First Day As A Sports Coach 

Hi

Wowowowow

Hi hello can i be the adstronaut

Hello

Oh hi there

Mario is king

They chose the President by lining a bunch of people up and seeing who has the biggest mustache

Don't name it after a failed universe! Its the Ryan George Cinematic Universe. Or maybe Ryan George Video Universe or something.

That’s how it is in our universe too.

@@siddharthladdha2680 Hey, at least they didn't go with the Ryan George Dark Universe.

Hello

Breaking the fourth wall is TIGHT

Oh hello there

I caused a virus from laughing so hard

Are you going to space soon?

*always has been*

@@chclt_thndr nice name you got there

MUSTACHE!

"canon"

Nietzsche enters...

Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged. - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather(discworld #20)

I mean everything is. If you think about it, if everyone woke up one day and thought, "you know, laws, ya they are dumb" and broke a ton of them, what are we gonna do about it, cause everyone did it. Nothing actually forces us to follow them it's just the fact that I don't wanna be murdered so I don't murder other people.

@@Bee-kv5tx you dont wanna be murdered so you dont murder other people, but there are people who do it anyway, and so in order to control such people, many people come up with many ideas, and then all have a meeting and agree on the idea that the vast majority is happy with, and then appoint a few people to enforce those ideas and then sit back and relax and call it the law; only to turn back a few millenia later and question the reality of it all.

@@Bee-kv5tx and here we get to the stupid point of what if no restrictions as if our feelings and brains dont want that because of how harmful and against our nature being egocentric, liar, selfish, bad, cruel and else are... (its proven kids tend to be much kinder before going to school where the idea of competition is implanted and y'know... in many ways fucks up thousands of lifes one way or another) we built a world where blind people say "humans are cruel by nature" and its quite a useless statement not to see our truer logical nature that some small percentage of people try to dismiss and push out of the way from our lifes...

@@ShayerSUtsho gimme a sec, I've been on summer break to long to figure this out. How does this make so much sense and yet I'm trying to figure out where this takes place. To Meta for me rn....

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Yeah it was really funny

I would not say "best"

verified *woman* hi

How are you here? Also how are you doing?

There was no reason for this to be as funny as it was lol

Imagine commenting twice what a loser

Yeah yeah yeah!

@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 yes because welcome to RU-vid where you only have a one comment limit and breaking this limit causes a permanent termination of your account So goodbye forever :(

@@TheKingOfDominoes ikr:(

Hey I make the same uugghh sound as 2:45 but it lasts a few seconds longer for effect.

Booga booga booga

You want some soup?

Random person: Er mer gerd! This my fervorite spurts!

Maybe, first guy to ever have a garden "Yeah, so I'm going to water these green things so I can waste all my money on them and get frustrated by squirrels and get nothing in return" "Ok, sounds nice"

@@MisterMeister1 The strawberries growing in my backyard felt this comment.

@@MrDeedsly Fun Fact: Strawberries are not berries.

@@spaghettiwithachickenpatty7877 true statement

"Not really! Parts of nature fit indoors now, I decided!"

Its super easy, barely an inconvenience ;-)

I love deconstructionist humor! It's so basic, yet artfully skewers so many things we hold sacred or take for granted.

14 year olds are shaking in their shoes

@@maximtophat You have no real purpose! This will all be forgotten next week!!!! Ok, now for some pep talk to lift your spirits! Let me get a fork lift first...

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Well the assistant captain gave the original captain some soup hoping they'd be upgraded to captain

I think his character understands the game like any player would, but he's seeing it in a new light and coming to terms with how pointless it all is for the very first time

@@lucariojet Well that's dumb. Everyone knows that to get upgraded to captain you have to reach the other side of the board.

@@lucariojet oh so that was a plot between the captain and coach

We should keep an tally of how many ppl Ryan George has caused to asphyxiate

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Yet we could call it the game of life if he said, " but they DON'T agree to do that, so you guys play by our rules and they will play by theirs and I am sure it will be a fair and lovely game."

That would be a great shirt

My new response when anyone asks how I got my job Mustache

Notify when it appears at the shop :) Must have!!!

Costume mustaches carry the same authority as real ones. Ryan George says so.

Sorry, you can't wear that shirt if you don't have a mustache, I decided

MUSTACHE!!!

(Insert the monkey from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs)

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VEGETA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@@brokenpayphone Steeevvveee.

Ryan Stinson: "Challenge accepted!"

Not just *a* professional sport... he was able to make multiple spurts look ridiculous at once. He may have only referred to soccer, but it applied to many lol. It’s amazing.

Not just a, but ALL professional sports.

*Ryan's*

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

I love your profile pic!

Hmmmm yes spurts

im gonna be offering soup to soooo many people for the next couple of weeks

Not gonna lie, I got so invested in the existential crisis and the promise of spurting for 90 minutes that I forgot about the soup backstory. Thanks.

