FIRST TIME WATCHING * Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones * MOVIE REACTION!! 

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im burning with anticipation

Timestamp 25:39

I was just thinking that 😂

Even funnier when he was the inspiration for James Bond

And Peter Cushing was Van Helsing

I assumed it was a lazy thumbnail but no they put in the work.😂

It's dreadful cringey and embarrassing

@@Evilcsharper6474 Perfect!

@Evilcsharper6474 oh I didn't say I like it, I'm just commenting on the dedication.

She's not wearing Jar Jar makeup - She just decided not to wear any makeup today. Hee Hee Hee!

Or more simply: "Ani, chill!" ;-)

I wonder if a better strategy would’ve been to assign new Jedi Younglings to much older retired Jedi so that if they die naturally it’s upsetting, but maybe easier to accept as a natural separation, then reassign them to younger masters when they go on assignments

I agree. I always think that on Episode 1, Darth Maul went to Tattoine to actually keep Qui-gon from getting Anakin. Or it's the other way around, making sure that Anakin would join them and while they can harm his mother.

Ahhhh but this was the inherent flaw of the Jedi: to ask intelligent, emotional living beings to constantly suppress themselves when it is an impossible thing to do. To ask someone to be unfeeling yet selfless and altruistic leads to darkness and ultimately brings out the worst traits in oneself. If you want a generalized view of the Jedi/Sith you can break it down to the Jedi believe in suppressing one’s passions while the Sith are all about fully embracing it. Neither side is totally right in their philosophy and the true answer is about having balance in oneself aka a “Grey Jedi”, a Jedi who was neither completely light or dark. A good example of this was Ahsoka, Anakin’s apprentice.

@@patrickdoss25 I feel like in the original trilogy, Luke is pretty much the ultimate evidence of how unnecessary the Jedi's ultra dogmatic ways were. He grew up in a normal family without any exposure to Jedi teachings until he was much older and, despite still having flaws, was more well adjusted than Anakin and had healthy attachments to his sister and friends (as opposed to how unhealthy Anakin's attachment was to Padme), and all but proving the Jedi wrong about bringing someone back from the Darkside being impossible.

The Jedi and the Sith both don't believe in marriage for very different reasons. Jedi don't as attachments lead to fear of loss. Sith don't because compassion takes their focus from gaining power

@@brooklynnewyork23 Also, I dont think Sith trust anybody. You never know when you are getting backstabbed. So they control whoever they can. Its always power games, and not love or anything positive.

Why don't you propose to her?

@@heinzelmadchen7896 - Because marriage is the kiss of death to a relationship. After a while, once the feeling that the relationship is 'locked in' develops, both parties stop trying so hard to keep it fresh.

@@Garryck-1 that already happens in relationships without marriage. It's called daily life. It's normal. Maybe stop being so delusional and understand that life isn't a romance movie. Relationships aren't constant highs and marriage is just making it official, being together without getting married seems like you're just waiting for someone better to come find you and your spouse is just a space holder. Breaking up real quick is easier than divorcing. Humans always married. Since the dawn of time.

That said there was a time period where there was a blend of Clones and Troopers working for the Empire at the same time, and the armor was also a transition. Definitely an easy mistake to make.

I'm pretty sure the first Stormtroopers were the clones and they got replaced by conscripts over time as the clones ran out. At-least that that was the lore around the time these films came out.

Bruh are you just a bot that spams reaction channels or what cause you commented like 40 times on Sorta Stupid with some of the exact same comments as here like 2 minutes after the video is uploaded.

@@Painocus You can watch The Bad Batch series to learn the truth. :)

@tortoiseoflegends4466 Actually, I'm a very real person that shares his opinions and knowledge on certain movies and shows over several different channels if they so happen to watch the same thing.

fuckin Q Jon!

Hey I was eating something! Now I have to clean up my keyboard.

Too see such a beauty looking so so goofy really made me smile.

i just read that in goku's voice lol

Omg. Lol THIS is why we watch these guys.

Yousah right, okeeday!

Should've just taken the mum with them, which was their original point

​@@papalotapuss995and how could they ?

