This Game Is Full Of CHAOS 

Jack going "Bullshit" then walking away blasting Linkin Park is objectively the funniest thing ever put into in a videogame

i have no idea what's going on but jack telling everyone to shut up is fun

For those curious, the reason why Sarah dies, but can still get kidnapped by Jack is - according to the game's Wikipedia page - because at the end of the game Jack and his Fiends travel back 2000 years in time to set up the conditions that will create the Warriors of Light, which erases everything that happened in the game. No, really. This whole game was a DnD party realizing they had a bad party build, and deciding to reroll and start over.

the *"I DON'T GIVE AFUCK WHO YOU ARE!"* scene is just peak dnd energy

i love how this entire games story can be boiled down to "the true chaos was the friends we made along the way"

This game has such fan-fiction energy, like someone fed an AI every Final Fantasy game plot and it came up with this.

29:12 Knocking someone out by punching them in the solar plexus is the Japanese version of that western action trope where bopping someone on the head renders them safely unconscious for an hour. It's almost as ubiquitous as the anime grunts

"You can't just give the medieval princess an Ipod!" has the same energy as "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!"

Milky continues to prove to us all that he is, indeed, a cryptid

16:13 If anyone who only has a passing knowledge of Final Fantasy (like me) and you're wondering why that cute gremlin almost demolished them, that's just what Tonberries do. Bow before your new Tonberry overlords.

its not an isekai, jack has late stage dementia and is in an old persons home and his party is his family and he cant remember and just wants everyone to shut up cause its too confusing. the monsters are nurses who just wanna give him his medicine

As I saw someone say elsewhere, it's great to finally have a protagonist that wants to skip all the cutscenes.

The grilled cheese sammich was horrible, I have gained 1000 negative brain cells from said sammich, and nearly passed out laughing from how stupid it was. Chaos/10 would recommend

You gotta admit that having the ability to turn people into blood crystals after doing a killing blow is pretty sick.

What makes me laugh is the idea that this badass Garland, who totally wrecked everyone and flooded the world with darkness, got his face pushed in by some level 5 heroes.

Well, this game promised Chaos and by god did we get it.

You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Jack? No I do! I know, Jed. I'm sad! I know, Jed.

This game is like being fed a spoonful of sand and being told it's sugar

The term "grimderp" comes to mind. When something is trying so hard to be dark and gritty, that it loops back around to being a fucking parody of itself.

“This game is not worth your money, it will NEVER be, but holy shit, maybe it was worth my time” - Max0r

Shenpai, THE most chaotic individual ever, is playing a game to Destory/Find/Become Chaos..... *I'm here for it*

Milky guessing the plot doesn't hit as hard when the marketing outright says "yeah he becomes Chaos shut up"

In 7 years, some 20-something is going to fondly remember that stupid edgy game they loved back in the day. Then they're going to say "bullshit" and walk out the door while playing Limp Biskitz.

Ya know I remember hearing that the devs were disappointed with all the "Chaos" memes when the demo came out...which would imply that they actually take this story seriously to some extent. I find that hilarious.

Shen's cacklings and Milky being so done with Jack really convinced me to get this game now

This has to be one of those "so bad, it's good" kind of games. Love every second of this video.

Less than 4 minutes in and I'm already convinced that the theme of this game is that time is a myth and sanity is meaningless

Shen is laughing her ass off while milky is slowly losing his mind: The series Also the Grill Cheese Meltdown: 25:42

I like how every second cutscene they’re wearing a completely different outfit for no reason I can possibly think of

I have no knowledge of Final Fantasy 1 but hearing Milky's rant about what this game did wrong is more entertaining without that knowledge because it is like listening to a mad man!

"You're level one. You can't fight the final boss." The Souls community says otherwise.

This is like my friend’s old dnd campaign, completely incomprehensible but really funny

Having grew up and only played the first half of final fantasy games makes watching this one hell of a trip lmao

With each affirmative grunt and fist bump, a small part of my soul dies. 10/10 video, would watch again

Chaos was the friends we made along the way.

Damn, that one scene where Jack tells Jed to shut up? Made me cry, JO crystal/10

And people say video games aren't art.

I think the most funny thing about this is that the story setup *is* promising. You know they just took out all the worldbuilding/character development, and setup required to make it work. That said, Jack is a legend, and no you can't take my angry child away from me.

