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CAST (By order of appearance)
Coffinjockey: Toya
@Coffinjockey
MrBuddyVA: God, Liam
/ mrbuddyva
Jeff Abridges: Mike
KaniDay: Elze
@kaniday9438
/ kanidayofficial
xbubblemounkyx: Linze
@xbubblemunkyx
Grimmjack69: Gregg, Lizard Wizard, additional voices
@grimmjack
YamatoSFX: Thomas
@YamatoSFX
Seigi: Yae
@SeigiVA
Sushi: Chi-Chi
@ChichiAi
Duke Ortlinde: Eagle8Burger
@eagle8burgerVA
Mom0ki: Ellen aka Mother Daughter
@caitlinmyers
Stormsage13: additional voices
@StormSage13
Hayabusa449: additional voices
/ actormmurdock
Dathromin: additional voices
@Dathromin
ElusiveVA: additional voices
@elusiveva6902
TheDastails: additional voices
@TheDastails
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Editors: CharlestonVA, Redbeast13, MrBuddyVA, YamatoSFX
Writers: Coffinjockey, YamatoSFX, MrBuddyVA
VFX: YamatoSFX
Sound Mixing: MyToasterIsMoist
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@SWE 8 месяцев назад

Get an exclusive Surfshark deal! Enter promo code WITTY for an extra 3 months free at surfshark.deals/witty

@firstnamelastname9526 8 месяцев назад

How're y'all getting sponsorships on these now btw? Was under the impression patreon was already considered thin ice of it technically being supporting original works/bonuses/etc rather than directly the stuff using copyrighted material

@kryptonianguest1903 8 месяцев назад

Surfshark should change their tagline to: Protect your baby from Vigo the Carpathian!

@adam............. 8 месяцев назад

Are ya hiring?

@chesspuppeteer 8 месяцев назад

If someone had a planned out idea for an abridged series, what would you recommend?

@fiddlesticks7245 8 месяцев назад

The duke was crazy funny 🤣😭🤣 you've gone too far lmao I'm dying

@filipwolffs 8 месяцев назад

I really like this idea of a protagonist who is a horrible person yet at the same time is still genuinely horrified by all the deviants he meets.

@StealthMarmot_ 8 месяцев назад

It seems to be the style of SWE. It works.

@HiddenMistEnforcer 8 месяцев назад

So far seems to be all the rich, which as we have learned via Twitter (or X or whatever the hell) checks out.

@BlizzyP039 8 месяцев назад

TVTropes' Everyone has Standards

@Zanguinem 8 месяцев назад

Kazuma?

@Bladez10 8 месяцев назад

@@ZanguinemWe need more Kazumas

@Ryan-be9iu 8 месяцев назад

Watching kirito get proposed to then have his spine shattered is an experience I didn’t think I’d have the pleasure of seeing

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 8 месяцев назад

GARYS REVENGE

@davankrueger1725 8 месяцев назад

I am sorry it was not kirito it was archer

@mirzapramudya1580 8 месяцев назад

@@davankrueger1725you mean Shirou?

@ProjectDT88 8 месяцев назад

Touya is the Bane to Kirito’s Batman

@dashfire109gaming5 8 месяцев назад

@@mirzapramudya1580I mean. He wanted that diamond antler

@StarRider587 6 месяцев назад

I like how SWE had to edit the title like a month later and specify that its a one shot because people kept asking if theres gonna be more Smartphone abridged

@RandomPerson07734 5 месяцев назад

We were practically given drugs so as results wanting more of it

@Ilikebats123 4 месяца назад

Honestly for the best. Between SAO and now MHA abridged it's good to get some focus. Plus one-offs like this are a neat little surprise.

@deathsheir2035 3 месяца назад

one shots are a hell of a drug man.

@anime4you683 2 месяца назад

@@Ilikebats123 well and if they ever want to do another one they already have the base for it.

@ksaraf23 2 месяца назад

@@deathsheir2035the way they ended it leaves little room for future episodes.

@Pyrokess 6 месяцев назад

A tea addict, a random woman, a man who fails upwards, and a cowboy trapped in a samurai girls body. Truly an adventure

@skem9622 6 месяцев назад

This sounds like the best anime ever

@jureigeeksoutoccasionally 4 месяца назад

I am so sad this isnt getting a follow up probably, this sounds like the best anime ever

@DesertFernweh 4 месяца назад

Sounds like a dnd game when the DM has severe ADHD and all the players stole their Adderall.

@Steampunk_enjoyer 3 месяца назад

That sounds like a top tier DND adventure

@Rekhan4242 3 месяца назад

So just a regular today for me? (Adderall only lasts so long) @@DesertFernweh

@jessevancooney6963 8 месяцев назад

Hearing Kirito as a 2 bit thug in a different abridge is too much

@AnatoDragonshard 8 месяцев назад

Also goblin slayer abridged was his partner. Gold.

@ethanklee9041 8 месяцев назад

I like Izzy in fate abridged

@joshc3802 8 месяцев назад

How is that out of character for Abridged Kirito?

@kurokhan28 8 месяцев назад

@@joshc3802Kirito is a thug, just not a 2-bit thug.

@joshc3802 8 месяцев назад

@@kurokhan28 Fair lol

@bestaround3323 8 месяцев назад

The characters actually have personalities. Clearly they have completely ignored the source material.

@umad42 8 месяцев назад

Obviously, yes

@Racecarlock 8 месяцев назад

Who wouldn't?

@lavlilacmoon 8 месяцев назад

now now. that anime was basically let's gift this guy literally everything and set the difficulty on extra easy mode. the personalities of the characters being a wet paper towel were by design.

@michiorarimsama7179 8 месяцев назад

Some isekai don't have MC with personality, are carton-like characters for the auto insert self otakus i, Kirito is the first proof of that

@fpsesadorsomethinglikethat1859 8 месяцев назад

Thank God

@razumnygerstein2448 7 месяцев назад

“So sushi is your wife?! I thought she was your daughter!” “She can do both” “N-No! That’s the worst answer” I’m actually dying lmfao 🤣

@griffins750 6 месяцев назад

“WOULD YOU LIKE A CHILD BRIDE” 💀💀💀

@evman1094 6 месяцев назад

@@griffins750 WHY DID YOU THINK SINGING IT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER?!?!?

