newspaper 2.0 (baddiesmp 13) 

I like how Elsie is laying out all sorts of cool lore and Danny just started beef with a cat

baddiesmp rules: 1. dont trust danny with cats 2. dont trust kurtis with iron dad 3. dont trust jarvis with fire arrows

As a general rule, don't trust Danny with cats

I love how Jarvis seems so excited about everything

Can’t believe Elsie’s already started lore, can’t wait for the Reckoning of the Order.

can't believe he actually hit the cat, newspaper was the start of his villain arc

14:50 Dixie just ate some taki’s that’s why everything is flying

The Dixie impression was actually not too bad at first tbh

nick is the epitome of "heyyy cmooon im just a little guy its my birthdayyy you wouldnt hit a guy on his birthday cmonn"

genuinely cannot believe y'all are making lore but i'm not complaining

Dixie SMP lore is intense, but Takis are seriously intense

If jarvis went rogue i dont think anyone in the server would be able to stop him

Everyone talking out about how Elsie accused kurtis of murder reminded me of when Kurtis and Danny were together and Danny very *inconspicuously* killed that villager kid in silence and then acted like nothing was wrong

God Jarvis is already the lawful good guy in this lore huh

still can't believe drew is playing with faze jarvis.

Danny is slowly becoming the villain of the server and I'm not ready-

Danny: "Your mic is clipping..." Also Danny every stream: "aAGhhggahAaAGggghh!!!!!!!!"

jarvis is definitely the mom of the group

Danny needs to be put in prison for crimes against cats, just saying…

Danny kills every cat in his sight and then expects us to trust him with a new one. Nice try Danny!

danny is all wholesome playing gta and then turns into the joker in baddie smp

If Dixie gets incorporated into the lore I. WILL. WHEEZE. SO. HARD.

They say the warning signs of a serial killer is animal abuse...

“Theres blood coming out of my eyes.” “...ya’need a napkin?” Bruh Elsie seems so chill and funny irl

Elsie: Did you just say POG out loud??? Danny: is that 🥺 is that 🥺 a gamer 🥺 faux pas? 🥺🥺🥺

this whole smp is just a bunch of 13 year old adults and i absolutely love it

The “Dixie donate $4” has me weak LMFAO

If only new newspaper knew what happened to the original

Just started the vid, hope he doesn’t kill the new cat Edit: that cat is fearing for its life

Elsie talks like an adventure time character in the best way

"we like to be potty positive" THESE ARE GROWN PEOPLE RN HDJSK

i still can’t believe Danny and Dixie live in the same house

7:43 Danny: Hey Nick, your mic is kinda cutting out, maybe because you're screaming. Danny every 10 seconds: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

i love how when nick was threatening kurtis with the bow and arrow he said "i'm gonna count to five" the same way parents do to toddlers lmao

this video is just danny being an absolute menace to society and the smp for 24 minutes straight

rip newspaper, gone but not forgotten 💕(except for the times Danny actually forgot)

Jarvis is the only adult in this server

20:52 “please let this cat live you monster” I’m deadddd

Danny sitting back in his chair and menacingly saying 'i could kill your cat so easily' feels like the beginning of his Joker origin story

And the lore begins.

you know the fans are dedicated when this was posted 20 seconds ago and there are 74 likes

I love Danny’s vibe in this smp, the lore goes great with the “he’s no more the same since the death of his cat”

Danny going from a nice lil cat lover to a mad cat murderer is his villain arc

danny when this video is done the cat better be alive and well.

