FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump's Safe 

What else do you think is in Trump's safe?

Again the Bee shows the absurdity of our government! Priceless FJB

They forgot about the most important piece of evidence - he had several mattress tags, that clearly stated "Do not remove under penalty of law".

He hated America so bad he wouldn't even accept a paycheck. Despicable

I've never heard the FBI be so honest before.

I'm so happy they're finally being frank and transparent.

I'm surprised Scolder and Mulley found that much. And to think I was starting to doubt our federales.

This satire video is 100 tomes more professional than the actual FBI.

Department of Injustice

Agent Scoulder and Agent Mully, keep up the great work. The truth is out there.

It's scary when the satire is truer to reality than what is called "news."

GENIUS!! Oh, and Defund the FBI Gestapo!

Once again. She nails it. The shame she feels after that home alone joke that did not land with the look on her face and then sliding her sunglasses back on was perfect.

Love the birth certificate and the kick stand! Effing hilarious!

Once again the Bee delivers the highlight of my day.

The funniest part the Feds told him to get a 2nd lock 🔐........ then they had the audacity to say why is there 2 locks on the safe WTF.....love you guys at the Bee

“We’re gonna go ahead and show you these top secret stuff ” -FBI agent to the entire world

Now that's what I call transparency!! Brandon's kickstand lol

Great job Chad and Karen! Please take over for SNL due to this 4 min clip being funnier than anything they do.

The FBI, from now on, should be referred to as the FIB.

"We could best leave that film, Home Alone". I felt her pain in the following seconds.

Let’s hope we continue to look back at this as nonsense and be able to laugh about it once all these stalkers get convicted or fired

The Firefly Season 2 joke was absolute gold.

I think this is going to age very well over time. This was funny. We appreciate what you are doing.

I started loosing it at the birth certificate. Well done!

No matter how much you pick on the FBI, it's just not enough!

Honestly, it's like the govt is the crazy ex-girlfriend that cannot get over her last boyfriend.

The Bee is hitting the nail on the head once again!

This seems like the most accurate press conference the fbi has held 🤣 🤦🏼‍♂️

But can we all take a moment to appreciate that Trump's creepy stalkers snuck into his house to check out the toilet?

Stealing the remote control alone is treasonous. I mean, when Joe finally sits down after a long day of raiding the ice cream machine and trying to stay lucid all he wants to do is veg out on the tv in the Lincoln room. But did he get to? No! He had to wait 2 hours for a replacement and then another hour for it to be programmed properly, only to realize the buttons on the replacement were far too small and difficult to read, and by then it was bedtime anyway.

They forgot to show the tags he tore off the mattresses and pillows.

I'm glad you guys told me what you found in the safe. WE GOT HIM NOW. 😃

I laughed so hard at the kick stand.....😂😂😂

Sculder and Mully…I love it! X-Files lives!!!

The Bee found more than the actual raid! Good work guys

This is genius, original & needs to be seen everywhere, including those in power now!

As a very dedicated nerd, I knew that there had to be a Firefly Season 2 that being held secretly next to JFK's brain, which conclusively shows that somebody was in fact shooting from the grassy knoll, and the fake version of the declaration of independence that everybody believes is real although Nic Cage has the original

Thank you so much for finding those McDonalds receipts. Don’t know what our country would have done without those.

Big ups for the Firefly shout out and, as always, thank you for pointing out the absurd in the world.

You forgot the ‘do not remove under penalty of law’ tag on his mattress, that’s probably what they will indict him for

I knew this video was a joke as soon as I saw "FBI Reveals"

Well done FBI for finally stepping up to the plate and telling the truth!

I feel like they went into his estate with a box full of folders with top secret markings , so they could just spread them out an photograph them.

Its incredible how you got the footage of the actual FBI press conference

Perhaps the FBI was actually after "The American Book of Secrets" that Trump took for bathroom reading.

15 boxes of Unedited copies of home alone...before they cut trump out.

Firefly season two? That's it, impeach him a third time for not releasing that to the public!

Excellent! The mini shampoo bottles got me.🤣

It’s so reassuring to know we have this fine crew keeping everyone honest.

Since the "Onion" channel disappeared, you guys came on gang-busters! Love the comedy here!!

