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Unemployed and restless, Fran dabbles in genealogy and is thrilled to find that she has some exotic cousins.
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@pepperachu
@pepperachu 3 года назад
That bit about putting food on pictures with plates on them was glorious
@jmckenzie962
@jmckenzie962 Год назад
The episodes where Bernard goes truly manic are always the best ones
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 6 лет назад
I love the imperious yet clueless look Manny has on his face when he's out walking.
@chelseapalmer7037
@chelseapalmer7037 4 года назад
@Max William Lauf omg fancy seeing you on a Black Books video lol
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад
Credit where credit's due. Manny made a 'gourmet soup tower'. That's impressive, Claire would've loved him.
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 5 лет назад
I just realized: that is an INSANE amount of saffron.
@staudinga
@staudinga 4 года назад
It really is an insane amount of everything, except maybe lobster.
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад
That Saffron and Caviar would make a down-payment for a bike
@planescaped
@planescaped 4 года назад
Saffron in high amounts tends to taste like a combination of soap and dirt.
@gazepskotzs4
@gazepskotzs4 3 года назад
These subtitles are a comedyshow of its own.
@TenshiCat
@TenshiCat 4 месяца назад
I like how they're bad the whole time, but they especially have trouble with Fran's Eastern European family
@gazepskotzs4
@gazepskotzs4 4 месяца назад
@@TenshiCat lol
@BROTRRer
@BROTRRer 2 года назад
I heard this episode is what inspired Gordon Ramsay to become a cook
@tee21137
@tee21137 2 года назад
What the heck!?
@airsoftchameleonowen
@airsoftchameleonowen 2 года назад
This comment deserves an award 👏 🙌
@joecheif3080
@joecheif3080 Год назад
@Nicholas #51 it’s true
@joecheif3080
@joecheif3080 Год назад
@Nicholas #51 no it’s true I promise you it’s what inspired him to do kitchen nightmares , to reach the bernards of the world
@KristianRobertsen
@KristianRobertsen Год назад
@Nicholas #51 you've clearly not seen Gordon make toast. I'd rather have Bernard's paint.
@beng1603
@beng1603 4 года назад
The way Fran felt at the start, I could completely relate to her. I hated all my previous jobs, but hating them took up half my life. Being unemployed just made me feel so empty all the time!
@alexandergrace5144
@alexandergrace5144 Год назад
me for the last 7 months
@asdfssdfghgdfy5940
@asdfssdfghgdfy5940 9 месяцев назад
I relate to this is the weirdest way. I used to have seizures (just partial ones, not on the ground or anything) and had brain surgery. It completely fixed it, which was awesome, but there was a kind of emptiness there where I missed it as well. There’s a whole lot of stuff there to unpack, but apparently this response to stopping seizures is at least somewhat common.
@wendycairoli3964
@wendycairoli3964 3 года назад
As a french person I must say that that was the most beautiful "putain" I've heard in my entire life 👌
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe 2 года назад
17:11
@Tony-sh5zs
@Tony-sh5zs Год назад
mouais... "putain" ne se dis pas dans ce contexte, s'il l'avait loupé oui
@docdaneeka3424
@docdaneeka3424 6 лет назад
Shut up. I'm trying to make creme brule. *grinds cucumber*
@koalaeatinganiceblock
@koalaeatinganiceblock 3 года назад
MY OVEN CAN COOK BITS OF OVEN!
@andrew_owens7680
@andrew_owens7680 3 года назад
That's the Heston Blumenthal recipe.
@genghischan69
@genghischan69 2 года назад
That beginning scene with the haggler is still one of my favorites 10 years later.
@adamg9173
@adamg9173 4 года назад
I could take sarcasm lessons from this guy
@Sunshine-zm1fx
@Sunshine-zm1fx 2 года назад
Love Tamsin. She's so hilarious! I love this ensemble cast. They all have great chemistry together.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 5 месяцев назад
Check out Friday Night Dinner!
@alannathurgood2814
@alannathurgood2814 4 года назад
Just realized this is pretty much modern Fawlty Towers, in the best way
@vincenttiggelman7350
@vincenttiggelman7350 5 лет назад
The cooking scenes are pivotal moments in comedy.
@dantist06
@dantist06 2 года назад
Why haven't I ever heard of this series before?! I found it yesterday and can't stop binging it.
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 5 лет назад
As someone of eastern European descent I'd like to point out a glaringly offensive inaccuracy . . . they would have already had a man there for her to meet and marry (distantly related, of course).
@anydaynow
@anydaynow 4 года назад
Why of course? Are there no other options or is there some other reason?
