Finally Starting Dark Souls 3 

Yeah that’s what happens In dark souls

RIP Solaire, Seigmeyer, Laurentis, etc etc

Or tried to betray us with an invisible katana

But some became meme lords all hail Solaire: jolly cooperator,the Giant Daddy, IRON TARKUS and the one the only Maldron the Assasin.

Don't make me cry man I did new game plus 9 and cried like mad at all character seats repeating

Best way to deal with one

Yo! Another land of the lustrous fan!

PHOOOOOOOOOOS

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I…….I didn’t expect to get so many people liking my silly thing ;w;

True. Anri is wifey in that ending in the worst way lol

@@lishishur293 Anri comes back to life, tho. They’re seen kneeling in the final cutscene.

@@phntmthf5505 Yeah I forgot that part. I assume she's an undead, a hollow, like the Ashen One and came back

@@lishishur293 She is a hollow, yes

@@phntmthf5505 jerky wife

“DEW………. *DAHHHHHHHH* “

@@thatguy1056 ok, I like your interpretation, but that voice clip sounds more like fem Wario

I just love the scream she did. It sounded like a video game sound bit

Miyazaki knows what the Shen likes

Shen DURING every other game she's ever played: "I've never been more turned on in my life!" At least with every FromSoft game, lmao

Bruh

​@@jamessicard1705i just love how you said "The Shen", like she's just part of a species that is known for getting horny when playing soulsborne games

​@@Sveta69420 i am part of this species

eyvel pfp 🥰

Maybe not in the expected way though..

Dude your missing a few steps there buddy

at the low low cost of $9.99, 3 dark sigils, and anri's life, shen can be anri's wife

@@gremlinman9724 9.99?

1:02:03

"it seems I have angered the tree"

It's the best. She's somehow both wholesome in her honesty, and extremely horny

I've never seen someone getting thirsty at a souls game but HERE WE ARE

@@fabrizziovacante7409 Okay. Just. Hear me out: Blaidd.

​@@georgevanderslice9720go on...

@@bunkernuts6293 You are either thirsty for Blaidd, or you are wrong. Simple as.

To be fair, Vordt is one of the easiest bosses in the game. For someone who's at least somewhat experienced with ds games, he shouldn't be an issue at all

@@Terkiaz True, but its less about the boss and more about getting him. When you haven't gotten through Lothric before it can be a bit of a bitch. Plus she killed the mimic first try, didn't fall prey to the drake, and killed one of the mutated hollows without too much issue. Its impressive for someone not used to DS3 yet.

By the power of editing!

Admiral yes impressive idk, once you’ve gotten a feel for the dark souls series the area is honestly no harder than a tutorial level, plus she’s played blood borne meaning she’s used to the heavy reaction time requirement increase compared to ds1 and 2

Are ppl really trying to convince the OP to be less impressed by Shens feats? How wierd that you guys really feel it necessary to diminish the gravity of her achievements in the eyes of a fellow viewer. Just enjoy the vid

How do you 'dance' with rhe dancer of the boreal vally

@@killeranimatronic5448 for one her boss music is on the time signature of a waltz. She also steps in time to the music but sometimes is a little off beat. And you both are constantly repositioning in time to the waltz since the devs designed her walking and sttacking animations to fit in with the 6/8 time signature. This unique timing for her animations is typically what throws people off when they are looking for attack opportunities, since her recovery frames are on different parts of the bar than we are used to

Can you give me the timestamp?

...Y'know, I can kinda see that, ​@@MrHeorhe. Her footfalls guiding the tempo of the dance...

She's literally wife (or husband) material.

That couldn’t be more true about the majority of my first playthrough

"Let's dance" -- Sam

I straight up became an abyss watcher when if defeated them

And I took that anime dancing sword all the way to the end!

Literally did the same same

Ah I see someone else used to watch DS3 speedruns. I legit use that dagger jump technique religiously now since seeing it.

I'm an idiot, I use the dagger thing as a slight skip in cathedral of the deep every run but I never think to use it anywhere else

Gotta put this comment on a post it note now on my pc

I love DS3 how did i not know about this? Does anyone known the name of the dagger? I'm about to go try this.

