finding a woodland mansion?? (baddiesmp 15 ) 

danny screaming JARVIS HELP whenever he's in trouble will never not be funny

Danny is chaotic evil, Kurtis is chaotic neutral, and Jarvis is lawful good

I like how the first half of this video is just kurtis and danny messing around while jarvis does all the preperation for getting to the woodl;and mansion

"Enemies to lovers arc" Someone said in chat while newspaper was blown to torn

Best parts, in no particular order: 1. “This is PORN on the phone!” 2. Jarvis demeaning your pickaxes when you teased him

i watched this live and i watched kurtis’s and jarvis’s gaming channel videos and “that’s my friend logan” still gets me every time

Jarvis almost dying in Minecraft is like the smart kid in class getting a bad grade. You know you're fucked.

“*in tune of we didn’t start the fire* and so did kurtis, he did a good job! everybody’s proud of kurtis 🥰” killed me

nick: *does literally nothing* danny: i've kidnapped your precious cat and buried him alive kurtis: *tries to kill danny multiple times* danny: haha dude stoppp haha

someone make a compilation of all the song parodies theyve made bc the one that kurtis did “cause everytime we touch, i turn to chee-eese” is literally the funniest thing he has ever done lmao

the biggest prank of all time. this wednesday will be a shock to your system, buddy.

the one time i decide to watch youtube on my balcony WITHOUT my earbuds, danny starts screaming about porn being on the phone....

someone should make a compilation of Danny going "JARVIS HEEEEELLP"

if the baddie smp was a family, kurtis and danny are like the younger siblings, nick is the middle child, and jarvis is the exasperated older sibling who has to babysit

I love how Jarvis becomes the father figure whenever these two are around

7:36 danny jumping into the boat and kurtis’s strangled yell when he turns around and sees him is so fucking funny

This is definitely one of the most raw smp ever, and it’s kind of refreshing. Now that there are smp’s as large scale and staged like the dream smp, it’s nice to see that everyone in the baddie smp are genuinely friends and progressing together.

Danny "sucks at inventory management" Gonzalez.

I watched this live, rewatched the vod and watched kurtis and jarvis’ video, and the taco restaurant bit kills me every time 💀💀

"youre supposed to catch these hands" im a start saying that when im boxing

I just had the best glass of water

Danny this is seriously intense but takis are even more intense

The best porn is the ones where they shout that it's porn while making it

i like how its just the cat head that remains of the prank. kinda poetic?? the eyes of dr. newspaper look over the ruined skyscraper of his killer 😓

Danny: *the suspense is killing me* Kurtis: *stabs and runs away* Danny: *Oh, no, you're killing me*

It's peak comedy that they were talking about going to sleep because of creepers and then at 2:15 we see that Kurtis was blown up by a creeper.

Are we not gonna talk about Danny almost calling Jarvis "babe"??

I love Danny and Kurtis’ friendship they are so fun together

this entire smp is just ppl throwing resources at danny just for him to die and lose all of it lmfao

I was literally just about to look up a Minecraft video to watch while I crochet and I see this gets uploaded so yeah perfect timing.

the newspaper prank got me burst out laughing every single time

I love how Jarvis literally says a vex and Danny comes up with fairy ghost

I was watching this in the livingroom when you started screaming "this is porn on this phone" You almost got me killed Danny lol

I like how this is my 4th time watching the same thing but it still carries the same entertainment value anyway

petition for chad chad to join the smp-- she'd fit in perfectly

i just got done watching a newspaper tribute video

The first half of this ep had that good good energy from the start of the smp. I love the rest of the gang but the Danny/Kurtis dynamic is just so very good.

