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First Date Post Pandemic 

Julie Nolke
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Just a couple hiccups but it was pretty smooth sailing after that...
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Written By the incredible Christian Smith. Check out his youtube channel here: / @christiannat

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30 сен 2024

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@julienolke
@julienolke 3 года назад
If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️
@e.4987
@e.4987 3 года назад
Pleeeeeease do make a second video of this type about a situation after Corona 😁😁
@jonbongjovi1869
@jonbongjovi1869 2 года назад
this one SHOULD'VE ended with you both in bed...with a GIANT face shield tween you both!
@philipgoldenstein8247
@philipgoldenstein8247 2 года назад
I love all of your work, very funny! However, this one is strangely erotic.
@seantDrummer
@seantDrummer 4 года назад
“Wear a mask when you’re inside me” genius pickup line
@bobbyweirddick6556
@bobbyweirddick6556 4 года назад
She forgot to shut the door
@Nickelodeon81
@Nickelodeon81 4 года назад
@@bobbyweirddick6556 I know. There could be 150 burglars storming in stealing stuff and they would never know.
@iBRiDGE380
@iBRiDGE380 4 года назад
Omg. 😁😁😁😁
@LB-uw1lk
@LB-uw1lk 4 года назад
I am the one thousand like. No need to thank me
@jamesbarnes9097
@jamesbarnes9097 4 года назад
@@thetitotruthtotem8779 lol. Me too.
@turtle6416
@turtle6416 4 года назад
"I am clean.." "I think it's great that you are clean." Awkward level: 100%
@ryedralisk8620
@ryedralisk8620 4 года назад
@KRISHNA CHAITHANYA clean could mean clean in a hygienic manner, it could also mean being "clean" from sexually-transmitted diseases
@leahgroess5361
@leahgroess5361 4 года назад
When "getting tested" means a Covid assay, not STIs.
@DespadaPlaysGames
@DespadaPlaysGames 4 года назад
@@leahgroess5361 Why not all three?! \o/
@amazingly_bookish
@amazingly_bookish 4 года назад
Oh, I thought it were about drugs haha
@AzureStarline
@AzureStarline 4 года назад
but I, but I am, I am sanitized 😂
@Chakrenqueen
@Chakrenqueen 4 года назад
"I'm an actor in theater. I haven't worked for a couple of ye..." oh. Yeah. F...
@rl1171
@rl1171 4 года назад
This line did it for me.
@NilesBlackX
@NilesBlackX 4 года назад
"couple ye.." was concerning, given her track record of being prophetic
@siobhankent5242
@siobhankent5242 4 года назад
People in the future: hmm that weird. People in the future again: I’m just gonna read my history book about corona-
@jedclampett7705
@jedclampett7705 4 года назад
This chick is OFF the chart funny! Well done, kid!!!!!
@fournierman
@fournierman 3 года назад
"Wear a mask while you're inside me." HAHA! Had to pause the video due to laughing so much.
@mjuberian
@mjuberian 4 года назад
funny but sad at the same time.. both great actors
@youtubechannel5429
@youtubechannel5429 3 года назад
This is so well played I couldn’t stop cringing
@7ou70
@7ou70 3 года назад
this is so sadly true i dont even know if i should be laughing
@BackfallGenius
@BackfallGenius 4 года назад
Joke's on you Julie, this is how awkward I was in dates BEFORE the pandemic
@bleach00101
@bleach00101 4 года назад
Even the mask inside you part?
@dgabriela1116
@dgabriela1116 4 года назад
And now you have a excuse!!! 😊
@Cicelyqed
@Cicelyqed 4 года назад
Exactly what I was thinking!
@mewpie85
@mewpie85 4 года назад
😂
@spaghettiman3757
@spaghettiman3757 4 года назад
if I even *had* dates, I would be awkward too.
@ycy-wav
@ycy-wav 4 года назад
So basicially everyone becomes as socially awkward as the people that isolated themselves before the pandemic...
@hellohowareyou9745
@hellohowareyou9745 4 года назад
Finally, a restart! Lol
@EaZy-Tr
@EaZy-Tr 4 года назад
Lol, this is a perfect correlation
@twentyoneeilishes5313
@twentyoneeilishes5313 4 года назад
Yes! Finally! We’re used to being awkward, and now we have all the power!
@theklam5359
@theklam5359 4 года назад
Yeap..
@skyblueerik
@skyblueerik 4 года назад
Not even possible
@Little_Lotta
@Little_Lotta 4 года назад
I almost couldn’t finish this video because of how awkward it is. But that’s how you know they’re good actors.
@SilentBudgie
@SilentBudgie 4 года назад
This is how first dates always go, unless it's with someone that you're already friends with.
@davidk7529
@davidk7529 3 года назад
Actually..... awkward acting has been popular for a while now, but have you every seen any actors who are *_not_* good at it?? It's not a sign of good acting, it's a sign of the writers picking that mood. That is literally all it is.
@jackbastian4072
@jackbastian4072 3 года назад
it's 2:22 and i can't go any farther because the second hand embarrassment is too much
@kaylinealsen8536
@kaylinealsen8536 3 года назад
I'm here reading comments during the video trying to escape the awkwardness
@tinyspyro8163
@tinyspyro8163 3 года назад
Lol same xD
@campbellrea5027
@campbellrea5027 4 года назад
I never new it was possible to be this uncomfortable.
