FAZBEAR FAMILY | Animated Pizzeria Simulator Rap! 

LYRICS HERE! They're too long for the description... xD VERSE 1 Open up the doors and let them in Gotta mop the floors and clear the bins! Better check the stores and order in! Don’t you just adore this sort of thing? Welcome to Fazbear Training and your new career! Please just ignore the staining, the last guy disappeared. Management may be frustrating, it's gonna be weird. To hold team meetings as the only employee here! It's guaranteed that you'll probably succeed Cutting corners is just how you achieve Remember that return customers are key So try to let at least a few of them leave Lally's Lollies! You'll have a lolly good time! CHORUS Welcome to the Fazbear Family! Clean family fun! (With some tragedy) You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy) Who's scared of a little liability? Health and Safety? More of a Luxury. You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here VERSE 2 Hear the creaking of gears creep in your ears Deep secrets we have been keeping for years Can you keep from their teeth and your sheets from arrears? No funeral cover, so sort your affairs Who would think this could be such a lethal career? That cuddly creatures could leave you in tears? No culinary teachers could leave you prepared For guarding the kitchen while screaming in fear You gotta be kidding me, Kiddies come here? For tyrannical mechanical murderous bears? I was planning for a life as a restaurateur So, robotics was probably an awful idea! Now I’m the boss of a cursed pizzeria I'm no villain, just an innocent entrepreneur I want to fill children with fun and with cheer! Not kill them and fill them with pistons and gears! Marty's Plungers! Nothin' goes down that can't come up! CHORUS Welcome to the Fazbear Family! Clean family fun! (With some tragedy) You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy) Who's scared of a little liability? Health and Safety? More of a Luxury. You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here VERSE 3 So, play the music, light the lights You're gonna get a private show tonight Discount items might be nice But save too much, you'll pay the price! There's a world of cheap attractions to buy! Or save the cash and find them outside That pestilent elephant is a hell of a find But a malevolent element could develop inside We're gonna get you to the end of the week Now you can run a restaurant effortlessly ‘Cus you can clean the toilets at the press of a key! Just check the ball pit for any fleshy debris Flo's Glossy Floss! The first step to true romance! CHORUS Welcome to the Fazbear Family! Clean family fun! (With some tragedy) You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy) Who's scared of a little liability? Health and Safety? More of a Luxury. You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here Hey, BonBon! It's the birthday boy! VERSE 4 Well hello again! Here we go again! Start the show again! I think we all know the direction this is going in! You sit by the vents and prevent us getting in Then get a big hug from a friendly exoskeleton! No use in fleeing, you're feeding a sequence, keeps repeating No time for grieving, the scene is teeming with demon playthings Reeking and leaking, unspeakable freaks who need spring cleaning Just keep the springs dry! Or you’ll end up screaming! It’s safe to say you aren’t what we all expected But you’re a gift and it’d be rude to just reject it We were built to dance and sing but we’re infected So make us whole, feed us the souls that you’ve collected BRIDGE I’m not a monster, I just want to be liked Am I what you designed, daddy? Do you feel pride? I want to talk about these feelings deep inside But every time I open up some children tend to die! VERSE 5 Congratulations, your probation was a triumph! But we're afraid that you're now surplus to requirement Unfortunately, we will need to keep you silent You'll find our severance package gets a little violent! CHORUS Welcome to the Fazbear Family! Clean family fun! (With some tragedy) You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy) Who's scared of a little liability? Health and Safety? More of a Luxury. You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here!

Stupendium: let’s make all the FNAF 6 characters sing Lefty: when do I sing Stupendium: you don’t

"Who's scared of a little liability?" _Markiplier: Lefty is 5 dollars!_

can we just... take a moment to appreciate how this man sung EVERY part, including Baby's???

Am I the only one who just noticed that after Molten Freddy asks if its getting hot in here, Scraptrap does a little “not this again” groan. This guy is the man!

I wanna hear a FULL Funtime Freddy song cause i lOve ThaT VoIcE

I was about to be like, “I like how Henry is British all of a sudden,” then I realized the artist is British.

I can't stop listening to Baby's part in the song, the way the two voices overlap. The first says lines like she does in the game and the second voice is the one that's actually singing and is filled with emotion. I mean, she IS 1/2 murderous robot and 1/2 tortured soul which just makes this song EVEN MORE AMAZING. "Am I what you designed, Daddy? Do you feel pride?" I don't know why that hits me so hard but it does...! * hugs stupendium coz he deserves it *

When Baby starts singing I love the detail that you can hear a different voice coming from both sides. It’s like both the spirit of Elizabeth and Baby are singing at the same time.