😂 Love the Firefly reference. Wish there was a second season.

That birth certificate joke got me good

So glad that season two of Firefly is finally back in safe hands. I can hardly wait for it to be declassified and released to the public once and for all. Any luck finding season two of Vinyl??

The kickstand...brilliant!

The unaired season 2 of Firefly??? He kept this from the public. Disgusting.

Rumor has it He also has Joe Biden‘s training wheels

Good lord the kick stand killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Genius! Hilarious! Babylon Bee does it again! BRAVO!! 👏👏👏👏

I hope the Trump family watches/reads BB. You ROCK.

Come on Agents..."Deplorable" not "Despicable" Very funny skit!

The Babylon Bee is (perhaps) my new favorite channel for political (real world [sadly] issues) satire... I'd love to see BB on cable networks 🤟

I love The Bee. Keep up the good work!

Nailed it! Exactly what you'd expect from the federal bureau of iniquity.

I’m sure you guys aren’t too far off on what actually happened but you did leave off the near frantic struggle to see which FBI agent could raid Melania’s panty drawer first. After all, it was about national security.

Very nice to see that the Bee has finally given up on satire and focused on the truth. We don't need people posting artificial comedy online. Thanks Bee!

I got upset when I read the title. I was hoodwinked! This is great Satire! Thanx and God Bless those responsible for this great video!

The most egregious thing found in Trump’s vault was a mint set of He-Man action play figures. Oh the horror!

They found the routing maps for DC area ice cream trucks which were immediately returned to Biden.

To be honest, the part that cracked me up the most was when see stood up and you realize she's not in full uniform

OMG so glad you are back!!!!!!!

I love this stream! Thank you Bee!

This is irrefutable proof that our institutions are trustworthy and unbiased.

I can’t believe he really had all of those items in his home. I would have kept them in a bank safety deposit box.

You guys are priceless. Thank you for making me laugh. You did a good job depicting what the fbi has come to.

Somehow each item was better than the one before. Thanks for always making me laugh

You are truly a Diamond 💎in the rough Babylon Bee. Thank you for the laughs and the best satire in modern times!! Has SNL tried to hire you to write for them? 😂🤣

Brilliant as always.!

Refreshing honesty thank you for sharing and speaking out

You guys are priceless . Thank you .

Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me

I can't believe DRUMPF had the nerve to put stuff in his safe like that! Surely this is the end of DRUMPF!

absolute gold! i just smiled for the first time today thanks to your pair, not because im an utter misery but the state of the world kind of is and i live in the uk which makes it instantly worse to be alive. i actually had a policeman question me one day because i was "smiling too much" while riding my bike through town and it was suspicious 🤣 i was personally surprised he had the time as i thought policing twitter or dancing at pride parades was on top of the uk police agenda thesedays. i subscribed or whatever anyway. you guys really are funny as hell, keep it up

Please do another one on raiding Melania's closet. That could be pure gold.

Season 2 of firefly stings so hard . Love the references

You people are brilliant.

LMFAO at bike kickstand and Firefly season 2. Well done!

Epic. This is the kind of episode that they talk about on Late Nite TV.

They forgot the toilet seat cover that says "Sanitized for your protection"....or the tags from pillows. That IS a federal crime. It says so on the tag.

I think under the freedom of information act Fire Fly Season Two should be released to all of us! The world deserves to see these episodes.

I nearly fell out of my chair when she unveiled Biden’s kickstand! Too funny, U all hit it out of the park again!

Thanks Babylon Bee. Y’all always deliver the truth and clarify everything we hear on the news.

Sadly this is an accurate depiction of the FBI today!

I love real humor!!! The Babylon Bee is the best! 😆😂😎😍

Thank you Babylon bee

The way she meekly puts her shades back on after her joke bombed, lol! I love this stuff.

One of the times I had to work with this group on a warrant search , I told them if they were half as Dialed in as Mulder and Scully, they would be a decent organization! They happened to SCREW up the detail as they forgot to put an agent on the rear of the house 😤

Existentially despicable...

These are the people who REALLY belong on Saturday Night Live!!!

Great stuff Bee! As always. Good to see the FBI finally coming to their senses and being transparent with us all...and I love their impromptu review and critique of Home Alone vs Home Alone 2 that they throw in there.