@djalilabd1847
@djalilabd1847 4 года назад
Knew* (sorry I'm an English student)
@campbellrea5027
@campbellrea5027 4 года назад
@@djalilabd1847 lol sorry that was a typo
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 4 года назад
As someone with autistic tendencies who is ashamed of desire, I found the explicit communication very relaxing, and the inhibited touching quite charming.
@DavidPlass
@DavidPlass 4 года назад
First time watching this channel? LOL
@Hacker011AP
@Hacker011AP 4 года назад
Ask me..XD
@erika6473
@erika6473 4 года назад
Julie: actor, screenwriter and can definitely see the future.
@julienolke
@julienolke 4 года назад
facts.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 года назад
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest RU-vidr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear erika
@sriramsundar8388
@sriramsundar8388 4 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku what the f*ck
@erika6473
@erika6473 4 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku ​sir, your videos are... well... concerning. My question is: how the frickedy frack did you get over 20k in subs?
@a.person4761
@a.person4761 4 года назад
Erika my guess is that they bought subs
@LMDinNC
@LMDinNC 4 года назад
“I normally have different moves than this...” 🤣 I think we can all identify with this awkward genius.
@julienolke
@julienolke 4 года назад
Christian is comedy gold
@gregorylehmann718
@gregorylehmann718 4 года назад
No, those are pretty much my moves regardless of pandemics.
@jennifermiller4264
@jennifermiller4264 4 года назад
Not "awkward"...Gay
@dibackdraft
@dibackdraft 4 года назад
So good! But man! My brain is just like! Dude just get in there! Man up
@felixbonneau1834
@felixbonneau1834 4 года назад
@@unitedstatesirie7431 what the hell!
@ludmilamaiolini6811
@ludmilamaiolini6811 4 года назад
The momento when he tries to talk about himself before the pandemic but can’t remember what is was like represents me
@OfficialZalzar
@OfficialZalzar 4 года назад
As an introvert before and during the pandemic, I'll be fine after the pandemic...fine...just ...fine. This is...natural...Same old same old!...mhm...yep....
@gotwatercaleb
@gotwatercaleb 3 года назад
Yo at least we can blame our awkward first dates on the pandemic And not us
@milorules2729
@milorules2729 3 года назад
Zalzar... are you OK?
@Oliva_80
@Oliva_80 3 года назад
yes me too. Actually I feel more confident than before, now that the normal people got awkward 🤣
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 3 года назад
over on Frank James channel he is saying there are studies that show Introverts like us are having a HARDER time with the lockdowns.. maybe because we like our alone time but before we at least had the OPTION to go out.
@gadgetlab7
@gadgetlab7 3 года назад
your profile picture makes me feel like i have it highlighted when its not, and its really annoying me
@briarbrooks6473
@briarbrooks6473 4 года назад
“Awkward Julie” listing her hobbies as baking, grocery shopping, and working out once a week hit veryyyy close to home
@TheKellendras
@TheKellendras 4 года назад
It's like when people ask you what you've been up to.
@briarbrooks6473
@briarbrooks6473 4 года назад
Kellendra Same HAHAHA facts
@cocoruroh
@cocoruroh 3 года назад
THE AUDACITY when someone asks me "what's new?"
@thomasvega1196
@thomasvega1196 3 года назад
Yea like a normal person
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 3 года назад
so much of Julie's stuff does. drink-self philosophizing...
@AntonWongVideo
@AntonWongVideo 4 года назад
"Super Awkward Julie" is my SECOND favourite Julie...after "Drunk Mirror Julie"
@chantalfinn6173
@chantalfinn6173 4 года назад
High Julie rocks
@colleengallagher6520
@colleengallagher6520 4 года назад
Drunk mirror Julie rules!! Mirror mirror on the wall who's the drunkest of 'em all. Lol
@g3ven59
@g3ven59 4 года назад
We all need a "Drunk mirror Julie" in our lives
@ckeifoo
@ckeifoo 4 года назад
100%
@skyblueerik
@skyblueerik 4 года назад
I like roller girl Julie
@adelethings
@adelethings 4 года назад
"I miss human touch and would like to do that" Same Julie, same
@aurboda
@aurboda 4 года назад
Yes but it's weird how I can miss something I can't remember having
@jonbongjovi1869
@jonbongjovi1869 2 года назад
me too! WEIRD FACT: Covid has been mostly fantastic to me, bc I'm an artsy street musician who makes everyone smile and laugh and they tell me I CURE their depression, and I played out every day and night (weather permitting) all over the New England seacoast (lovely adventures!)....and I spent 2020 with a cute 22 year old guitar shredder girl, and we spent every day together like boyfriend and girlfriend, even sleeping together EVERY night....but it was PLATONIC. She said she was in love with me and wanted to be my GF, but she was such a special friend, that I didn't want to LOSE HER when a romantic ship sinks, as it always does. Plus she smoked cigs and had insecurity issues, which are not GF material for me. BUT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT we slept together and snuggled like kittens and it was fantastic! But then she had a nervous breakdown and has since ghosted me. Ouch.
@DeclinedMercy
@DeclinedMercy 4 года назад
Other people: I haven't been touched since March Me: Amateurs
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 4 года назад
@Tom Bombadil Holy crap, how did you land that username?
@esquilax5563
@esquilax5563 4 года назад
@@kedabro1957 you can choose a different name for RU-vid comments to your regular Google id, and it doesn't have to be unique
@SilentBudgie
@SilentBudgie 4 года назад
@Tom Bombadil I can tell you from experience that it continues to be tough throughout your 20s, but somewhere around your mid-30s you learn to accept that no one will ever be attracted to you, and you can start enjoying other aspects of your life.