@jeremygeller9145 5 месяцев назад

Me playing Crusader kings 3: depends on how good her stats are, and this way even if someone tries to cuck me, then it’s still A child of my family line who will inherit

@BasicPsychology101 4 месяца назад

I feel like I sinned watching this...... Time to see a priest...... oh wait.... shit.

@John-Johnsonreal 4 месяца назад

@@jeremygeller9145real

@Sazazezer 7 месяцев назад

So my working theory on this is that 'girl's are a skill now' is basically like what's happening in SAOA with the charisma stat. Muffin is essentially the low level opponent, so Touya's words basically have an addictive effect on her. Anything he says or suggests is basically the best thing ever for her, which is why she became immediately addicted to tea at his suggestion and then demands his praise like a junkie.

@AdmiralHalsey1944 6 месяцев назад

That... that makes a terrifying amount of sense

@CiaranMaxwell 6 месяцев назад

Explains everything. Leaves no questions. Far too much sense.

@jotheunissen9274 4 месяца назад

That must mean Yae is higher level than Toya because Toya's speech doesn't affect her

@Sazazezer 4 месяца назад

@@jotheunissen9274 You sure? She was strangely accepting of anything he said.

@jotheunissen9274 4 месяца назад

@@Sazazezer Maybe same level? She was not nearly as effected as Muffin and even could speak back to Touya with Touya sensing he could not assert his will and was unable to change her name

@rhobeans 8 месяцев назад

Can’t believe no one’s ever thought to give the overpowered Iskeai protagonist a God complex before. Brilliant.

@pitioti 8 месяцев назад

Well, some Isekai did it more or less :'D But never to make fun of the genre, yes !

@henriquebecker4453 8 месяцев назад

How not to summon a demon lord did it great in it's own way, it's a shame they waste so much time building a harem for the protagonist.

@Actual-Knight 8 месяцев назад

@@henriquebecker4453I feel like this could describe most of the genre

@oscaranderson5719 8 месяцев назад

⁠@@Actual-Knightthey’d also save a lot of time skipping the whole reincarnation subplot too. most of the time it’s about as relevant as the Avengers movies are to a 50-chapter Hulk x Thanos fanfic.

@hentaiprotag7122 8 месяцев назад

Eminence of shadow?

@MillieTheSillie616 8 месяцев назад

The Raw goddamn power behind this interaction "You are so awful" "Well I was made in your image"

@pajwubx1809 8 месяцев назад

Same energy as "open your menu" and "just come on over"

@roryookane 8 месяцев назад

timestamp: 7:00

@sirapplecore4392 8 месяцев назад

And "(...)no need to wonder where your God is. Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of Mercy."

@EmiyaHikari 2 дня назад

I can't agree, I'm jewish

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 7 месяцев назад

I love how at first Toya seemed kind and polite when in reality he's a selfish and sadistic psychopath.

@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS 6 месяцев назад

I feel like that describes half of the SWE reimaginings of characters.

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 6 месяцев назад

@@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS True

@raiderrivers3629 2 месяца назад

@@TheGreatBackUpVIDEOS Well just asuna really. kirito makes it obvious not that he is sadistic that’s all asuna and Asuna admits she pretends to be nice to people

@masteroflag 2 месяца назад

Sorta like the book honestly. He’s extremely selfish in his own head a lot but since the plot has him need friends and eventually have responsibilities and wives he has to attend to constantly against his own better judgment he just has that sense of being responsible to balance out those feature

@josesoares4601 Месяц назад

He can do both

@MeleeTiger 7 месяцев назад

Taking a character who was weirdly chill with his whole predicament and making him super manipulative and vindictive, was comedy genius.

@EmiyaHikari 2 дня назад

Honestly, I'm on his side. He has the right for compensation for his premature death and the compensation he wanted is to be god.

@trygveplaustrum4634 8 месяцев назад

*I like how, even in the afterlife, people are still upset that modern smartphones don't have headphone jacks.*

@thegreatandterrible4508 8 месяцев назад

Where would he even get headphones?

@keepironman14 8 месяцев назад

I HAVE A PEN *INSIDE MY PHONE*, THE LENGTH OF MY PHONE BUT NOT A HEADPHONE JACK! The good able Bluetooth is that no cable to break. The bad thing?: no cable to loop around the ear. I used to use the cable to bypass work restrictions on headphones. They weren't in my ear but on my ear, acting as private speakers while still allowing me to hear the surroundings.

@keepironman14 8 месяцев назад

@thegreatandterrible4508 just wait til he realizes THEY DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY. SWE could use that when they finally reach the conversation with a recorded message. "I was told you would know what to do with this" 'OMG A CHARGER!' *plugs in then calls god to complain*

@KJetixsSuccessor 8 месяцев назад

I felt seen there. 😂

@KJetixsSuccessor 8 месяцев назад

@@thegreatandterrible4508Build/Make them, and they will come. 😎

@Infovorousness 8 месяцев назад

Honestly the soft revelation that our protagonist somehow isn’t the worst person in this universe was hilarious

@helmutstein1178 8 месяцев назад

I'm still confused how he would have cured cancer....

@nexalzexus3748 8 месяцев назад

@@helmutstein1178 I could see him making a cure for cancer and immedietely making it so expensive that it would quite literally bankrupt most people.

@DaviSCoelho5 8 месяцев назад

@@helmutstein1178Maybe to do whatever he wants. "I mean he did do these awful things, but he also cured cancer, so we can't do anything about it."

@jov-lan7482 8 месяцев назад

@@helmutstein1178 He seems pretty smart so if enough studying and research he could find a way

@pitioti 8 месяцев назад

Linze going full psychopath for tea was also a great running gag !

@mitrashailendra3817 6 месяцев назад

At first I had my suspicions, but at the end, after seeing the palace on fire? Yeah, this is definitely Asuna's brother.

