Food Contamination Warning EAS 

General mills would get sued out the ass for this 😂

Cyanide -- part of a complete breakfast

*currently eating lucky charms* MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY

thank god I ate leftover Pizza Hut pizza for breakfast today

Well, this time there really was a prize in the box!

me: lucky i dont eat cereal mom: ditzy! i got Cheerios! me: -slaps it out of mom's hand- NOOOOOOOOO!!!

*[Laughs while eating Dunkin’ Donuts cereal]*

can you imagine eating Cheerios and hearing this on tv? it makes it feel like if you eat something, you're at risk.

almost accidentally played this without headphones. oh god

You mean no more Cinnamon Toast Crunch,Lucky Charms,and etc?NO!!!!Why?!

Gordon Ramsay: ITS FOCKING CONTAMINATED AND RAW

*Currently eating Oero O's* Me: I AM GONNA DI- Me: *in coma*

Phew! Good thing I'm Eating Frosted Flakes!!! (They're Kellogg's)

*turns on tv while eating lucky charms* eas: GENRAL MILLS CERAL IS POISONED me: MOM I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

Imagine eating a bowl of cocoa puffs and this cones on the tv

Poison cereals on this video? Jeez I didn't expect that

That was a good idea for a fictional EAS!

*hears the eas broadcast*. NOOOO! My LUCKY CHARMS

*grabs Lucky Charms* *opens box* EAS: FOOD CONTAMINATION WARNING. General Mills. *writes DO NOT EAT! on box with Sharpie* Fuck. *spots fresh box of Apple Jacks* Yes! *opens box, pours bowl, adds milk, grabs spoon, goes to table. Sets bowl on table, grabs Apple Jacks box*

This won't trigger in Ireland, the Emergency Alert System (EAS) is in America only, but translations could be possible.

"Cereal is good for you" My ass.

at least right now im eating pasta

Me who just ate 3 bowls of Cheerios: I’m screwed

2011 me (3 years old): oh boy time to eat cocoa puffs! *FOOD CONTAMINATION WARNING: GENERAL MILLS* Oh no! *Doesn't eat and put in a cold place* 2022 Me (14 years old): *eats cocoa puff since it safe now*

Me, eating my cinnamon toast crunch: Oh, let's watch some youtube. Me: *turns on video* Me: *throws bowl off balcony*

Can you do one for the Toll House cookie dough? that one freaked the heck outta me, as I had just, the day before, eaten some raw Toll House dough. :3

lmao this is hilarious! XD

thank Jesus I never ever eat cereal

Imagine eating Cheerio's while this happens. Id be like "Shittttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!"

Good thing I’m not eating Cookie Crisp!!! Lol!!!

The last one was "vertigo". Feeling like you are walking on a wall, but actually walking on a horizontal surface.

I guess you can say, cereal killer ?

Do you suppose the EAS would ever really issue a warning for contaminated food products?

Why would cereal be contaminated by bacteria?! That does not make sense to me! If i see this EAS, I'd be so angry, and then i would be like: "MOM!! Cereal contaminated now!! somebody poisoned them!!!" Then my mom would be like, "Why do you say that?!" Then I'd say, "Because the EAS said so on TV!" So yeah, if I see this, I'd storm into my room, turn on the tv, and then deal with it!

I want this prize from this Cocoa Puffs! *avoid eating any cereal manufactured by general mills* On second thought, I will just dig for it

I only eat cereal at my moms house sometimes.

Oh sure, I just meant that if he wants one done in Ireland, it can't be in the EAS format, since it does not apply in other countries,

Oh God. Looks like there will be no more cereal guy comics

me eeating some fruit loops then it comes on.. i spill my cereal and say whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(eating rice krispies) snap crackle ..... wait, it's poisened? POP!!!!!!!!!

how do you make the voice?

Thank god I dont have Capn Crunch right now :D

You mean no more cinnamon toast crunch!? 😭🙁😰

ah yes I’m eating Wendy’s

For example of FCW message: A Primary Entry Point System issued a *** FOOD CONTAMINATION WARNING *** for the following counties: The United States. Effective until further notice. This video's FCW is issued by a Primary Entry Point System.

Yes, but Ireland shares the JTAC Alert System with Britain, so it is possible.

Well, this there really was a prize

*looks at half-eaten bowl of Cheerios* ...Fuck.

New, from the Mills: Poison Puffs! Starring our newest mascots, Mr. Skull and Mr. Yuk.

What a bad breakfast alert

I dont eat cereal that much anymore so im not worried

"Look at lucky charms" "HOLY-!" "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Om Nom Nom... What? General mills is poisoned? Symptoms include fainting? *faints*

Did this happen?

Yep.

Welp. No sleep tonight!

Wow. Just think if this came on after u just ate a big bowl of Cheerios.

Do you care if I use this in a RU-vid series

Kashi survived.

Anybody else think that this said 'Flood Contamination Warning'? And also- Would this ever happen.

Thank god my broke ass eats malt-o-meal

I’M COO COO FOR CYANIDE PUFFS!

Why is there no ticker tape?

And Coco Puffs. You know what, I'm not gonna say them all.

Sounds like a kellogg's commercial/propaganda.

Please Do The One For The Toll House Cookie Dough And For Peter Pan Peanut Butter!

Cyanide Crunches! Starring Bluto.

*looks at half eaten bowl of lucky charms* ahh shit.....

OH NO!!!!!!!!! I HAVE LUCKY CHARMS BY GENERAL MILLS

NOT MY FROOT LOOPS wait are they made by general mills?

Imma make a Food contamination EAS on the 2008 Peanut Butter Samonella Outbreak

The EAS system is in America only.

But you forgot the shrimps

I’m still gonna eat my Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Yay. Now I don't have to see those stupid Trix and Honey Nut cheerios and Reeses puffs commercials.

Thank goodness I ate ramen noodles for breakfast

I had food poisoning before.

the coco puffs acully will make u coco for more when poisened

Warning : a series of Fake EAS warnings have been broadcasted recently , and must be ignored . Instructions are to turn off the tv , or radio , and to GO EAT SOME FRUITY FRUIT LOOPS .

im requesting this

Slowly burns the honey nut cherrios 🔥

...Good thing I don't eat cereal...

Is this a real EAS alert?

R.I.P 6:00 A.M.

Okay I'm not going to eat it

*eating Cocoa Puffs* wait... Cyanide Poison inclodes Headaches? *Getting a Headache.*

Can you do something like this but in Ireland???? Please? For a subscriber?? Please???

Oh god. There goes half of the US teens.

This one could really happen

I only eat cereal with marshmallows (only to eat the marshmallows out of them)

Just ate like, 4 whole bowls of Special K.

I’m just eating sunflower seeds.-.

I'm requesting this

thank God I don't eat cereal

Well, this is gonna suck, that means i won't be able to eat fruit loops or apple jacks soo...yeah it will suck. I guess i'll have to eat raisin bran for breakfest from now on until the contamination thing ends and that the general mills cereals aren't contaminated anymore. I sure hope this never happens in real life.

Yup, cyanide in cereal, makes plenty of sense.

Real Toxic Poison includes Turning Into Real Toxic!?!?

omg

Oh and Fruit Loops

I don’t eat cereal only bacon and eggs