Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep0: Speak The Devil's Name 

BlazingAzureCrow I get it😂

BlazingAzureCrow holy shit Satan the fuck xD

BlazingAzureCrow awesome

Aid me as I murder death kill

BlazingAzureCrow Err, a little context to your comment would be appreciated

Nah it was close enough...

Dante talked about fucking women in the lucifer cutscene in dmc 4 Also in the words of dante he has a bigger dick than vergil

I think there was one fanfic where she summoned Dante instead of Archer...

Hahaha that would have been hilarious

@@EternalVirgin Link

Archer: "You sure about that?" Archer's thoughts: _Spirit and technique, flawless and firm..._

lancer is not technacally really a lancer. hes a spearmen. theres a difference. the only real lancers and arturia lancer from grand order

Well Cu has his war chariot but doesn't ever use it. In a sense yes,he isn't a "lancer" in the meaning that he's actually mounted on something while in combat,though we can't call him "Spearman" :P

i mean he actually is a saber too as much as an mage. The historical Cu was just OP as fuck

fragarach was a sword cu actually used. so he can be a saber

Who could you be so right 🤣

@@tahirbhatti965 Another would be "Weird right? Well don't worry about it"

As a Cu fan in general, yeah

Lancer ga shinda

KONO HITO DENASHI

When Cu swapped his class in the FGO First Order movie to Caster he managed to beat both Saber Artoria and Archer EMIYA back to back 😂 Lancer class curse is real

@@erenkruger5760 Funny enough, the movie is his only win. In GO, Emiya was faster than his spells and Salter was pretty much Britian Hercules

So happy to hear is voice. Haha.

Is the work of actually the devil

Well, in everything else Shirou has his proper english voice, so yes.

Random It's the work of Actually Satan

You want to know what's the work of actually Satan? This comment has 666 likes

hey that's kind of make sens...

She would've mistook him for an assassin if he managed to kill that spider

@@Username-qu1jt Or somehow, beyond all logic....a berserker

@@GoblinLord breaking a house to kill a spider is a pretty berserker behavior, to be fair

@@trinhminhtri4187 He has a point

Is there a deeper lore I'm missing?

@@PanicByNumbers Archer is Shiro in the future after he achieved his goal of becoming a hero. But he discovered that his reward was to be resurrected to fight in the HGW over and over again, and became disillusioned with the concept. So to erase his mistake, he keeps trying to kill his past self. No past Shiro, no future Archer, no miserable and ironic existence.

​@@Lyndonmaman the gist is there but there are some misunderstandings to correct. Spoiler essay ahead. I don't know if he fought in a grail war, as that would be quite the paradox, but archer was a shirou who lived his life following his dream of being a hero of justice. He went all over the place righting wrongs, saving people, the whole thing. At some point, he got into a particularly tight spot, and made a deal with Alaya, to obtain the means to solve the situation in exchange of giving up his afterlife and becoming a Counter guardian. He continues his heroing, stuff happens (explained in Fate Extra) and he is betrayed by a comrade and executed by a country he saved. As per his deal, after dying, he became a guardian and was given the Origin "sword", forming the basis of his mental landscape (as far as I understand it anyway). So he stayed there all the time, until Alaya needed to send him clean up humanity's mess. It was fine at first, but eventually he came to understand that humanity was beyond saving and this was pointless. In FSN, there is part that seem to imply that each mission would build up his marble by one or two swords until it become the UBW, which goes to show how long he was active. Then one day he was summoned for a hgw during his time period, in the same area as his past self and thought that maybe killing him or at least changing his mind about that whole hero business would prevent a world of hurt and by proxy, erase him. Of course, it's wasted effort, since by becoming a guardian, archer was removed from the natural cycle, so even if FSN shirou dies for some reason, archer won't disappear.

