Fedsmoker: The Schizophrenic Vigilante 

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“YaseethissArrrrm???”

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That's awesome

That’s reincarnation, brother. You followed proto 🇺🇸

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She probably has her crib wired up with cameras already lol

oh so cute!

Fantastic. One of my favorite lines. I wonder how many people actually get this reference. Especially out here in bat country. BTW - Any chance you know where I can score some adrenachrome? Just don’t take too much. You’ll get brain bubbles.

​@@youknowvoodoo25840 cc's plus copious amounts of fatback and liquor oughta do you if you're looking to have a hazy recollection of the conversation later.

Limes??? What limes?

@@youknowvoodoo258 FINISH THE STORY. What about the glands?

Reminds me of the crazy meth addicts and the crackheads, us heroin addicts were mostly pretty chill until shit popped off or we needed to get high lol. Everyone has limits though, I NEVER hurt or stole from someone who couldn’t afford it tbh IMO. Boosting out the stores was my shit.. OK way long 10+ story short.. He’s like a way more off Chris Farley, who started banging meth and was absolutely unpredictable. I feel blessed I’ve spent time around enough irrational and dangerous people who are unstable so these people don’t worry me too much. That’s came with a lot of interesting/uncomfortable situations.. he’s the kinda guy you’d have to kill if he snapped on you, legit crazy.. gotta stab and shot that boy SMH WOW. He was abrasive and kinda an asshole but he had a good heart, I guess IDK, man this is why I’m no longer running Methadone Mile in Boston getting high, ducking police and destroying myself trying to mask all the pain. You’ll see some crazy shit out on those city streets.. Crazy Chris Farley man SMH

Check out old Denis Leary sometime. He was one of the most violent smokers to date.

He seems really coked up he is talking through his teeth most clips. Unless thats just how he is but it reminds me of a meth or coke abuser

Well that's smokers for ya

He’s like a walking heart attack kind of like Alex jones

​@@DREDD_BOTThe way he holds it is weird

Hahahahahaha..holy shit

Don't use God's holy name to blasphemy!

I love this dude

link to original video?

Duke Nukem comparison is hilarious

He's like an evil clone of Dog the bounty hunter

ooohhhh yea!! I was trying to think of who he reminded me of!! 😂

Nah... definitely more like RANDY SAVAGE MMMMMMYEEEEEEEEAHHH!

⁠@@jason.larsenthedanishgreek1226maybe all 3 related 😳

Alex Jones fucked Chris Farley..

​@stevealan6113 oh my god. You've figured it oit

He's been deceased for a long time.

With the hair. Goes well with his crazy personality.

More like kingcobrajfs

Randy savage had a few sper.ms in the mix

Not even close

The bounty hunter dog was a collective disgrace

That’s an apt metaphor, I give it a metaphor out of metafive 👏👏👏

And I’ve heard that we are all born equal 🤪

You missunderstand the point of the lolcow community. The point is not to "call out" anyone but instead to laugh at them and get entertainment from them. Thats why they are called lolcows, because they are milked for lols.

@@rickjohnson1719 oh no, I get it. But why have a card game now promoting them and the ones that supposedly make fun of them? Seems like an inception like means of entertainment but not in an interesting way. I get it. Gotta make that money. But don’t try and act like it’s anything else than just making money

I clicked this video and began thinking, "wait.. I think I've heard this channels name before in a negative light somehow.." and then that thought made complete sense after the ad started playing

Are these people using the internet for the first time?

natedawg a pred too

And Jupiter is a predator and orangutan.

White Bowser isn't a predator, he's a pwedator.

Water is wet

Every time I say PREDATOR I get a 24hr ban

He has so much charisma

High key

He's actually completely based.

@@eisleyism based god

Hes very based. Much love to the crazy dude. Such a cool saga I missed out on

When you’re feathering it!

Good morning Julia

This guy's usage of commas confirms the story

Badass

I remember when i met him,, dude was very chill and polite i could believe it.. what a nice schizo,, he is my idol .

Audentum!!

Nah bruh was batshit wackadoo lol

U just lost ur life bud

​@@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandlehow'd you get a job here anyway f***face.

We got tha chat logs. Ya tryna meet up with a child huh? We’ll give us a smile for tha camera CREEP CATCHEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!

We got tha chat logs.

​@@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle ur lossing ur job bud

A legend! 😂

oh is this guy boogie’s shaman?

Let’s hope in the Mad Max universe you understand how to use proper grammar so we can understand what you are trying to say

@@jimmy_junk Yeah grammar, known to be a big tenet of the Mad Max universe. Maybe you can find a better constructed joke there too.

For real. Some people were legitimately born in the wrong era. It's kind of tragic.

lol! Fedsmoker runs Barter Town!

More like he did a line of crank

​@@timothykappel198 jet+phsycho

Wasn't this ultimate warriors protocol?

Fallout 😊​@@TheGlowingGhoul98

I can tell you have never done acid, this is meth.....

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My thought exactly!

He would’ve stole the show had he been on TPB just playing himself lol

Bro don't put down trailer park boys like that, Even Ricky bubbles and Julian have way more class than this guy. 😂

I’m currently watching the show and saw your comment I’m wheezing

but who would have made the meth?