@theothersme9919
@theothersme9919 4 года назад
@@SilentBudgie This is a horrible thing to say to a teenager. And it's sad even IF it was true, which you cannot know since you didn't even meet him. I kinda understand your point, and yes, life is more than dating, much more, but it isn't nice to say that someone would never be attractive, not even say to yourself. We don't have only our outside to offer to people.
@theothersme9919
@theothersme9919 4 года назад
@Tom Bombadil I'll not say to you that life will be perfect in any time future because I don't know that. What I do know is that love and intimacy find its way in our lives, sooner or later. Just try to be open and be nice to people. Oh, and don't compare yourself to others - you don't know about their lives or how their struggles look like when nobody is watching.
@alphabetaomega265
@alphabetaomega265 4 года назад
2019: stay away from negative people 2020: stay away from positive people Lol
@nymidartist2686
@nymidartist2686 3 года назад
The problem is...i was a negative person before the pandemic. Positive person after the pandemic...
@aaronshi721
@aaronshi721 3 года назад
@@nymidartist2686 I hope you're not positive in the way I think you are. if so, stay safe, take care, best wishes for a speedy recovery.
@nymidartist2686
@nymidartist2686 3 года назад
@@aaronshi721 😂😂😂just in spirit
@wariolandgoldpiramid
@wariolandgoldpiramid 3 года назад
Lol, brings a whole new meaning to the joke.
@rnbrockstar6591
@rnbrockstar6591 3 года назад
I hurd a joke awhile back. Gf :babe im positive Bf: please say its crabs
@kuzonCS2
@kuzonCS2 4 года назад
Sex Life after pandemic Girl: Hey, don't forget to use protection Boy: Yeah I've got protection *boy puts on a face mask* Ok let's do this
@marvinleach3059
@marvinleach3059 4 года назад
Hand sanitizer is the new lube 😅
@ironwolf096
@ironwolf096 4 года назад
@@marvinleach3059 spot on 😂
@spb3931
@spb3931 4 года назад
Marvin Leach that’s gonna hurt
@Unmannedair
@Unmannedair 4 года назад
Face diapers...
@briebeard3475
@briebeard3475 4 года назад
HAHAHAHA
@MilitairesSans
@MilitairesSans 4 года назад
My dating life was this awkward before the pandemic... 😭
@officialWWM
@officialWWM 4 года назад
TheRotation 😂😂
@glittery_cucumber
@glittery_cucumber 4 года назад
My dating life improved during the pandemic because people are finally on my level of awkward
@03019a
@03019a 4 года назад
You guys had a dating life?
@mwalker2401
@mwalker2401 4 года назад
Ditto 🤣
@mack7235
@mack7235 4 года назад
Lmao
@sz5905
@sz5905 4 года назад
SHE SAID SHE HASN'T BEEN WORKING FOR "A COUPLE Y-" SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY YEARS. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FREE FOR YEARS
@aaronlewis1803
@aaronlewis1803 4 года назад
I prefer to think it was a joke about actors struggling to find work, and she just siezed the opportunity to blame it on the pandemic.
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 4 года назад
@@aaronlewis1803 why not both haha
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 4 года назад
I'm glad someone else picked up on this lol. Could be both though... Not back to work for years coz of covid or because it's theatre work lol
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 4 года назад
Also that could sadly be true until we get the vaccine. Look at New Zealand's latest outbreak. They were 100 data completely free of the virus and then some family found they had it. No idea where they got it from... hadn't been anywhere overseas, didn't know anyone who had. NZ started testing everyone like mad in that region... More people have come back positive and it's only recently they have found this. If it was asymptomatic then I the outbreak would have been more like Victoria's (Melbourne's) atm. But there's theories pointing to frozen dinner meals. They had them from overseas, the virus frozen and preserved. Then thawed out when heated up and no one would wash their hands after heating up the plastic frozen dinners. And bam infected. Pretty sad really. But it's important to think about all areas you could potentially get infected, I guess.
@ThaDSman
@ThaDSman 4 года назад
This will last into 2022...
@northernfpv9562
@northernfpv9562 4 года назад
Awkwardness level 1000. So glad I’m married because I can’t even imagine dating right now. This was great acting by both of you.
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 4 года назад
Northern FPV Same.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 4 года назад
So in other words, you're saying you have less sex than these people?
@conkir7112
@conkir7112 3 года назад
Single person: We struggln haha
@jasmeetsingh6121
@jasmeetsingh6121 3 года назад
That's why you are glad you're married ? 🤣
@FishingForLife28
@FishingForLife28 3 года назад
Im single and it has been rough. Im on my longest dryspell since I lost my virginity
@karimkassam6874
@karimkassam6874 4 года назад
I had a socially distanced date yesterday in a park. It was this awkward plus more because of a park. I was both of you. Thank God for my dog at least.
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 4 года назад
Karim Kassam Oh dear.
@trinitybarnettart
@trinitybarnettart 3 года назад
Has there been a second date?
@genkides39
@genkides39 3 года назад
Lol. Good for you! This pandemic makes dating even MORE awkward but good for you for putting yourself out there! Was there a second?
@MP-ut6eb
@MP-ut6eb 3 года назад
And then there is me...ho don't know how to find people in pandemic lol .. and no, i hate tinder.
@elisemiller13
@elisemiller13 3 года назад
How many dogs (at any time, not just these days) ought to be getting a salary and all their favorite things & activities, Big time... they often act as "wing men" for all genders of humanity! (I don't have one at this phase of my life, but happy nonetheless for those of you that do).