​@@LyndonmamanArcher's Butterfly Effect Plan

@@juggernautalpha8123 Spoiler reply below Archer definitely did fight in the 5HGW as Shirou the master, and yes in that one Rin also summoned Archer Emiya, it's like a loop sorta thing. In fact the first scene in the VN, the "are you my master" one, is supposed to be from the POV of Archer summoning Saber back when he was fighting as regular Shirou in his timeline's HGW. Apparently his HGW followed the plot of the Fate route, but Shirou and Saber weren't able to reconcile and work past their character flaws, leading Shirou to still be a self-sacrificial hero of justice by the end of it. Also he wasn't given the origin "sword" by Alaya(aka what he made a contract with), what caused that was having UBW(which he always had, hence why in UBW route Shirou can use it). And the "build up UBW by one or two swords" part is probably just a cool visual metaphor, in reality he adds any weapon he sees to it automatically(see HF route dagger) or by tracing it(see UBW Gil fight) - it's not really consistent but my point still stands. And yes you're entirely correct in saying killing Shirou wouldn't erase him, for Archer it's just as much about proving Shirou's ideals wrong. Which is also a slight issue I have with Abridged's characterization of Archer, in the OG he wouldn't have been happy with Rin killing Shirou, he wanted to personally defeat Shirou 1-on-1 while monologuing about his ideals and shit.

Luckily the VA for Archer is also the one in charge of Project Mouthwash

So that's why he's everywhere and i can't not see him as archer in whatever abriged series i hear him in...@@joshs5577

Isn't he also Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged?​@@joshs5577

Chris Koswin Archer don't want anybody else to kill Shirou.

Chris Koswin Kek

The best in joke would have been is Sakura asked rin if she heard her mumbling about killing everyone when Rin asked.

I'm having a dumb moment, could you explain the "zero accountability" aspect?

In life, Archer traveled the world saving people; whether they, or their governments, liked it or not. He answered to no one, caring only about saving lives. No Accountability. Then he was framed for war crimes, and executed. He was held accountable for actions that were not his, and was screwed over. Also, there's that bit with the consequences of his Deal with The World... Lets just say, he doesn't have a good relationship with accountability...

Just Some Guy with a Mustache so even in abridge your present and that means I am present hunting you down

Just Some Guy with a Mustache the hell are you doing here!

Wow. did not expect to see you here

I am the Frame of my Couch, Corduroy is my body, and Foam my blood, I have contained over a thousand asses, Unknown to Garage Sales, nor known to Retail, Have withstood much weight to create many comforts, But these Cushions won't ever come clean, So, as I Pray- Unlimited Furniture Works

Didn't the spider escape?

ikr xD

THATS DOUBLE IRONIC

Technically Angra Mainyu is a God XD

facundo asdasda not a god yet, but he's no small child anymore either

Well, kinda. He's not actually a god.

乂cution in what story does ruin summon satan? im not aware of that ever happening. i know that jack the ripper, the black death/ a horseman of the apocalypse , and shit like that but not lucifer

乂cution Actually Satan. The Actually is important.

Francisco Juarez lmaoo...I messed up between the names, I thought they said lancer instead of Lucifer, what a fail. If they said lancer my comment would have made sense because lancer eventually does meet rin and he actually tells her that she can summon for him in the next holy Grail and they also did get along towards the end, same said in the quote...But they said Lucifer aka satan so Ignore my comment lmao

gh3ttoduCanada​ yes indeed the *"Actually"* is very important haha

Given Archer's "employer" he might actually know Lucifer. So in that sense it could still be foreshadowing the eventual reveal that Archer is more or less condemned to Hell himself.

He wasn't wrong..

Lancer probably.

I see what you did there *is unamused*

RANSA GA SHINDA!

+Matheus Felipe "YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN!"

Rule Breaker!

Also is from the future

@@Doge_Attack i believe this was mentioned yes.

PeterIsLying I hate your logic and I hate that your right.

And depending on your point of view, didnt summon a hero at all

Victor Kohler A hero of a different sort

You be quiet about the moon

@@whiteraven181 OK, let's talk about Brazil

Satan: *You want higher-concept stuff? Let's talk about Alien Civilization that create the cosmic being like the Moon and giving it conciousness* Fate became sci-fi

@@skyking4557 And then, gave birth to the father of all fucker-mothering vampires.

@@michaeldaniels642 YOU BE QUIET ABOUT BRAZIL, I AM TRAUMATIZED WITH THAT 3.5 BILLION HP

People die when they're killed

People are killed when they don't die

The archer class is really made of archers

Did you really think that killing me whould be enough to make me die?

Truly one of the quotes of all time@@ThatOneFungus

Lol

Yeah, archers are a pretty diverse bunch.....

So would the Archers from Apocrypha be the weird ones since they actually used bows?

@@manwithabasicprofilepic no, their just nerds.

@@watcherofmemelords7967 Beautiful

Fate Grand Order: Are you really, really, reaaaaaaally SURE about that?