The whole Dixie bit is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while like it doesn’t get old

Hey drew can u get Danny on this smp???

summary: the OG baddies have dissolved, nick and danny legitimately hate each other, and nick is turning everyone against him with his pseudo-racist freudian slips especially jarvis. also elsie is a chaos mage.

he did not just call the cat that he tried to kill "newspaper 2.0" the disrespect (btw for the people who haven't watched the latest stream, danny and nick fought after danny put his cat in a grave and told him to look in there because "he could hear meows from the toom")

i like that this smp server has no timeline at all

baddiesmp, AKA danny giving his world to his friends and making them take care of it

Oh my God I was watching this from Kurtis’s stream and foolishly thought that Jarvis had pushed Danny off when in reality Danny just fell as he was trying to kill Jarvis 😂😂😂. I’m so sorry to Jarvis for believing Danny over him... 🤣

Drew is the order change my mind

12:55 THE FACE HE MAKES AND HE SAYS "ᵃ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖᵉʳ ᵇˡᵉʷ ᵘᵖ ᵐʸ ˢʰᵃᶜᵏ 😩🤺"

Danny's having too much fun voicing Dixie

1:15 I can’t that was so cute 😭

Gregs, line up for attendance

All I’ve taken from this is that Danny has a cat killing kink

This is the best SMP series I've ever watched just cause it's not what I'd expect from all of these people😂

Elsie is the serial killer of the smp and I’m living for it.

i love jarvis' energy sm

I’ve been waiting for this Daniel.

The Baddie SMP alignments: Danny is Neutral Evil, Elsie is Lawful Evil, Kurtis is Chaotic Good, Nick is Chaotic Neutral, Jarvis is either Lawful Good or Neutral Good

I can't watch the streams, but this is definitely the highlight of my day whenever these are posted, love the chaos, yall should try playing bedwars or skywars if you can, I think that'd definitely be a good time

Normal people when they find gold in minecraft: “oh neat! Good for the nether trades!” Kurtis when he finds gold in minecraft: ✨👄✨

I will only be satisfied once Danny officially moves into his house and out of the shack

Danny: We're not gonna cheat Also Danny: 22:42

You haven't even heard the crux of this story...

Danny’s just jealous that Nick has a cat that’s still alive 👀

the beginning of the second civil war of the baddie smp (the first one being the great sign war of 2020)

Danny was traumatized from newpapers death he wants to kill every cat he sees. nicks cat is his first victim

I really want Jarvis to have a villain arc, he’s just so pure and like the good guy of the server I would enjoy the plot twist

i don’t know how to explain it but the way Elsie says “he just murdered a man!!” scratches a very specific itch 9:25

8:25 Dixie donated twice! What a nice ghost

Call the town "Blaze Rod" so you can say "My blaze rods got a little election"

Are we gonna look over the fact that someone named dixie donated while they where being haunted?

Place your bets right now, who is going to kill Danny in the next part

i feel like danny is just out to get cats..

14:42 sounds like dixi's doing a Takis ad, nothing to worry about

the fact that all the privy to the crux jokes weren’t kept in,,,,,,

Danny looks like he aged for once and became Rumplestiltskin

jarvis is the only good guy in this smp 😭

I love how you can see danmys happiness increse cause of kurtis

Minecraft is turning Danny into an absolute rascal

Still waiting till they include Drew

love how they accused kurtis of killing a guy, a zombie appeared and they claimed it was the murder victim, and then they instantly were like “well let’s finish the job” as if they weren’t just scolding kurtis for that

Danny's Baddies SMP persona is the best. His banter with Nick genuinely makes me laugh

The collective “woahs” at 6:42 was so funny.

is danny being possesed by the ghost dixie damelio gonna be the lore

i’ve been rewatching old episodes of the baddiesmp and i’m so glad you guys did this

danny asked, "what did we find?" let's answer, i'll go first: holes in y'all's friendship apparently (/j)

NO REPLACING NEWSPAPER

danny got left out on his own server, personally I can relate

This is proof that Danny killed newspaper purposely.

i love chris melberger so much this crossover makes me so happy

chris joining made me so happy i literally gasped lmao

maybe he can keep newspaper alive this time

I wanna start a war in the comments, so which animals death was saddest. 1. Unnamed horse 2. Newspaper 1 3. Newspaper 2 4. All the animals he probably killed off stream

“the crux- sort of the crux of the plan..”

I freaking love Danny’s impression of dixie 😂😂

Literally missed Kurtis so much I'm so glad I heard his voice in this. It's never the same without him.