@Visual39 5 месяцев назад

underrated comment

@alsinakiria Месяц назад

Considering the psychopathy but desire to do right anyway I thought grandkid. This kid has some Yui in him.

@mariolis 5 дней назад

SWE Please make this canon !!!!

@brandonwhite562 7 месяцев назад

"Sushi is your wife?! I thought she was your daughter" "She can do both"

@Skybound-wd4pm 5 месяцев назад

THAT'S THE WORST ANSWER!

@megasartshack 8 месяцев назад

I like the three act structure of Toya; - Gaining control - Flexing control - Abruptly losing control of the situation

@FirstLast-wk3kc 8 месяцев назад

Lol yes

@StealthMarmot_ 8 месяцев назад

This is the journey of all D&D Dungeon Masters.

@oscaranderson5719 8 месяцев назад

@@StealthMarmot_also the players, but unlike DMs they only need to rewrite two sheets of paper when things break.

@TherusOneWolf 8 месяцев назад

masterful writing.

@meapyboy12345 8 месяцев назад

@@StealthMarmot_ 🤣😂 oh my god you are right

@nightraven836 8 месяцев назад

God accidentally killing the guy who cures cancer is gold.

@arcage_0132 8 месяцев назад

He didn’t cure cancer bro

@airgeadlamh 8 месяцев назад

@@arcage_0132 he was going to.... eventually

@rmunoz1994 8 месяцев назад

Given his personality he would have made it completely unaffordable so only the wealthy could get it.

@arcage_0132 8 месяцев назад

@@rmunoz1994 bro did you even read it?

@Mina_Angel 8 месяцев назад

On the toilet with lightning. God really needed a laugh.

@Clepto_and_Co 2 месяца назад

I just noticed that when Toya was trying to get everyone to leave the mansion that was the only time he addressed anybody by their name. He was so freaked out he dropped the nicknames for a second, very good attention to detail

@BasicPsychology101 4 месяца назад

"Don't you kiss phone Satan in front of me!" Really caught me off guard there. Thanks SWE.

@Alex_From_Florida 8 месяцев назад

I love how most of the video Toya is depicted as an evil sociopath to the point that he’s best buds with the devil, but then when he meets Duke Ortlinde, he acts like a normal person unable to process whatever *that* was

@railgun-2814 8 месяцев назад

Even Lucy has standards

@JohnThomas-no9hs 8 месяцев назад

Pedophilia is never ok, so sayeth Toya and satan

@chimera9818 8 месяцев назад

@@JohnThomas-no9hsand also god toya servant

@patternwhisperer4048 8 месяцев назад

Professionals have standards

@Arrakiz666 8 месяцев назад

Classic Isekai Protagonist Syndrome really.

@ryanjones_rheios 8 месяцев назад

"She can do both" "That is the WORST answer!" is pure gold.

@c.k-da-kxnghere 8 месяцев назад

I hated that scene in the funniest way

@GeoRyukaiser 8 месяцев назад

"She can do both" sums up my average Crusader Kings 3 playthrough...

@chaosmastermind 8 месяцев назад

I thought it was the BEST answer.

@OurHourglass 8 месяцев назад

This is about when I started actually laughing out loud.

@roryookane 8 месяцев назад

timestamps: 25:11 to 25:21

@wearr_ 6 месяцев назад

the fact that yae has a deep southern voice feels incredibly off and incredibly accurate at the same time

@Aaa-vp6ug 22 дня назад

The fact that she looks like Reimu just makes it so much funnier.

@DieAndroids.ForGohan 7 месяцев назад

You stopped God from talking for an add. Damn you got some guts.

@Xbalanque84 6 месяцев назад

Meh, it's Japanese God, aka a cheap knock-off. Since he's not a proper hotheos, you can get away with a lot more.

@DieAndroids.ForGohan 5 месяцев назад

But you forget if God sees this what will he do

@marlom7882 8 месяцев назад

This version of touya is *definitely* much more interesting than ANY other harem ecchi protagonist ever

@alendonvaldor5808 8 месяцев назад

Kazuma?

@originaljoke4502 8 месяцев назад

@@alendonvaldor5808 kazumas "harem" consists of two kids and a variety of women who he almost hates

@alendonvaldor5808 8 месяцев назад

@@originaljoke4502 XD True. Konosuba is also tbf, a satire of Isekai in general.

@marlom7882 8 месяцев назад

@@alendonvaldor5808 yes he’s more interesting than kazuma. Kazuma is still a pervert which is pretty common in harems. This guys just wants servitude and money. I respect that

@alandtic4616 8 месяцев назад

To be fair that’s not a high bar but he is still good

@HiddelS143 8 месяцев назад

I thought toya's dry delivery was bad at first but as he kept talking, i was like "You're not like... a crazy person? Right?"

@Marcuscrixus 8 месяцев назад

Crazy people don't know that they are crazy, but I know I'm crazy so that means I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?

@spectated8159 8 месяцев назад

There's a saying in my family. You can't be a millionaire without being evil, just like you can't be a billionaire without being a psychopathic serial killer. You know. Cause of all the starving children?

@sinfulshell3959 8 месяцев назад

@@Marcuscrixus Crazy? I was crazy once.

@aper765 8 месяцев назад

@@sinfulshell3959NOOOOOOOOOOO

@discord4039 8 месяцев назад

@@spectated8159 You can totally be a millionaire without being evil. Millionaires are mostly just people who get a lot of money, there's a variety of ways to do that. Billionaires, however....

@someonesnemesis817 6 месяцев назад

As someone who's read all the light novels, I can say that Touya having Satan's phone number is absolutely, positively, unbelievably.... in character.

@fnfailer2476 6 месяцев назад

As someone who has not read all the novels. Can you give me the spoiler

@someonesnemesis817 6 месяцев назад

@@fnfailer2476 Touya's not a bad guy, it's just that, phrases like: I swear I'm not a villain, or, It's not like I'm a seasoned kidnapper or something, are things Touya says to himself a lot. He does some pretty hardcore things, but most were not shown in the anime. Like that one time that a bunch of guys threatened Linze and Elze. He erected nine poles, strung them upside down and stripped them naked, and left a sign that listed the crimes they committed.

