@@DollarStoreHeavenLivethe best part is is they were his Allies, this happens in episode two or three of you haven’t listened to the show I would highly recommend.
Mad me think back to *"The legend of Krog: The Orc Who Intimidated Wood"* Krod (the half orc rogue) rears up and screams on the top pf his lungs: *"YOU NO SEE KROD!"*
Aren't those two different orcs? One was a rouge who intimidated people, the other was actually really stealthy, and gained the ability to stare at wood hard enough to turn it into a crow's nest
Bro this is by far my favorite podcast. I’m only on episode fifty one but it’s already honestly taught me a good amount of different ways to go about DMing as well as how to make the campaign interesting.
Am I the only DM who would have given inspiration to the two people singing? Like that’s bad ass: inspiration and on top of that, bard you don’t need to roll. That was hilarious and I’ll give the check to you.
The fact that kyborg never mentioned breaking from the group, and just said he wants to hide, and listen, and everybody just assumed he broke off, so he just goes along with it. 😂😂😂
Now I need a one of these where kaiborg did a back flip when trying to sneak into someone's house and failed that as well. I think it was with the dragon people arc.
oh, somehow this reminded me of a crazy gag in the webcomic "order of the stick", where the Bard, Elan, misunderstood an explanation of how wearing armor makes it harder to be stealthy, and though that he could become invisible by taking off ALL OF HIS CLOTHES!
I subscribed to you after watching the hamster killing one lol, I wanted to watch some more animations not realizing the terrifying puppet nightmare that is most of this channel! I hate puppets but I'm not disappointed
I once failed a sneak check with my kenku character, and my dm had me perfectly singing the mission impossible theme as i 'snuck' up to some goblins who were staring righg at me, and were so confused as to what i was doing i walked up to them and killed them LMAO
I done something like that in where the last campaigns I played where we're doing Spell check and I ended up getting caught and then I ruled a 8 to a 4 when the guard asked me what I was doing and I told him my that he didn't see me.
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This is why the best thing to take after a few levels of Fighter is Rogue. At the very least you can switch to 'quiet mode' while the other armroed fools are trying to beat a simple DC 10 and just can't because it turns out wearing that much metal is impossible to stealth with. Meanwhile being an light armored Fighter means you go from being a killing machine that anyone can hear coming a mile away to Rambo. Moving, sneak attacking and generally being a Ninja without having to take any Homebrew or Monk into your mix. Though storywise changing your clothes would be a moment of making a steath check I think as anyone who's ever had to wear armor knows taking it off is just as loud so you could end up half naked andbe more like if Adam Sandler or Jack Black had played Rambo. ....What a mental image.
My best DnD moment was this (It’s from ages ago so I sadly don’t remember who was what class.) A character who could use fire helped another character make a jam with a super over the top sour lemon. Character a) “You need to have some of the jam because you helped make it.” Fire Character) “Uh uh no way nope.” Me) “c h i c k e n” They then rolled to shove a whole one of those lemons into my mouth and got a 15 I rolled, a little worried because I had really shitty luck. I got a 20. I just stared them in the eye and chewed it, smiling.
