Terrible noises, like the ones I hear each night in my dreams... the pumping of the pipes in my old water tank... the clanging of the experiments... the scientists making comments about the shape of my navel... it haunts me. Others have also noticed its resemblance to a hairy asterisk, but they have been much more polite in their observations, swapping the scientists' disparaging label of "the furry black hole" for "a mold of a spider in which the spider's hair got stuck." But, worry not, U Can Fix Anything! With therapy, I will fix this!
