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Technically, it's a white suit - it's just dirty and has only ever been cleaned once, by MooMa and MooPa

They are called Stoor

@@knightofsvea604 Stoor hobbits aren’t the tallest breed of hobbit. Fallohides are.

@@Jakegothicsnake I wish all arguments were as adorable as this.

Absolutely sure of it.

that chick was crazy bernard was spitting fucking bars

you must be Somalian

lol for real, we get like 40 degrees in Argentina sometimes. That's nothing.

@@lord_insany It was up to 40 degrees Celsius in Germany a few weeks ago...

all the fugees must have brought that weather with them

@@lord_insany you seem like a rational person

Well i wouldn't know.... i never seen his lolly. :)

What the hell comment section did I just walk int- Oh right, the RU-vid comment section

Yeah I had to google what 88 was because it didn’t sound very hot lol. 31 is when I start to activate and finally enjoy myself. Im hoping for a heatwave this year, last summer was disappointing.

I suppose the boiling and freezing points of temperature are relative. I live in Australia in which 30 degrees Celsius isn’t considered super hot. Yet Winter temperatures averaging between 5-10 degrees can feel freezing, but in Britain, might be considered a jaunty Spring day.

yes it is

If you're 15 and under, or clueless, for sure.

It's funny and being funny goes a long way@@52BLUE

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Is there such as wine-flavored lollipops? If there isn’t, there should be.

Where tf is the pun?

I mean, I live in a country where the winter lasts about a quarter of a century and it gets -30c at worst. I can't stand the winter and in the summer when it gets 27c and everyone is complaining how hot it is - I sweat with joy. It's bliss.

Was this in 2019? I experienced the London Heatwave too! The underground especially was absolutely stifling. I spent most of the day in Foyle's, a big air-conditioned bookshop in Charing Cross Road.

I live in an area where it reaches 125°F in summer, but we always have AC indoors which makes a better summer!

I thought so, too. But I guess Bernard would rather die from a heat stroke than putting off any clothes when being in his sweet spot. The only time he wore different stuff was in the holiday episode when Manny lost the luggage 😂

Most have felt it like 55c because of the moist!

Thats considered a nice day in Arizona

I miss Portugal so much, heat and all.

Yes please... And go symmetric while you at it. Then UK could switch to left hand driving, and we all be better off.

@@frozenhorse8695 What do you mean by "go symmetric"?

@@danielcropp8553 I mean number wice. mm.cm. and so on.

@@danielcropp8553 Metric ofc. :)

there is no reason to switch to metric except that it is logically better.

I had to stop the clip and laugh for 2 minutes at that feng shui joke. I don't know if many others got that joke, but I'm glad you poked it out.

But it's relatively new

Relatively new? it's 18 years ago(2000-2004)

@@E_y_a_l that _is_ new, compared to e.g. Monty Python which started in 60's and will apparently never get out of date. Of Fawlty Towers from the 70's. Or even Blackadder.

Why you stopped in the 60's? why not compare it to Charlie Chaplin or William Shakespeare while you're at it? And compared to the stone age it's REALLY new.... yes, relative to the shows you mentioned a 20 years old show is relatively new, but you use the term "relatively" a little too loosely in my opinion, we don't live in the 60's, we live in the age of the Internet, RU-vid, Netflix, Amazon Prime video etc... and in this world a 20 years old tv series is considered old.

@@E_y_a_l well, they indeed don't make comedy like Keaton did anymore. Only Jackie Chan did something comparable. However, all that is completely unrelated to "comedy like this", unlike e.g. Fawlty Towers, which is modern but already old. I don't understand how the technologies you have listed have anything to do with the quality of writing and acting. You cannot just spit out quality stuff every year, such schedule only works for pop music, Hollywood blockbusters and other such garbage, unoriginal and forgettable. We've had NFLC pretty recently (2012-14); we had Mighty Boosh til 2007; The IT Crowd til 2010; quite a few other things that could be better than BB but less known. But not every year, of course.

Yes

I didn't know that was from Time Bandits. I thought it was originally used in "Brazil" with the desk being shared across two rooms.

@@Jacksonrox13 There's a vid here called Time Bandits 1981 1:25 running time that is the scene i was thinking of, featuring a wall that is pushed. But i see what you mean too, both Gilliam, so go figure!

Of course not. Black - Year round. That's cynical, pessimistic fashion!

Brits, especially those who aren't kids, still commonly think and talk in Fahrenheit. And who can blame them? Fahrenheit is better.

You've got the wrong actor. That's Kyle MacLachlan who played Sky's father.

ya..... i had to look up the conversion from celsius to F and saw it would be 184.... Also if these guys are complaining about 84F they have issues

That's England and some of europe here mate. Here it's been 30° C the entire week and I'm unable to do basic things, today I slept 14 hours.

88°N are equivalent to ~29°C

@@ewstaeger in england and some, it's fucking hot. Here in indonesia, it's a normal temperature around 30. However, i lived in england before for two years. My body adjusted to its weather and suddenly anything more than 25 was a hell

*'Climate Strange'*

It's a dream come true in the summer, especially when the air conditioner breaks...

no one notices in Texas anymore because they all have Dave's Syndrome

@@JasonSanders 🤣

It's hot for the English

Same here from New Mexico, my first thought at "its 88 degrees" was "ha, that's cute"

Yes!!

Aligns well with many other things they do

They obviously understand that Fahrenheit is a better scale. Knowing the boiling point is no selling point! It has little scientific application and no every day application. Water boils when water boils. Turn the stove to high and let it sit for a good ten minutes!

@@jameshudson169 I assume you're American?

@@kaaru6891 why? you taking a survey? recruiting americans? what?

@@jameshudson169 yep, it's a survey about Americans and their sense of self- entitlement. We pay in doughnuts. Let me know if you're interested.

88 F is super comfy! Best day ever!

I agree it is weird- but it may have felt more ‘dramatic’ to use Fahrenheit, since the number is much larger than Celsius.

*So is that Lady-customer in the opening-scene* ☺️♥️

Dan And the ginger-haired bottle of cuteness next door.