It took me a few seconds to take in the actual implications of that seemingly thoughtful question :-).

I do not have any idea what the soup thing is about. Please help me.

@@dirm12 in the beginning the glasses guy said he poisoned the head coach with soup just to get the assistant coach to fill in. By the end he’s so pissed with the replacement he wants to kill him. What’s the most convenient tool he has? The poisoned soup. Hence the question “you want some soup?”

You sure? Thought that was a strong and full-bodied red. Bit hard on the nose.

I feel bad for the adstronaut, everyone is always so mean to him.

It's not the sponsors that are funny, it's Ryan George.

Wowwowwow wow

"Was it hard to do so?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"

He's gonna end up in a different kind of group, and he'll get to meet the adstronaut.

You want a soup? I'll love a soup!

"Well okay then"

Thought the same... hahaha...

Character having self awareness is tight🤣

Yeah it was funny

Remember having to pick the correct suffex or else the picture wouldnt save/download correct6

@@Jatinjutsu it sure is, sir!

The whole team falls apart if the coach and the captain aren't on the same page, or maybe I'm giving too much credit and he's just an idiot too 😂

He can do that with anything

Which is just describing sports in general.

Just wait until he makes one about the concept of currency... 😱

It’s why I don’t watch baseball.

Honestly, the sports themselves and everyone even tangentially involved do that pretty well on their own.

...I laughed so ridiculously hard! 🤣🤣🤣

The Ryan verse lore is taking form

Seriously, me too!

If you guys wanna know the timestamp for when the joke is its at 1:51 or 1:52

Are you sure that you didn't drink soup?

Should be more like: Ryan 1: So, do you have a deconstructed Ted Lasso for me? Ryan 2: Yes sir, I do!

So what do you think’s gonna happen once the Ryanverse becomes fully sentient? Are we going to have to worry about the possibility that one of the Ryans is going to build some sort of extra dimensional portal that will allow them to cross over into our universe and convert every living thing into a copy of Ryan so they can take over our universe and merge it with theirs?

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Yes, it has been for a while. We just need to wait for him to take over the world.

@@jamestheawsome100 um bro? u ok?

Making a reference to someone's other channel is tight!

@@mortal3806 making a reference of of reference to someone’s other catch phrase it TIGHT

It's not a hidden joke, it is quite blantantly there for everyone to see, not hidden at all. What it is is a brick joke. That kind of joke is called a brick joke because before this whole conversation someone through a brick in the air supposedly, but it didn't land. Except it wasn't a real brick, it was just a, well, not a joke, but something like a joke, except without a point. So, a pointless joke, really. But the important thing is that it didn't land. Also, it wasn't literally thrown. More like figuratively. Out there. Where it didn't land. And that's the thing. The brick that wasn't literally a brick that was through but not literally out there but didn't land because it seemed pointless at the time came back around later, after the conversation was done. Like, after all the jokes that did land had been thrown out there and had landed. And then it landed. And that's why it's called a brick joke. Except, it's not really the reason, the reason is because originally the original brick joke was literally about a brick, but not a literal brick, but like a metaphorical brick that was part of… You know what, I'll come back later.

@@davidwuhrer6704 My brain collapsed halfway into reading that reply.

And making references is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@@Jenifer_R_ And since everything he says is so deadpan, how easy is it to play off as a joke if someone catches on to him?

@@Jenifer_R_ murder? someone should put him in a room for that.

I'm here for both.

Deadpan sociopathy.

The Jpeg background

At the end of the day you only need to ask yourself one question: Did the ball go?

Yes, so you might as well make it interesting fiction and play D&D.

@@tuschman168 The ball did go. It went fast.

@@DanielLCarrier I'll roll acrobatics to do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day.

@@SadButter rolling natural 20s is tight!

Better than a ruler measuring contest, those things usually measure other things, not each other.

@Leo Mauritzson I think it's because they all have theirs the same size

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@Leo Mauritzson Amounts of hotdogs a humans can eat in competition?

@@AxxLAfriku please for dear god stop being everywhere I am

I mean, he did try do kill/injure the previous guy so... to bad so sad?

That's why you should get a bigger mustache

Especially when you poison their soup

I mean he ate the soup after that

@@ertbert2332 What happened was that the poison had a distinctive scent that burned off his moustache. If he had just been patient, he would have the moustache and the coach role.

Consistency to Ryan George is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair There's a secret you should know To capture the hearts of the fair. You may not have the looks. You may not have the dash. But you'll win yourself a girl If you've only got a moustache. A moustache! A moustache! If you've only got a moustache. You may be common folk Without a hint of pride. But you needn't be a king To make any maiden a bride. You may not have the name You may not have the cash But you'll make that girl your own. If you've only got a moustache. A moustache! A moustache! If you've only got a moustache. You may be big and fat, Or uglier than sin. All the ladies shut you out, You're wondering how to get in Well here is my advice For how to make a splash You can have your pick of girls If you've only got a moustache, A moustache! A moustache! If you've only got a moustache. A moustache! A moustache! Big moustache! Thick moustache! My moustache! Your moustache! Say the word, the word "moustache!" *A moustache! A moustache!* Now we both have said moustache. A moustache! A moustache! If you've only got a moustache!