He's a one man revolutionary. May he rest in power.

i mean what makes him different than alex jones in any way? besides having a larger platform?

we're not allowed to live anymore

​@@doodbob2250 the meth was probably convincing in its argument to just do more meth & figure the rest out later..🤷🏼

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That got me

yea that got me too lol...I had to scroll the comment section after seeing it, so I thought it was pretty cool when your comment popped up! 💯💯🤙🤙👍👍👊

Lmfao same I'd like the comment but it's at 69 rn and that's too nice. Sorry bro

that's because you're not a fed

​@@ThePhantom4516the police chief seen him smoking the cigarette and got ahead of himself

He has actual main character energy

They don't even look scared of him😂 don't know what you're talking about

@@DREDD_BOT That one thought he was hilarious

@@DREDD_BOTthey look more confused on what to do more than anything

Cops are afraid of acorns, teacup poodles and the wind, what are you talking about?

Hes chaotic good imo

Absolutely.... He somehow put every point he had into charisma. ​@@AdaptiveApeHybrid

Unfortunately it was junked. Tom Segura tried to buy it

@@mesadrums375 that makes sense. no wonder fed smoker is dead hollywood found him. finest CI double agent i ever didnt work with/ for.

Tony might actually be onto something 🤔

Based and also redpilled

I need to learn about this protocol obviously

Based

A conversation between Tony, Fedsmoker, and Terry Davis would be legendary.

Gotta get her goin bud! When yer featherin it brother don’t be scared to burn the head skin just a little bit. Don’t it feel good? Light yer hair on fire, light yer brain on Fire. Check out @Hendawg for Fedsmoker tribute songs.

I have lol

I've only seen it done to sleeping people as a joke. Never seriously self-administered.

It's a secret now let out of the bag . . how not to get hairy hobbit feet

Timestamp I have zoomer attention span

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@@NuclearTopSpotSo real

Underarmour was started by a man who was from some type of law enforcement (I can't remember which. FBI or a police cheif) and the brand of clothes at least used to be synonymous with cops and undercover cops. I read somewhere that the clothing brand actually got it worked out that they would provide clothes to different county police departments using taxpayers money. So they got the taxpayers to pay for providing clothing to police forces all across the entire country. Look it up.

It’s a Mormon bible so he’s based

Book of Mormon dude

Truely a man of his craft o7

He is basically one step away from just eating them 😅

he's not an auditor he's a CIA double agent get your facts straight.

More sane than any pig

​@@kevinsteel7875 Triple agent*

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could just be the amount of drugs he's on, amphetamine works as a painkiller when used at the extreme doses he clearly enjoyed.

@@jlord8179 No it's definitely cause his teeth were rotted.

​@@jlord8179At regular/medical doses amphetamine is as strong as morphine, this us cause it releases adrenaline, cortisol, dopamine and endorphins among other stuff. Obviously with tolerance this effect will diminish.

@@themagicminstrels476due to meth amphetamines?

it's the meth, bud.

Yeah hes gotta be on meth no one acts like this ever

@@actuallytyler8262 it's called schizophrenia

@@creamycrypto5782 schizophrenic people do

This absolute hero isn't a lolcow. He's a red blooded american, just like Alex Jones talked about.

You’re totally right 😂

Muscle Man

Ace Balthazar? 😂 I think

Straight up

This vid should be reposted as Alex Jones' brother...

@@amusedBYfools if Alex Jones and Chris Farley had a crack baby, this would be the result

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the connection lmao

@@amusedBYfools His twin brother🫠

The only thing that would top the Kanye interview would be a Fedsmoker interview

He's so genuinely himself and doesn't care, he fucking rules dude

lol 😂

Me too

That dog catching a “stamp” was the moment I knew we were going deep.

Dude the dog even stopped and slightly turned his head for a split second like it was offended 😂

The dog didn't follow proto bud

What do you mean had ur info?

@@WyattMcFeelz I have no idea and didn't have time to ask, if you can imagine I was a little bit caught off guard.

"I didn't catch your name?" "No, you didn't." LOL

He's like an auditor.

He's honestly really fucking cool and totally genuine

I understand that feeling 😂 no one power smoked a cig better then ol herk 😂

@@NickNobodyy yeah totally dude, he really smoked with style!

and a touch of chris farley dna 😂🍻

Absolutely 😂

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i seriously laughed out loud at first but it’s so not funny bc that’s the state of mental health 😭

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Looked like they both had a good time.

“What’s up there chomo?”

Fedsmoker is way cooler than cobra. Cobra is an unrepentant degenerate. Fedsmoker is a vengeful spirit.

Don’t ever compare cobra to fedsmoker

@@JackNhoff556 I tell yew whut

@@AdaptiveApeHybrid Just When i think you said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking

@@JackNhoff556 I'm not talking, I'm typing.

that's so cool bro.. I bet he was respectful to you guys and his mom too

Why would you buy half of a table?

@@CankleCankle Spotted the fed

Did he drink all your homies Capri Suns?

Where did he touch you

I can see it

I know what it's like, bro. Keeps things interesting not knowing whether it'll be a chill hang or guy's gonna come at you.

Too accurate

Same here. Especially after he stated his thoughts on "the poors". The only vid I still need to see is when they have Matt McCusker on. The Shaman is a legend

Tom and his hole wife would be pooping in their baby diapers if they ever came face to face with the herkster. They are losers and I'm glad you've seen the light.

Both equally unfunny. Tom is just diluted , its lame This is just sad and he should've been in a mental place.

@@jaytalbot8186 same here. After the poors thing even I unsubbed to all his shit.

Tom Segura gets the baby graper stamp