I think my favorite thing about this song is HOW ACCURATE it is to the game. Within the first minute we don't hear or see anything dangerous because that's what the game did on Night 1. It lured you into a weird sense of false security as no one knew what to expect as the game just acted like a pizza simulator. Then as the song progresses, everything gets grimier and darker as the game gets more dangerous. Absolutely fantastic attention to detail.

I like how Stupendium just had a voice for horror game protagonists that stays relatively consistent. I'd like to learn more about this person and how they end up in all these situations.

“Well hello again! Here we go again! Start the show again!” DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT IN BACK TOGETHER

Molten Freddy: "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" ** BURNS TO DEATH **

The Molten and Afton part is so creepy.....wonderful

dat animation tho Fantastic as always! =D

Your design for scraptrap looks better than the actual design

It's been a whole ass year and I'm still addicted to this, Jesus Christ lmao

Stupendium: "Ahh finally, my Tattle tail rap is finished! Now I can finally kick back, relax, maybe go out..." Scott Cawthon: "FNAF 6 is out everyone!" Stupendium: "Welp nevermind"

The "I'm not a monster, I just want to be liked" is actually quite sombre and hits hard everytime I hear it. I've listened to this many, many times starting in 2018, jeez time flies but fantastic songs like this always pull you back.

Holy hell, I just realised the lyrics of the falling Helpy's have shadows that match up with the lights being shown in the background. That's honestly an insane attention to detail.

Would LOVE to see this song get the next remaster. Always really enjoyed this one and with how much stup has improved in the past 5 years I think it could go HARD

4:28 woah. I love how you find every aesthetic for the right games and incorporate it perfectly into the song while rapping and animating amazingly!

Top notch voices for Scrap Baby, Freddy, and Scraptrap! Best I've heard in a while!

This is literally the best FNAF song I've ever heard!

The fact that this man hasn’t got millions of sub is criminal, this guy makes fantastic music

Who else thinks The Stupendium is under rated?? i love you Stupendium 💟

"but when I open up Some children tend to die" Me: funny reference I see

The lyrics in this (As well as every of your songs) are genius, and the "I want to talk about these feelings deep inside But every time I open up some children tend to die!" is truly genius

"Ya gonna get a private show tonight" Me: How about a no? the song was amazing

whoever was voicing molten freddy did a *really* good job, props to them.

I love what you did with the lyrics, the actual singing in the background while the characters would talk in the “foreground” as it were. Also loved how Helpy started slowly deteriorating of the course of the song.

I LOVE the animation on Molten Freddy, his shadow is beautiful

5:06 HE IS JUGGLING EYES! I JUST NOTICED! I both love and hate this detail but I’ll lean on the side of “this is one of my favorite songs you’ve made.”

Nobody talked about the Ad transitions! Those are really good!

(Little spoiler warning for the books) 4:06 - 4:15 I'm not a monster, I just want to be liked Am I what you designed, daddy? Do you feel pride? Page 172 of Five Nights at Freddys The Fourth Closet. "The animatronic girl had returned to her former appearance. William Afton watched her with a gleam of pride. Welp everyone it's confirmed daddy does feel pride!

4:27 is amazing. I love how they take all the characters goals and back stories and make them into their own personal world. Since Molten Freddy is basically ennard but without baby, it’s of course a really fun terrifying ball pit circus thingy. Scrap trap is all burnt and destroyed because of the Fnaf three fire, and scrap baby‘s walls are just covered in blood because she wants to be like her dad and kill people. And then you of course have Susie’s death in the minigame. Best part of this song

1:19 shout out to the genre of Stupendium character that's just "Evil gruff Brooklyn accent with demonic backup singers", gotta be one of my favourite genders fr 🙏

Excellent work on Springtrap and Funtime Freddy's voice, you were spot on, expecially with Funtime Freddy

in the corner when Molten Freddy turns up you can see the words "DONE GOT SCOOPED" nice GTLive reference 🤣

The William voice sounded PERFECT

4:45 I just noticed this, on the right, on Foxy's poster: "Foxy says: Remember... stab children. With sharp objects!" And I'm sorry but it's just so funny

