Film Theory: The Problem with Baby Yoda (Star Wars: The Mandalorian) 

If he owns it, he should be allowed to smack it. Go on, smack your property . I dare ya

LeftoverCrass FPV perfectly legal to hit your own child in the US however, a thing that is actually considered “property” legally, your pet dog or cat, is not legal at all to strike so yeah don’t hit your property. but nothing’s going to happen from hitting your child. because ‘murca

@@leavy So in the United States, hitting a child is perfectly legal, but hitting a dog is a warcrime?

it's like saying yesss I own a lawnmower XD

@@freewyvern707 This is America

hes going for adoption

We are just numbers to a government... For the Government a baby is a deduction... And it just gets worse

@@rhmagalhaes well that was dark.

Don't see how.

In Soviet Russia toddler owns you!

He's had this kid for quite a while and talked about it often

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I am reading comments at 3:38 am thank you so much for this blessing

Charles the french

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That's what toddlers do in Soviet Russia

This is what toddlers do everywhere.

Chris P. The Toddler owns all of us

Samantha E. 69 likes

We are ones that change diapers We are the ones that feed them *We are the slaves*

Yoda the gremlin

Imagine 1000 fucking gremlin baby Yoda's with lightsabers

Same pointed teeth, same class, same number of digits, same body proportions, yup checks out.

Gizmo

The cat like thing gizmo

SkinnyAsianDude unless it dies Edit: I bet this comment has a bunch of dislikes

@@airbeasty1549 NO

Joey The Dragon no what

SkinnyAsianDude Not really, if Mando lives for another 50 years then baby Yoda is going to be at the age of maturity for his species.

SkinnyAsianDude what hAve you brought upon this wretched earth.

hah

Poor choice of words Mat

Wait I don’t get it can u explain plz

@@barnabybarnips2710 kidnapping

The FBI at the door without a warrant: Why do I hear boss music?

Supa51m0n Alternative he’s not even yoda

The only problem with Baby Yoda is he isn't in every scene.

@waylon lewin what...?

Supa51m0n Alternative I agreee

@@arrantilbrook4763 i _ k n o w .

The only cure for sadness

Gather all your friends

FBI open up

Gather all your friends its meme time

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THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING MY INNER BEING

yes

So your calling it cringey?

@@c0mmitedkawaii201 yes,yes he is.

@@c0mmitedkawaii201 yes. and it truly is, and I wish i never saw the intro

Dude this video was way before grogu’s name reveal

@@pancake1130 YES

“Hi, I’m Jon, I’m a cartoonist and this is my cat Garfield” “Hi, I’m Garfield and this my cartoonist Jon.”

Matpat IS married

@@oncreativemode5486 yep he has more 🍑👈 then you lmao

@@oncreativemode5486 ok boomer

@@JackSmith-lj7tc **inhale**

@A GIANT PAPAYA, while everyone in the comments is thinking about memes, I’m sitting here thinking about how humans won’t survive long enough to reach that level of evolution. Humans have certainly memory limits. If human memories don’t increase to compensate for the increased lifespan, the human brain would end up forcefully forgetting information. The brain would need to evolve first before the lifespan. To accommodate a bigger brain, the skull would need to get bigger, and this means people would need to grow more, requiring longer development periods and better nutrition. In this day and age, not enough people eat well enough to sustain a longer, healthy childhood that would allow for the development of a bigger skull. The brain, taking up so much energy, would also require good healthy habits. People of today don’t have the proper lifestyles to end up with that level of evolution any time soon. It would be quite a few millennia (in the very least) before humans are even ready to start increasing brain efficiency and size to the proper level for memory evolution needed for the tridactyl lifespan. And that’s what’s going through my head while everyone is memeing it up. This is why I understand that while humans are supposedly the smartest species on the planet, most humans are really not all that bright.

Thank you

@@araelsongheart6918 same

Arael Songheart Arael Songheart I completely agree with that statement, though I don’t believe Earth is likely to make it last that long.

@@araelsongheart6918 well yes,but if there is internet for that all your knowledge and ideas can be saved up there,if internet will disapear then people will make something similar and better,some people let's say love one thing and they are really good at it others like other things,we will sure at some point reach limit BUT we still can definetly go far and who knows what technology and evolution will end up doing to human...

Yep

Atleast I wasn't the only one that thought that sounded wrong and weird.

Own

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Accurate...

DragonNestKing how does this have no reply’s well I’m first

hmmmmmmmmmm

Air Devine because there are many of the same comment before this one so it gets old

DragonNestKing doesn’t have enough badges it will not obey

DragonNestKing evolution is a lie. And he married a Latina.

