475 6 месяцев назад
😂
@Alakazam024
@Alakazam024 6 месяцев назад
Nick telling Mateo to grow up in regards to cilantro is SO RICH
@fall3nang3l125
@fall3nang3l125 6 месяцев назад
I've never thought mateo was tall, I'm surprised to find out he's as tall as he is 😂
@thethrowawaythatstayed7055
@thethrowawaythatstayed7055 6 месяцев назад
It’s because he’s always standing next to the tower that is Nick.
@Buckboy2024
@Buckboy2024 6 месяцев назад
I find him just about perfect, up and down, side to side, front and back!
@OzmaOfOzz
@OzmaOfOzz 6 месяцев назад
​@@Buckboy2024 he is adorable. And hot. Love himmm
@christiandorr1546
@christiandorr1546 6 месяцев назад
Is 5’9 tall now?
@fall3nang3l125
@fall3nang3l125 6 месяцев назад
@@christiandorr1546 no, im saying he gives short king energy. Even 5'9 sounds tall for him
@cda1503
@cda1503 6 месяцев назад
"not fully rosed out". LMAO
@mh294m
@mh294m 6 месяцев назад
Buttholes and roses all the way (literally)
@moogle9148
@moogle9148 6 месяцев назад
The seriousness with which Nick asked "a Model T bukkake?" killed me
@starlacollins5689
@starlacollins5689 6 месяцев назад
Nick looks like a classy Peanuts character. I'm here for it.
@CarmineTavernaPhotography
@CarmineTavernaPhotography 6 месяцев назад
Best Nick Quote "We're not doing this again"
@cloud__99
@cloud__99 6 месяцев назад
I love how Matteo’s usually this super health conscious fit person but is like I don’t want any vegetables near my burger
@billwheeler1213
@billwheeler1213 6 месяцев назад
If your eating a burger veg isn't going to help you, they just get in the way (pickles aren't veg!)
@armygirl85fuckhitler74
@armygirl85fuckhitler74 6 месяцев назад
​@@billwheeler1213they're pickled cucumbers!!😂
@davidestes6381
@davidestes6381 20 дней назад
​@@billwheeler1213Fuck! Thanks you just destroyed my diet plans!
@hologram4118
@hologram4118 6 месяцев назад
“I’ve never met a fast food chain I didn’t like”. Me unfortunately
@Prince_the_One
@Prince_the_One 6 месяцев назад
I'm too picky to eat everything lol
@gregmschumaker
@gregmschumaker 6 месяцев назад
The topic is fast food. *10 minutes later* "You are literally the eye of Sauron."
@Cruel-Spark
@Cruel-Spark 6 месяцев назад
💀 Nick… “we’re not doing this again.” I love you guys. 🙌🏼 BOB! 😅 “K”
@terranuovabiochar
@terranuovabiochar 6 месяцев назад
No one has ever thought Matteo is tall. I’m speaking for all the viewers.
@zackmedina1245
@zackmedina1245 6 месяцев назад
I truly wonder if anyone has said that or if it's just in his head
@cuucnsbfl9913
@cuucnsbfl9913 6 месяцев назад
Joe W. Says: Height is Relative! I am 5'9" Myself, and more than one female friend has turned to me (to ask me to reach for something high up) and said, "Joe, You're Tall..." [once I literally laughed out loud and said, "Erm - What!?! I'm 5'9" - which is hardly 'Tall' - to be honest," and SHE Said, "Well, Compared to ME!"] - I STOPPED Growing Taller at age 14, at 5'9" - and that was IT... So watching others catch up and pass me height-wise soon became Normal for me. I have become MUCH "THICKER" in the decades since those teenage years, and for this reason I don't appear Tall but Wide... I agree that Matteo gives a "Short King" vibe - I definitely never pictured him being as tall as I am!
@Gingersnaps1978
@Gingersnaps1978 6 месяцев назад
If you Google “5’7”, it’s just a picture of Matteo
@derekpearce4987
@derekpearce4987 6 месяцев назад
Honestly -- I'm a shorty at 5'7" and was surprised to hear Matteo is taller than me.