@someonesnemesis817 6 месяцев назад

I forgot to mention, while he was still alive on earth, he was actually connected to the criminal underworld, and had the phone number of a mob boss. I swear, I'm not making these up!

@electroninja7419 6 месяцев назад

@@someonesnemesis817 Wait, why does this actually sound good?

@someonesnemesis817 6 месяцев назад

@@electroninja7419 ❤

@Emmariscobar 5 месяцев назад

26:18 I love the detail that he's so desperate to leave that he actually calls Muffin by her real name for once

@dinoz2113 3 месяца назад

WOW he really wanted to leave 😂

@xerofire 8 месяцев назад

Izzy not voicing the MC is a shocking change of pace

@Dr.Starbound 8 месяцев назад

It's refreshing honestly. I doubt Izzy could have done this as well.

@Drip_Wooper 8 месяцев назад

it wouldnt fit much tbh, I think his voice's better for either emotion/passion driven characters or whinny people, he knows how to make a really good scream, the mc here feels like a crazed emotionless person

@alexandercollinson4040 8 месяцев назад

Yeah, but you gotta change up the MCs every now and again. Otherwise you get a bunch of Adult Swim BS where all the protagonists are either Edward Elrich or Kurosaki Ichigo voices, and you don't feel like investing in any anime because it really does start to feel like the same, recycled, bullsh*t. That being said... I do think they should do a Zom100 abridged where Izzy voices the MC of that series as well.

@michaelreyes9283 8 месяцев назад

@@alexandercollinson4040ichigo and Edward are voiced by two different voice actors and don’t even sound alike lol

@alejandrooo9495 8 месяцев назад

is Izzy the guy who voices Kirito?

@jeremylangford2990 8 месяцев назад

''YOUR WIFE, I thought sushi was your daughter''. ''She can do both''. I LOST IT AT THIS POINT

@StealthMarmot_ 8 месяцев назад

Forget it Jack, it's Chinatown

@lukelyon1781 8 месяцев назад

Bro when she said "break a piece of me... do it!" My jaw hit the floor in shock. Glad he burned that place down.

@raymondwiggins354 8 месяцев назад

I was already laughing at 24:43 when sushi yelled "daughter!"

@alexandercollinson4040 8 месяцев назад

NO!!! That's-... That's the WORST possible answer!

@Emmariscobar 8 месяцев назад

I love the detail that he seems to consider "being someone's daughter" as a thing you *do* instead of a thing you *are* .

@anguisrex9271 5 месяцев назад

"Hot leaf juice" Uncle Iroh is rolling over in his grave right now.

@slevinchannel7589 5 месяцев назад

!!??

@jotheunissen9274 4 месяца назад

Didn't he become a spirit?

@dudeinadoughboy4327 2 месяца назад

"How could a member of my own Harem say something so horrible?!"

@conigonde 5 месяцев назад

There is no way he would've went on to cure cancer in a way that wouldn't be both inhumane and illegal

@theendersmirk5851 2 месяца назад

I disagree. It'd be perfectly legal despite being extremely inhumane and immoral. Dude's Lawful Evil, and talented at it.

@checkmated2667 2 месяца назад

@@theendersmirk5851 He'd patent the cure and lock it behind insane prices.

@harrya9458 Месяц назад

I imagine exorbitant prices and limited supply would be his quick ticket to an army of helicarriers

@Alex-zp4pb 8 месяцев назад

Dude went from sweetest cinnamon bun to full sociopath before I could blink.

@mediokay508 8 месяцев назад

Got us in the first half.

@Wala_na 8 месяцев назад

Same, I'm like "bro nothing much changed." Then bam! Sociopath. 😂

@im_aleey 8 месяцев назад

I mean if you had the upper hand on God and could make demands wouldn't you?

@Xbalanque84 6 месяцев назад

Sociopaths tend to be good at hiding that.

@legendg3067 6 месяцев назад

@@Xbalanque84 takes one to know one 😂

@mellmellody 8 месяцев назад

I love this protagonist. He's like the personification of "even evil has standards".

@ethanklee9041 8 месяцев назад

Lawful evil

@ashikjaman1940 8 месяцев назад

"I'm just friends with Satan what the fuck is wrong with you people"

@chimera9818 7 месяцев назад

@@ashikjaman1940technically satan is in Judaism god prosecutor so not exactly evil

@Darth_Bateman 7 месяцев назад

@@ethanklee9041neutral evil

@ethanklee9041 7 месяцев назад

Lawful evil fits evil with standards better than neutral evil does.@@Darth_Bateman

@orionwhitney897 6 месяцев назад

I swear this cast has the Midas touch because everything they make is fucking gold

@KirbyFokson 7 месяцев назад

The 'modest living' speech was so well-delivered, I can't stop grinning lmao

@Dr.SwagPHDinDrip 8 месяцев назад

When the Diamond antler broke, I was confused why it didn’t shatter like the stuff in SAO. But then I realized it isn’t fucking SAO or a VR world.

@cecilsmith2061 8 месяцев назад

every second of that was real bro even the child bride

@venusgreen2402 8 месяцев назад

This comment is fucking hysterical, I love it

@Klaaism 8 месяцев назад

Weird vibes hearing a thug (with a surprising level of backstory development) sound like Abridged Kirito.

@mediokay508 8 месяцев назад

"I was made in... your image." Damn, that line was cold. I thought we were getting Izuku, but we got male Asuna. 😆

@yellow_highlighter 8 месяцев назад

I don't think his racist tho

@mediokay508 8 месяцев назад

@@yellow_highlighter hard to be racist when everyone is beneath him equally.

@Sakuta3220 7 месяцев назад

"male Asuna" I fucking love this 😭 also Abridged Asuna >>>> Canon Asuna

@DarkEnigma95 7 месяцев назад

@@Sakuta3220Agreed Abrided is better than Canon when she is involved

@charlesbullock6638 7 месяцев назад

@@mediokay508soooo, Kirisuna?

@leobastian_ 7 месяцев назад

"i now know all the magic" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU"

@michaelhuff7712 5 месяцев назад

"Goodbye, with such a STRONG last line, Mike!!" The one line I love, so much.