BOOM-BOOM

Haha

same! she's adorable! i hope it's a girl hah XD

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@@danytus_ nope! Lil' Ollie is a boy! But that's all good ^^

Don't worry. Ollie will grow up to be Kickflip in his teens, Heelflip in his aduly years, and 360-flip in his senior years.

I currently own a toddler

@@CC-tl3zs congratilations

How come it looks like he’s the one that put on baby weight?

well what else would he use as snacks while hes watching star wars?

I broke the devils number

Hail Satan yes

Makes the intro a tad more tolerable, cite

Matpat: “Force choking”🎶🎶 His child: *giggles insanely* “yeeess, YEEEESSS, *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA”*

Aww I wanna see more baby theorist

Gavin Leibert ya

My 9 & 7 year old watched his channel for a couple hours using my laptop...

@@greglane501 welp you're making him more screwed now.

Also also mat pat:* dies on screen *

Then gets forced chocked

ohno

@@darthraider6652 wtf

lmao i cant

XD 🤣😂😝

@@darthraider6652 wttfffff..

cheezy boiii gaming I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT, THATS SCARY

And Oliver just hears him in his room and freaks out

And Stephanie is just passes by. She hears it but thinks “yup that’s my husband”

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Well he is unemployed..... not going anywhere

campkira for an unemployed man hes doing pretty good 😂

no

perhaps

Perhaps

@Mhmmm yes my mom hates me to

@@toaststealer7040 that's very said

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@Calvin Oltmans Everything

Its actually not that unlikely look at ahsoka she becomes a padawan reletively young. And in humans we have massive growth spurts that take us from 4 feet to 7 in a matter of 3 years so its not unlikely for him to grow a foot in 50. My biggest irk here is that yodas species may not be mamalian but amphibian. Growing up in the water, and coming onto land when they develop arms and legs. Its a plausible explanation for being tridactle and grren. Tridacles are proven to have an easier time gripping folliage and other food inder water, and being green gives them a great camouflage in this universe your birth circumstances tribute greatly to your force sensitivity and the yoda has the greatest force sensitivity, it would make sense if they lived in, or were born in an area with a massive amount of life like an ocean, it could even explain the low numbers of yodians, we see in the movie the movies largely follow desert like terain, or forests with little water, why would an amphibian race want to be in these areas. Its likely that most never leave the oceans of their home planet choosing to stay and live happily in their own set biom, i mean in yodas final days he picks a swamp. And do you know what developes really quickly but had a relatively massive adult life span, amphibians. It makes less sense to view him from a mamalian perspective than and amphibian perspecivd.

he could have also became a jedi knight in like 3 years considering how insanely powerful baby yoda's force abilities are. The only reason he is considered a toddler is because he doesn't speak, but that could be because he's species evolved to use the force as a communication tool and therefore language itself is a barrier, hence why Yoda speaks so oddly. Baby yoda could be the equivalent of a 4/5 year old human at fifty. But just as humans that go through a HUGE change from 10-15 in comparison to their first 10 years, Yoda could go through a rapid growth from 50-100. By 70, he could be the equivalent of our 10 year old, and by 100, our 15 or maybe even 20 year old. Now i'm not saying George thought up of all this, but the mandalorian writers probably did.

their species isn't gonna scale perfectly to our species. maybe they have a rapid development period between age 50 and 100. like our puberty but on steroids

Noticed that yesterday

Wookiepedia i really like it

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TF2Player69 420 Wwwwww weird FLEX

Ok bommer

Lol

Mauve LMFAO EXCEPT MY FRIEND SHE FUCKING HATES BABY YODA ,

Superlung 888 HOW DARE SHE

@@superlung8889 What happened to her to make her hate joy?

Or it is because as far as we know they all have the force. (3/3 we know of do.)

@@mistcaller true

Or lived in an environment relatively threat free until this point in their evolution

Or their parents are / were extremely adept at taking care of them for years on end.

@@shadowrylander they must be pretty darn patient :^

I mean… humans are still smarter than orcas, in fact elephants are also smarter.

Thats exactly what it is. Its mentioned somewhere in the extended star wars lore that yodas species is a pacifist people, which is why yoda never mentions the name of his home planet. They are simply not capable or ready to deal with the politics and reality of the rest of the galaxy. A galaxy full of violence and war

my dad has an interesting theory on how tridactiles are actually on another planet (possibly in another galaxy) and that they are all gifted in the force to an INFINITE level. and Yoda is the weakest member of that species (except for yaddle). SO WEAK in the force in fact that they kicked him out of the tribe. and he found the jedis

Yea that’s the point.

Beau Broussard We’ve only have seen 2 in famous movies ET and Star Wars

This is the only comment that doesnt include 'i currently own a toddler'

For Real? Just cause he’s the same species as yoda doesn’t mean he’s baby yoda

@@arrantilbrook4763 FFS he doesn't have a name in the show it's only known as the child but baby Yoda is just a better and easier name to know for now

Me: *sees 419 likes* Me: I must

@@arrantilbrook4763 Its easier to say baby yoda than baby guy from the yoda specie

Yeah.