God damn that hallway scene at 4:26

This entire song is incredible but the one part I *GOTTA* talk about is the “Salvage” stage of the song where Molten and the Scraps sing, easily the best part 3:21 this entire part is incredible, especially both the Scraps, Afton’s final line is great, “keep the springs dry, or you end up screaming” so menacing 🗿🍻🗿 Elizabeth and the dual voices sound incredible and the solo after is great, the way the background voice says “am I what you designed Daddy, do you feel pride?” So good, noticed how Elizabeth’s main voice is sadly speaking, but her background voice is singing the same words, it really makes you feel the whole possession plot, Elizabeth is justifiably terrified while Baby just sings, almost unknowing what is truly happening. cant get over this song, 4 years later. Edit: the line where Elizabeth says “I want to talk about these feelings inside, but every time I open up, some children tend to die” perfect. Edited Edit: “the crusts aren’t all that’s getting stuffed here” enough said. Absolutely genius. Edited Edited Edit: this entire paragraph comment for about a minute of just talking to a sequence of sound waves played through a square with lights that glow colors. crazy. Imagine a full song breakdown… Edited Edited Edited Edit: in the FNaF VR song, the first three lines (Freddy’s lines) are “Hello again! Here we go again! Start the show again!” Molten Freddy’s first three lines are “Hello again! Here we go again! Start the show again!” References 🗿🍻🗿

Baby's part was so absorbing I had to re-listen multiple times! The whole song is filled with my favorite kinds of wordplay and rhythm so I know I'll be Faving and listening again soon!

This song is da wae. On a serious note, this song is the true definition for perfection. The chorus is my favourite part. The darker aspect of this game gave you a massive opportunity and you took it to make this very creative piece of music. Thank you for making this song as it has been your greatest so far. Edit : Thank you for the heart!

Damn Freddy ya can rap 3:17

This is the first Stupendium song I've heard, and I still love it, even seven months after my first listen. Defo a hidden gem in Greg's channel, and something that deserves an istant remaster version in my opinion (it might be impossible to make this song even better, but Neath be damned a man can dream lmfao)

I’d like to see someone try and animate this. They won’t do justice for this amazingly animated and produced song! This is how you know that it’s a Stupendium production! When you physically can’t top it, you know it’s by Stupendium!

I've been bouncing around through RU-vid and I heard Find The Keys,then Milk Milk Lemonade,after that Way Deeper Down and finally ended my night on this one... Your music and videos are spectacular,but your lyrical skills are INCREDIBLE! So many puns in one place, you're a master making them!

First time I thought Kellen really sing as Molten Freddy lol

3:20 well hello again start the show again hoping it'll end but you know that it will never end, it sounds like Back together

It’s been two years and this song is still stupendous (get it?)! I can imagine poor Micheal just terrified out of his mind while all this is happening.

Who voiced Funtime Freddy cause this was spot on

5:28 Jack o chica's line in UCN

The unsettling introduction and out of place ads really did well in creating the atmosphere... When the got to the slower paced parts, there's a sense of being trapped and utter immersion, I love it! Keep up the good work!

This is DEFINITELY Stupes’ best music video yet! The way it mixes horror with humor and employee training… wow. Just wow

Something tells me you had fun with molten Freddy's voice.

That first animated ad tricked me because I genuinely thought it was a real ad for one moment and pressed my finger over the *Skip Ad* button Damn Stupendous, nice music video as always, already catchy within the first 10 sec of the song starting, love that bit with the feminine voice with Baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, The Stupendium is underrated, and you know it too!

I absolutely love Elizabeth’s part! I think of the higher and smoother voice as the animatronic, and the more real voice as Elizabeth.

Baby:”I’m not a monster I just want to be liked” Me:I love baby’s voice

Anger cause of all of the dislikes, CURSE YOU ALL WHO DISLIKED THIS MASTERPIECE OF A VIDEO I love your videos dude, considering this game is one of my favorites They are made very well and WHOA! THIS IS JUST LIKE.. NO WORDS FOR IT! AMAZING

This deserves an instant remaster.

I can't believe I only found this masterpiece yesterday. After listening to your other fnaf songs I like the little references. For example: Molten Freddy's lines "Well hello again, start the show again" are the exact same as the opening lines of the song Back Together. It's just amazing seeing your older works.

