Food Theory: Goldfish Crackers Lore Exists... and It’s HORRIFYING!

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Goldfish Crackers are the snack that smiles back! But why did NO ONE stop to question why these crackers smile?! Are they really happy or is it actually a sinister smile? Well, Loyal Theorists, we dove into the Goldfish Crackers LORE to discover everything you need to know about the crackers, and you’re not going to like what we found out!
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@goshoveaneedleupyourass 9 месяцев назад

"i love fishes cuz theyre so suspicious" is now my favourite MatPat quote

@simplesimply3753 9 месяцев назад

I sung that in my head to the goldfish tune

@TheUltimateGod34 9 месяцев назад

“Gotta go fishin’ for LOOOOORREEEE!!”

@Jordanlukemarks 9 месяцев назад

I hope the war with Ukraine and Russia ends.

@aManBeLike 9 месяцев назад

@@JordanlukemarksMan you're lucky that dislikes are useless in comments

@squarrot9355 9 месяцев назад

ITS SO BARS

@kanishkanallagundla2155 9 месяцев назад

MatPat has never sounded more like an actual crazy conspiracy theorist and I love it. Edit: Thx so much for all the likes. It really amazes me on how you all are so nice!

@namantherockstar 9 месяцев назад

Matpat inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@ghost14224 9 месяцев назад

Bro just put my childhood snack behind bars 💀

@osmosisjones4912 9 месяцев назад

it's finally completed:ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2HKLmc7HFw.html

@DC.TheAtom_Edits 9 месяцев назад

@@namantherockstaralmost there

@billyalarie929 9 месяцев назад

Eh.. Not really but okay

@Adam-vu5sy 9 месяцев назад

The “is that Irish?” “No it’s cheddar” part got me so good man, they know how to make me laugh

@theamazingmika8412 8 месяцев назад

Mhm!

@glittesparkel 6 месяцев назад

fr tho 😭

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 4 месяца назад

It's cheda

@SupercellularChaos 8 месяцев назад

MatPat is the only one who can turn an innocent little girl snaking on Goldfish into a soul-devouring monster.

@theformalfern 6 месяцев назад

Heh…

@juliajohnson4080 9 месяцев назад

If we’re talking about food commercials, Cinnamon Toast Crunch always creeped me out. THEY LITERALLY EAT EACH OTHER!! Finn’s bad, but at least he doesn’t go that far (yet)

@enerioffutt1881 9 месяцев назад

YES! That has always disturbed and me and made me not ever want to eat them.

@jaketaller8567 9 месяцев назад

Since we’re talking creepy cereal mascots, I have two words for you, Crazy Craving. This Honeycomb mascot was literally an eldritch horror that took over children’s minds, mutating them into bug-eyed rodents that only wanted the sweet taste of toasted honey.

@mayravixx25 9 месяцев назад

Same thing with Krave where it seems like a race thing in their commercials, while cinnamon toast crunch is straight up cannibalism. It's almost like these commercials are subtly tackling some real world issues, which is interesting if true

@smashmonster6929 9 месяцев назад

True. Everyone make matpat do a cinamon toast crunch lore video

@PrivateMcPrivate 9 месяцев назад

@@enerioffutt1881I eat them to give them the death penalty for committing murder.

@hidrowiz1313 9 месяцев назад

MatPat is living embodiment of having a late night thought and letting it take over 😆

@-Tha.Honey.Kat- 9 месяцев назад

Lmao yeah

@estay.azimullah 9 месяцев назад

@@-Tha.Honey.Kat- yea so relatable

@-Tha.Honey.Kat- 9 месяцев назад

@@estay.azimullah :3

@Commander650 9 месяцев назад

3am-4am me

@pineapplejuice1156 9 месяцев назад

except that we are not geniuses or that dedicated to finding out more

@thekrakenexperiment280 7 месяцев назад

Funny that Matpat says “Toy Story this is not” when the credits of Toy Story 2 is a blooper reel showing that the Toy Story cast are also actors.

@the_0ne_and_0nly_miriyam 9 месяцев назад

3:05 got me on the floor dying of laughter 💀💀💀

@starsilverinfinity 9 месяцев назад

The worst part is they are probably smiling back because their faces are frozen in the last emotion they felt before being betrayed by their friends

@itz_ore0cookies535 8 месяцев назад

Oh 😨never thought about that…

@IllusiveTaco 6 месяцев назад

lol

@Camp_Half_Blood_Is_Here 4 месяца назад

That… that escalated… too quickly….

@Rachelsmobstarlife 4 месяца назад

Ⓨⓤⓗ

@ShaneDaly-ve5yq 4 месяца назад

Oh god… that went from 1 to 11 way way too fast

@andresryan5901 9 месяцев назад

Matpat is the type of guy to say “wanna know goldfish lore?” In his average conversation

@thepetekidyt 9 месяцев назад

Don't bring this trend to matpats comment section. It wasn't ever funny in Sams comments, it's not funny here

@Mike_Dubayou 9 месяцев назад

I mean probably not

@DT3LovesJesus 9 месяцев назад

I’m crying 😭 😂

@hookitiri 9 месяцев назад

I'm also that type of guy

@thecatacombhimself 9 месяцев назад

@@thepetekidyt Cope and seethe

@ashleycollins5378 7 месяцев назад

I love how MatPat was talking about this dark lore and was just like "But, hey! That's just a theory; A food theory!" He does it every food lore episode and it just cracks me up T-T

@penguin_aly 9 месяцев назад

“Goldfish trafficking” never thought I’d hear that in my lifetime 💀

@SweetVictory270 9 месяцев назад

It’s always refreshing to see MatPat talk about “The Dark Secret” of a childhood topic.

