Fisto and the Atomic Wrangler - Wang Dang Atomic Tango - Fallout New Vegas Lore 

This video includes the full story of the Atomic Wrangler and all of its quests. If you're just looking for Fisto, skip to 44:50.

Poor Raul had to watch you get fisted by a robot. Twice.

Friend: so what do you do in your free time?" Me: I watch a 53 minute video on the lore of a fisting robot"

Oxhorn: "Where on earth we're gonna find a Ghoul Cowboy?" Raul: "no" Oxhorn: "I mean yeah we have Rau-" Raul: *"NO"*

"Are ya winnin' son?" *while being fisted by a robot in a video game, a single tear rolls down my cheek* "yeah"

"dont get dead" *INTELLIGENCE 11/10*

"Please assume the position". I'm only 26 and I already fear a prostate exam...

Raul's face after the sexbot thing, he has been scarred for life

"Im not a Ghoul, but you make me go Feral" Oh man, wish I saw this before Valentines day 😂😂

Next video: Is it Moral to love Fisto?

"Don't get dead." Caleb knows how to spoken.

that must be really awkward for raul to witness

Oxhorn: Tells Santiago to put something on. Also Oxhorn: Pays Santiago to take everything off.

I feel horrible for Raul at the end. Having to watch all this crap happening.

Santiago: FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING... *NOTHING AT ALL.*

Please assume the position... Woooooo hooooo... Almost died there.

I think the robot is the most normal out of these.

I can tell beatrix's Oxhorns favorite

"Well, yeah, we have Raoul..." "Hey, don't even think about it boss!"

Dont mind Raul. Just standing around watching this crap go down

Dad: what are you doing Timmy? Timmy: I’m getting fisted by a robot in a video game! Dad: You’re adopted.

*i cant feel my legs*

You could say that Beatrix's services are a tad... Feral?

The safe word is Skynet.

When I heard of fisto I was like “oh the unique power fist from F3 right?” And then they just stare at me

Poor Raul, all those things he's seen, can never be unseen

This has to be the silliest, longest, and greatest lore video you've done yet.

The noise fisto makes is hilarious. The voice you put on when hiring Beatrix was priceless.

I lost it at: "And she runs off to poverty"

I am addicted to these lore videos

this week with oxhorn: the morals of having intercourse with robots

Imagine being Raul, managing to survive the Great War, Black Mountain, Mexico, going through all this loss through his life, and finally finding some peace with himself Only to watch the Courier who helped him get nailed by a Protectron named Fisto

James Garret sure is excited about Fisto. This was all for him after all. XD

I'm sad you don't hear a whip crack with Beatrix

My first playthrough, I was a complete Bambi to this quest line. I went with Old Ben, because I had no idea that Santiago was an option. I had already found Beatrix, so I thought of her immediately.. as far as Fisto.. that's something else entirely. I spent 4 hours trying to find the door myself, ended up going online for help. Once I found Fisto, I uploaded the personality, and through my own curiosity I was.. well.. yeah. Once the screen went dark I knew it was gonna be bad. After the sound effects kicked in, I was terrified I would get the "Silent Farts" perk or "Rectal Bleeding" perk. It wasn't until I turned around and realized Boone had rounded the corner from killing the rats and saw the whole thing. I know that his face had limited animations, but I swear on a box of kittens that I saw shame behind those sunglasses. He never asked me to assist with his side quest either. Frankly, I don't blame him. When you catch you best friend with a protection elbow deep in them, you will probably spend a fair amount of time re-evaluating your life goals. After the quest, I never stepped foot into the Atomic Wrangler again. Although I have to wonder.. how exactly does a protection wash their.. um.. traffic cone sized blaster arms? In any case, keep up the great work Oxhorn, I'm already a subscriber but I absolutely love the work you do. (Edit: fixed grammar mistakes)

"There is no safe word. Terminate with extreme intimacy."

I hate Caleb, he talks down to you even if you show up in full riot armor with a mini gun.

I believe the neon sign of a cowboy straddling an atom is a reference to the famous scene from Dr. Strangelove.

A Protectron, a Ghoul Cowgirl, and a smooth talker walk into a bar

"Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." Genuine sage wisdom.

28:41 "Courier! I used to be a courier before i got shot in the head." classic way worse than arrow to the knee and no excuses

I lost it when she made the feral ghoul sound LOL

"Oxhorn please assume the position."

wang dang atomic tango is the best fucking thing i've ever heard

When the beautiful wastelander punches you for your debt Offers you a job as an escort And purchase your services You should at the very least be slightly confused

Numbness will subside in a few minutes

"the sex robot may be hard to do "Hard to do" GRAND

37:17 "Good, bad...The guy with the gun makes the rules" was that a Evil Dead reference ?

50:47 More like. He'd be... cleaning whistles.

"Ahh Fisto..." My sides are hurting.

First Curie and now Fisto... I see a pattern here.