@isthisagoodusername9764 8 месяцев назад

I like the implication that Toya was genuinely a sweet, lovely young man and he just needed a little push from God literally killing him.

@aanrrat1354 8 месяцев назад

No, no he was exactly as twisted from the start, notice he never uses anyones Name during the entire thing. What he needed was power and levarage which he got IMEDIATLY. cuz this is thrashy Isekai. Still its bloody hillarious.

@ShadowReignhart 8 месяцев назад

@@aanrrat1354He did call Tae by their name, albeit in Passing as a sarcastic quip, buy he did say her name.

@n0ame1u1 8 месяцев назад

@@ShadowReignhart He also called Linz by her name in the last scene

@Acid_Portal 8 месяцев назад

Toyua knew FUCKING LUCIFERS PHONE NUMBER. I don’t think he’s the best of us

@n0ame1u1 8 месяцев назад

@@Acid_Portal I personally think he was just trolling God

@thundergames6579 8 месяцев назад

"Would you like a child bride?" Gives off the same energy as "WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY ONE CHILD PLEASE." And I love it.

@edwardschwarz665 8 месяцев назад

@aeonreign6456SAO abridged

@JoeDarkPlatinumJDP 8 месяцев назад

same @aeonreign6456 same

@DSilverio 8 месяцев назад

shits briliant

@AnelorGalor 8 месяцев назад

Hope we dont have to sacrifice a child each time we have an argument. Otherwise, buying that orphanage would have been a good idea.

@Dr.Starbound 8 месяцев назад

@@AnelorGalorin a very offensive yet hilarious Jewish accent

@Ferralsnow 6 месяцев назад

Imagine when he pays the phone bill the money goes to the Kirito is always right foundation

@SolarFluxation 6 месяцев назад

Noooo! They made this into a one-shot?! That sucks, I would’ve loved to see them make a whole series!

@JellyJoce 6 месяцев назад

ITS A ONE SHOT??? 💔💔

@danguy6591 5 месяцев назад

You want them watch that garbage excuse of a show entirely?

@vbarreiro 4 месяца назад

@@danguy6591Yes! They are King Midas! They turn shit into gold that is their whole deal!

@kiptheott5932 4 месяца назад

Apparently they didn't actually enjoy making it at all, since unlike SAO they genuinely do not like the show this is abridging at all and procrastinated on it for months.

@Fanimati0n 8 дней назад

@@kiptheott5932understandable

@casualfanatic4217 8 месяцев назад

SWE continues to turn terrible isekai anime into something gold

@twitching_bot574 8 месяцев назад

Technically they've never done an actual isekai before. SAO is a borderline isekai. Infinite Dendogram and Bofuri are the same. They are close, but it's arguable whether VR really counts as "another world."

@invader_jim2837 8 месяцев назад

@@twitching_bot574 It doesn't but there are enough retards out there who will die on that hill that it "is" an isekai now.

@Dr.Mcstaby 8 месяцев назад

@@twitching_bot574 finally someone gets it

@Dr.Mcstaby 8 месяцев назад

@casualfanatic4217 SAO and smartphone weren't bad shows, I've watched a ton of anime there are way worse shows than these 2 out there.

@invader_jim2837 8 месяцев назад

@@Dr.McstabySOA is fine for the most part but Smartphone was fairly uninspired poo throughout. Just coz there are worse doesn't mean something is good.

@tylercoon1791 8 месяцев назад

Evil Kirito be like: *is generally friendly and pleasant*

@bobono 8 месяцев назад

so evil kirito is reki's kirito, got it.

@Mina_Angel 8 месяцев назад

Till he had his spine shattered. Now crippled and pleading.

@tylercoon1791 8 месяцев назад

@@bobono yes

@AnInsideJoke 8 месяцев назад

Except for the attempt at armed robbery part.

@Oyi_14 8 месяцев назад

@@AnInsideJokeyeah he would have succeeded

@Badmunky64 6 месяцев назад

I love how he dropped the nicknames in a panic at the end.

@Joyful_Traitor 6 месяцев назад

Love the line "I am petty as well as powerful" @ 18:52

@jesusofbullets 8 месяцев назад

Something about hearing Kirito and Goblin slayer professing their love for each other while mugging two women in a dark alley just mindbreaks me. I love SWE so much.

@Cross_Malaki 7 месяцев назад

I thought that was Ban.

@BlazingFire12 7 месяцев назад

@@Cross_Malakiis goblin slayer and Ban

@ddunfuh9239 7 месяцев назад

From what i can tell touya is the goblin slayer dwarf

@CenrelianGuardsmen 6 месяцев назад

As someone allergic to dubbed, I learned something today, maybe I’ll go watch dubbed goblin slayer now 😂

@ryanmorgan7380 6 месяцев назад

I died laughing at this moment

@potahtwah9591 8 месяцев назад

I need it to be expressedly clear, because some people on stream had no idea, this isn't a new series. At the end of an anniversary stream, they unveiled this as an April Fools joke, and then the preview for the latest SAOA episode. They are already making two abridged series, and from what I understand, they dislike actual smartphone anime more than SAO or BNHA.

@Mina_Angel 8 месяцев назад

ah okay thanks for explaining that part, But what is this swebathon deal ppl keep talking about

@potahtwah9591 8 месяцев назад

@@Mina_Angel that is the stream

@Mina_Angel 8 месяцев назад

@@potahtwah9591 ah okay thank you

@norishimogawa6125 8 месяцев назад

Honestly a shame because i loved this

@nolongeraperson 8 месяцев назад

They dislike BHNA????