@@papalotapuss995No. Jedi are taken from their parents at a very young age for a reason. It’s so they don’t have that attachment. Exactly what we see with Anakin and his mother is the entire reason they didn’t want to train him to begin with. They knew how strong he was, but he also had an extreme attachment to his mother because he was too old when he left home. The Jedi don’t bring families with them, why would they make an exception for Anakin when it goes against their entire teaching principal? On top of that, how exactly should Qui Gon have taken his mother? Kill her slaver or just steal her? They didn’t have the money to buy her, and they don’t just murder and steal. There was no way for Qui Gon to get his mother and even if he could have, it goes against their rules for recruiting Padawan.

@@papalotapuss995 they can't take the mother, all Jedi are young children that have to memories of their parents to prevent anything like this from happening

That doesnt excuse them for being so goddamm heartless towards Anakin.

No more than that

@@nickpete165”no more….no less..”

Yeah still pretty gross Maybe I'm just weird but I don't think I could get it up to someone I met when they were like six

@@LAVATORRnot really she was 14 and he was 11 when they met and they barely knew each other

@LAVATORR You're just not trying hard enough

And when looked at from a broad perspective, it was the fear of fear that lead the Jedi to isolate themselves - ultimately causing their downfall

Has Ash seen "Hatred" ?? :D Looooost..... I am lost. ^^ XD

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Has this been officially confirmed ?? Literally just looks like Anakin’s own shadow tbh

​​​​​@@TheiDxshh Technically, yes. A poster from Ep. 1 showed Anakins shadow as Vader. So it isn't far-fetched that Lucas wanted to have it in this movie to show that what Anakin was about to do, would start his path to becoming Vader. But seriously.... You can't see Vader in his shadow? I mean, really? Lucas gives you a shadow and then a silhouette almost immediately.

Want to like this comment but it has 66 likes...If you know, you know! 😉 Totally SITH!!😅

​@@richardcarle786THEY RUIN IT

Peace is a lie. There is only passion...

I wonder why Hannah and him are a couple sometimes...

I was thinking exactly this

Chill exactly

I know it's kinda annoying how they keep going back to that.

All I'm saying is, Qui Gon was perfectly comfortable with swindling Watto for starship parts and the boy. He drew a line at the mom?

The Jedi could have freed her. Anakin could have freed her, bought her or whatever but the Jedi stopped him and threatened him to kick him out the Jedi order. If they had helped him free his mom, he wouldn't have been so tilted about the Jedi. All the doubts come from that alone. Over time, he came to despise them. Once she died, his goal was to become the most powerful to change things and the Jedi order. This got him in conflict with the Jedi order, which punished him again and again, making him more and more tilted. At the same time, be had the sith influencing him. Had the Jedi helped him from the get go, he would have been less confrontational and more thankful, with Palpatine's influence not working. It was all the jedi's fault, with major help from the sith. They are 2 sides of the same coun.

@@rosshall6475 lol right . Go figure.

​@@rosshall6475thats the thing though after the race he tried to bargaining for his mother but watto refused. Partly because of being butthurt at losing his rigged chance cube bet

That, along with the benefit of not having Luke's ego groomed for over 10 years from childhood by Palpatine at his most charming and persuasive.

@@outtheredude On the one hand, you have a point, but on the other hand, they're still two different people in two different situations, and Luke got double-teamed by the Emperor and his own father, whom he was trying to save. The Emperor gave him every reason to give in to his hatred, and when Luke decided "Hey, why not kill this evil bastard? He's too dangerous to leave alive anyway," his father then gave him every reason to doubt his faith in him and Luke himself. Betrayed by his father and his own feelings, since Vader was now aware of Leia, and with his friends and loved ones apparently on the brink of defeat and death, Luke could have given in, feeling the power of his white-hot hatred flowing through him, but ultimately he could not be turned. It is difficult to compare the two characters and situations directly, but all things considered, Luke seems stronger and more resolute to me. While I'm sure he had a healthy ego by the time he had completed his Jedi training, he wasn't naturally an egotistical narcisist (let's face it) like Anakin. I understand for Anakin and what he was put through, but he was always a prime candidate for turning to the dark side, which Yoda had worried about since he was just a cute little kid. In addition, he was a would-be, quite possibly a wannabe dictator, himself, while Luke is not. I just can't imagine Luke falling into the same trap, even if he were in the same situation. He had some of Anakin's weaknesses, but not all of them, and not as severe. He might have been tempted, but he would not have turned.

