There's got to be a fanfiction out there that directly has her like in our world if there isn't I'm going to be sad but I ain't going through the thousands of fanfictions that are for the Splatoon section.
2:30 looks real. Also this may sound weird but I'd love to have one of those body pillows as I'm such a big fan of Splatoon and yeah having a Splatoon product that I can see daily would be nice.