Fiveish 

Hell yeah dude.

Hell yeah dude.

Hell ya my N@@andreasi5125

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Lol that's my favorite impression so far.

I could jew that for you

I could make Shabbos dinner for you I could do that for you

"I got an hoffa you can't refuse"

I heard you lend subprime houses

It really is some Wonder Showzen tier shit

One of the kids throws the football at least as Jewish-ly as Fiveish. I saw it when I watched the original video an I cackled like Stav for about 2 minutes straight because it's just the worst!

@@TheRepublicOfJohn i like how all the kids dress up like they are in a mighty mighty bosstones cover band, id call it the "Mighty Might BossTeens"

@@BIacklce their moms dress them, or at least that's the impression that i get

Timestamp?

@@BIacklcedude I almost one-upped this until I realized it was already upped. I think I chipped a tooth.

"Of course I know him, he is me"

_Now I see the world through Fiveish eyes!_

Joseph Goebbels, Dieudonné Mbala, Ted Nugent, Kanye West and nick mullen

@@juleswoodbury58no Mel Gibson?

Daaamn son!! That was great

“Nein, ze German people vould see zis as unrealistic”

@@johnpatterson8697 i can't find it any where

"Now for me that's too far." "It's for working people."

@@johnpatterson8697 can you send a link or something? Can’t find it at all.

0:55

Hearing him scream _"NOOOHOHOHO NOOO"_ like luke skywalker is 👌

"I'm lightheaded bro.. that's unbelievable" Fiveish: _THAT'S ME!_ _stav fucking explodes_ IT'S A FIVE DOLLAR BIIIIIIILLLLLLL!

That laugh is the cure to cancer lol

Hell yea, brother.

I don’t get it

@@wooopwopwopwwooo609 it's a joke on that old trope that like 5000 Jewish workers weren't at the World Trade Center the day it was attacked. Debunked many times I'm sure, but Felix killed the delivery

@@paulfroelich1024 Ohhhhh hehehehehe that’s funny

He made a similar joke on twitter a few weeks ago and it was great.

@@paulfroelich1024 It's not debunked. Alan Dershowitz literally said this. Also the owner of the building, who was there daily with his kids? None of them were there. Almost like they all knew, and wanted to collect insurance money for the claim they took out in 1999 detailing explicitly what would happen during an airplane hitting the buildings.

"Time to go pay rent to fiveish and then rob his ass" gets me every time

@@ProfessorBoswell Yeah that addendum ascends the bit to the peak, I gotta gay. I mean say.

And the logo is something close to the taaka logo

Pretty much how sausage party did it with the liquor bottle being a Native American shaman

Youre too smart for this fanbase.

no

isnt that a simpsons joke where a football team mascot is called Drunky the Indian?

“My name is Robbery the Nine millimeter”

2:22

5:00

Iz tha pussy *PHAT?!*

I don't get the joke

he can't keep getting away with it!

He’s too busy causing all those mass shootings

@@GeloKuhsang This joke was old 3 years ago

Ir mom is a sam hyde bitb

Sam Hyde is fat and ugly and therefore subhuman

Beautiful

That’s the rare actually funny joke by Adam

"Adam, we have to shut this down"

I've shared this with all my Jewish friends they thought it was hilarious

Moazam Khan did you share with them about uss liberty and the commie connection

I was gonna say this looks straight outta world peace

@@thanks4272 If it was it would be much worse. The fact that this is legit is everything.

@@sevensicilies I’m not sure - if it was world peace it would be hilarious. But I get it that the authenticity takes it to new levels

@@Eastwood007x I mean it’ll still be funny if it was just a skit, but what makes it hilarious to an otherworldly extent is the fact that it is real lol

@@dajokahbaby1506 how'd you like Smiling Friends?

3:27 for those that need it! 😅😂😂

mmmaybe for fiveish?

*rubs hands jewishly*

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@@inhonia8785 5 dollars? What do you need 3 dollars for?

Yeah it’s so funny how he’s like “this was never meant to be seen outside of the community” 😂😂

@@bruhdon4748 my sides rofl ITS MONEY

That's gonna be so funny

Adam will be in Jerry Seinfelds position and stav on a Zoom call on the Jimmy Kimmel show just like Kramer.

​@@Screwby_Jones6200 "stop laughing, it's not funny!" - Jerry Funny Man

BILL BILL BILL BILL

@@yungdarn3876 YESS LOL!

What would you do if I told you they were both made by the same people? Google "Oorah".

from the same people!

Oh god don’t remind me of that trash

@@nothere413 wow.

@Oliver and get thrown down the well again? I don't think so!

Jesus that was awesome, pure genius. Sorry i meant "Moses that was awesome, pure genius"

This is probably the 50th time I've heard this but it's the first time I've paid attention to how brilliant that is

So hood, he robs money _from_ money! _i'm going to Hell..._

Is it the one of a bunch of hasidic jews chasing a guy in a money suit around cos holy shit

@@IronMiddo yup that one

WHAT

Not true, they would've chased fiveish

@@cowl6867 fuck, that's funny

Best fucking comment ive ever read in my life!! 😂😂😂😂😂

It's not even satire, it's literally a childrens show made by a weird orthodox group.

@@iunnox666 Exactly, everyone thinks this is some kind of self aware joke.. no. They actually thought this with ZERO awareness that "What? Money? What's wrong with money? Everybody loves money! The kids love money! Make our mascot money!" - It's what they think about and focus on all day, every day.