Translated anime game cutscenes are my religion. They always keep the grunts in and it's so awkward because we don't have such mannerisms over here.

What blows my mind is this isn't even a prequel from what I keep hearing, it's practically it's own thing, in it's own universe, set in FF1... ... and I'm okay with that. Cuz it looks stupid fun, and I love stupid fun LOL.

Sooo, You want to tell me this game starts with three guys showing their balls to each other and instantly become bros? I think I'll pass on this one.

This is like Final Fantasy’s equivalent of “The Room”😂😂😂 “You’re tearing me apart Jack!”

"let me get this straight, you think this game is good?" I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

me: Jed looks nice , i liked him Shenpai: we need to get rid of Jed me: oh no-

Imagine the pitch meeting of this game, head director kicked in the room with huge gacha box that contain most random things they could possibility think of and every dev have to roll the gacha one by one for plot making and can not reroll.

I guess you could say that this was Jack’s…Final Fantasy. Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.

Pretty sure the ending literally give away that Garland purposely lost to the warrior of light at the beginning. Since he said he was going train the warrior of light themselves.

25:41 Every time Milky goes on a tangent, I just end up rolling on the floor with laughter

Ah yes my favorite kind of video! One where Shen laughs! Wait, that’s all her videos…

I'll say it again: this game has a distinct smell. A 2009 capcom smell.

I once heard Jack described as “the type of dude to rip his shirt off to take a shit” and I think thats as accurate as it gets.

29:04 It's an anime trope in which people pass out when you punch them in the gut. Right alongside tasers knocking people out cold.

Two different games where the games protag is called Jack, with crazy ass plots and memes. And shen has played both SoP and MGR

This game makes kingdom hearts look like a well-written masterpiece.

Ahh, I understand now Jack didn't want to kill Chaos, he wanted to kill the EXPOSITION!

Ah yes, the terrifying first boss of Final Fantasy: Jack

This is either the best game or the worst game. Honestly can't tell.

This wasn't the grilled cheese we ordered.

Honestly, despite Shen and Milky ribbing on the party, I actually really like their dynamic. Most of the scenes aren't shown in this video (in fact, I don't think any of them are), but Jack is more than the gruff 'screw everything, let's go just' guy he comes off in the beginning (the part of the story where all he is is just an impulse to kill Chaos). He actually does develop over time and the group's dynamic actually works for me. I can see them being friends and getting along. There are points where Jack does talk about how he comes off as angry when he does mean to, and the party makes jabs at him for it too. It's definitely a memey game, but I actually felt bad in the finale. I just think that going into w/ the impression it would just be one big joke while not really trying to take it seriously does make you blind to certain elements. It's why I laughed at Dead Space the whole way through when most people are spooked going through - I was w/ people that led to me trying to be funny/entertaining. Some kinda of media don't really work in groups if you're expected to pay attention to sporadic moments.

Milky: "You can't be here Tiamat, you're the final fiend!" Me, killing Tiamat after Lich: "haha open exploration go brrrrrrr-"

Imagine going back in time to show this game to Sakaguchi as he was working on the original FF1.

I’m so… very confused. The fact that none of the sequence of events are edited together and they talk like a mix of Solid Snake and FF15 characters makes me question my sanity 😭 Also, “Looks like my crystal is vibrating” is my favorite line

I've played ff1 and I unironically love this game. The sense of humour in the first half of the game is great and then the ending is nutty and I loved it. Then on your second playthrough, the throw away dialogue you hear between your companions early on has a double meaning. For example in the second level, you hear your team mates saying "Jack is something else, do you think he could be the one?" The way the game is setup this just sounds like generic "wow strong main character, he really could be the one to kill chaos" when if you know the ending, you know that's not what they mean at all! Same with when you fight astos, leading up to it, he keeps asking "who am I?" And acts disappointed with your answers because he wants you to say "his friend" but your answers keep confirming the lie and you're unintentionally hurting him. I thought it was really clever how they used the corny humour and back drop to really drive that contrast between the first and second half. Sure the graphics are ass and the level design is pretty basic but the gameplay was stellar so honesty shaping up to be my goty

"This is the best way for me to farm content, I don't have to play the game." Ah, Shen has finally cracked the code to make tons of money on twitch. React content.