@@mitchellbanks6278 Its not just one dagger, some smaller weapons have it, for example the twin daggers or the one slave hand axe from the guys with the long hood who like to hang at the wall and drop on you

She thick

Awwwww, thank you haha. I love perfectly cut screams, and Shen's are always perfect xD

@@ClassyReviews CLASSY??? *YOU'RE* SHEN'S EDITOR???

Same, I actually decided to get Sekiro because I can’t get Demon’s Souls yet

@@grypharmy7256 if you are playin on PC Demons Souls is really easy to emulate. Even with the outdated graphics a really great experience.

If you can I definitely recommend getting Sekiro, it’s so much fun. Hell I’ll hop on just to fight the small guys lol

For the love of god play Sekiro.

@@silfah3194 huh that’s kinda cool. I have a pc it’s not my main platform but I do use it a ton. I was just referring to the remake because I don’t have a ps5. Thank you though I might look into it

Or just go Mercenary if you want to play on easy mode

@@escapefromtibet2530 the spear class has 100 shield, heal and a long reach weapon so another easy mode. The pyromancer i wrecked gundyr too without breaking a sweat.

@@fjparasite1172 knight is pretty easy too. The armor absorbs a considerable amount of damage, a Good shield and the straight sword. One of the most versatile weapons in the Series!

@@fjparasite1172 The sellsword twinblades are called Winblades for a reason. Strongest weapon(s) in the game. With a Pyro build you basically can't lose anymore

Or you could go Deprived and beat Gundyr in with a stick and a loincloth. That's my go to choice. 😆

Gundyr is also 3:4 time

@@giosierra3528 That explains why most people get slammed by him on their first go.

@@giosierra3528 oh, really? I didn’t know that! No wonder champion gundyr fucked me up so bad on my first go through.

While that works as a decent metaphor, it doesn’t make any sense to say that an enemy telegraphs in 4/4 vs 3/4 unless it is a rhythm game where enemies match the music exactly. Given that Dark Souls uses AI-based bosses that don’t give any sort of strong beat vs weak beak, their attack patterns will rarely match any particular time signature. A better musical description would be using stylistic adjectives. The Dancer, unsurprisingly, moves in a manner that could fit a waltz, with heavily emphasized downbeats in her repeated spin and flowing nature. Bosses like Iudex and Champion Gundyr, on the other hand, move succinctly and pointedly with flashy strikes, loosely matching the style of a march or fanfare. Source: I am a music education major

@@josephvandevelde130 Well I don't know the timings of a waltz or a march but I am familiar with a metronome.

You don't summon him for the last fight. You need to let him out of a cell in the dungeon and he'll just show up when the fight starts.

Also it's better not to end the quest if you don't want to see him die :(

@@MeonLights but then you leave him stranded without a mission to complete, letting him only to go hollow At least he dies sane and content with his life

She never did Anri’s quest either, even though she talked to Yoel and everything. Such a shame, since she really seemed to enjoy Anri at first impressions.

yall need to understand that Dark Souls questlines are cryptic as all hell, I legitimately had to use a guide to find out where the fuck they even continued on my second playthrough. Why act like you OBVIOUSLY found this all in your first playthrough 😶

Hey man, those Pontiff knights are no joke.

God dammit those knights felt like I’d suddenly gone from the undead burg straight to anor londo with no warning lmao

@songbird 64 at least they're like glass cannons. Or Ice cannons I guess....

I typically farmed at profraned capital. If you are efficient enough you can kill all the mobs around Yhorm's arena in about 5min roughly and get about 50k souls per run (10k souls a minute is pretty nice) I managed to farm up to roughly 2mil souls in just over an hour. My char was super overlevelled for most content after that sitting pretty at around lv130+ is base ng.

@@Rikkity Why would you want to play like that though? Unless this wasn’t a first playthrough but if it was that sounds like it would ruin the whole experience.

8:37 for anyone wanting the timestamp.