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 4 года назад
@@anydaynow It's a tribal thing.
@anydaynow
@anydaynow 4 года назад
@Moogie B I don't know. Personally, I find people taking jokes as offensive even more offensive than that even. And stop liking your own posts. No one thinks that was anyone but you.
@sammyrothauser3153
@sammyrothauser3153 4 года назад
@Moogie B who's taking offense? Poster was making a joke...
@planescaped
@planescaped 4 года назад
@Moogie B It was a joke you dumbass...
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 6 лет назад
Thank you for sharing one of the great go-to comedies when I'm at a loose end and looking for silliness.
@justinreyes5042
@justinreyes5042 5 лет назад
Nx Doyle pixies!
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 4 года назад
"Don't start - customer-lover!"
@T3t4nu5
@T3t4nu5 2 года назад
That sounds like a slur even though it's not
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 2 года назад
@@T3t4nu5 It’s just slurred speech …
@Elephantstonica
@Elephantstonica 5 лет назад
I’m going start carrying bacon in a cigarette case. So many uses.
@NargaDestroyer
@NargaDestroyer 6 лет назад
"Oh look, you've popped out!"
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 5 лет назад
Your Waifu's Waifu **SNAP**
@Thatfloydrose42guy
@Thatfloydrose42guy 5 лет назад
Mozart's flute and orchestra concerto in a Black Books episode adds a nice touch to it 😊
@bennylloyd-willner9667
@bennylloyd-willner9667 2 года назад
I want an Attenborough documentary on those animals 😁
@flaggerify
@flaggerify 5 лет назад
Where are the turrets? Lol
@gnarbeljo8980
@gnarbeljo8980 Год назад
Epic episode. It's getting more surreal by the minute!🤣
@abrakadabra6584
@abrakadabra6584 5 лет назад
I actually screamed when the grandma sucked on fran's chin.
@kyleroberts3814
@kyleroberts3814 Год назад
Problem: Not enough mints. Solution 1: Add more mints. Solution 2: Throw it against the wall.
@andydidyouhear
@andydidyouhear 6 лет назад
Drizzle it!
@nancybrown8338
@nancybrown8338 3 года назад
Always love how Bernard argues with customers and well everyone.
@Wertical93
@Wertical93 Год назад
My favourite bit is hunting the little creatures, whatever they are.
@dragonzak
@dragonzak 3 года назад
Berny: and we will be dunlop stars.....Manny: michelin stars!....Berny: them as well. Me pissing myself
@3tapsnu0ut87
@3tapsnu0ut87 6 лет назад
My all time favourite comedy. TY
@IETCHX69
@IETCHX69 5 лет назад
This and IT Crowd . I AM CANADIAN . British humor is the bestest .
@RustyShackleford
@RustyShackleford Год назад
My oven can cook anything. My oven can cook bits of oven.
@JanPospisilArt
@JanPospisilArt 5 лет назад
"Treat yourself!"
@ZephKin
@ZephKin 2 года назад
Bernard sure knows how to barter with greedy snobs.
@newwavex8665
@newwavex8665 3 года назад
Lol Ulysses does have a thousand guide books.
@erikfreitas7093
@erikfreitas7093 2 года назад
So does “Finnegans Wake” 🤯
@derghaze906
@derghaze906 6 лет назад
Dunlop stars!
@vardellsfolly5200
@vardellsfolly5200 4 года назад
That is why i ADORE English humor.. so damn bizarre and fascinating..
@datgrrl5698
@datgrrl5698 Год назад
Irish, not English...
@Brakvash
@Brakvash Год назад
And don't correct it to british or you'll have irishmen breaking down your door.
@Ele_Thewolf
@Ele_Thewolf Месяц назад
the creatures that were all around the bookshop and manny & bernard kept killing them, but we never really knew what they were
@darksam644
@darksam644 3 года назад
Best episode by far
@deepaksaxena7417
@deepaksaxena7417 3 года назад
One of the most absurd (in a funny way) episodes of this show.
@HarpsiFizz
@HarpsiFizz 2 года назад
3:42 is me when I walk near Michael's art supplies store.
@justinreyez5561
@justinreyez5561 6 лет назад
luxury pie
@grind4christ777
@grind4christ777 3 года назад
My oven can cook bits of oven!!
@marygrigorian_
@marygrigorian_ 5 лет назад
What a funny episode! this show is brilliant
@aaroncarson1770
@aaroncarson1770 4 года назад
Now I know where the missing pages went in Fata Morgana!