He right tho

Manaka from Prototype: XDDD

To be fair, strange fake, grand order and to an extent, Extra are all special circumstances. You can't even properly summon an extra class and forcing it almost always guarantees failure (looking at the angry mango)

Fate/Hollow Ataraxia: Damn, sure are a lot of copy cats around here

Lucifer: Hey Ereskingal, wanna merge with a mortal girl? It will be fun

Yeah, those Protestant English bastards can go suck it! We got a kick - ass mythological hero, who do you have?

@@Thoralmir Gordon Ramsay

@@ronaldomendoza7578 Doesn't qualify under the Grail rules!

@@Thoralmir 2020 holy grail war, cooker class.

@@LNMTerry Anyway, wasn't he born in Scotland?

I'd do the same, except the part about tracking it down. Close off the room, it's dead to me

I readed it with archer voice XDDDDDD

timber the spider was Lucas

AMV Movies facts😂😂😂

You better i hate spiders

Same

My favorite line so far XD

Me too tho

Wait...I want to to that as well but Ima a guy

No worries. That says more about you as a person than it does your gender^^

I feel like you're making mistaking my voice for Aarons. He's Aizen, I'm Archer.

BlazingAzureCrow Josh Groben? Who's Josh Groben? Don't you mean Josh Groben?

BlazingAzureCrow Also why does Archer sound like Byakuya?

I disagree. Aaron and I sound very different. He sounds like Byakuya because I voice both Archer and Byakuya, I imagine.

BlazingAzureCrow so you voice a guy with the most one note Guardian complex character ever who could not be more bland (Ichigo) and a character who is literally the embodiment of depression and everything that is emo (Byakuya) good for you that sounds like a hard combination seriously it does no bullshit

Well played

It do be a bad flashbacks

Same here, I was pleasantly surprised.

It’s a nice tidbit that I love. It means that after this ends, this version of archer manages to reach Avalon with his saber.

@@moistfist1054 its cause thats the route archer is from but he failed to save saber and never ended up in avalon sadly

@@Aaaashen I know that, but in this particular abridged he is from fate route specifically. You can tell by the flashbacks. Assuming he doesn’t erase himself from existence (he almost faded when shirou almost died) then he should presumably reach Avalon eventually. Even if it’s not true or ever fully confirmed, I like to think he will.

Worst part is, he's not wrong. He's basically as hard to kill. In his actual legend, Cu Chulainn took on a whole army by himself, and when he was about to die, tied himself to a rock with his *own intestines* in order to ensure he would die standing up. When he finally died and the enemy forces went to ensure he was dead, the guy who went to try stabbing him ended up getting his arm chopped off, because Cu Chulainn's corpse did a post mortem spasm, resulting in the arm holding his weapon to swing down and chop the guy's arm off. So, yeah... Irish Hercules. Not wrong there.

@@brandonhawker6597 No. Cu Chulainn is one of Ireland's greatest heroes, but he's definitely not Hercules. Cu Chulainn's feats in life are not remotely close to Herc's labors, lifting the sky and becoming a God after death. Lore wise, it'd be more accurate to call him Irish Achilles. Not hating on his myth but saying Cu is Irish Heracles is kind of overselling him.(and underselling Herc himself) It's a joke that the fanbase takes too seriously and I really wish people would stop spreading this around and selling it as a fact. They are not comparable.

@@BNF5005 I'm not actually serious. I do know it's a joke. But, in regards to how durable he is, it is pretty accurate. People make light of the fact that Cu Chulainn is always offed so easily that they forget that, in his actual legend, he survives some stuff that would kill about eight people half the hero he was. I was not saying that *all* of his feats in general equate to Hercules, simply the durability ones. If you notice, his greatest recorded durability feat is the only one I listed. I'm not trying to encompass everything that is Cu Chulainn and frame it in the same picture as Hercules.

@@BNF5005 And Achilles, depending on who he would be fighting, would, lorewise be even more durable than Hercules himself, seeing as he could only be hurt or killed after his heel is pierced, or by someone who is also divine in nature. So, Cu Chulainn can't be compared durability wise to Achilles, since Achilles would be unkillable to most people. Same thing with Siegfried. Trust me, I am a Fate Fan, but I'm not stupid enough to look at Cu Chulainn and think "Oh, he's Irish Hercules". I do know for a fact that Hercules in Fate would absolutely destroy Cu Chulainn in a fight. Even though Cu Chulainn is incredibly durable and hard to kill, Hercules is just as difficult to kill in terms of actually being able to put him down, and has auto-revive on top of that. In terms of what it takes to simply kill them once, they're about equal. The issue is that, for Hercules, it would require you to repeat the process 12 times in a row, while with Cu Chulainn, you just need one and you're done.