Jarvis is the only peace keeper

Wish they continued this series, it was so funny and fun to watch love and not live ☹️

"That's my friend Logan" LMFAOOOO

hopped off and never came back💔

The way I've seen this from everyone's perspective

This episode is funnier than newspaper’s death

I need baddiesmp back asap

The newspaper cat prank has to be one of the funniest most devious moments in all of minecraft youtube history

i decided to watch this at work during my break with no earphones and i totally forgot danny was gonna yell porn 😭

this is probably the hardest i’ve seen danny laugh ever in a video and it makes me very happy :,)

The best part is listening to this video in my pencil sharpener and drinking choky milk in my tie. Now let’s together watch

This is them building up lore for their own server.

on my lunch break for the first day of my first real job and this video is helping me get thru it’s like hanging with my friends on my break even tho i’m just watching them play and they don’t know i exist

Danny cut out Privy To The Crux.

dude watching this live was a trip istg

someone in chat said ‘MATE I’M TRYING TO FEED MY DUCKS’

I was actually getting teary eyed when he made the monument to Newspaper and I was actually devastated to see it explode. I would 100% kill his cats after that.

jarvis is literally just the dad parenting danny and kurtis

I wonder what the other people at the taco restaurant thought “If you ever hit my cat again” “This is war buck-o”

This is a better war than the dream smp one, where are the animatics

rest in peace baddie smp 💔

It seems like danny totally forgot about his solo world

this is like the end of fight club - yeah when they burn down the woodland mansion

I hope they continue this series

"Theres a structure outside my house,, oh i think i know what you mean,a fence? or your neigbhors house

I like how Danny died in the exact same way as Jarvis in his last video

Danny almost calling Jarvis babe was cute 😊 *EDIT!*: timestamp 5:16

I need more baddie smp :(

Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum

Fun fact: these videos makes our days better

I really wanted to get into parkour as a kid and then I did it for 10 years

Before danny hit the lever I was like “the cat is going to blow up 100%” and i was right lmaoo

I watched the stream and regret not remembering "THERES PORN ON THIS PHONE" Never watch Danny Gonzalez next to your mother is what I've learned, luckily im a fast person and got rid of the sound

Kurtis singing dark horse as parcorse PLSNSN

10 minutes of kurtis and Danny just fucking around

3:11: PLS I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE NEWSPAPER AND WAS HOPING IT WOULD STAY

Woodland mansions are seriously intense

i watched this stream 3 different ways because i'm that starved for content

Hearing Kurtis talk about planking a year before he tried to bring back the trend when he was on tour is VERY good foreshadowing

why is danny’s laugh at 10:17 so cute 🥺

danny im waiting for more baddiesmp stuffff

come back baddie smp🙁

The fact that I knew newspaper statue was gonna blow up 😂😂😂

I was watching this with my door open when Danny screamed "this is porn" and I nearly broke my pc trying to turn it down quick enough lol

I am genuinely devastated they didn't rebuild newspaper

I fucking knew the cat was gonna blow up I guessed it I was nervous my palms were sweaty, knees weak arms were heavy there was vomit on my sweater already, moms spaghetti

Jarvis is such a mom friend

I've been binge-watching all of the baddie SMP I absolutely love this

the fact this stream was like 2 weeks ago and the episode is only just up 😂

that was pog when you leaped into Kurtis's boat

honestly watching this from kurtis' view and then danny's view.....i gotta agree kurtis missed out on a lot when newspaper blew up but also the rest of them missed out on so much with kurtis and his creeper problem

A statue of newspaper 🤗 now he's the god of all cats

Please fight the Wither!

everybodys proud of kurtis 🎶

They are called illagers the magic ones are vindicaters and pillagers don’t live in the mansion and they mostly have crossbows

WE NEED MORE BADDIE SMP PLSSSSS

3:42 just imagining people sitting across him in the restaurant, listening to him aggressively whispering this into the phone with no context whatsoever

This Baddie SMP is just like Attack on Titan no I will not elaborate

Now this is pretty pog

i love how jarvis is the only one doing work and kurtis and danny are playing around the whole time.

Kurtis did destroy the scaffold.

Dude, when Danny started reading the first sign, I immediately thought back to goofy ass minecraft maps from 2014 that functioned exactly like this, and just got hit with a wave of nostalgia I miss that simpler time...

Things have changed so much I remember the good old days in baddie SMP part one