@amarurecor
@amarurecor 4 года назад
This was wonderfully written and terrifically acted. Fresh, original, and relevant. Good stuff!!
@LeeTSimba
@LeeTSimba 4 года назад
I found it kinda long and somewhat boring tbh. I understand the joke... but I don't think this video needed to be as long as 7 minutes.
@hannyhawkins7804
@hannyhawkins7804 4 года назад
And filmed - handheld camera: good choice. And the music. Wonderful production . Congrats and thanks, Julie.
@dahbean2874
@dahbean2874 4 года назад
I reported that other reply for child abuse
@onemadmuppet
@onemadmuppet 4 года назад
I feel like Julie asked her husband what he's comfortable with, and this was his answer.
@Teya_58
@Teya_58 4 года назад
She is married?
@jonathanberry9502
@jonathanberry9502 4 года назад
When she says sex, they should have inserted that scene from the first naked Gun movie where they were wearing whole body condoms.
@misterman1371
@misterman1371 4 года назад
@@rainbowblackout I think he meant that the cameraman (husband) is comfortable with the two getting that close to each other
@samhitasv4067
@samhitasv4067 4 года назад
Wait I didn't know she was married
@rainbowblackout
@rainbowblackout 4 года назад
@@misterman1371 Yes I go that. My comment was to the person that said the man in the video was her real life boyfriend.
@itstainatime
@itstainatime 4 года назад
"I would like to do human touch" should forever be the way we refer to kissing from now on
@intentionalliving7326
@intentionalliving7326 3 года назад
😂🤣
@carolynjones-vanheezik9013
@carolynjones-vanheezik9013 4 года назад
So when are you going to do a ‘Julie from August’ visits ‘Julie fron June’?
@reneefrance6921
@reneefrance6921 4 года назад
I'm just here for that...😂😂😂 Feels like she is the only one giving us some reality checks.
@jescheco7284
@jescheco7284 4 года назад
Neeeeeed
@avishagisrael6386
@avishagisrael6386 4 года назад
Possibly when August ends..... I feel like there's more in store with only a week left. Ya never know! Did you hear about the GMO mosquitos being released in Florida and the killer hornets are on their way there too... Yes! Things are great👍
@PJ-jb5bm
@PJ-jb5bm 4 года назад
I don’t think there’s been enough to happen yet. Give it till September.
@bencarpenter5639
@bencarpenter5639 4 года назад
Avishag Israel You were right
@alypiusloft
@alypiusloft 4 года назад
😂 I had an actual conversation with someone the other day, after being alone for quite a while, and I didn’t know how to person. I can’t person anymore.
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 4 года назад
So much of what we used to do seems wildly overconfident now.
@teaganguinness9916
@teaganguinness9916 3 года назад
I can’t person normally and I’m fully aware that everything I do is wildly overconfident or under confident so it’s a vibe.
@BT-ch9gf
@BT-ch9gf 3 года назад
I was awkward before the pandemic:/
@I_HateClickBait
@I_HateClickBait 3 года назад
That’s hilarious dude. You forgot how to person.
@TheWolvirine25
@TheWolvirine25 3 года назад
...yeahhhh I relate real hard with this. What is to person? Fuck if I know anymore lol
@ValenNitto
@ValenNitto 4 года назад
What I learned after watching this video. Post pandemic: everybody has a chance
@nictheartist
@nictheartist 4 года назад
And we all get away with having crap hobbies.
@adalineoca5400
@adalineoca5400 4 года назад
nictheartist Truly inspirational lmao
@vozangelino
@vozangelino 4 года назад
This. Is. So. Uncomfortable.
@phoebele5111
@phoebele5111 4 года назад
When you're like this with you're husband lol.
@Dan007UT
@Dan007UT 4 года назад
bahahhahahhaa
@dirtydish6642
@dirtydish6642 4 года назад
Don't let my wife see this comment.
@pakde8002
@pakde8002 4 года назад
Thank you
@rizwanwali4223
@rizwanwali4223 4 года назад
Wait, are you serious? Marriage is not an acquaintance
@SageandStoneHomestead
@SageandStoneHomestead 4 года назад
How sad.
@norak1120
@norak1120 4 года назад
I don't even find this cringey, just awkward but also sweet and endearing.
@straightup2050
@straightup2050 4 года назад
Even the mask kiss?
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 4 года назад
@@straightup2050 For me that was the only funny-weird part. The rest was pretty adorkable. It would be even more choice if after what he says at 6:45, she answers with a very heavy-hearted "I hate that word..." I'd watch this series weekly
@osuk1
@osuk1 3 года назад
With mask on it would made more sense maybe....
@EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma
@EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma 4 года назад
When she said “You must have done fun things before!” and he drew a blank I couldn’t laugh because I was too busy crying 😭😭😭😅😅😅 TOO DAMN REAL
@esoel
@esoel 2 года назад
That was so damn accurate. "Before? Oh yeah, there was a before, but what was it like?"
@whydoyouwanttoknowthat
@whydoyouwanttoknowthat 4 года назад
Julie, how are you doing this? You're writing great sketches, acting brilliantly in them, featuring in others... and I can't even get out of bed before 10 am!!
@julienolke
@julienolke 4 года назад
hehehe😅
@officialWWM
@officialWWM 4 года назад
And looking hot the whole time!