He did a horrible job as anakin lol he gets the correct amount of negativity for this 😂

@@JES408Most people disagree mate, he did a great job as Anakin….

Stop hatin loser

@@JES408 in what way did he not portray an overconfident highly impulsive emotional and damaged character? In what way did you not feel the same way he showed POd when his mom passed?

@@nebidiaswift5200 the only scene that he did that was believable was the death of his mom lol everything else came out forced and fake and most people agree that there wasn't any connection to his emotions that we could relate....he just came away as a whiny sniveling baby not all the things you described lol

" wattoo now forced to sell shit on the street , like a bitch!" Lmao

Episode 3 will bring it all together. Bring what together? You could literally remove I and II and like nothing changes.

@@EcopiuM wrong, anikans mother dying was a huge reason he didn't wanna lose paddle, having the dreams of his mom dying, then actually dying, was proof to anikan the same would happen to padme. if you only have 3, it wouldn't hit as hard

@@Attackontitanfan143 These are things that can literally be included in a single movie.

@@EcopiuM the entire start of the clone wars? Lol

Not really. Obi made the deathbed promise, nobody else said he had to do it. The council was against it! It was done out of honour. So much of the downfall of this saga is about honour and emotion clashing around fixed systems. Anakin was an anomaly from conception to death.

yup the whole theater was laughing & cheering when Yoda started fighting

Camille Nava is the genius behind it mate, appreciate you

​@@justtrustashWould you both be interested in reacting to this 2 movies Jumanji And the movie zathera

I want the epic love of Maul and Jar Jar to become the next big thing.

Yoda didn't accomplish anything 😂

True, but still a very enjoyable scene

@@jackturnbull2286 i can't argue that lol

I loved the sound of that, when I was playing the first videogame to use that spaceship back in the day, I was thinking "oh please be movie accurate!" And than god they did it

The Queens Gambit is outstanding. 7 part miniseries. Won several Emmy awards. But the MUSIC. the music is genuinely otherworldly. Trust. Let her rip.

Yeah, Luke proved that Jedi way was wrong.

To be fair, the Jedi way was successful for 1,000 years. It just took the right Sith (Palpatine) to see the weaknesses in their ways and exploit them. I wouldn’t go as far as to say the Jedi were wrong. Luke chose a different way and it worked to a degree. Many Jedi still fell to the dark side that followed Luke, such as Kip. Luke isn’t a better Jedi, he’s just different.

It's not dumb, it was an approach that worked for over 1000 generations. Look what happened when they allowed Anakin to join the order. The temptation to use the Force for selfish reasons is exactly why they forbade personal attachments.

No distractions whatsoever, jus the force and you.

@@fangru7294 Luke was a good jedi, he still followed the jedi rules for the most part. most jedi have Friends just like luke did. Luke didn't have a wife so he was still following most of the rules. The jedi way has proved to be right for 1000s of years. Anakin is such a prime example. First time they allow a jedi to get emotional and get married and look what happens he becomes darth vader lol. Just saying now imagine 1000s of jedi with family and kids and how many of them would go dark to save there wives or loved ones. Trust me if they all had wives you would see so much more darkness and betrayal.

...? lol

A stinking pile of dogshit next to another stinking pile of dogshit does not make the first pile any less shit.

@@BlackenedLiamhe’s right it’s gotten more love now than ever, because the kids of that generation have now grown up and have it as their favourite trilogy cause it’s the trilogy they grew up on.

@@ShanellM I'm 18 years old and grew up with the prequels. I think Phantom Menace and Attack of the clones are straight garbage. So i disagree and also, for films to hold up, doesnt that mean that they are liked by everybody and not only the people who grew up with them?

NEVER. 😂

For me it was, "Oh! That's the guy that gave the worms to that chick."