You never disappoint

This is as close as FNAF Pizzeria Simulator song can be....IT HAS ADDS IN THE SONG!!!!! that's impressive

At first I was wondering why the line “Then you get a hug from a friendly exoskeleton!” wasn’t “Then you get a hug from a friendly endoskeleton!”, and then I remembered how Molten Freddy looks in game and realized *pretty much everything’s on the outside anyway*

Okay this is actually the first time I've seen this song I think? And honestly, though you've improved an actual incredible amount over all these years, this is honestly really good!! Also the "well hello again, here we go again, start the show again" line! I remember that in back together and I never knew it was a callback haha!! My goodness Stupes you're amazing!

That was actually amazing, absolutely fantastic mate! Well done!

*"Is iT gETtiInG hOt iN hERe, oR Is iT jUSt mE?"*

How- I- The voices are WAY too accurate. The animation just makes it 10000x better. I love this song too much.

3:48 i love this part

This was Amazing! The audio and visuals were phenomenal! Though, some parts of this video seem to be 2d and 3d, what software did you use to create this effect? :3

3:16 Freddy: Hey BonBon, it's the birthday boy! BonBon: okay got my rap ready!

I had a dream where I worked at a pizzeria with wayy too many dead children. I then woke up in a burning building. So weird!! I love this song so much 10/10 but I’m burning alive right now

dang that's one good helpy voice.

JEEZ. You worked really hard on this didn’t ya mate? WHATEVER IT CAME OUT GREAT WOO HOO GREAT JOB! (Oh also, Helpy is adorable but snapping his necc will make him ded and Springtrap or Scrapcrap tells horrible jokes now after burning in two fires and NOT dying.) I’m just ranting sorry but it’s great and I loved it! Edit: 😂😂😂😂 I only just realised that’s Funtime Freddy/Molten Freddy’s voice at the end when he says “Is it getting hot in here, or it just me? 😂. Also Helpy is so cute at the end when it shows you other videos and stuff YAY

This is catchy!!! And the voices god dang!

4:06 I love this part the most.

Where did the time go, I remember when this was new. It's really been 4 years of amazing songs, doesn't feel that long..man...what an amazing ride.

Did you do Molten Freddy's voice? And if so how'd you get so spot on? :0

I love the funtime Freddy animation a big hug from a friendly endoskeleton

Listening to this after all these years is truly a masterpiece.

Why I will no be subscribed before!? I keep hearing this song every day and I love it! Oh God, I feel so bad. YOU NEED MORE SUBSCRIBERS OMG - start to crying- I see in one comment... You animated this, right? Let me say to you this, _I'm your fan_ ;;o;; 👏💖💖💖

Every other fnaf song was cringey and predictable. This one is the best. Can't stop listening. It's been stuck in my head for about 4 days now. Awesome work! Keep it up!

Another 10/10 rap. I am stupendously in awe

the molten freddy voice makes me want to actually hug it

This is AMAZING and I love scrap circus babies voice!!!nice job!!! And I love how you even added the lyrics in the comments outstanding!!!!if I had 1000$I'd give you all of it because that's how good it is!!!

As always it's almost haunting how much effort you put into your content.

God, I love your artwork, animation and voices! This is AWSOME! I really wish you have very very big number of subscribers! You really deserve more attention for your work

I just realised, I don't know if it was intentional or not, but the line from scrap baby "everytime I open up some children tend to die", at first, it seems to just say when she opens up on her feelings, but it could also mean when she "open up" phisically, aka when she opens up her body to use her scooper and capture kids

I like how the small bear (I forgot his name, I think it’s helpy?) becomes more decayed over time lol. Also, you are a great voice actor. The baby voice affect is really clever. Also the molten Freddy bit with his shadow reminds me of that one part with the fox on splash mountain

That animation! I will never understand how a human being can go out and create perfection like this. Also, those advertisement sections were hilarious.

*DONE GOT SCOOPED*

I’ve noticed something pretty cool: When helpy says “tragedy” or “lobotomy” you can actually hear scraptrap in the background. I only heard it with headphones. Edit: spelling

I adore this video, its full of so much charm and detail ^^ The music is also really awesome ^^

WOW when you did the freddy you actually sounded like kellen Goff dude :D

ok so this song and video is so bizzare (in a good way!) and honestly??? thats what makes it stand out from the rest of the fnaf songs. its not like any other ive heard and thats pretty impressive. keep up the good work :)

I had to subscribe The songs lyrics vocals and music is fantastic I absolutely loved the impressions And the graphics are outstanding 👏👏👏

(see's 665 dislikes) "i'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move!"