Looks like They™ got another one. People keep dying from 9/11 like TV actors earn residuals

Because Israel is actually like this. Nick knows

its because all the chosen ones that worked there were called days prior telling them not to come into work on 9/11

@@JS-qk6th the owner of the buildings, who worked there 5 days a week, and ate lunch there daily, literally laughed at press when asked why he wasn't there. "Lol, I just got paid double. 2 buildings baybeee!" - Adam's uncle

Right! This has to be parody, I'm losing my mind

It's for modern orthodox Jews

Wait, then where do they watch Schindler's List every month as well as the hours of Propogandic lies from their mother land? (That they stole)

Orthodox jews aren't allowed to

"if the Orthodox Jewish families could see this, they'd be very upset"

Probably my favorite laugh from Stav ever

its even worse that the shows creator is an orthodox jew

a pack

​@@ZeranZeran whacha doin up'ere fella?

@@erynoise that was the first time I heard anyone refer to a race of people as "a pack". Mel Brooks is a visionary.

I thought it was a gag or SNL bit.

@@ZeranZeranreally? Cause there’s a pretty famous example of that ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xfF7_Xo83uA.htmlsi=qvbBGnQCvuabetwS&t=34s

The algorithm Gods have smiled on me the last couple days

RU-vid blessed YOU bud

RU-vid finally blessed *me* for once

@@ClangersTV yes they have, these guys are fucking hilarious. Surprised I haven't heard of them before.

@@ClangersTV it’s half and half You’re definitely favored by the algorithm but you’re also making the videos that would be most favored by it Sleek editing, tasteful clips, lack of Nick’s favorite F, N, and R words, etc Idk if you meant for it to be this way but your videos end up being the perfect intro to the podcast

I'm Jewish and it sounded like a regular laugh to me

Probably charged them for the power and heat used to shoot this show

This is from the podcast, "Cum Town." It's purely audio. The person running this channel is adding visuals to their audio. Not the same people, just an amazing editor.

Its from the Cum Town Podcast.

@@chancedavis6216 Thanks, I literally already said that, glad you could feel involved.

Ya i figured that out later ive seen nick before on skanks i think but after this i went on a deep dive on cum tube... their fucking soo funny holy shit... not as original as Sargent major general chipperson but name a sock cucker who is..... cum town, why dont they call it spunk city or sumthin tss tss

@@JustLostTheGame No need to be a douche. I didnt care to read the comments under his and simply commented without hesitation. Dont let your fragile ego get in the way of your judgment.

Just a delusional person who thinks they're part of god's chosen ones. They really believe this. I worked with them. most are chill. Some are absolutely insane, bat shit ko͝oko͝o. They would hiss whenever they got angry, or if someone outside of their close knit religious clique got anywhere near them, they would just get disgusted and panicked. I used to make it a point to get as close as possible to the most racist one there whenever I had to fix his pc. Dude was such a racist, demanding POS. Watching him squirm in disgust and fear was my driving force for my last few weeks of working there. Because a white peasant had the nerve to fix is computer for him (Reload Spotify, because his dumb old ass had no idea what he was doing and left it on for 2 weeks straight). - Some of them are straight up disgustingly racist, some of them are really cool people just like anyone else.

One of the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

In case you didn’t know, the cars4kids charity song that drives everyone crazy, is the “charity” that makes this idiotic kids show. Nice charity dollars at work.

@@brendencarlson5220 I've never heard of it

@@youngkappakhan Well, google it. It’s the most annoying ear worm, and when i discovered that the “charity” merely uses the money for these videos and their schools, well, my five dollar bill will go elsewhere.

@@brendencarlson5220 Curiously I get advertised this charity a day later. Only chosenites would make a "charity" that literally just asks you to give them a car or boat for like 700 dollars in tax credit

Yes that’s what confirmed it...

lakewood moment

In case you didn’t know, the cars4kids charity song that drives everyone crazy, is the “charity” that makes this idiotic kids show. Nice charity dollars at work.

Its hurting my head trying to understand the logic behind this show.

Lmao

8:30 That Deniro impression is the t*ts.

They're really this bold, and they really have 0 self awareness. They're really like this. Go meet a few. They're hilarious people. Some are great.

You don't need help man, you've figured this life shit out

That "swish" is so heartwarming

Wuuuuuuuunderbaaar lmao that had to be an experience

"Hey, you know that five dollar bill costume? Lets use that as the title character for our jewish children's television show! What could go wrong?!" ... _And History was made._

robbery the nine millimeter

Get your racist irony right stupid, it’s robbery the nine millimeter

This is the best comment ever

My mans is wearing the dress shirt sweater vest combo

You mean _THAT_ Kaiba's dad...?!

That dude?

RICHARD HORVITZ!? Oh my god…

WHAT.

The true special Shabbos guest was Exodia Necros all along!

I wanna know if he seen the one where they ask for his birth certificate and the one before that where he goes through the airport with what appears to be dynamite

Can u link 1 lmao???

Update: jesus those are shitpost goldmines. My lord😂☠

@@JavierHernandez-fq4hu Now I need to see this. I'm wondering what level of celebrity is doing bar mitzvah invitation videos. George Wendt? Mark McGrath? Judy Gold???

_The calm before the storm..._

There was an old video of that clip with R&B music playing in the background, also had a funny title. Used to watch it a million times but I can't find it anymore

It's a marketing thing for the oorah auction

@@cyaj2402 thank you for this explanation. I was really wonderings why they'd make this lmao.

The fuck is a Chinese auction? What in the fuck?

@@rallokkcaz a Chinese auction is basically a raffle

@@rallokkcaz Ironically, the term "Chinese auction" has a prejudiced origin from when the Chinese were considered cheap. Jewish auction is the appropriate term