Flame War Theater - "Full Body Workout Every Other Day?" 

This is the stuff ppl got stabbed for in the 1700s

A pair of bodybuilders unironically expose time as an illusion.

Amazing video. I'll probably re-watch it every other day (4-5 times a week).

You left out the guy who tried it and somehow manages to workout 10x in 14 days

"You don't start counting on sunday, it hasn't been a day yet," is my personal favorite.

The immovable wall vs. the unstoppable force

This is the best flame war yet, I was legitimately confused for a bit

This one's a slow burner but it just keeps getting better and better the more they keep referencing days of the week

"counting an array from 0 vs from 1"- The stage play

Alinity reenactment at 0:01. Bravo.

In the original thread, TheJosh later realizes that he's wrong and tries to play it off as Trolling

The part where he says the first Sunday doesn't count is actually an example of measuring, rather than counting, the days. TheJosh is starting from midnight on Sunday, and is measuring from there, while Derrick's character is counting the days. The problem arises when TheJosh tries to blend the two together, saying the first Sunday "doesn't count", but then "counts" the second Sunday, when really, he should've stopped measuring at 11:59pm on Saturday. This kind of problem also arises when people assume there's a "year zero", because they are considering years to be measured quantity, instead of one that is counted.

Oh my god, I've read this whole thread before. Everyone there was a moron, but the original poster coming back again and again with his 8 day week just makes it the best.

This definitely has to be the best one yet, I'll be sure to watch it 3.5 times a week

one of their best flame war theaters yet

"Callander" really did it for me. Excellent job guys!

This is the “Who’s On First?” of our generation.

Possibly the best one yet. The guy Rocco portrayed was infuriatingly stupid and Derrick's guy was frustratingly bad at explaining something so simple.

Rocco and Derek were so good at arguing, I thought I was watching the podcast.

I thought it was weird that they censored “fucking” at 4:52 because they said “fuck” elsewhere in the vid, only to realize that the poster censored his own post, which is insanely hilarious

Me at the beginning of the video: why are they pulling from a bodybuilding forum? Me halfway through the video: oh

Just watched an 11 minutes video about 2 guys arguing about when a week starts

The Morrowind spell sound on derrick entering the scene is perfect.

The most contextually broken argument on the internet. This is glorious.

So is that a yes to being able to do full body workouts every other day... orrrr?

"This cat isn't real" *throws cat*. I'm impressed by how Shaun managed to make me laugh out loud less than two seconds into the video.

The bodybuilding forums is a treasure trove of material

This came out so good OMG Best one yet!!!!

The thread actually goes on a lot longer and gets funnier with much more insults.

Some say they are still arguing to this day, their originally swole muscles decayed by the sands of the time to match the hollow voids in their skulls. It was especially bad for TheJosh, who lived in an alternate dimension where there are 8 days in a week.

This is both extremely funny and more than slightly annoying

If I watch Flame War Theatre every other day I'll watch 4-5 times per week!

waiting for a comment thread to start further arguing this

Wait, I should know this, but both were so sincere with their answers that I'm now actually confused which one is right. Help.

Finally someone has fully expressed this legendary thread. Sasuga, m1ndless.

I love Flame War Theater. I really hope it comes back

4 days one week, 3 days the next, then 4 days, on and on forever. Basic stuff, THEJOSH.

This made me really appreciate Rocco's theater skills. That on demand vocal projection is seriously impressive.

According to Rocco's character... we are getting 2 podcasts every week!?? PSYCH!!

This is actually the origin story of Ben Franklin becoming a time villain and inventing daylight savings time.

Holy shit, now THIS is a thread i can get behind.

Hahaha, the scalating insanity is what made this serie great! More scalating insanity like this please, thanks! You guys are great, congrats from Argentina

I've watched this so many times, and it keeps getting better.

This is brilliant, thank for re-enacting these. I love them.

All this could've been avoided if they'd realize person 1 was counting beginning of Sunday to beginning of Sunday as seven days and person 2 was counting beginning of Sunday to end of Saturday.

I'm really, really bummed that you guys didn't get to the best line in the whole thread: "You are the dumbest boy alive." Really wanted to hear that dramatically read.

This is truly one of the best you've done. I'm glad this forum thread has now been enshrined for us to study for generations to come.

This was the Gamer Warz of Flame War Theaters. I remember this thread was such a head wreck I never made it past the first handful of posts. Great work everyone!