Fallout 1: Find the water chip Fallout 3: Find your dad Fallout 4: Find your son Fallout NV: FIND THE SEX ROBOT

10:09 Rauls picking his nose. You're Welcome.

The delivery of "I can't feel my legs!" is perfect.

Hmm...you used Fisto twice, we learned a little something new about you Ox

"And she runs off to poverty." -oxhorn. 😂😂

i love how oxhorn was so sad about beatrix's services, then laughed after the ghoul yell.

I KNEW that this series of videos and mentions of Fisto would culminate in a video on Fisto. Too much foreshadowing can make the outcome overly evident.

Clorox Bleach Value 420 Weight 1.5 Rads +984.2 Health +50 (20)

I like how the dominatrix ghoul cowgirl has more depth than the standard Bethesda puddle people. Yeah, I know, it’s been said a thousand times.

Now I just can't get Krieger out of my head. "I call him FISTO ROBOTO!"~Dr. Algernop Krieger.

Yeah, Fisto is a pretty great sex bot. But are y'all just gonna ignore me? Like, I've waited 200 years...

*Speaks as Kreiger* I call him 'Fisto Roboto'

I just couldn't ever bring myself to do this quest ever.

Obsidian... Thanks for your excellent work.

Only Oxhorn could make an hour long video about Fisto the Sexbot

Santiago is like a warm summer's breeze, blowing against a prairie flower's petals.

Was Raul caught picking his nose? 10:08

The fact I have to go "assume the position" with fisto to complete the quest, oh god

I perdicted this video on his video about Eve... "Please assume the position" God help me.

"Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." Man I LOVE this phrase!

“Don’t get dead” is better for the Courier since he has been killed before,.. it didn’t take.

"Please assume the position" is my favorite line in this game.

The full back story of fisto the robot.. *ifyouknowhatimsayin*

Fisto needs his own game. I have of few names in mind: 50 shades of Fisto The good, the bad, and the Fisto Fisto 34 Fisto 69 Fisto Wingle And finally... Fisto and the City. XD XD XD

I remember when I first encountered Maud's Muggers, I had the GI Blues quest at the time and had just talked to the assault victims recuperating in the Old Mormon Fort. That led me to think that the people assaulting locals were in fact Maud's Muggers, especially when they say "another" unsuspecting ponce

"Where on earth we're gonna find a Ghoul Cowboy?" ... 6 years later, enter Coop

I actually think Beatrix would be a great person to date, despite her radiation touched body. She's a dom, but she cares. She knows that a sub puts their absolute trust in her, and shouldn't be abused beyond what that sub wants. Call me disgusting, but she's actually a kind lady.

I honestly feel bed for Grecks. He seems beaten down by life

18:26 should have said “Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.”

Wild Wasteland is the best Perk in this game.

Please assume the position

Ratslayer has stayed my main long range weapon for a large part of the game through 2 DLCs and more cause with sneak attacks it has killed almost everything in one headshot

I once was in a hurry doing this mission and I was just clicking whatever was there so when Fisto came out I clicked the option to "test him out" and when the screen turned blacked and heard the noises I was like "What have I done?"

I actually laughed every time Oxhorn had to stop himself laughing or cringing. Have a shot every time he does and see how well you guys do by the end of the vid. Ox, never change.

8:30 "In which case she gives us everything she has, and runs off to poverty." Love it, great job.

I fear no man... But that thing! *fisto servo noises implying sex* It scares me...

The grecks conversation made me have a hearty laugh,haven't done that in a bit

"It can be hard finding the place" is an understatement. Every single time I've replayed Fallout NV I've either spent an hour looking for the place or giving in and using a guide

I'm so used to playing new Vegas with the cut content mods that I always forget that the vanilla game was missing so much, like the whole thing about there not being prostitutes originally in the Wrangler, or Gloria VanGraffes boyfriend being vaporized

Lady Jane: What about the ROUS's? Oxhorn: Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist. Me: OMYGOD! THE PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCE! Like 10 minutes later when Oxhorn was in the cave- it would've been better if the cave kinda looked like the Fire Swamp

I had the exact same sentiment towards Beatrix when you finished the dialogue... uuuuugh

How I wish Obsidian made Fallout 4; how perfect the speech options are in NV. Lucky for us Codsworth doesn't tell us to... ASSUME THE POSITION.

1:05 "Standing against the eastern wall is a man who seems oddly out of place" Is that Mark Wahlberg?

I just got this game but I love watching your lore videos because I dont always feel like reading/finding all the lore in the game. It's fun for me to watch these while I draw then when I play I can just do the missions without having to read everything. Thanks!

“WOOOHOOO” XD

*ASSUME THE POSITION*

I have never clicked one of your nv lore videos faster

When ox goes over to Beatrix for the ‘test’ how he talks is hilarious!

I really wish they had the wild wasteland perk in all the fallouts