@neonnn123
@neonnn123 4 года назад
@@officialWWM glad you found her real accomplishment 👌
@officialWWM
@officialWWM 4 года назад
neonnn123 that's MY talent :)
@mooncookies7803
@mooncookies7803 4 года назад
Oh no this is exactly how it’s going be when when this is over... Awkward level: 1000000%
@MiceDnP
@MiceDnP 4 года назад
Gonna be back to normal in a day 😁
@MiceDnP
@MiceDnP 4 года назад
Phoenix TV not dreaming mate. In our country everything has been back to normal for 2 months already. So my dreams have become a reality, while yours never will! :*
@StrohhutMusic
@StrohhutMusic 4 года назад
Her prophecies are so accurate, if she had been born in ancient Greece they would have brought Julie to Delphi and put her in a temple!
@bobmcl2406
@bobmcl2406 4 года назад
So true! But let's not consider what would have happened if she had been born in Salem! 😱
@StrohhutMusic
@StrohhutMusic 4 года назад
@@bobmcl2406 TAM TAM TAAAAAAAAM!!!🎺🥁 😱😱😱
@lafemmesanspseudo7840
@lafemmesanspseudo7840 4 года назад
it's not Julie Delpy, but Julie Delphi ! (ok I'm out :'D)
@bobmcl2406
@bobmcl2406 4 года назад
@@lafemmesanspseudo7840 OMG, Julie Delpy, another incredibly talented "Julie actor"!
@OfficialLunarFilms
@OfficialLunarFilms 4 года назад
This is my favorite comment lmao
@AngelJin5799
@AngelJin5799 4 года назад
This girl looks American, Australian and English at the same time
@terseandtiny1746
@terseandtiny1746 4 года назад
Lol I completely get what you're saying. Maybe it's a Canadian thing.
@art-is-awen8842
@art-is-awen8842 4 года назад
so....white?
@playboilarsonandlilkeeb495
@playboilarsonandlilkeeb495 4 года назад
I think your just saying she is white in a complicated way
@iarasarai6896
@iarasarai6896 4 года назад
@@playboilarsonandlilkeeb495 just a lil flavah
@fredriks5090
@fredriks5090 4 года назад
Soo... Imperial English? I.E. just English. Like, not even interracial - just northwestern European? "White"?
@Kranitoko
@Kranitoko 4 года назад
*watches a conversation that felt like it went on for an hour* *Checks the length of video* I'm only 2 minutes in?! Dating is gonna suck 😭
@dddz961
@dddz961 4 года назад
Bold of you to think there's going to be a 'post' pandemic.
@zawarudo100
@zawarudo100 4 года назад
😶
@johnlucas6683
@johnlucas6683 4 года назад
Let's wait for September Julie.
@samyakjain9908
@samyakjain9908 4 года назад
*Don’t*
@elenasalvatore832
@elenasalvatore832 4 года назад
It has to end at some point, it can't go on forever.
@rosytimes9456
@rosytimes9456 4 года назад
Elena Salvatore or maybe this will be the new normal. 😶
@Wandering_Chemist
@Wandering_Chemist 4 года назад
2:38 “wear a mask while you’re inside me.” Dude that had me *dying* holy shit Julie you’re a god.
@leaf111
@leaf111 4 года назад
post pandemic dating be like "can i hold your hand?" "only if you have a condom"
@belkyhernandez8281
@belkyhernandez8281 4 года назад
Lol. Stealing it.
@procrastination2204
@procrastination2204 3 года назад
Petition to start calling rubber gloves hand condoms
@mollysue2902
@mollysue2902 4 года назад
Confirmed: nothing is ever going to be normal ever again
@kierrakim4761
@kierrakim4761 4 года назад
I feel like everyone is denying the fact that things won’t be “back to normal” for years, and we are never going to get their years back
@EmpireYellow1
@EmpireYellow1 4 года назад
Helloooo, there was a pandemic in 1917-18 and humanity collectively forgot until This pandemic 100 yrs later. It'll go back to normal.
@kierrakim4761
@kierrakim4761 4 года назад
EmpireYellow1 I mean not really, medical technology has increased a lot because of that pandemic and nothing has really been the same since then
@thetruth4654
@thetruth4654 4 года назад
@@EmpireYellow1 eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/06/05/fact-check-cdc-estimates-covid-19-death-rate-0-26/5269331002/
@chasbodaniels1744
@chasbodaniels1744 4 года назад
A different kind of social disruption, but the post- 9/11 airline travel restrictions haven’t budged in 19 years, so there’s that.
@QuestionEverythingButWHY
@QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад
“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” ― Mark Twain
@deepstariaenigmatica2601
@deepstariaenigmatica2601 4 года назад
"quarantine makes you dummy thicc" - Danny Devito
@Jigme2727
@Jigme2727 4 года назад
@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 🤣🤣🤣🤣stfu !!!!!!!
@sofimeoni3671
@sofimeoni3671 4 года назад
@The end is near no it's not
@sofimeoni3671
@sofimeoni3671 4 года назад
@The end is near but I understand what u mean
@ayhamshaheed7740
@ayhamshaheed7740 4 года назад
The end is near not necessarily.
@lizziebethh
@lizziebethh 4 года назад
I hate this. So uncomfortable. Well done Julie 😜
@Travelwithchris
@Travelwithchris 4 года назад
lmao
@helenkim1793
@helenkim1793 4 года назад
Why she doesn't have more subscribers is beyond me.
@Squishydew
@Squishydew 4 года назад
Hi I'm a socially anxious subscriber and the first 2 minutes of this basically killed me inside with awkwardness. lol. I'm guessing I'm not the only one who struggles watching awkward scenes.