@ADIDASects
@ADIDASects 6 месяцев назад
When Nick didn't get the KKK joke, Bob and I said "Jesus Christ" simultaneously.
@nielsenda
@nielsenda 6 месяцев назад
You just know Nick's apartment is 90 per cent wardrobe and we absolutely need Matteo to do a tour of it 😂😍
@sarahchristine546
@sarahchristine546 6 месяцев назад
Every episode can we scoot the timer table a little farther away until Nick notices. Cracks me up every time.
@cndesaus
@cndesaus 6 месяцев назад
Donald Sterling's "lady friend" interview with Barbara Walters
@CCela1608
@CCela1608 6 месяцев назад
Thank you because I was lost 😂
@cassandragardner6566
@cassandragardner6566 6 месяцев назад
"We're not doing this again"😂
@D0GSH1FT
@D0GSH1FT 6 месяцев назад
I AM MR STERLING'S RIGHT HAND ARM... MAN... EVERYTHING
@jenmurakami6269
@jenmurakami6269 6 месяцев назад
I'm dying 😂 Matteo is always calling out Nick for being a picky eater, but is irritated by cilantro and onions. Thanks for the laugh on my lunch break, you two ❤
@skrysiak
@skrysiak 6 месяцев назад
Turns out that I'm gay enough to have immediately recognised that reënactment of Barbara Walters's interview with Donald Sterling's "companion", despite living in a country where The View is not broadcast and where the NBA is considered a niche sports league with a miniscule following
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 6 месяцев назад
I love both of you and we love how (ALLEGEDLY) Nick is around history lol
@pedrofreitas3080
@pedrofreitas3080 6 месяцев назад
Who loves Nick for his knowledge? Let the man be himself! who cares about dates lol
@mels11592
@mels11592 6 месяцев назад
11:30 omg Nick, the queen of sass. That look had me dead 😂
@kellyinCT09
@kellyinCT09 6 месяцев назад
I love a French Cruller!! The more I watch these the more I just adore Nick 😂
@yyislive
@yyislive 6 месяцев назад
The fact that nick has to reach out to tap the digital timer rather than using the timer app on a smart phone is just down right hilarious. Like whyyyyy?
@amym1126
@amym1126 6 месяцев назад
So glad Nick mentioned being sponsored by a fast food company. We all know that's the real reason behind the video! 😂❤
@whermany
@whermany 6 месяцев назад
If you’re looking up at the menu…it’s fast food. Pizza, which dates back to Roman times, was the original fast food.
@birgitpost3675
@birgitpost3675 6 месяцев назад
Nick: when was Italy? ;) (I know....he was saying Grease, not Greece) ;)
@kitt2711
@kitt2711 6 месяцев назад
Nick is 100% correct. Burger King for burgers. McDonald’s for fries
@crystallinemister
@crystallinemister 6 месяцев назад
"Are you?" 🤣 That was poisonous Nick, just poisonous. 💖
@kendamartins2930
@kendamartins2930 4 месяца назад
Absolutely no one has ever thought Matteo was tall 🤣
@tazochaiguy
@tazochaiguy 6 месяцев назад
Nick, looking absolutely scandalized: "WHO thinks you're tall?!" Again, I died! Matteo, sweetie, no one thinks you're tall (for the record, i thought 5'7"). And Nick: 6'4" is a great height! (He said, as someone who loves "trees")
@ryanambrose7273
@ryanambrose7273 6 месяцев назад
Nick’s perspective on dates in history and events is crazy wonderful
@TrekkieJenn
@TrekkieJenn 6 месяцев назад
I love the implication that Nick thinks the modern world started with Wizard of Oz
@AngimusMaximus
@AngimusMaximus 6 месяцев назад
I will never get over Matteo’s Barbara Walters. Just dying. 🤣
@simrore
@simrore 6 месяцев назад
5:21 We love a good callback! Your ✨iconic✨ mac and cheese video is one of my faves 😊.
@hannahhelton3789
@hannahhelton3789 6 месяцев назад
Nick is right, no one has ever thought Matteo was tall.