To use Fate as an example, in both the Fate and UBW routes, Cu Chulainn and Hercules fight Gilgamesh in each Route respectively. In Fate Route, in terrain working against him, it takes Gilgamesh two hours to kill Cu Chulainn. This is as much his Battle Continuation Skill as it is his sheer agility. Hercules is killed far faster, but this is simply because he can't rationally think and is just trying to bumrush Gilgamesh. But, in both scenarios, it takes a guy who literally can just throw weapons at you constantly to solo them, and even then, it still takes him a while, simply because one is absurdly hard to kill and is insanely fast, and the other is also insanely hard to kill and will just revive if you do kill him. But that's part and parcel of it. Hercules can just bumrush Gilgamesh because on top of being fast, he will revive himself and is insanely strong. Cu Chulainn has roughly the same physical durability, but because he has the one life, he has to focus on dodging and speed. Cu Chulainn does not measure up to Hercules in terms of actual physical strength, but his absurd Battle Continuation Skill makes him just as difficult to kill as one of Hercules' lives. Essentially, you need to overkill both of them to actually put them down. The only difference is that Hercules needs overkill times 12. Cu Chulainn just needs the one. And that's why Hercules is ultimately better. Besides, we didn't even see Hercules at his best in F/SN. Archer Hercules is FAR more powerful.

Kevin Jackson this a bleach reference?

Mewcaloid yep...the same VA voices Renji in the Project Mouthwash Bleach Abridged.

A FIREBALL! I CANT EVEN BEAT A NON CANON FIREBALL!

But never loses them either

Poor Renji.

*ubw movie intensifies*

Cough* literally what Gil and several archers do

"You sure about that, you sure that's a fact Rin?"

Tbh, I think they shoot weapons, not throwing them

To be fair gil kinda shoots his weapons out of the vault, presumably from an ancient Mesopotamian slingshot, at least that's what I think?

It implies sarcasm.

@@BlazingAzureCrow Still. A heroic spirit Jesus and a anti-hero spirit Lucifer is the perfect receipe for an event

Divine spirits are technically in the throne , but are impossible to summon due to the weakness of the grail.

They are an fgo servant! Completely slipped my mind I think they are in one of the lostbelts

Closest we get is Angry Mango

He canonically didn't, no.

He's just unwilling to confess his actual identity to rin.

@@BlazingAzureCrow He was actually very confused upon summoning, but he could recall some stuff.

@@kaedox5367 Same with how he was unwilling to confess his feelings towards Rin. HA!

@@jacksilletti7274 that's what it was. poor guy banks on the chance to kill his past self to get out of service and gets screwed by a patch update from the grail.

She seems entirely aware of how the narrative screws her over in this route. Shirou basically forgets she exists, but she gets NTR’ed by her own sister.

Just dropping my papers everywhere.. Cuz thats what i love doing

Asuna is racist tho

"What's up T-Dog?!" -Asuna SAO Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment

Imagine how she would be if they abridged Heaven's Feel...

what reference

@@valentintepes8240 Reference to the fact he knows _exactly_ who he is and all of his goals are because he hates himself.

@@valentintepes8240 The reference to who Archer is and why he hates himself.

Well someone has to hype up the other servants

Well lancer won all his fights in ubw though

@@SenorGuina I'd say most of his fights in UBW aren't really decisive, unless you count him kicking around Shirou and Shinji

Who are you? Renji?

There was a movie where he was a mage class and he actually won the against archer, Saber and assassin.

magnificent

magnificent

Timestamp pls

@@identi8040 no timestamp because it has not been said. however, it would be great if they put this in

This comment of yours made me laugh nearly as hard as this gem of an abridged episode. Thank you! :DDD

666 likes

This is underrated

Actually Satan: *sees a player about to play FGO* Hey kid. That's hell you're walking into. FGO Player: *takes out his wallet* ..... I know.

Exodus Reaper Oh shit you're right. Does Archer have a heart pit as well?

Exodus Reaper Of course, of course.

Yea I think byakuya when I hear him speak and when he yelled I feel like I'm hearing a bit of kenpachi

specially Ichigo

Mmh, I would have said Nishijima and Ichigo.