@Travelwithchris
@Travelwithchris 4 года назад
i know! lol RU-vid algorithm sucks!
@pakde8002
@pakde8002 4 года назад
She's growing exponentially
@ThomasIOsaze
@ThomasIOsaze 4 года назад
Sharing is caring... 💞
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress 4 года назад
@@Squishydew my partner absolutely can't watch stuff like this lol Gonna show it to him tomorrow muahaha
@vikki4now
@vikki4now 4 года назад
That would have been funny if it weren't so pathetically true.
@pvdl.1577
@pvdl.1577 3 года назад
I can't handle awkward situations very well, even if they are fake, so it took me embarrassingly long to finish this video 😂
@calimorales9880
@calimorales9880 3 года назад
Same, but scrolling comments is quite powerful
@nitrofox1354
@nitrofox1354 4 года назад
I don’t think anyone else would’ve been able to portray the societal lack of interactive skills after so long in quarantine this accurately, this is brilliant!!!
@cheshirecat5416
@cheshirecat5416 4 года назад
Chris saying 'Finally back to normal' after the face shield kiss 😂
@Mallory-Malkovich
@Mallory-Malkovich 4 года назад
The future, where blurting out "I haven't had sex in a long time" on a first date is actually a good move.
@shadowblakemasterson
@shadowblakemasterson 3 года назад
Julie: "Wear a mask when you're inside me". Line of 2020😂😂
@TheBartgry
@TheBartgry 4 года назад
“I - I do go grocery shopping once a week” IM WEAK😂🤩
@_aiko020
@_aiko020 4 года назад
These are my last two brain cells trying to have a normal conversation
@JS-rv3et
@JS-rv3et 3 года назад
Hello Taiga
@kyonru
@kyonru 4 года назад
Kissing will be like the biggest demonstration of trust xD
@ktiffany5904
@ktiffany5904 4 года назад
Much more intimate. When he's "in her" he can wear a condom.
@az9203
@az9203 4 года назад
Hey Julie, I just want to say that the dislikes are just likes from Australia
@analis_s
@analis_s 4 года назад
😂😂😂 Damn that explains a lot
@hambonefakenamington69
@hambonefakenamington69 4 года назад
lol
@cousinbabu8911
@cousinbabu8911 4 года назад
You’re Heisenberg...
@Generictubeuser
@Generictubeuser 4 года назад
Lol Perspective change! way to be the optimist.
@Inurwalls02
@Inurwalls02 3 года назад
Wait I don't get it 😕
@jasminjaeger
@jasminjaeger 3 года назад
"you must have done stuff for fun before" *silence* "what you don't remember?" "no I don't" 😂😂😂
@josephvisnovsky1462
@josephvisnovsky1462 4 года назад
"wear mask and you're inside me" "umm what?" i spat coffee!!! ROFL
@josephvisnovsky1462
@josephvisnovsky1462 4 года назад
OMG Julie you f***ing killed it at the end! I just can't stop laughing 😭😭😭
@Chakrenqueen
@Chakrenqueen 4 года назад
When?! I missed it du to cringing xD
@stevensalazar6296
@stevensalazar6296 4 года назад
2:35
@lo0k3r
@lo0k3r 4 года назад
Probably the only thing I liked in this, though it's dirty as shirt.
@psiFellow
@psiFellow 4 года назад
*when you're inside
@_JoyceArt
@_JoyceArt 4 года назад
“I miss human touch”. Lol, made me realize that I haven’t been touched by another human being since early March. Like, at all. The closest was the guy in a hazmat suit, mask and shield at a testing facility at a car park last week, sticking swabs down my throat and up my nose. I’ve had better dates, but not surprisingly, also worse dates. Leave my house once a week, occasionally twice a week. That’s the price of no family in your country and living alone. Luckily I have cats that love to snuggle.
@mikamussi
@mikamussi 4 года назад
Adopt another hehe
@bassmunk
@bassmunk 4 года назад
Animals help ALOT. I'm in the same boat and I saw a cat climbing on some stuff, curiously looking around, exploring in the backyard. And just seeing another living being made my day so much better. I couldn't believe how good I felt just LOOKING at a real animal just outside my window. Ya, I totally understand :P
@ptitqui
@ptitqui 4 года назад
Yeah. It's miserable. No pets. Live alone. To work and back. No one within six feet. Tons of PPE. It's so long term exhausting.
@glamp63
@glamp63 4 года назад
I feel for those going through this alone. Your comments would make a great sketch for Julie! I’m sure a lot of people can relate. ❤️xoxo❤️
@_JoyceArt
@_JoyceArt 4 года назад
cyndaquilt I’m still working from home, only max 2 hours a week at the office. I consider myself incredibly blessed that I can do my job from home, and that the company I work for encourages it. Plus, and that’s a bonus of not having a family, I have my entire house always to myself. Surrounded by my art goodies in my home office in yoga pants is comfortable.
@walkerb1734
@walkerb1734 4 года назад
Such good acting! Better than anything on TV these days. I always get so excited when I see a video for Julie show up on my feed. Keep up the great work!
@julienolke
@julienolke 4 года назад
Wow, thank you!
@trexation
@trexation 4 года назад
"I work out" "Where do you work out?" "Just at home." "Right on!" My God, I laughed so hard at this. I love the minute stuff so much. The whole thing was awkward but small stuff gets me everytime.
@peterszasz7357
@peterszasz7357 4 года назад
I literally cringed for 7 minutes straight.
@thegrammarpolice6953
@thegrammarpolice6953 3 года назад
I literally cringed for seven minutes gay.