@Edwoodb3
@Edwoodb3 4 месяца назад
My oven can cook anything!
@TdcWillies
@TdcWillies 5 лет назад
7:27 badass
@stevesloan7132
@stevesloan7132 2 года назад
The sound effects are great!
@user-hp8zo2hz8j
@user-hp8zo2hz8j 3 года назад
3:28 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@hetedeleambacht6608
@hetedeleambacht6608 10 месяцев назад
Bernard is just a genius
@channelfive6666
@channelfive6666 4 года назад
Luxury pie
@willjones7132
@willjones7132 3 года назад
and top it off with a corget creme-brule
@Capillus
@Capillus Год назад
"I'll do it to myself...later"
@ghos7yt
@ghos7yt Год назад
Manny wants to run the shop but since the beginning Bernard’s not wanted to sell anything
@TheKartoffel101
@TheKartoffel101 2 года назад
14:45 DID YOU KNOW, THAT A JIFFY IS ACTUALLY A MEASUREMENT OF TIME?
@AaaSWE
@AaaSWE 7 месяцев назад
Classic! ❤
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 5 лет назад
Gregor is my spirit animal.
@pedroRodriguesMD
@pedroRodriguesMD 2 года назад
14:16 holy shit. Havent seen that since...Well, since I passed through the garage. I mean, the 80s. It is BEFORE VHS ! The BETA cassette player. For video. Dang!
@T3t4nu5
@T3t4nu5 2 года назад
I guess Nina Conti just decided to live in that bookshop
@maswiyat_i
@maswiyat_i Год назад
Why do I have a crush on Bernard? :s
@turkelafandiyev
@turkelafandiyev 4 года назад
I recognize those tea glasses (armudu).
@mravozmar
@mravozmar Год назад
My favourite - with Tishtyan Morrissey
@effy1104
@effy1104 2 года назад
He wasted whole expensive food ingredients 😱
@jailcatjones3250
@jailcatjones3250 3 месяца назад
That saffron could have paid for college
@komal6773
@komal6773 3 года назад
Manny I hate you for 23:10. Bernard i can totally relate to ur cooking. 🤜🤛.
@bob1na
@bob1na Год назад
19:53 :DDD
@StelznerGaming
@StelznerGaming 3 года назад
Wtf pest are they killing this episode? Feels like I missed an episode or something. At the end he says he got the queen. edit: i think thats the joke now that i thought about it ..its so disgusting in there all sorts of creatures have made it home xD
@whispersmith
@whispersmith 3 года назад
Well it has fur and a beak
@Brakvash
@Brakvash Год назад
You didn't miss one - they just appeared out of the filth :D
@harristurpin3503
@harristurpin3503 3 года назад
what is that he whipped is he whipping a platypus
@louiseporterbridges2040
@louiseporterbridges2040 Год назад
Where's the thing?! With the ting on top of the ting!
@sarahpradit9038
@sarahpradit9038 2 года назад
What is the guitar music playing when Manny goes to Sagabooks?
@FundFreedom
@FundFreedom 4 года назад
When he said 14th cigarette of the afternoon, I lit my 17th of the morning. 11:43 And finished the second beer. What am i doing?
@dextrodemon
@dextrodemon 4 года назад
40th*
@FundFreedom
@FundFreedom 4 года назад
Ok. I feel a lil better.
@nathanaelkitten8643
@nathanaelkitten8643 4 года назад
"What am I doing" Well, you're bragging, you shouldn't, it's not impressive it's pathetic
@no_one01-5
@no_one01-5 3 года назад
Living a very happy and meaningful existence.
@realar
@realar 3 года назад
Destroying your lungs.
@censusgary
@censusgary 4 года назад
I seem to have achieved Bernard Black’s personality, without even smoking or drinking heavily. Does that mean I’m better at it than he is?
@kit922
@kit922 2 года назад
No, that's cheating. The smoking and drinking are mandatory. Now get on it, or you'll be held back another year.
@albatroce2324
@albatroce2324 2 года назад
Do you Want to live a longer miserable life?
@plexyglass429
@plexyglass429 Год назад
Just means you are an asshole :D
@veroniquehoflack4910
@veroniquehoflack4910 2 месяца назад
Why didn't Graham Linehan co-write more episodes ? What happened ?
@edmundriddle8335
@edmundriddle8335 3 года назад
08:45...Drag me to Hell?
@muratk.8669
@muratk.8669 5 лет назад
7:46 UUUUU
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe 2 года назад
23:11
6 лет назад
Wow! She looks very attractive in this episode. 😇💜
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 3 года назад
5min 35secs. It's "genealogy " with an A , Mr Information Point.