Laughs maniacally in Gilgamesh

No better, and I dare say that!

Bite me

Probably because half of the cast also works on tfs abridged stuff. And by "half", I mean most of them. Same goes for sao abridged.

@@pumpdaddyg bite me, Bite Me

If this is the case then that means that it is in fact possible that Raven from Teen Titans is the daughter of rin and shiro

@@RalkonEthinora your argument is kinda.... valid

She aittained unlimited maximum no chill worls

@@RalkonEthinora Riyo's Gudako is the daughter of Rin and Shirou.

Don’t forget their son,he actually dated Galahad’s Sister.

Tbf, depending on what interpretation of Satan you go for, he could wish for something "reasonable", like "Dad, can't you bloody forgive me already?" Or, "I wish all souls in hell are forgiven" Or my favourite; "turn earth into hell"

@@Elmithian Well the grail definitely got you covered on the last one.

@@ethanklee9041wait there is actual satan In the game?

@@Elmithian You're missing the big one: God's gambling buddy. Which I believe is the only devil actually in the bible itself oddly enough. That is where the term Satan specifically comes from, most of the rest come from secondary material that may or may not be ascended fanon, with the closest link being that the name Lucifer (origin being a reference to Venus, which considering the point in time was probably also vaguely referencing the roman goddess) gets hurled at an arrogant king as an insult. Then a guy wrote a whole story that people just kinda assumed was true that made Lucifer out as a fallen angel's name. Interesting history to look through honestly. Either way though, Satan I'd take as a gambler, Lucifer has a 50/50 of being a wraith depending on if he actually existed in FSN canon, and dunno the status of the other devils, most of them are also secondary stories, but in that sense they probably share Luci's status as a coin toss for if they are more than a wraith.

she does deserve this exclusive episode

I second this!

Yeah, not only did I get into and watch all of the Fate series because of this abridged series, but I also had to acclimate to Rin's voice in the actual anime, cause I'm so used to the voice here 😂

Berserker Lewis Same for me when it came to Karito's abridged voice. ....prefer that kirito actually

@@berserkerlewis7089 not just you

Lmao I can't wait till Mouthwash covers HF.

@@Metamine0 Coming in 15 years…

@@ZKP314 I need HF kirei. It'll be *perfect*

"Oh, it's just Sakura." *Thinks about what he just said. Eyes open wide.* "I CHOSE LIFE!"

I think in the abridged HF Archer would be the Shirou from this route as UBW archer seems to be from the studio dean version?

Oh, yeah. The original VA novel was supposed to be set in 2004, wasn't it?

Irish Achilles is a better analogy, IMO

Absurdly strong, wrathful, premature death, and weirdly specific conditions for being able to kill him? If that's your reasoning, i see it

Setanta suffered from the "warp spasms" according to myth, which is represented in FSN by his eyes and veins bulging, his hair standing on end, and his muscles increasing in size and strength when throwing his spear (his right arm looks extra huge, even for foreshortening and perspective, in his last fight with Archer). He'd easily match up with either Achilles as Lancer or Herakles as Berserker, but only if the warp spasms were exaggerated as the reason for his class change.

Declan Greenleaf Frankly seeing Fergus MacRoy and Calacholg's hill chopping rainbow would be pretty sick

I heard irish jesus, that made it even more fun

He wasn't a hero but a dog

@@chrispeoples837 Cu Culainn is a good boy.

@@alexanderticonuwu7591 He kind of killed a dog so... not a great boy.

@@whoknows7968 Cu Culain: And when the owner found out, I offered to be a guard to replace the dog. Ever since then people started calling me a dog.

@@chrispeoples837 A dog trained by Scathach, and look how that turned out to be.

Nothing was deleted. Episodes were taken down by Sony.

@@BlazingAzureCrow ohhh SONY took them down. Well that isn't very nice of them now is it. Thank you for your reply.

By his master like if he has any other master he would just rek everybody. Maybe not Gilgamesh but most people

The irony is that Cu Chulain's actual mythology is him winning fights all the time and scoring babes like no tomorrow. What's funny, however, is that the only woman he doesn't sleep with is the woman who was the most eager to sleep with him XD.

well,he won the fight against kirei

@@joshuakim5240 Double irony in that he's possibly one of the most powerful Servants in Fate/Grand Order if you increase his max level. There are tons of "Cu Solo" videos destroying fights that are a pain for the normal player with normal parties of 6 servants, and the most he does is have a couple tanks die immediately because you can't just start solo.

