Oh hahaha you still boy. Yeah right? Like Imagine were all over here like imagining right now, like...goodness. Like a whole nuke going off? Goodness you silly boy
I love how "fieldpop" and "deskpop" also exist in the German military😂 We call it Feldknaller (fieldpop) and Tischknaller (deskpop). I never did a deskpop way to serious 💀
Yo I just wanted you to know I forgot to do my Spanish lesson this week but I have a perfectly good explanation you see, my cousins brothers baby mama had a baby with someone else and wanted that child support but he tryna move in and "be a father" now so I had to go take a shit on his forehead.
I joined the national guard after I got out and we had a guy with his personal firearm nd trying to get it out of his pants so he could piss real bad got demoted and article 15
I catch myself wondering details of my guys all the time just out of habit, I think it’s because we need something to explain to higher if we just let people do whatever they want and we’ll look dumb as fuck if they ask “Well why did PFC Sugma go to the navy barracks?” and don’t know why.
@@Riftyboy22 In a random isolated spot in the woods? What year do you think it is? Battlefield ranges are measured in miles, my guy, and short-range guns like this would be covered by long range mechanized gear. If you can hear a random gunshot, let alone determine exact location in what is assumed to be an active zone of conflict with other noises going on from 25+ mi away, you are not a soldier. You are superman.
You guys don't have special reservation on that that's what they call them in the Army too, and I almost head my head removed by one by an infantry sgt at that in Iraq in the TOC.
Was playing opfor one time, and I heard my squad leader say “Weapons free” and the gunner and I looked at each other and were so confused, so we let off a 25 round burst 💀. All we heard after is our squad leader saying “I know y’all did not just N.D” 😂😂 “I said WEAPONS FREE, not OPEN FIRE” 1SG then walks over to ask what happened, and the brilliant mind on my squad leader said, “Roger 1SG, we were doing recon by fire” 😂😂😂😂
Yooo I joked with a fresh off the plane cherry about having his first "tent pop" when her first got to us in Afghanistan. I had him doing clearing procedures and function checks as we waited for his platoon to get back from patrol, and the dude performed a function check with the mag in, BAM! My jaw dropped, he actually fucking did a tent pop. Needless to say he got smoked for like 24 hours
😅 As a civilian I'm really curious what getting smoked for 24 hours means is it like being in deep shit or essentially some kind of punishment I'm not really curious now? I've heard this before but never really thought much of it
Doing live-fire exercise on the boat and coordinating with intelligence collection at the same time, XO tells me the same "you got that dawg in you? You won't do it" I fired off a few and woke everyone up. Same XO that told me to fuck off during a brief, miss that guy
@@ruined5900 LOL. 0.01% is like the equivalent of those who successfully complete training and serve in a combat MOS. The number of US people that have gotten to fire a nuke is closer to 0.000001%. Because there's only been a handful of them throughout history.
@@ScrimmSixyou have never done live fire training? Shut we did closed quarters with live rounds and pop up rubber dummies as well as live fire convoy ops training.
One of my buddies was taking his 240 apart in the field to clean it, there was a blank round in the chamber and the bolt carrier slammed forward and it went off. We all just heard a "FUCK!" and "test fire, test fire, test fire". He got an article 15 🤣🤣🤣
@PerspectivePossibilities non judicial punishment under UCMJ (uniform video of military justice). They can take your pay, rank, or put you on extra duty. Depending on what you did, they can do all 3, and the severity can increase or decrease.
My first day in the field as a brand new private who just found out he was going to Afghanistan in 2 months was filled with bored NCOs and LTs trying to convince me to do a TOC pop
@ColinMor-fj3qc I got out three years ago, the "field" just means training in the Army not sure about other branches but atleast I did get to do my time overseas unfortunately my body just could keep up and injuries ended my career but I don't regret it.
The officer merely wonders "What the fuck was that?!" and sends a senior NCO like this guy to go find out, who then yells "What the fuck was that?!" at uncomfortably close range, and figures out whether or not they can be bothered with the paperwork for writing the offending party up for it rather than accepting a sufficiently credible BS excuse.
I watched a NG Staff Sarge yank on the charging handle of a MK-19....in camp...during breakfast rush....a Nebraska Corn-fed haus of a Lance Corporal in his skivies damn near killed him with his bare hands. Good times.
While i understand the Lance Corporals rage, I dont understand why the Staff sarge would have to take it? Doesnt he very much outrank him? Also why the hell is a staff sarge so careless in the first place lmao.
@@kasper3382 A beating like that is the sort of thing that's out of regs and theoretically a major offense, but that the weapons instructors and senior NCOs might brush under the rug because they would have done something similar if they could get away with it. Back in the Vietnam era, people caught beatings for dangerously negligent behavior much more regularly.
@@crowe6961 I caught the only beating I ever got (as an adult) from a drill instructor in 84. Illegal, oh hell yes, against all sorts of regs. But at 6' 4" and 240 pounds, they figured I needed to be brought down a peg or two. Little 5' 2" 50 year old bastard chewed me out for about 15 minutes. Old fart would get winded just yelling. So when I realized there was not a soul in sight in the barracks, I figured I would quickly pop him a couple times, he would catch a nap, and I could just say Grandpa fell down. Well, the plan that was laid out worked perfectly, not my plan, his plan. I swung, he hit me, I swung again, he hit me again, repeat about a dozen times, and I realize this fat old bastard ain't winded, he ain't sweating, nothing! Since the only thing I had managed to hit was air, and I really didn't want to stand any more, I asked permission to hit my bunk, he allowed it. Now I ask you, what kind of sick bastard puts his time in the Marines, and for retirement he joins the Army to be senior drill instructor? You know, so he could take it easy in his golden years. So I pissed blood for a couple days, got to stay bunked up for 3 got checked on by a female DI we had to make sure I would live. Because short of death, I wasn't getting anywhere near any medical attention. And learned a very, very valuable lesson, Old Marines are sneaky little bastards. Now that I am far older than he was then, it makes sense, and everytime some punk starts running his mouth, I am reminded that he has absolutely no idea what could happen to him in 2 minutes or less.
Brother i field popped in itb in an LPOP and blamed the kid next to me that was sleeping I swear I was just falling asleep woke myself up aggressively and pulled it on accident 😂
This one time in Ft Polk during a training thing, we put the platoon baby in the gunners hatch for a picture. The "enemy" decided to attack. She squeezed the trigger and dudes miles gear started singing the I'm dead song. Then we realised her glove was stuck and she burned a whole 200 round belt. The 1st sgt yelled good fire superiority, I think you got 3 of the 4 by yourself.
I definitely remember eggin on my boy to do one at camp gieger, everybody started shooting in the middle of the night like we were getting raided and then the instructors came out 😂😂one of those scary after the fact moments
A field pop earned me the honor of buddy fireman carrying a 6"2 240lbs marine with full battle rattle on 300 yards through a swamp and up 100 yard up a 45 degree hill when a salty sergeant investigated who did it. ( I am 5"8 and weighed 140 at the time) Good times.