@peterszasz7357
@peterszasz7357 3 года назад
@@thegrammarpolice6953 did you just
@tektauron
@tektauron 4 года назад
I CANNOT, for the life of me, watch more than 1 minute of this.... CRINGE! hahahahah. PERFECT acting!
@aerbys
@aerbys 4 года назад
How the hell were you ten hours earlier than the video was out?!
@nexusz4659
@nexusz4659 4 года назад
@@aerbys I had the same doubt weeks back. He's a Patron I guess and they get vids way before us
@tektauron
@tektauron 4 года назад
Patrons get early access to all her videos
@minecraftingmom
@minecraftingmom 4 года назад
I'm reading the comments to not watch for a bit.
@nicolaim4275
@nicolaim4275 4 года назад
I read your comment and then went up to see where I paused the video. 0:55.
@DespadaPlaysGames
@DespadaPlaysGames 4 года назад
"I miss human touch, and I would like to do that!" Ok, keeping that in my back pocket next time I have a date lol
@mangostar3240
@mangostar3240 4 года назад
Someone call Lorne Michaels, ‘cause she’d definitely make SNL A LOT better than it is! This channel is pure gold!
@Boeing-777-X
@Boeing-777-X 4 года назад
The two best Canadian comedians right now, her and Ryan George, live close to each other, in the Toronto - Montreal area. SNL could hit two stones with one bird on this one.
@thebombspayloadisexposed
@thebombspayloadisexposed 4 года назад
@@Boeing-777-X Both of them are geniuses
@wavingdragon
@wavingdragon 4 года назад
Half the stuff in SNL are barely funny. Julie? Always funny.
@charmedprince
@charmedprince 4 года назад
A writer please. Tina Fey can hand her baton/pen to her
@charmedprince
@charmedprince 4 года назад
A writer please. Tina Fey can hand her baton/pen to her
@glorisa999
@glorisa999 4 года назад
This wouldn’t happen in America because nobody has been social distancing
@TheCharleseye
@TheCharleseye 4 года назад
Social distancing means staying six or more feet apart. The two characters in this clip aren't like this due to social distancing, they're like this due to prolonged lock-down. You can have a relatively normal life while social distancing, that doesn't turn you into someone who is completely awkward around other people. How do I know? I've been doing so since March...right here in the good ol' USA. ...but I understand, you were trying to be edgy.
@WLxMusic
@WLxMusic 4 года назад
@@TheCharleseye Looking at the new cases per day, I don't think what you're doing is working bud.
@TheCharleseye
@TheCharleseye 4 года назад
@@WLxMusic There are over 320 million people on the US and the vast majority are packed into very population dense areas. Of course what we're doing isn't working. Nothing is going to work except herd immunity. There is no feasible plan to stop this thing in the US. The only rational move is to protect the most vulnerable while everyone else gets through it.
@WLxMusic
@WLxMusic 4 года назад
@@TheCharleseye fair point, have a nice day, stay healthy.
@DancyRULEZ
@DancyRULEZ 4 года назад
Hey man don't lump us all together half the country is stupid but half of us know whats up
@MagicCardboardBox
@MagicCardboardBox 4 года назад
Post-pandemic? What is this fantasy world?
@TheTwitchyBrownGuy
@TheTwitchyBrownGuy 4 года назад
I totally expected the ending to be "so... Sex?" and it would cut to you guys going into a bedroom wearing full hazmat suits lol, but this was brilliant!!
@EagleLeader1
@EagleLeader1 4 года назад
Lol imagine if we are the generation to forget how to be intimate, as this documentary from the future shows.
@jonathanwolff7868
@jonathanwolff7868 4 года назад
"I'm sorry I'm being so... awkward (but Julie wrote this skit and she is the master of that)"
@triscuithebiscuit
@triscuithebiscuit 4 года назад
Actually she didn't, check the description
@HollyHargreaves
@HollyHargreaves 4 года назад
He's great😂Please have him in more sketches. PS: What are your hobbies? I go grocery shopping once a week made me giggle. 💜
@TheMonsterbackeee
@TheMonsterbackeee 4 года назад
In German, there is a word for this. It's called "Fremdscham". And I think it sums up the whole video very precisely 😂
@alison1234321
@alison1234321 4 года назад
Is that for any awkward conversation or just date-y ones?
@TheMonsterbackeee
@TheMonsterbackeee 4 года назад
@@alison1234321 it's for any time someone makes you feel awkward
@annemariestrehl
@annemariestrehl 4 года назад
"Fremdschämen" is for when you see someone else be awkward and you feel acutely embarrassed for them. It's like second-hand embarrassment and it is definitely accurate here.
@solazulnm
@solazulnm 4 года назад
Does the embarrassment come from pity? - like you feel bad that that the other person is so awkward?
@lapl9416
@lapl9416 4 года назад
sol azul - esther yeah pretty much :D it’s like you can’t watch that person because they are so awkward
@abrey84
@abrey84 4 года назад
“Lips now” was so brilliantly delivered. Holy cow.
@krishcshah
@krishcshah 4 года назад
*Most romantic dialogues ever* - Should we kiss? Okay, how do we do it? -Okay now, sex?
@03019a
@03019a 4 года назад
Western society is weird
@ayanverma5746
@ayanverma5746 4 года назад
*Random Third asian comment*
@fives1734
@fives1734 4 года назад
@@ayanverma5746 Oh mia bella Madonnina
@unixtreme
@unixtreme 4 года назад
@@03019a it's a dramatization, the characters are so forward because they are desperate for human contact, that's not how things go in the west, if anything people say less stuff than in the east. As an example, I've never seen someone over the age of 14 say "please be my girlfriend" like they do here in Japan.