@junehatter8479
@junehatter8479 3 года назад
Customer-lover [derogatory]
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 6 лет назад
Mel Gibson's looking old...
@racine09
@racine09 4 года назад
Manny says "geneology" , should be genealogy ? (5:27 mins)
@sakuraninja9073
@sakuraninja9073 3 года назад
What’s the creature that makes noises in the book store?
@MarcoBoneMan
@MarcoBoneMan 3 года назад
A Krullet
@sakuraninja9073
@sakuraninja9073 3 года назад
Marcus Bones what’s a Krullet
@sakuraninja9073
@sakuraninja9073 3 года назад
I think it’s a badger. Refer to: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-b4lpFjHsGLo.html
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 5 месяцев назад
​@@sakuraninja9073badgers dont have beaks
@sendrone8408
@sendrone8408 3 года назад
What are they killing ?
@GeorgiNM
@GeorgiNM 5 лет назад
That's a very amusing, albeit accurate (and graciously not-directed-at-a-specific-country) portrayal of the total bastardisation and degradation of Eastern and Southern Europe after WWII.
@tetyanak6596
@tetyanak6596 4 года назад
Lol you have a good afternoon and you have to come earlier and have a good time with optimism and hope you can do it together tomorrow and you will have to go to the scene
@byrononcrack2824
@byrononcrack2824 3 года назад
love this comment! So inspiring!!
@AuzzieArtyst
@AuzzieArtyst 5 лет назад
I’ve always hated this episode, just because the backwards family always annoyed the crap out of me. Everything else is pretty funny still though
@digosen9870
@digosen9870 3 года назад
This is Fawlty towers but with a book shop instead of an inn. Don't get me wrong, I still find it hilarious. However, conceptually it just an angry man whose business requires him to be nice to his customers but doesn't like his customers. That's the main conceptual joke behind the character design which is copied from Fawlty towers
@kit922
@kit922 2 года назад
Nah, the whole series isn't like that. They get up to some wackadoodle adventures that have basically nothing to do with the shop, aside from the protagonists meeting up there.
@AndrewMOJObook
@AndrewMOJObook 11 месяцев назад
All comedy is derivative because human thought is both linear and cyclical. There are always going to be themes that touch on other themes. Language borrows from other cultures and infiltrates our own thought processes through the way it impacts how we view our world. Homogenization has occurred as communication and information is shared more freely in our electronic data era. Bernard is more appealing than Basil. Bernard is drawn to words and has the heart of a tragically wry Irish poet. His character is drawn far more deeply. Basil is a shallow character, very much like the one Mr Gervais plays in the British version of The Office. All 3 characters are narcissistic and self absorbed, but motivated by different things. Cleese's character wants money and autonomy. He is selfish, rude, overbearing and abusive, but fears his wife. Gervais' character wants to be loved and appreciated but is a callow, incompetent and stupid man, lacking social skills. Bernard Black enjoys drinking, and being abusive as as a competitive means of escape from boredom, he reads, has some depths, but he disdains pretension and hypocrisy. He is self absorbed, lazy, and disheveled, but he owns those traits. He has a warmth towards Fran that belies his shallow affect. Of the 3 Bernard Black is a multidimensional character with more feelings than mere anger and scorn. He is thoughtful but tries to hide it behind carelessness.
@shohamsen8986
@shohamsen8986 11 месяцев назад
​@@AndrewMOJObook No.
@wiseassokaythen
@wiseassokaythen 2 года назад
bit racist this, innit?
@lasselippert3892
@lasselippert3892 2 года назад
The show definitely played into the stereotype of the morose, alcoholic irishman.
@AndrewMOJObook
@AndrewMOJObook 11 месяцев назад
That's a thing?
@TerezatheTeacher
@TerezatheTeacher 13 дней назад
Dou you mean because of Fran's family? Cause they're white.
@JeffTheNorse
@JeffTheNorse 3 года назад
[BERN/] Also, does anyone else have a crush on "Martina"?
@mellow5123
@mellow5123 10 месяцев назад
I like Dylan's standup. I don't like this character. Gross.
@ljubomirjuraj9658
@ljubomirjuraj9658 4 года назад
I forgot how racist this show was xD
@gumfireparalax1371
@gumfireparalax1371 4 года назад
How was it racist? People like this do exist, you know?
@Michael-cs3uj
@Michael-cs3uj 4 года назад
Ljubomir Juraj safe space?
@lunatic5162
@lunatic5162 2 года назад
As an Eastern European I can say you....that's true,we have even worse
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