@** Not really. There's nothing wrong with calling a baby cute. If you're able to see something wrong with it, then you're in need of some help.

Hey can I get a number 4 to go pls

@** You sound like someone from the Vatican.

@@escaleraooh7677 4?

@**...?!

Why did you use quotation marks

wiLLiam cuz it’s a quote...

@@themoosehoof no its not

wiLLiam yes it it

Wormy Waffle1234 devours frogs is not a quote

Can you blame him?

Well he had all the time in the world....

Yep that sounds like him

Mike Villa And dare I say to Mat “Weird flex but ok” Kid’s cute tho good for him

*i stayed that way*

@@incognitocow8172 same

@@incognitocow8172 Something I can personally relate too😌

@@incognitocow8172 oof me too. Tho I'm not sure if I should be proud or sad-

Not me I work on movies

"Species age differently"

I dont think it takes them long to become a jedi knight/Master considering this baby is very familiar with the force already. The dont have to learn how to use to force, but only for what to use the force, like the jedi code

@@starminecraft1 Agreed, and even then apparently the species has a natural pull to the light-side and are basically already fine-tuned for following the Jedi code.

Baby Yoda from Mandalorian is not the same person as old Yoda from the original trilogy.

Papyrus The Cool That is true, but since he is the same species as Baby Yoda, I figured he would age the same. But who knows, maybe it’s just one of those things they will never explain. Not everything in fiction has to make logical sense. It’s all in good fun!

😂😂😂

lmao

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What does it mean to be force sensitive??

Lily Cookie can use the force

Yeah and Yoda mastered his skills at 100.

@@esmesa5642 In which case are you asking how many midichlorians do you need to fall into the 'force sensitive' bracket?

Rayen Aouadi is that cannon tho?

What's with the do ro

@@Potato_EatMyTv probably to not remind you too much of that song

I read that as terorist lmao

I think he made that intro ironically though

Adis Sprečo no it doesn’t it happens before episode iv

After episode iii

[TB] Saltee it’s after ep. 6 when the empire has fallen

@@willhc1620 it's even stated in the first episode how the empire has fallen

That and the assumption here has to be that there are most likely two other tridactyls responsible for his conception. If we're modeling their species in relation to the human timespan, there is no way Yoda could have conceived the child and thus we know at least two other parents exist somewhere in the galaxy.

*Poisonous frogs*

He can use the force, remember! He lifted up that rhino thingy.

You failed so hard at this format you didnt even manage to make a real punchline.

ok

Is that a Marriage Story reference?

True

TheTruePhantom And mass effect

No I hate anmie

back boris it’s not anime but I agree with you

@@mrfilmreviewcriticman4110 it is anime, fight me!!

@@Dunhaibee it ain't an anime

*stormboomer*

@@trippi-jingles Old Trooper

Wait for it i’ll be super original, wait for it, wwwwait for it, annnnnnnd I DON’T OWN A TODDLER

This is exactly what I did

ethan lee wait I don’t get it can u explain?

Barnaby Barnips kidnapping

You don't get to have 369 likes.

I uhh, can’t tell you how I got possession of them but uhh, I got a few toddlers in storage...

Nah dude it evolves

It's been too long since the last Five Nights at Freddy's episode...

He's just going to update him

hes going to trade it for diet coke

Well this theory is wrong according to legends

child protection agency would like to know your location

He owns him you got a problem?! Edit: just a joke dont dislike pls?

I thought it was cute.

R/technicallythetruth

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That's not weird, I own 5

What if he has a period *GENDER PLOT TWIST*

Spider - Man I think you meant *me an unintelligent idiot*

Nutshell In a shell fair enough!

Please, the toddler owns the parents

Ultradude he has more of a minority ownership

no co-owner if you own the other owner

Ultradude no he owns the toddler idk what ur point is

Lol, greatest comment here

still enough time for mat's theory to be plausible

It is embarrassing how lazy the writers are allowed to be. Not only do people eat it up, but they do more mental gymnastics to defend it than any religion.

@@angryhairpeice That's a very interesting topic!

@@thewayseekingjedi4336 well know we know that grogu was being trained at the jedi temple stated by ashoka in season two so we now that they are trained that young.

@@deadmemes2908 Yes, that's true! And with that we know that Grogu's mind is probably "older" than his body compared to humans!

The fact of the matter is that *There is no problem with Baby Yoda*

Idk he's kinda right 😳

@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 the problem with baby yoda is that hes a bad fucking meme baby yoda for worst meme of the decade

bartekoklol only good thing anout him is how tasty he is