@needycoolcjsbf9344 3 месяца назад

18:40 “Hold on there one bow, two bow, red bow, blue bow, there’s a process to this”

@Thepotatohidingintheshadows 6 месяцев назад

Mother father Daughter That scene legit broke me I was stuck between violent laughing and coughing fits Everyone thought something was wrong until I showed them in which they said “what is your humor” which led to more laughing fits

@trygveplaustrum4634 8 месяцев назад

*I love how SAO is so taxing and draining that you've decided to abridge an entirely separate series just to delay the inevitable.*

@floricel_112 8 месяцев назад

Not the story. This was a patreon reward request. They hated the show so much they ended up procrastinating on making it like crazy. SAO, they actually like

@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 8 месяцев назад

@@floricel_112"The more you know" thank you

@JustATrippyDuck 8 месяцев назад

I hate this one too tbh, but they made it sooooo much better

@arqueiroXD 8 месяцев назад

Tbh this is worst. Sao still has salvageable stuff...this one the only way to save it is literally to burn every single concept to the ground@@floricel_112

@DigiMaster236 8 месяцев назад

@@floricel_112 Well that doesn't make much sense. The entirety of the fanbase of SAOA hates SAO, so why would SWE be any different?

@darealamana8850 8 месяцев назад

"Ive never felt guilty about taking money before, so why start now" Pure gold right here.

@angry_eck 8 месяцев назад

Yes that is what he took

@roryookane 8 месяцев назад

timestamp: 24:21

@Demonslayre 7 месяцев назад

You clowns can't do this to me. You can't. You already have me waiting eagerly for two, TWO, of your abridged series episodes to release. You can't go dropping another fire abridged on me. This... this is unfair. I NEED MOAR

@wingdinggaster6737 2 месяца назад

It’s a one shot, so you won’t be waiting for episodes for this one

@Demonslayre 2 месяца назад

@@wingdinggaster6737 Correction: I'll be waiting for an eternity.

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia 2 месяца назад

@@Demonslayretheres a MHA Abridged they are doing. Make that a 3 now XD

@Chuckakhan 28 дней назад

Dw there is more

@givecamichips 6 месяцев назад

It's kinda funny, the only person who is both less chaotic and less evil than Toya is literally God.

@dawesome_sauce 8 месяцев назад

Nothing legitimately upsets friends like getting the earworm that makes you bust out singing "WOULD YOU LIKE A CHILDBRIDE?"

@redraptor0680 8 месяцев назад

“Get the maids, We’re gonna need a choir”

@dlm292 8 месяцев назад

WE WOULD LIKE ONE CHILDBRIDE, PLEASE

@katier9725 8 месяцев назад

America moment.

@hotduelist 8 месяцев назад

Died

@mattmiltenberger145 8 месяцев назад

God damn it 🤣🤣🤣@@dlm292

@limerence8365 2 месяца назад

The whole isekai godlike powers but mainly perfectly intelligent women losing all agency and becoming a mindless harem is such an unsettling concept to me and this episode perfectly exemplified that unsettling tone but in a subtle way just goes to show the genius of this video. He's not a humble protagonist, he'd a manipulative control freak and only by witnessing someone worse than him can his character arc comes to any satisfying conclusion.

@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 12 дней назад

Ma, get the camera. Something Witty Entertainment improved another series, again. This time, in less than 30 minutes. Arguably in less than 7 minutes, if we're being honest. Shoutout to Sushi's Father-Husband for managing to make Toya afraid. A man who didn't bat an eye with God or the Devil. Put the fear of Sushi-Daddy in him.

@ax8893 7 месяцев назад

I love how Toya goes from super casual, friendly and understanding to vindictive and theatrical as hell

@Demonslayre 7 месяцев назад

Well, God kinda screwed him. Twice. Its Toy's time now.

@qq-wy7zs 6 месяцев назад

It sounded sarcastic to me. I was under the impression that he understood the whole situation from the beginning and was manipulating the conversation to embarrass God and get his free wishes.

@Tenajeh 6 месяцев назад

I guess you can be super casual and friendly about everything if you are holding Satan by the balls. I do not believe for a second that Lucy is happy to have Toya around as a "friend".

@Neyonius 4 месяца назад

@@qq-wy7zs whaaaaaaat? noooooo... He was just being an understanding victim...

@notchs0son 3 месяца назад

Well when a god smites you on the toilet you lose your caring bone.

@TemporalEcho 8 месяцев назад

“Did somebody say ‘Tombstone fucker?’” I haven’t laughed to the point of tears in years, thank you SWE

@zombiedemon1762 8 месяцев назад

Just imagine.... That time I got reincarnated as a Tombstone fucker.

@skinnywizard6351 8 месяцев назад

@@zombiedemon1762 already making it

@BarioIDL 8 месяцев назад

@@zombiedemon1762 necrophilia ain't that bad for a plot i mean

@zombiedemon1762 8 месяцев назад

@@skinnywizard6351 . Awesome.

@skinnywizard6351 8 месяцев назад

@@BarioIDL Crackin open a cold one with the boys

@boonyd4161 2 месяца назад

"Break a piece of me, do it." The way sushi delivered that line made me so legitimately uncomfortable.

@RicardoMeansKing 6 месяцев назад

I just genuinely love the MC personality in this, a beauty to see

@truehexproof 8 месяцев назад

"I am petty as well as powerful, and fickle as I am fine" is such a fucking well written line

@sandrosliske 8 месяцев назад

And they already set that up with him saying he wanted to be God. So on point

@yukirinbushida605 8 месяцев назад

"Would you like a child bride?". I mean, yeah that's it, that's the whole plot of isekai smartphone right there

@YuuKiira 6 месяцев назад

and being a God

@user-cg7gd5pw5b 6 месяцев назад

Nah you're exaggerating! The average age of his wives is 78 years old. The median age is 13, though, and his harem includes a 10 years old and 2 12 years old, but let's stick to the average.

@Xbalanque84 6 месяцев назад

@@user-cg7gd5pw5b I can't tell if you're joking, and that worries me.

@whateverwhatever4476 6 месяцев назад

Of course it is

@js1031 6 месяцев назад

@@user-cg7gd5pw5bThe fact that he has a fairy who's hundreds of years old in his harem but the average age is only 78 is...greatly disturbing.

@chocolatetobi 6 месяцев назад

The mother-daughter part shocked me twice, as I didn't have my eyes on screen the first time and wanted to rewatch that part.

@Speedj2 21 день назад

"it pipes music directly into your brain" "i'd rather have a headphone jack" this is such a mood

@ssfbob456 8 месяцев назад

"You can trust me, I'm a wizard." That certainly isn't going to be my next D&D character's catch phrase.