Wow, just read this for the first time yesterday after 'Jack Martin' suggested it in the previous Flame War Theatre. What a great suggestion. And so well executed - you guys did this text justice.

Man, Flame War Theater is such a great concept! Once again, fantastic video. Keep up the good work guys!

I work at a gym and I have over heard this exact conversation

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Discussions like this is what the internet was made for

I miss old internet sometimes.

This may be the best find you've had yet. I've never seen a better example of people on forums! I love this!

Flame Wars magnum opus. Great work, keep it up!

underrated play of a legendary thread.

This may very well be my favorite Flame War Theater video yet. The boys found a gem of a thread and put in great work to reenact this. Watching this also brought that "You have Uno!!!" bit into my mind. Thanks for delivering an amazing vid!

Mathematically this is a matter of indexing. You can either start the index at 1 or 0. Linguistically, starting at 0 implies measuring the number of days from a starting point, and starting at 1 implies counting the number of days since a starting point and assumes some amount of rounding is happening. Indexes that start at zero use language like "first, second, third"; where for example, the "first day" really means any time less than one day since the start. Indexes that start at one use language that refers to the number itself, like "1 day from now" or "in 3 days". In other words, indexes that start at zero make "1" represent any point between 0-1, 2 represent 1-2, 3 represents 2-3, etc. Indexes that start at one make "1" represent any point between 1-2, 2 between 2-3, etc. "Zero days from now (today) is the first day, one day from now (tomorrow) is the second day, two days from now is the third day, etc." These guys are definitely blending the two methods of indexing and creating some contradictions, which leads to this hilarious exchange.

maybe you should look at a k'lander

I don't have these conversations in my head

Literally dying right now because I've heard conversations like this while in gym. 🤣🤣🤣

This was the best! Refound you guys again and man was it awesome!

You guys nailed it the delivery is brilliant and the thread is hilarious.

That was... quite the journey.

That was well done. I will definitely watch if you have more of such content.

if you watch this video on a loop for long enough you become unstuck from time

Brilliant that you expanded the pool beyond videogame topics, that should keep the material flowing forever

Did this really happen holy shit I can’t believe TheJosh is really real.

Holy shit what an epic. Great work crew! I felt that shit in the heart.

Thank you guys so much

Hey this video is pretty good

oh god this was the best one. good job. i really love these they make me think of the shakespeare theater segments a lot.

Truly magnificent. Love Derrick's dashing hero character.

Man this video made laugh so hard, you guys are getting better and better 😭

Oh jeez, the video is still going on. I walked away and came back to this still playing XD but in all honestly I love full body workouts.

I come back to this video every time my depression hits me hard

What a classic thread, good choice and great work!

This is one of the best videos of the internet. A true master piece!

This is a fucking masterpiece, please never end this series

Man.. I love you guys. So much.

This is my all time favorite internet thread, I revisit it every few years. Thanks so much for bringing it to life I’m dying 😂😂😂

Flame war theatre is one of the best things this channel has done. This one is the masterpiece.

I'm glad my patreon money goes to these guys, Rocco and Derrick KILLED it

This is one of the top vids of all time

I can't help but to read silly internet discussions every single time as if they were you guys acting--it significantly improved my overall internet experience. Also, I was having a bad night until seeing this with my husband, thanks for all the laughs :)

Aw man, you guys left out the best part. The original person who started the thread comes back and locks it because no one answered his question and it went so far off the rails.

Three minutes in I realized the video wasn't even half as finished as my sides

I'm gonna miss this series. Who's gonna take up the mantle for documenting and preserving flamewars in interesting ways?

I laughed so hard that I literally had tears in my eyes. Great video!

Take this to the theaters, you guys struck gold!

These guys had me questioning my sanity

This shit is fucking amazing! Haven't caught one of your guys videos in so long. Glad you're still amazing!

This was hilarious. SO glad you guys finally did something off those Bodybuilding forums.

This might be one of the best ones yet. Bravo gentlemen

I was confused for a moment but remembered the week starts on Sunday in the US :)

The funny thing is, This is missing the other, 5+ people who then turned this into a weird faction war :P Lol, doing Jon Bois proud

I do so love when something is re-uploaded twice.

Your BEST one yet!!! Love it!!!

This was a masterpiece, by far my favorite Flame War yet.

I've been hoping you would do this thread since you started Flame War Theater! Sooo funny.