Words from the Servant who loses most of his fights.

Not exactly, Gilgamesh launches them, it is a reference to his fighting style and how he commonly throws his wedded blades to attack easier.

CheifStalker So, what you're trying to say is, its a reference to Gilgamesh? Heeeey! That sounds like something the original poster would say! Good job, Rephrasing Mimic.

And also himself

Well no, because Archer actually has a bow. He uses it once or twice.

Troy Evick not what was said at all. Op said it's a reference to gilgamesh, the first reply was saying it's a reference to Archer's fighting style.

You mean angry mango?

That's literally what 90% of Archer servants do And some of them don't even throw weapons LIKE Tawara Tota who throws rice sacks

Gilgamash laughing: That Zashiu 😂😂

@@GBlockbreaker its honestly my favorite attack. Make a bunch of swords and yeet them

@@GBlockbreaker The archer class really is made of archers! - Rin

I'm also calling it... Except, I think it'd happen during Shirou vs Gil fight, something like: "What do you even want the Grail for anyway?" (Gilgamesh) "I want to save people and Rin just wants the cup." (Shirou) "Just the cup?" (Gilgamesh) "Yeah, apparently drinking from a goblet touched by the blood of christ was her life-long dream... Although, looking at it right now I doubt she'd want to drink anything from a giant Shinji-tumor." (Shirou) *Insert Babylonia flashback* "Fufu... Fufufu... Fuwahahahhahaha!" (Gilgamesh) "I like her." (Gilgamesh) It'd also be a nod to the fact that Rin was stated to be Gil's ideal choice for a master.

You know, even if they didn't plan it when you wrote that comment, they better see this god send of an idea so they can implement it into the script somehow. Edit: To anyone and everyone who sees this reply, Please upvote the OP's comment so PM can see it!

@@aniphoenix9474 This isn't Reddit, we don't have upvotes.

It's possible, TFS made the "Even you best buddy" scene work.

Given that his type is noble virgin women... yeah, I can see him seeing Rin as an ideal master.@@anontheweeb87

Class advantage doesn't exist in any meaningful sense outside GO. That aside, Cu has combat superiority over Archer is effectively every field and all Archer is capable of doing against him is fighting defensively. No one thing is his advantage.

When said that, I assumed he was referring to what was about to happen moments later to Emiya.

@@BlazingAzureCrow Yeah - EVERYTHING is Cu's advantage. Protection from arrows means archer can't win there, skills and parameters mean he's boned in melee, and while the THROWN Gae Bolg can just barely be survived, Archer can't counter the causality stab. Cu is 110% designed to tear Archer several new assholes.

Type advantage only classic game balancing

@@priamneville5899 the only way archer wins is if he hits cu with that crane technique shirou used against salter in heavens feel. Cu is emiyas natural enemy because the lancer class servants almost perfectly counters archer class servants. Honestly if rin summoned any other archer he or she would have absolutely died against cu culain in a few moments because from what I know emiya is pretty much the only archer class servant who possess an absolute defense like rho aias that can repel him for a moment.

Well, _arguably,_ participating in the war let her meet Lancer and Saber eventually, so the ritual did get her there *eventually.* It just took a day or two to kick in.

ARSENE!!!!!

@@Bell-yw9dd i meant Arsene's final form Sataniel (basically Satan)... But sure...

@@Shou_22 i mean there is a persona that is ACTUALLY satan so...

You can summon Jesus and ACTUALLY Satan in Persona, another reason why Persona 3 is one of my favorite game.

Gun Jesus and Depressed boi, the same guy

Amen

@@Eye0u yeah?

@@KazeelBaYz mhm?

@@Eye0u my name is literally Amen lol

@@KazeelBaYz hi Amen, i am dad

I just added the 666th like to your comment.

UHW* unlimited hell's work

EmperorUmu Is Life! Hah too funny XD

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I actually imagined such a scene in my head with your words ahahahhahahahahha i fucking died.

KevinSaidHi this is shiro we’re talking about. It’s UPW. Unlimited pipe works

Lmbo

Yeah like...what are your priorities woman?

She is a genius She doesn t want some dumb mage to kill everyone So She will kill everyone first If they are gonna die for sure but If there is a chance for them to survive She will save them because She doesn t want randoms to hurt in the war RIN TOHSAKA LOGİC %100

To be fair, consistency isn't really her strong suit.