Same - I was about to be all kinds of offended at the “just like you, mate” in regards to the rough and course and irritating sand, but she won me back over in the next scene. 😂

So much of the downfall of this saga is about honour and emotion clashing around fixed systems. Anakin was an anomaly from conception to death. Tragic indeed.

link I need the link please

@@darthsaren6519 didnt let me post. But search Hayden Christensen emotional.

I'm neither of those, and still saw two of the OT in theaters. I never disliked Hayden for his portrayal of Anakin. His flirting with Padme was pretty cringey, and Hayden as an actor does not do lovey dovey scenes very well. But he killed it with the swagger, confidence, pain, and rage that made up for his lack of chemistry with Natalie Portman. Your post indicates that you are a silly little kid blaming your elders for your own inadequacies. Further proven that you just automatically ignored that a generation between yours and the one you have been taught to hate even exists. You are spouting silly things that someone else told you to believe and you swallowed it, hook, line, and sinker without ever questioning if the person telling you had an agenda to brainwash you. I fully expect you to come back with some silly garbage that further proves that you don't think for yourself. Go ahead, do it.

@@highlander31527 calm down gramps. Your heart gonna explode.

@@darthsaren6519 it's removing comment. But Hayden emotional found it for me.

Was lit just about to comment this!!

same 😭

That only accounts for the sizes but shapes come in double bladed and curved bolts also light whips and I forget what they're called but theres a lightsaber type used by Maris brood in the force unleashed game

​@@darth.dominus.the.savageshe uses lightsabers based on the american police weapons called "night sticks"

Thank you finally someone said it!

@@christopherarroyo4478 Yeah, Ash's continuing to harp on that is honestly getting super annoying. Like, yes, we know the Jedi are flawed, but at this point, Ash is honestly sounding like HE should be Darth Vader. I wonder what he'll think about that in the next movie?

I never have heard of this. I do know that Shmi is a slave in Hutt space so a Jedi stealing a slave would cause a diplomatic incident and maybe even a war.

As if the Jedi and the capital of the galaxy wouldn't have the ability to disable the explosive. Even watto the pedestrian slave owner likely just had to press a button. Securing Shmi's freedom would have been a casual endeavor for even a smuggler...

@@zakkpierce well yes sure if they sent in some knights to do it by force but as Watto and others say in the movie the Republic has no jurisdiction on Tatooine. It’s run by the Huts. Qui Gon wasn’t even able to mind trick Watto. And as Jabba showed in Jedi mind tricks don’t work on the Huts either. There would have to be bloodshed and even then no guarantee they get her out alive.

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Yeah it's odd how Ash loves the idea of these space warrior monks, yet doesn't seem to understand the sacrifices that would come of it. Many of the things he feels frustrated that Jedi don't do, are the kind of actions that lead one down the path of the darkside.

We need an Elan Sleazebaggano and Salacious B Crumb team up film.

I find it hilarious that the traditional Huttese greeting at meeting someone "Et Chutaa" translates to "The hell do you want?" Or "What the hell is your deal?" Makes a lot more sense when you remember C-3P0 in Cloud City excited to see another 3P0 unit. "Oh, nice to see a familiar face." "Et chutaa" "How rude." The silver droid was definitely a Hutt droid if it defaulted to Huttese protocols for talking to new people or droids.

​@@highlander31527lol I always thought that meant " eat shit" But I guess that would actually be " ET Poodoo "

@@molliver69 Nah, the eyeball droid doorkeeper on tattooine at Jabba's palace use the phrase, as well as the eyeball droid guarding the imperials in The Mandalorian episode where he first delivers Grogu to the Imperials.

The Star Wars films are intended for 12 year olds (or younger). That name is never spoken in the movie, so it's just a little in-joke Lucas added to amuse himself.

Or at least that's how I always understood how force sensitive people manipulate it. The Force in general works like fate, I guess. Things will always work out the way they're supposed to, for optimum balance of all energy. No matter how unlikely something is, if it's supposed to happen at that moment in the grand scheme of things, it will happen. Someone will lose a fight, someone will win, some will die, some will survive for as long as they're meant to.

Far more than a gut sense. To call it a gut sense debases The Force unsanctimoniously. It's more like deep awareness of reality and ESP as well as connection to the underlying forces that make up reality. Like the power that is deeper than gravity and space and time.