@rosalyndnovigrod1076
@rosalyndnovigrod1076 6 месяцев назад
Agreed! 😂
@ShanaRenee
@ShanaRenee 6 месяцев назад
shockingly i am with Nick on this
@mrmr4622
@mrmr4622 6 месяцев назад
On what exactly tho?
@hithanks1
@hithanks1 6 месяцев назад
@@mrmr4622 everything.
@gingerleamcwow435
@gingerleamcwow435 6 месяцев назад
All of it 🤗❤️
@americanchippy
@americanchippy 6 месяцев назад
definitely about burger king. its better than mcd's.
@ShanaRenee
@ShanaRenee 6 месяцев назад
bk over mcd's, chipotle being fast food....lots of the food choices and classifications of said food. @@mrmr4622
@adamdiedrichs8216
@adamdiedrichs8216 6 месяцев назад
I just found out that Matteo had never watched Jurassic Park. I think you should Matteo. You don't have to see all the movies-but I think you might want to. It's got very operatic music and some parts are very funny.
@maryannejcarey5876
@maryannejcarey5876 6 месяцев назад
“we should watch them together” “i can’t do that again”
@Zoehere
@Zoehere 6 месяцев назад
dunkin' donuts is a product of God.
@pah3108
@pah3108 6 месяцев назад
Matteo, "I eat McDonald's and twenty minutes later, I have to shower." 🤣😂
@annafranzen6453
@annafranzen6453 6 месяцев назад
Wendy’s chicken nuggets is above all chicken nuggets
@cassandragardner6566
@cassandragardner6566 6 месяцев назад
Matt gaslighting Nick on that one, yes, roll the tapes
@coolkid4457
@coolkid4457 6 месяцев назад
I would like to tell Nick that my grandmother owns that exact same sweater, go off fashion queen
@DollPjTay
@DollPjTay 6 месяцев назад
Guys guys! We have to get you boys out the house more. Haha Honorable Mentions Checkers (competitor to Rally's and you can get this in NYC) Rally's Burger (the fries...so good) Sonic (you did mention) Arby's (nothing was like it) Jimmy Jones (Steak Sandwiches) A&W (known for root beer floats) Find them one day and try them out. Would be curious about a review. Lol
@emolio8468
@emolio8468 6 месяцев назад
I'm with Nick on this one, Matteo needs to grow up. Cilantro on rice is amazing!!
@the2ndQT
@the2ndQT 6 месяцев назад
Burger King doesn't microwave. They have a conveyor machine that cooks/heats up their patties that are under a flame hence 'flame broiled'. I use to work for BK years ago.......
@klyanadkmorr
@klyanadkmorr 6 месяцев назад
It's genetic if you think Celantro tastes like soap. Just a tastebud development from genes. I LOVE Cilantro and grow it like weeds dandilions
@punkrockstar
@punkrockstar 6 месяцев назад
Matteo talking down to Nick and acting like he’s stupid. As if he’s more cultured and morally sound just because he’s more corrupted
@Studycase3000
@Studycase3000 6 месяцев назад
Matteo thinking anyone pictured his lil ass as a tall boy.😂 Precious, I thought 5'7
@pamelacox540
@pamelacox540 5 месяцев назад
Krispy Kreme has a better donut but Dunkin has a special place in my heart after we lived in the Boston area for a couple of years. We only get donuts at Dunkin. One time my husband ate a sandwich from Dunkin and he pitifully wished he had a feather to tickle the sandwich out of his stomach.
@sheilamassey648
@sheilamassey648 6 месяцев назад
Nick I 100% agree with you that Burger King burgers are best but McDonald's fries are superior.
@lating911
@lating911 6 месяцев назад
wendy's has the best nuggies
@miseentrope
@miseentrope 6 месяцев назад
true
@duvetcat
@duvetcat 6 месяцев назад
Matteo stop bullying Nick. He is a precious flower.
@mizum5484
@mizum5484 6 месяцев назад
let's not forget to boycott mcdonald's, starbucks, burger king and KFC!!!!!