I was literally reading this when it happened lmao

Whats the sound Effect on this?

@@ErikGraeb pretty sure it’s from Ed, Edd & Eddy

I must have died to Friede more times than all of the other bosses (except midir and nameless) combined

To be more specific, they are fast enough that they break the game’s normal method of reducing off-screen resource costs, causing them to teleport to your location. Bastards are such a pain they break the game.

Doesn't matter if she just leaves sigward in a jail cell anyway

Well Patches does not deserve it any other way lmao Killed him everytime in DS1 before he even had the chance to do his shenanigans (I have NO IDEA if that's spelled right don't throw stones pls)

When was that?

Same

Honestly my first playthrough I saw the farron greatsword and said “oh… oh i’m going to have to replay the game for that” cause I was going Faith

What fight

love this

@@ShakeNB1ake im mtf aswell

@@ShakeNB1ake im also bi and preferr women lol

What?

@Duckervert don't have to. 275 people get it.

Elden Ring: *chuckles menacingly from around the corner*

Nioh Twins: *confusedly stumbles into the room*

I can't get over the fact she left sigward in jail

Same, wtf is that attack and why is so rare?

He does it only if you are really good at the game

It's his long range attack. Just stand really far away and it triggers

ive seen it, its rare asf

I got that attack a million times and it's awesome because you get to hit the hand a few times for free

I hope Elden Ring has a similar armor set. Love me that pee-pants armor

@@telhelki8338 saaaaammmeeeee

Until you realise that the fallen knight armour are pants of shit. Even the item description says so.

I did not. The game gave me the best weapon at the start, the sellsword twinblades.

@@telhelki8338 I’m not good at these games but I picked up sekiro and I’m having a lot of fun I want to invest getting good at these games cuz they’ve always seemed so fun to me and I’m getting elden ring no matter how hard it will be.

Okay but is it MY right or THEIR right?

@@songbird6414 roll under their weapon swing

@@songbird6414 your left, their right.

@@Hobbitbot3000 thank you I will be trying this😂

​@@Hobbitbot3000 your left, my left, his right

Wish she finished he's quest he deserves a good ending

@@inanis9801 due to the game's very odd nature of making the npc quests very intricate and vague, it was not possible for her to do that

@@PhoenolfMangaka she was doing it on twitch they could have warned her.

@@inanis9801 was is still possible even though she was doing greyrat's quest?

Got to love character development.

To be fair the she's still scared and confused but attacks first.

Shen gave into the panic roll a lot this run, feelsbad

DS3 was my first souls and I immediately resound to a spiritual level with the demon greataxe. I beat every single boss with it starting with the abyss watchers, and yes Friede was a bitch but I tanked and traded so it was over in less than a minute

Nameless King will always give me PTSD

Accidentally my ass. Most likely guided by chat.

@@deadinside9565 dude/dudette shut up let the person think what they want to think

@@deadinside9565 dude/dudette shut up let the person think what they want to think

It took me forever to find it

Yuria: I can help with that!

Just gonna hide all the Dark Lords...

She never even did the quest too, such a shame.

for some reason reminds me of American Gods. and considering the yuria ending.... "dead wife" is also fair game

Connuptials? Im sorry

Praise the Ashenpai One!

I'll bring the Siegbräu :D

Fear not the Dark my friend, and let the feast begin

Oh shit i haven't even started to save money to buy the games

@@zenmode3125 the pirate's way is always an option ;)

I have sekiro but couldn't understand the combat system... any advice?

@@HeyImThorn parry everything brother

@@HeyImThorn it's a rhythm game in disguise, every enemy attack follows a cadence that you can counter with the parry (eg; parry, parry, miss a beat, parry, slash, slash deathblow). The biggest mistake people usually make is trying to play it like a Souls game.

@@HeyImThorn every boss has a rhythm to their attacks, your parries, through repetition or skill, should match that rhythm to avoid damage

And Elden Ring whenever that finally drops. :D

I hope she is ok whatever happened to her (yes i am still watching)

@@pokuhmoo9415 thank you I hope so to