@@Brasswatchman nope

#teenagegirlthings

More seriously, though, I tend to read this as Rin talking a good game about being a total sacrifice-friendly human-life-is-cheap psychopath Mage like her dad... but when push comes to shove, she doesn't quite have it in her. Her whole arc in UBW is arguably her learning that, against all odds, she is -- _shock!_ _gasp!_ -- an actually *good person* who wants love and affection just like every other mortal human, and maybe that isn't such a bad thing.

by that argument a ton of ninja and other martial arts types in anime are also our Lord and Savior

Actually, no. Saber would be "Actually God" because she is Shirou's Tiger Mom. And can you guess who Archer truly is? He is, DUN DUN DUN, Shirou fucking Emiya.

Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???

@@Black-cj1eg Its an unnecessary emphasis on the name/title it precedes, and also is capitalized as if its part of a proper noun/title, and that makes it amusing.

@@CorvusCorone68 Ninja use tricks

Agreed. I recited this line to my friend today, and he practically fell on the floor laughing.

LightningAnime that's my life goal now lol

LightningAnime "You can't just throw weapons and call yourself an archer, stupid!" "You sure about that. You sure that's a fact, Rin." Archer's delivery of that line is what killed me.

Agreed

* Archer: so you will give me whatever i want? and all you want is a cup?!

But... Rin's on the same wavelength as Ishtar, right? Wouldn't Gil loath her just for the similarities there?

@Brasswatchman Gil and Ishtar hate each other, the only reason they work together in FGO is because of Rin It's mentioned by Gil in FGO that Rin tones down ishtars worst qualities making her not so annoying And in CCC he praises her multiple times and even says by the end a master servant combo of him and her would he fun Rin would love Gil cause he is rich and solve all her money problems

"Bite me Bite-me!" - Mario Mario

“Mario Mario” - Mario Mario

But Cu is not Berserker Class..If he was.

I'm talking about the actual myth of cuchullain. And I think in one of the games he is a berserker, because of Riastrád. A power that let's cuchullain transform and basically go completely insane. Their characters in the show aren't very similar at all.

Except for both being demi-gods and one man armies.

well,if we consider fate/go.... fans:"no we dont" we might just assume that berserker cu would be similar to cu alter.which would mean higher survivability than herc and better stats,but no extralives he could bounce off to if he does die.considering hercs survivability is actually quite high outside of go tho,berserker cu would basicly just run over everyone anyways.but then there is the possibility he is nothing like cu alter,in which case what i just said is invalid xD

Without the luck tho

"You sure about that? You sure that's fact Rin?"

Both archers were like that :v. Not accounting that strongest archer doesn't actually use bow :v

Technically those lines of dialogue were referring to Archer EMIYA more than Archer Gilgamesh, cause Gil shoots the weapons out of portals while EMIYA tends to throw them, or at least, his main 2 swords he throws.

i actually never got the comments before,but i recently watched the ubw movie and gil does throw weapons

David: Flings rocks with a slingshot Tawara Touta: Flings fucking baskets of rice

Actually Satan, the Actually is important, I think

Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???

@@Black-cj1eg becuase he's actually satan

@@Black-cj1eg “actually” is used for emphasis, the way Rin uses it in “Actually Satan” shows that she’s constantly confirming his legitimate identity

@@batterie1928 thank god someone answered it

They're VAs in it, yeah.

Meh. Nobunaga's only the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, not all of hell.

It will.

SPOILER DUDE WE DONT KNOW THAT

Friend Ships are the best ships.

What's funny is abridged kirito and shirou share a voice actor (yamotosfx) and the official dub versions also share a voice actor (Bryce Papenbrook)

*Yamato

Brunno Malli That's why she is such a tsundere

What she meant was "I don't want randoms to get hurt in the war if it's not because of me"

AverageAsianMe because it very much is

Because you're right

EVERYTHING HERE IS FORSHADOWING. Sorry, just had to say it. Seeing little things with their banter that just tickles my fandom.

AverageAsianMe

... arguably Mordred more of a babe I just like my girls slimmer Not that i don't fancy big tasty tots too

@@miletilblight2181 finally someone who speaks my language

I hate the fact that until now i thought she meant bieber...as in Justin bieber...

Beautiful last words, indeed.

@@theworldisfuckedupatm3398 ... Your username describes how I feel about your comment now that I've come across it.

Do you have any episode 10 tickets in stock?