@elliec6885
@elliec6885 4 года назад
What everyone expected when they heard lockdown was going to happen: I'll have loads of time to do hobbies and stuff haven't had time for before! Reality of lockdown: RU-vid, Netflix and not knowing what you did all day
@Coveskipper
@Coveskipper 4 года назад
Julie has a good one about that. Featuring the ever popular Mirror Julie. “Quarantine Panic Attack”
@mahnoorashar2252
@mahnoorashar2252 4 года назад
This is every desi arrange marriage first meeting except for the kissing 😂
@jillianelise5
@jillianelise5 4 года назад
This conversation is the equivalent of waiting for the card reader at the checkout to say "remove card"
@gibrana9214
@gibrana9214 4 года назад
4:13 "I haven't worked..... for a couple of yea-" me: WHAT
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад
But this is how I interact with other humans regularly - Very awkwardly
@kingmac6638
@kingmac6638 4 года назад
I am gonna be the only reply not talking about how you are everywhere
@thefilmcubano
@thefilmcubano 4 года назад
"Well wear a mask when you're inside me...I don't know why I said that." Goddammit Nolke that's gold. GOLD.
@julienolke
@julienolke 4 года назад
💃💃
@Kev27RS
@Kev27RS 4 года назад
🏆
@bailinhuang
@bailinhuang 4 года назад
What time was that?
@PhilFoal
@PhilFoal 4 года назад
@@bailinhuang 2:36
@jacobsturtevant3732
@jacobsturtevant3732 4 года назад
“I’m clean, but I don’t presume anything”😂
@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk
@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk 4 года назад
Just a fun fact: Julie's boyfriend is filming this.
@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell
@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell 4 года назад
isn't she married?
@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk
@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk 4 года назад
@@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell hmm 🤔, she never mentioned him as a husband only as "partner" ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ (Julie must be reading these comments and cringing heavy 😂)
@manon.c
@manon.c 4 года назад
@@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk she is married, she posted a wedding picture on her Instagram for their anniversary ☺️
@ANAbiNader
@ANAbiNader 4 года назад
@@manon.c im mind blown...
@misters1r900
@misters1r900 4 года назад
Her husband is Samuel Larson
@Musicismylive54
@Musicismylive54 4 года назад
I became single again during the pandemic and this is exactly the level of awkwardness I'm expecting for my first dates after that 😂😂
@dudleybarker2273
@dudleybarker2273 4 года назад
oh my god, you and Chris are just brilliant together - i hate to pigeonhole you Julie, but you are the queen of awkward - you have nailed it so perfectly... and then Chris comes along and you guys elevate it to a whole new level... perfect timing, perfect comedy.
@codyvanderzwaag8031
@codyvanderzwaag8031 4 года назад
His double grasp of her arm was top notch awkwardness too haha
@stephanieo8285
@stephanieo8285 4 года назад
I just want someone to hold my forearm like that.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 3 года назад
my go-to move from now on...
@mathewpierce1723
@mathewpierce1723 3 года назад
I like how you captured one of the tragic costs of this pandemic and illustrated it in an awkward and humorous way. Good job!
@oxieu5695
@oxieu5695 4 года назад
I’ve never liked something that makes me feel so uncomfortable
@jilmercado4368
@jilmercado4368 4 года назад
then everything's awkward just because of this new normal 😂
@jaykelly7617
@jaykelly7617 4 года назад
Julie needs to be writing for her own televised sitcom, immediately
@craiglazinsky6111
@craiglazinsky6111 4 года назад
That would stifle her creativity with the unending clamor for sponsorship.... oh, much like RU-vid ads....
@ryant.7976
@ryant.7976 4 года назад
I say she would be great on SNL
@scottlaughlin8516
@scottlaughlin8516 4 года назад
I think she's a writer for Workin Moms
@Coveskipper
@Coveskipper 4 года назад
I think she’s a writer on the Julie Nolke Show.
@ryant.7976
@ryant.7976 4 года назад
@Michael Price Interesting. Are you a former SNL writer or cast member, or is this just common knowledge? Certainly no writers or performers enjoyed their time at SNL and subsequently became successful. Tina Fey, for example, is the worst.
@aLena14x
@aLena14x 4 года назад
“Allow you” THAT SENT ME
@LegitimateFlamingo
@LegitimateFlamingo 4 года назад
That awkward arm grab accompanied with "I usually have different moves than this" GOT ME.
@MrKaidman
@MrKaidman 4 года назад
Me 2030 in quarantine " They still made post pandemic bits in 2020"
@Wikipamela
@Wikipamela 4 года назад
😂😂😂😭😭😭
@amishshark3549
@amishshark3549 4 года назад
I was mentally done at 2:00 and realized there’s five minutes more of this lmao
@canadiancop3967
@canadiancop3967 4 года назад
Every Thursday: - Reach Department by 8:45 - Watch your new video at 9:00 - Get on duty by 9:30 Thank you, Julie, for making us laugh, smile, and by making our day good with another awesome video! Keep up the good work! Stay safe!
@julienolke
@julienolke 4 года назад
hahah awesome!!
@karolnathalie219
@karolnathalie219 3 года назад
Well, after seeing this, I'm SO glad I'm married.
@taiko19
@taiko19 4 года назад
He's like an awkward Justin Timberlake.
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