@martywilkinson4010 7 месяцев назад

Same!

@davidpoole7098 7 месяцев назад

Bonus points for playing a class other than wizard, double for classes without magic

@jaisummons2304 7 месяцев назад

Rouge: Trust me I'm a wizard Rouge: Does something that looks like magic Rouge: I cast a stealth spell, wearing a brown robe and cotton boots it feels like walking on socks so sneaks without trease. Oil the floor and raising the nails above the floor.

@colby1398 7 месяцев назад

@@jaisummons2304how did you manage to spell rogue incorrectly 3 different times?

@adamnesmith3912 6 месяцев назад

@colby1398 Trust him he's a wizard.

@RolandTheJabberwocky 8 месяцев назад

Abridged series are at their best when you cant tell if they love or despise the source material.

@SuperMadnessmaster 8 месяцев назад

I'm pretty sure it's a little bit of both there. Like, we all know Smartphone isn't a creative masterpiece... But I still had fun reading a few volumes of the novel.

@richiescarf7993 8 месяцев назад

I don’t think they liked it

@kingj9664 8 месяцев назад

@@SuperMadnessmaster So is the king really married to sushi and the blind girl was really their daughter please tell me I'm actually going Insane not knowing the answer

@vienalicaway2585 8 месяцев назад

@@kingj9664 No, the king didn't have child bride but Mc did, the girl is in his harem.

@jackofclubs6229 8 месяцев назад

“They can do both.”

@neccosan 6 месяцев назад

i'm so sad this is a one-shot and not a new series, this is way too good 😭

@Dr.Starbound Месяц назад

I don't know what's funnier That half of this is some of the most quotable lines SWE has ever produced, or that this was the project that reportedly the group hated the most.

@williammilhans5146 8 месяцев назад

The harmonized "would you like a child bride?" absolutely *slayed* me

@yukirinbushida605 8 месяцев назад

I mean. It's basically the whole plot of Isekai Smartphone lmao

@Klaaism 8 месяцев назад

Get the maids!

@OverdriveGamesAnime 8 месяцев назад

We're going to need a choir

@YouTubePurgetheblackplague 8 месяцев назад

25:40

@KirbyKips 7 месяцев назад

My favorite part of the whole video in my opinion

@KahranRamsus 8 месяцев назад

"Does it have a headphone jack?" It pipes music directly into your brain! "I'd rather have a headphone jack." As someone who has sold phones during this time period, this is incredibly relatable.

@ingvarsuigin609 7 месяцев назад

How's life in year 2500?

@spartan9458 7 месяцев назад

Just give me my headphone jack and no one gets hurt. (says while wearing a bluetooth headset for calls, this is NOT to be used for music! just CALLS!) seriously though, Headphone jacks are still very useful. I always wind up buying adapters now and those can be lost...

@johnalogue9832 7 месяцев назад

If we can't get replaceable batteries, a screen that doesn't have a CAMERA CUTOUT, or be free of the bloat/spy/adware whatever carrier oligopoly wants to jam into our OS, the least we could get is a technological standard from the literal 19th century! Arghhghgh. I have much more to add, but I'm done now.

@colby1398 7 месяцев назад

I wish phones still had headphone jacks. Being forced to use bluetooth or not being able to charge the phone is a pain

@johnalogue9832 7 месяцев назад

@@colby1398 Especially stupid in applications where you set down the phone to let it drive the headphone jack, where bluetooth wouldn't make sense. Then you have to manage the battery. Anyways, there are *some* phones with headphone jacks, I just think the carrier oligopilies only "give" you a few brands to choose from in their weird deals. Very, very anticompetitive. I know someone with a Sony smartphone that they got because it had a reputation for not only having the HJ but having good audio in general. But it's not an iPhone or a Samsung, etc.

@kennykurniawan 2 месяца назад

He broke Kirito’s spine, he is truly a God

@xxcoltonxx2540 6 месяцев назад

We need you to abridge the whole series now

@bluej4life183 8 месяцев назад

4 minutes, it took 4 minutes to make him immensely more interesting than he ever was in the show. Respect

@pajwubx1809 8 месяцев назад

And in the manga

@pajwubx1809 8 месяцев назад

And agreed, him coming off as friendly and slowly but surely started to hustle God

@patchworkgolem 8 месяцев назад

@@pajwubx1809And in the novel

@sandrosliske 8 месяцев назад

Wasn't exactly a high bar to pass but they soared over it nevertheless.

@tyler89557 8 месяцев назад

Touya wanting a headphone jack truly spoke to my soul

@Klaaism 8 месяцев назад

Looking at you Apple!

@killian9314 8 месяцев назад

I really wanted to believe one could Drill for it, like the Techrax troll way back when

@themasterofw4295 8 месяцев назад

For sure

@tsdZero1993 7 месяцев назад

So I accidentally hit something on my keyboard and went from "Well, I'd like to be god" and it Fast forwarded it to "Alright you sack of shit, get out of my 5x5" and I laughed so hard.

@wooba849 6 месяцев назад

This is just a group of people that didn't sleep for weeks and wrote the visions they saw as they struggled to stay awake. Great content, best I've seen from this channel in like a year.

@Boomer212 8 месяцев назад

You've successfully bumped a hard 3/10 show to a solid 9. I most certainly did not expect this abridged. Ever. From anyone. But you nailed it, Muffin.

@iriszeldaana 8 месяцев назад

tbf they gained their first project was abridging sao so it’s not like they’re unfamiliar with the practice

@MyKeyOFCL 8 месяцев назад

the other smartphone abridged was just.. oh god. it was even worse than the original series somehow

@DSilverio 8 месяцев назад

i fucking love this lol mny friends are like oh god we found what you would be like in a isekai dear god an they shared this

@Narrator1 8 месяцев назад

This show was such a banal, naked power fantasy, I knew there was going to be attempts to Abridge it. I didn't know that none other than Something Witty was going to be one of the attempts. I hope they nail this one to the cross.

