Fire Emblem Choose My Units be like 

Name: Slugma GUTS Description: Ouch, my guts.

My unit is called Funny Hat Roy Its Roy but I but a funny hat on his sprite :)

You forgot about bingus with 30 base strength and a zero in every other stat

This is absolutely fucking fantastic. Vimitri for CYL 9!!!!

Name: Armpit girl Description: Super hot armpit girl with big armpits and huge armpits and cute armpits and she's the sister of Mia but her legendary armpits are very armpity. Affinity: Me

Two units coming with S support off the bat would be unthinkable in modern FE. Imagine the horror of someone realizing they can't S support someone with their avatar. The most important thing when joining lord's army isn't being strong or battle hardened, it's being single. I have no hope the next game will change that, but that would be a treat.

edgy backstories and shipping? no wonder 3H is the most popular game in the franchise

My unit is called Problem Solver, and he's a completely worthless and irredeemable unit that has like a 15 or 20 use prf bow of 90 accuracy and 18 might (crit is optional if you're feeling fruity), 2-range. You get Problem Solver early in the game, and you deploy them if you think you'll need to swat a flier or three. He can't hit anything that doesn't fly because of back problems requiring his body be angled upwards. In his supports we discover that Problem Solver is afraid of heights and that's why he despises fliers. Also he's in a lawsuit against Boeing for reasons yet to be revealed. If your fliers reach a high enough combined level he turns traitor in the final map (even if dead) and gets a special item granting him 30 move, Canto and brave attacks. Yeah that'll surely provide fun gameplay.

My unit is called Duster Spirit He is a mage because burning your enemies is better than try and stab through an armor and has good def because being a mage doesn't mean you cannot learn how to use a fucking shield He joins lategame because he chooses the winning side

Glad I never did anything like this cringe.

My unit is Arturillery A pallet swapped Artur from Sacred Stones. He is a sage with 5 boltings in his inventory and starts as a red unit 1 hp 100% 14 attack 50% 8 skill 20% 14 speed 50% 9 luck -25% 0 def 10% 0 res 10%

It's kinda true but I wonder how many Shadowlord characters are actually genuine nowadays instead of people just doing it to go along with the memes

MAKE IT A SCOTTISH ACCENT GENERAL IN FULL ARMOR. NO FACE, JUST HELMET. There. You asked "anyone"

Name Stiu: Description: One day they all plopped into existence or something idk nobody knows Capable of using: Staves, Light, Dark, Fire, Wind, Thunder, Axes. PRF Weapon: Yoink: A staff that allows the user to take any item/weapon from any enemy on the map (even equipped weapons). Stats: HP 76, Str 18, Def 22, Skill 7, Mag 27, RES 13, Luck 36, Weapon Level 49, Skills: D: Effective Magic stat becomes the Sum of Magic + Resistance and Effective Resistance becomes the Sum of Resistance + Magic. Flurry: Extends Combat duration to 5 rounds (activates by command). Crit + 30: StaffRange+infinity: all staffs used by this unit have infinite range. Edit oh I forgot that Yoink has 776 uses! Just to let you know. Oh and also they’re growth rates are 3% in every stat.

Or in my case, just make a pure support unit because I'm lazy

Average CCMU experience ,

My unit pick would be a female sage named Circe! Her affinity is Wind along with the pallet similar to Natasha. Have a prf light tome that is unbreakable so she can use the S rank Light time later. The character replacement have to be *Sophia* Growth rate: 300 - 40HP, 75Mag, 65Spd, 40 Skl, 10Def, 30Res, 40 Lck …oh! Forgot the boon and bane! Boon: Luck. Bane: HP Boon: Speed. Bane: HP Boon: Luck. Bane: HP Boon: Magic. Bane: HP Boon: Speed Bane: HP

Here is my unit Sneedwing, please pick me! Name: PEAK Class: REV Lord Personal Skill: Astra but max HP as skill chance proc. Growths: Just max it out, because he is peaking Boon/Bane Neutral, because Max stats, hihi Character description: Literally peak of the Fire Emblem Franchise Note: Please build custom dialogue in with "The REV has reached its PEAK", that would be so nice. Portrait: Will send ya through mail, but I might swap it x20 in the playthrough of yours, *INSERT CUTE BAKA EMOJI* Thank you for the wonderful opportunity, cincerily yours truly... Shadowlord

Hm, I hope to see wherever you next want people to give serious answers. Have fun with the jokes!

Makes me glad I never did anything this cringe. 😂 Just the same character magically survived her previous series where died. 😂