@@eldorados_lost_searcher I dont think chis comment gets the appreciation it deserves

That answer got me good. 😂

So women cannot enter in any position of power in that universe,unless they get a fake mustache

pretty much my sex life followed by apologies

COYS

@Hello There Spurs are shite

It's what love comes in!

@@efraser2667 jeez fraser

But not on motorcycles. Because people can't play games based around cards on motorcycles.

Well it’s not

@@chclt_thndr killjoy

It's probably the best thing, they'd respect more people which is very tight indeed.

@@IdaeChop wrong

hunterkiller14440 do please shut up kid before I make ya

@@scuddybuddy2271 I think that you're joking but with how dumb the internet is I can't be sure

@@scuddybuddy2271 B'awwwww, did I hurt your fewings?

Then the team must have really bad mustaches as the captain has one as bad as the assistant coach

I want to press like but... 69

Believe me, in some industries that's how it works in the Regularverse too

YTP Central you mean that's now it works in the regular verse? I was banking on that for my future ah heck

I'm definitely hired

that would be a mass extinction in this universe

@Rylan Moore "white spurts" cursed

@Rylan Moore lol

He was already poisoned.

No I'm pretty sure he died because the coach assistant poisoned his soup

Just a little existential crisis barely an inconvenience

blah blah blah am i joke to you copy paste

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza Am I a joke to you jokes are TIGHT! Prove me wrong...

@@innocentbystander3317 because writing them is super easy, barely an inconvenience

@@spiderwitt459 Noose's be like: Am I a joke to you?

I think secretly that's why our goalie let's everything in the net

Perfect (overlooked) delivery!

Duck Yesa

Ukr

Ikr

Fridays on his channel and Sundays are pitch meetings

@@vchris5378 wow thx I actually didn't know that

That’s completely understandable can you trust a man with no mustache?

Yes

Nobody like that ever existed. There was this one guy that used to do backflips though.

We had that. He was the first guy to go to jail. Wait, it wasn't a bad guy's neck so you're basically right, we need that. Also GO SPURTS!

Thats the first guy to ever write fiction

He’s in a room

He definitely needs to do a video where Ryan meets all the different versions of himself.

It's just a movie about my grandma

The RCU is official the coolest thing now

I think it’s called RUU - Ryan Universal Universe

@@chiralvandal the RCU is cooler

I don't see why that's a confusion. Obviously it is.

Cheers every body... Oh, this is is a brick! That flawed me 😂

How’s about some lala?

Watch Ryan George video with Julie Nolke

@@srilemobitelsrile8809 that was a incomplete clone

But his own son has no mustache, has he? I only remember the terror he caused me.

@@camelopardalis84 some clones are reject clones and that's why

The women look like Julia Nolke's drunk mirror fairy godmother and the children scream "BLOOD!" And actually, only the top 10% wear glasses. "Why?" "Because." "Fair enough."

Deepak bhai ❤️

He has a mustache thats why

oh.. uhm son just stay off the "bad sites" unlike him

@@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 a superior mustache

It's SO META i love it

Look U have to get Of his back

@@koalafromtomorrow5656 Oh sorry. Let me get off that thing.

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Football

@@williamshakespeare5703 spurtsball

Football ⚽ Hand Egg 🏈

Football ⚽ Hand Egg 🏈

It's the same underlying theme as his sketch about human-sacrifice telemarketers, so you can go watch that one if you want to see it taken further.

@@Horopter What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conc- oh, my God!

@@jeffallen55 Yeah so that's done

Same consequences too, In RL you break a rule they put you in a room. In spurts they put you on a bench which is kind of like a room except without the walls. Except in Hockey where they put you in a box, thats like a room without a top to it. It also has a bench though.

Sounds like you just rediscovered game theory.

Fu man chu

To be fair, most fictional worlds choose rulers that way

Nah, it has nothing to do with beards, only moustaches

Ya want some soup?

Oh! I didn't even catch that.

...or even how he saved the day at the end.

Is it a reference to irl spurts or the ryanverse?

@@indiana47 It's a reference to how he mentioned he poisoned the original coach at the start.

Re-watch it. It ends with attempted murder!!!

Soup. But yes.

Or just made him not feel so good...

We should lock him up in a room like that other guy so he has to hang out with another bad guy and none of them will like it

A room is a good idea except: Assistant Coach Ryan might try to teach criminal Ryan about "spurts" and it might go really wrong from there.

@@deborahhanna9126 what if we make the coach NOT ado spurts and instead we force him to do good things like picking up trash