@BlessedForever888
@BlessedForever888 6 месяцев назад
Nick truly sounds like squidward
@MegPank
@MegPank 6 месяцев назад
This podcast is the best part of my after-work wind-down; you two are hilarious! Also, I'm eating a Krispy Kreme donut while watching this.😆
@Juno2812
@Juno2812 6 месяцев назад
Chipotle for the win! So good every single time… Please do more fashion commentary, it’s hilarious ❤
@coco961
@coco961 6 месяцев назад
Under 1 hour gang❤
@zoestewart1196
@zoestewart1196 6 месяцев назад
Nick - 'Macdonalds fries are better than Burger King' Me - 'I BEG YOUR PARDON?!' 😂😂 I was shook!! Also when Nick thought the first fast food was 1912, Matteo you missed out on a BEAUTIFUL joke! The first thing that I thought you were gonna say to Nick was ask him if the titanic had Macdonalds on there 😂😂
@christiandorr1546
@christiandorr1546 6 месяцев назад
Burger King has the worst fries
@zoestewart1196
@zoestewart1196 6 месяцев назад
@@christiandorr1546 I'm in the UK... Maybe they're not the same as US versions. Unfortunately I'm with Matteo on this.. Burger King have better fries IMO.
@christiandorr1546
@christiandorr1546 6 месяцев назад
@@zoestewart1196 I also live in europe, Mcdonald's still has better fries. However, BK Europe actually has good fries, while the American BK has the worst fries ever
@iralia333
@iralia333 6 месяцев назад
I remember going to a white castle in Queens in the 80s . It was hideous.
@m.theresa1385
@m.theresa1385 6 месяцев назад
I remember buying White Castle by the bag and sneaking them into the movies - years ago we used to stop at a 24 hr. White Castle on Queens Blvd on our way home after a night out clubbing. Loved the frozen shakes that needed a spoon to eat. They packed the burgers in two’s tucked into each other. OMG, it’s been years ! 💃🕺
@itscarriebomb
@itscarriebomb 6 месяцев назад
Bob just flooded this old girl's brain with memories of Krystal! They have them in Nashville, Tenn. as well - at least they did when I was growing up. Mmmmmm. 🍔🍟🥤
@denverman22
@denverman22 6 месяцев назад
Bob! Yasss for Krystal
@PaulBphoto
@PaulBphoto 6 месяцев назад
The Wizard of Oz was written by Frank Bloom and published in 1900!!!! Probably written in the 19th century. Nick is right, as usual.
@markharty9772
@markharty9772 6 месяцев назад
Frank L. Baum
@mysteryfeels7264
@mysteryfeels7264 6 месяцев назад
I’ve been thinking about it and an animated version of this podcast with little scene and images so we get a visual form would be amazing 🤣like when you talked about the donut getting out the glazing part 🥴
@CornerStoreDrums
@CornerStoreDrums 6 месяцев назад
Incredible duo! LETS GO!!!
@ScratchyGirl
@ScratchyGirl 6 месяцев назад
A&W is the best ❤❤❤😂
@hithanks1
@hithanks1 6 месяцев назад
I never thought Matteo was tall.
@PeggyPegg
@PeggyPegg 6 месяцев назад
It’s the look to the others for validation for me 😂
@woop2235
@woop2235 6 месяцев назад
Fifteen minutes is not enough! We need more airtime from you two!😉🥰💯❤️❤️
@lb8141
@lb8141 6 месяцев назад
Nick looks like a washed up Ballet teacher today. ❤
@paulgeary6511
@paulgeary6511 6 месяцев назад
IM ALWAYS GETTING CHICKEN TERIYAKI EVERYTIME; ONLY* BUT I LOVVVVVE WENDY'S ONLY!***
@jt1973
@jt1973 2 месяца назад
Nick is right I have never thought Matteo was tall :/
@youmebiscuitsandtea
@youmebiscuitsandtea 6 месяцев назад
“Cilantro tastes kinda like…you know, it tastes like cilantro to be honest.”😂😂😂😂
@spctvl03
@spctvl03 4 месяца назад
The world wars being 100 years apart got me omg
@meghanxox
@meghanxox 6 месяцев назад
No matter what bad mood I’m in I can always count on you both to make me laugh. Thank you ❤ 🔥
@randychampion184
@randychampion184 6 месяцев назад
Those silences after Matteo asks Nick a question from history are fantastic!!! lmao
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