I have no final fantasy knowledge, so watching this makes it look like this game is on crack. I love it edit: it seems that the devs for this game were on crack, judging by the replies, which somehow makes this broken mess of a game make more sense

Never played any FF. This game is absolutely beautiful.

Dissidia: “For one who has lost all memory, why did the dream have to be so....cruel?” Stranger: "Bullshit" *plays Limpbizkit on phone*

2:56 what's worse was that Nomura fought to have this song in the game. I don't know why but he fought hard for it.

This is what happens when you build your game around an abridged series

Shen thank you for making a video of the fucking video game ever. This is truly the first to get 32 trillion

Milky doesn’t get it how amazing this game is, the absolute drive of jack, the bro friendship, and the perfect timing grunting ;)

Teacher: Alright class, today we’ll be learning about math. 2 plus 2 is- Jack: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT IT IS!!

22:28 “you should touch it as much as possible” you could have phrased it differently other words exist 💀

I think the best thing about this game is nothing in the game is really out of line with FInal Fantasy as a whole. Like it is the most Final Fantasy esque Final Fantasy game and it's great

I love how in most other FF games, aside from like the NES ones where you make the whole party yourself, the characters usually have to come together and typically argue a bit or they have some pre-established relationships, but here they just go “You got a crystal? You’re alright, get in!” and that’s all you need to join the merry band of chaos killers.

I haven't seen a melt down and a I CALLED IT moment in a game sense in such a long time. Like this whole video reminded me of my own experience with 15 as I ranted at a friend for an hour about what Ardyn story line was gonna be. Milky done-ness was a whole ass mood.

The best kind of prequel: absolutely unhinged

I’m only six minutes in and I’m pretty sure I’ve whispered the words “oh my god” to myself in delirium 40 times already

I kid you not, I was on the verge of tears at 27:00 because of how fucking ridiculous that scene is + Shen's laugh🤣. It's so funny how serious this game is and wants to be. Also Jack is literally me when I'm tired of game that I'm too committed to quit 🤣🤣.

They aimed to make an over the top absurd game. And they succeeded. By god, they succeeded.

I need more characters like Jack, significantly better than any attempt at story making ngl

24:00 Their recognition of the game grumps bit is everything to me

Jack IS the expedition, literally the moving plot device.

The commentary on this and Shen´s fkn laugh... I´m in love. This is the content that I need in my life.

Fantasy elements? Check. Sci-Fi bullshit future stuff? Check. Some weird combo of the two? Check. Utter confusion as to how anything fits into anything else. CHECK CHECK CHECK. Yep Definitely a Final Fantasy game.

Jack doesn't have time for anyone's bullshit or anyone's lore exposition

I don't even know what's happening in these cutscenes, but Jack ignoring everything and telling everyone to f*ck off is giving me life Also the bro-fist cult that they're forming is killing me

Jack enunciates clearly: "Who do you think you are...?" Lufenians: He's unintelligible. Probly cuz he's corrupted. Jack, are you corrupted?

Protag: *grunts *"Anime grunt" counter pops up _Oh this is gonna be good~_

I can't believe I almost choked on my soda just at the mention of G R I L L E D C H E E S E

29:50 that edit fucking killed me🤣

This game is a fuck streak from start to finish I also thought this was supposed to be like a remake of FF1 which is why I compared it so much to FF1 hence why I was like "W HA T" every minute

What makes me chuckle more I can’t stop imagining jack as big boss

This game is like going to an ice cream parlor and asking for chocolate ice cream, and they hand you a 3 month old glass of milk that you paid 60$ for.

"you called the entire story" like the game wasn't called final fantasy origin and the main characters name wasn't garland and all his friends weren't the exact number to be the fiends. the jump to guess it was a villain origin must've been a big one.

Shenpai: Uploads My happiness: *Guess who's back, back again*

The crystal scene made me realize how the internet messed up my sense of humor......

This game is so raw. Actual masterpiece

"Hopes and Dreams from Undertale?!" Shen hums "Undertale" "Dogsong" plays over the game 3 music jokes in one

Jack Garland is what every chaotic stupid rogue aspires to be in D&D: a 13 year old's idea of what a badass is.