Fixing JoJo Siwa's Terrible Makeup | Worst Re-Brand Ever 

As a Gen X actual KISS fan who never stopped listening and going to see metal, she's just too many degrees removed from anything like them. No one younger than 40 cares. It's all fashion to them. I don't have a horse in that race, honestly. Nothing means anything to them. To us, we were actually rebelling against religious conservative and even hippy culture. There's nothing rebellious about this.

Seriously? Oh honey.

​@@Neenerella333 100% agree with you other than I'm 32 and a hard kiss fan 😂

She literally just put on the 'costume of rebellion' but didn't read the instructions 🫣 Imagine not knowing about 80's Glam rock and Hair metal but dressing like this for your debut.

How can someone not have heard of KISS? I'm not saying you have to be a fan - I'm not - but to have no idea who they are? Like... the level of sheltering that has taken place is unbelievable.

Yeah for sure. I think you put it well. She was putting on different masks to see what fits, and definitely wanted it to be clear she was an adult even if she still didn't know what that meant (as none of us do in the beginning) but it didn't feel like a child's idea of WiLd aNd CrAzY. The only time that a kid usually gets to look "wild" and put on makeup is usually Halloween, so when your glow up just looks like a bad Halloween costume it doesn't feel genuine, it feels like you are still just a child rushing to be perceived as mature but with no idea of what that means. Miley did the smart thing by taking advantage of a whole team to craft her image. But certainly besides that, I think she was in the process of actually growing up whereas Jojo just wants to be. It happens in due course and it looks different for everyone but I don't think Jojo will even organically land on Great Value Gene Simmons as her genuine identity 😅

Lol to be fair I think given Jojo's token bright rainbow unicorn look wearing black probably did feel very wild and BAD!

You’re so right Miley was organic, and who among us wasn’t a little lost and a little cringe at that age. Jojo unfortunately is a lot cringe and it’s very calculated, just not well calculated, I do hope she does get a chance to genuinely find herself

Yes, it feels like she's ticking off the checkbox - what's the next stage for a child star? The rebellion.

Miley didn't even know who Jay Z was so no, I don't think she was genuine either

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Oh the chin thing bothers me so much! And it’s the makeup, I’ve known women with visible beards, that’s just human variety, this is innately disturbing.

@@montananerd8244that chin thing bugs me beyond words! What even is it???

Get on a boat so we can call you a rebel

same 😭

Sounds like a Panic at the Disco song from 2005

As a gay goth dude, i cant figure what is rebel about lesbians on a boat?

@@tristambre632 That's the joke. There's nothing "rebel" about that. Robert is referencing a scene in Jojo Siwa's "rebellious" music video where shes with a woman on a boat and acting like it's such a rebellious thing. It's not. It's cringy the way she's trying to frame it.

And don’t forget his many years of practice!

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Sticky is the perfect way to describe how it looked omg

Omg YES!!! I couldn't figure out what the texture looked like to me but this is exactly it, it looks gloopy and crusty all at the same time and just looks horrible. You'd think with all the money and the giant team of yes men behind her someone would have said it looks bad but I guess they're not paid to tell her that! 😂 I would be utterly embarrassed if I went through this phase of trying so hard to look "cool" and like "a rocker" and THIS is how it came out. Just like Robert said, it's extremely "try hard" and just makes her look like even more of an immature child than the Disney makeup she used to wear before. Looks like "I got into my mum's makeup bag and wanted to look cool and edgy for my friends" without having any of the know how or the personality to pull it off. She's insufferable. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂lol

EXACTLY 💯 😂

I was trying to find the MUA, do you know who it is?

Watching this like "Is anyone going to tell Robert she DID hire someone?" :')

Yes!! I was going to comment this! Someone does it for her!

Yikes on bikes

I thought I'd heard a MUA had done this horrific look. 😮

Yes! I was looking for this quote 😂 made genuinely lol

That bit totally made me chuckle! 😂

I thought the same thing!

me too! im glad im not the only one who noticed it

honestly, the biggest rebrand to seem more grown up would be to sing about how no one teaches us how to be adults and then start complaining about having to do taxes and pay rent

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​@@aquatiger8I know. All these artists talk about sex, drugs and rowdy parties, but they don't talk about having less time for your hobbies or struggling with job hunting/house hunting

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Thank you! I think I will!! 🖤🖤🖤

Yes +1,000,000,000` to this idea!

Same 😂

Same. Damn hooded eyes. 🤣

Me too! Or goth raccoon. That's why I don't use it.

​@@bree9272 me too 😂😂😂 As a teenager I was a certified death metal panda 😅👍 ... and it was decades before skyrim made it look cool 😂😂😂

OMG same! And I am turning 40 soon! 🙄 LoL, oh well 😂🤷‍♀️

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me too

she's really leaning into it too, lol. some of the stuff she's said is clearly so the press will pay attention to the New Thing.

Every time I bring up that suspicious timing after the Rolling Stone article, someone screams at me that every child star is treated like this when they try to rebrand and I'm terrible for finding her annoying. Then the only other celebrity they can name as an example is Miley Cyrus.

Thank you

Agreed because it's so badly executed and thrown together, there's no other reason for it

The baby face thing is why a lot of celebrities (allegedly) get cosmetic plastic surgery to get a more angular look to their face to age out of being viewed as a kid

I dunno in the pictures of lesbian boat girls smiling to each other her make up isn't that bad. I believe the terrible one was fully intentional.

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"sexy Gene Simmons" 🤣

Get out of my head. If one of my offspring showed up like that, I’d laugh, and laugh, and laugh more every time I looked at them. 😂😂😂😂😂

I've seen a video of a MUA doing this for her. I feel like they probably did what she wanted and just collected a paycheck.

Ironically she’s got the voice of a 60 year old chain smoker tho

Now that is how you do a re brand!

Taylor, like Miley just started being themselves and rocked it. Jojo doesn't know who she is, she s very obviously lost herself and doesn't know what to do to break free but this is not it.

Totally agree

I don't think jojo even knows what she's trying to give.

Yes! Absolutely agree!

Same, I want to see what the OG concept looks like when done by someone competent, lol

@@alyson_l27i agree, but tbh we could just google Gene Simmons/KISS and find it done right 😂

i truly have forgotten about jesy 😭 im a big mixer and i kept out with the girls but jesy 😭

I always think “just slap it on and it won’t go wrong”

Start with brown eyeshadow and tape. Then you can add black shadow and or black liner from there!

@@jillsarah7356 that is a great way to ease into black! I may have done it that way a time or two, but this is a good reminder to try it again! 😉

😂Now I can't unsee that! You're so right!

Gonna do it at Halloween.

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That brought to mind "CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964...."

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I want "You know what, I'm doing a smokey eye but also I'm a mechanic" on a shirt.

YES

Love love love that look! Especially the wings

Made me choke 🤣