@DSilverio 8 месяцев назад

@@Narrator1 oh they will an they already regret it

@uknownhero2764 8 месяцев назад

Is this an out of season April Fools joke? Because I'm all for it, let's see if they can polish a trash fire.

@mariochaosspear 8 месяцев назад

After all they've done with SAO, maybe they can make it work.

@thomaslaing6800 8 месяцев назад

Yes, it is; they premiered the episode on twitch (near) April Fools Day after doing a full watch through of the series and hinting there would be a surprise at the end.

@theheroneededwillette6964 8 месяцев назад

Really? I didn’t think it was that bad…

@Punched_Kuze 8 месяцев назад

@@theheroneededwillette6964So did I before noticing the sudden increase of OP Kirito (Non-abridged version) harem protagonists with cheats and able to solve everything making everyone seem incompetent or weak except for the main cast but underestimated by literally everyone only to then be folded by the protagonist because they counter all enemy types including but not limited to bandits, adventurers, boss monsters, leaders of the demon army, etc, popping up everywhere and eventually coining the trope as a Kirito being the easiest protagonist to write as a self-insert character that is relatable even though they’re Demi-humans which turns them into characters for a power fantasy which although not a bad concept immediately makes them bland without proper writing as there’s no development for them most of the time. Edit: Sorry for the longest sentence without proper punctuation. Edit 2: Could be wrong but there’s also the “for his neutral special he wields a gun” trope?

@theheroneededwillette6964 8 месяцев назад

@@Punched_Kuze I don’t think this one specifically started that. And again, I don’t really mind that. It’s kind of like old Superman. It’s not a interest in if, it’s and an interest in how.

@ShadyDoorags 2 месяца назад

The line delivery on "and as FRIENDS!" always sends me.

@AnonymousAnonymous-gh5fs 6 месяцев назад

It is nothing short of Devastatingly Tragic that this is only a One Shot

@bio9leader60 8 месяцев назад

"Through what mechanism do you think you could stop me?" Is honestly my favorite line.

@louisduarte8763 8 месяцев назад

Mine's "I've never felt guilty about accepting money before, so why start now?" And the Helicarrier speech.

@sassyNsarcastic 8 месяцев назад

Probably the kind of mentality that would've allowed him to create the cure for Cancer in the future😂🤣😂

@SATELLITEDOWN7735 8 месяцев назад

Lol "I thought she was your daughter not your wife!?" "She can be both" "NO! that's the WORST answer"

@philipweber9545 8 месяцев назад

Crusader kings:

@YouTubePurgetheblackplague 8 месяцев назад

24:50

@YouTubePurgetheblackplague 8 месяцев назад

Daughters plural 😂😂😂😂

@GSBarlev 5 месяцев назад

So, I'm not familiar with the source material-seems like the plot is that The Almighty sends a teenager *with nothing but their smartphone* to a magical world where they are _the most competent_ individual by a long mile? I didn't realize _Pokémon Legends: Arceus_ had an anime adaptation...

@dervakommtvonhinten517 6 месяцев назад

even after rewatching this a couple of times, this remains one of, if not the best abridged episode i have ever seen.

@shamelesscoder7737 8 месяцев назад

"The guy who cures cancer ok-" had me dying lmao

@nicholashernandez4611 8 месяцев назад

Hope they can treat that for you. Since, you know, God killed the guy who was going to cure it.

@AAAAAAAAA..... 8 месяцев назад

Cancer'nt

@aetriandimitri190 8 месяцев назад

Holy sht this guy makes Kirito look like a paragon. I love it

@YaBoiChipsAhoy 8 месяцев назад

I love it, Kirito was a bad person who became better, Toya is a good person who became a vile piece of shit the moment he had the opportunity of power.

@existentialchar 8 месяцев назад

@@YaBoiChipsAhoyToya had Satan's number before he went to heaven, so he's just good at not showing anything until he wants to

@AnInsideJoke 8 месяцев назад

@YaBoiChipsAhoy And yet, Touya managed to find someone EVEN WORSE than him.

@aetriandimitri190 8 месяцев назад

@@AnInsideJoke he might be a power hungry asshole, but he crosses the line at sexism and pedophilia, professionals have standards

@pitioti 8 месяцев назад

@@existentialchar Now you said it, SWE-Touya is a mix of Kirito and Asuna, looks like Yui got a little brother :'D

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia 2 месяца назад

On one hand, Disappointing this is just a one shot. But on the other hand, We need to secure SAOA

@epsi 7 месяцев назад

25:27 I loved your attention to detail here.

@zedrt7261 8 месяцев назад

I live SWE's style of rewriting generic isekai fantasy into goofy charcater dramas with an uncomfortable but funny amount of incest

@ttd0000 8 месяцев назад

Do they do that often? Last I checked they were removing the incest from SAO.

@thewingedone1172 8 месяцев назад

@@ttd0000I was very dissapointed, I exprected them to go wild with incest humor and they just cut it all down.

@none-ro9dz 8 месяцев назад

@@thewingedone1172 to be honest i think the vibe with SAOA was more "lets take a crappy show and turn it into a masterpiece" whereas this is more "this show is fucking irredeemable, lets just make fun of it"

@FirstLast-wk3kc 8 месяцев назад

@@ttd0000they make some crimes the global problem in each project. Sao ainkrad - Arseny Allo - Cannibalism Here it's different i guess... Anyway if u watch 6:40 their streams (at least post series commentary) u would know that they HATE incest in sao and it wasn't even a question if they will change it.

@joshuawilliams4314 8 месяцев назад

@@none-ro9dzam I the only one who liked this show it was funny

@millenniumpidgey 8 месяцев назад

I just realized how badly toya wanted to get out of that place that he referred to linze by her actual name.

@Neoansho 8 месяцев назад

At which time making?

@romanhorizon 7 месяцев назад

9:20 That tone shift of acceptance, from Hmmmmmm, to a enthusiastic Hm, Hmmmmmmm! *Peak voice acting*

@r0cketm00se3 5 месяцев назад

"Well I'm not gonna fight you on it, obviously." Excellent work, perfect delivery. It took me a second to see the brilliance of the immediate callback.