@osmosisjones4912 9 месяцев назад

It's finally completed:ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2HKMLmc7HFw.html

@basically_boring 9 месяцев назад

under rated comment

@Sandajj 9 месяцев назад

two theories in one day is crazy

@CallMePrawn 9 месяцев назад

Fr he barely does it anymore

@TigruDinescu-uy3ui 9 месяцев назад

@@osmosisjones4912 shut up, bot

@AthenaPOfficial 9 месяцев назад

Appreciate all the love in the comments!! Can’t believe Matpat is going down this rabbit hole too 🤣 shoutout to Alec Comes to making the first goldfish deep dive and Choopo made a great one as well. The four of us combined will get to the bottom of this…. I don’t know what this is but

@_TheCartoonist_ 9 месяцев назад

Yes Athena I was so stoked when I saw this episode, now I see you see it amazin.

@caitlinabbott7895 9 месяцев назад

You were literally the first person I thought of when I saw this

@SplatoonFan4 9 месяцев назад

Omg Athena

@Mi__xy 9 месяцев назад

When I saw the episode I thought if tagging you bcs I saw your vid first

@andrewsims2707 9 месяцев назад

Omg hi!❤

@morganrusnai4579 9 месяцев назад

Food theory episode idea. Do Miracle berries work on even the most sour foods? And more importantly, could they be the missing ingredient to your spicy food antidote? They are surprisingly effective.

@zachh6868 7 месяцев назад

Me: wanting to watch a food theory video so that I can stretch my deducing brain and learn some science before I go to sleep VS MatPat: prepping my brain for gold fish nightmares

@katiesigler2811 9 месяцев назад

i’m actually so happy that someone else realized!!! i’ve grown up seeing goldfish commercials and always thought they were weird. i brought it up to my family and it turned into an inside joke, but look who’s laughing now

@vipprincess5770 9 месяцев назад

Sameeeee

@eliasnarcise7688 9 месяцев назад

Oh! Not to assume, but if you were looking for someone else Athena P also did it! Just a recommendation.

@yoxes7560 9 месяцев назад

Choopo also did one

@Biscuitsdefortune 9 месяцев назад

"look who’s laughing now" not the goldfish, not anymore...

@eliasnarcise7688 9 месяцев назад

@@thesmartyartist7937 who?

@redjirachi1 9 месяцев назад

Finn is just one of many food mascots who advertise wanting you to eat their own kind. It's a weird trope where mascots are second-degree cannibals

@hyliandragongaming 9 месяцев назад

Have you seen the commercials for Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Those were always… interesting. Or what about corn puffs? (Remember those?) I remember vividly the commercial that aired forever ago about the corn puff taking a shower on a dark and stormy night when the power went out, only to be met with another corn puff holding a milk bottle. Or maybe the milk bottle was the thing she saw? I don’t remember it exactly but I remember it was freakin WEIRD!! Holy crap, I actually found it! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hN1FiQlBPKg.html

@JamesTDG 9 месяцев назад

And then there's the 1st-degree ones, like the cinnamon toast crunch creatures (is there a defined name for them?)

@devofficialchannel 9 месяцев назад

Seeing chicken mascots for restaurants that serve chicken pretty much prove it.

@toolazytorenamemyself 8 месяцев назад

@@devofficialchannel I mean most real life chickens are already cannibals though.

@mastercrafter6277 2 месяца назад

“ the snack that fights back “ is my way of saying I want goldfish

@RocknRoller176 9 месяцев назад

What if you did a blind taste test of La Criox to see if you can actually taste the flavors?

@YourNotLocal 9 месяцев назад

MatPat-"WE PUT THE CRACK IN CRACKERS" that line is honestly to good 🤣

@Iwinosa.I.O 9 месяцев назад

i was looking for a comment like this

@estay.azimullah 9 месяцев назад

wait wha

@SsilentDeath020 9 месяцев назад

@@Iwinosa.I.Ome too lmfao

@clodsirelover2501 9 месяцев назад

the crack "colombian nose candy" lol

@coolbrotherf127 8 месяцев назад

Sounds more like a drug dealer at a rich highschool.

@GhostOfNevermore 9 месяцев назад

Thanks to Athena P for being one of the first to discuss the GCU on RU-vid.

@GhostOfNevermore 9 месяцев назад

And before her video 11 months ago, Alec comes who talked about the lore 1 year ago.

@bigbang8739 9 месяцев назад

and dont forget choopo

@SeafoamTyranitar 9 месяцев назад

We freaking love her

@LandonEmma 9 месяцев назад

Who

@sebas31415 8 месяцев назад

@@GhostOfNevermoreshe talked about that in her video

@JamesLawner 9 месяцев назад

MatPat always finds something sinister from our childhood, it's like his superpower.

@VioletBlackberries 7 месяцев назад

MattPat and AthenaP need to do a lore video together at some point

@lavant07 9 месяцев назад

I definitely remember the jingle about biting their heads. I was so confused. 😂 Also, surprised you didn’t mention the baby goldfish. Super dark in this theory. 👀

@mackenzielogan5352 9 месяцев назад

Don’t give him any ideas😂😂😂

@CrisperPoet 9 месяцев назад

he's got enough dead children on his plate with both a new FNAF game coming up and the security breach DLC

@Naurdagnor 9 месяцев назад

@@CrisperPoet Don't forget about the upcoming movie.

@rwry-san.8989 9 месяцев назад

I’m the 100 like🎉:D

@Forty.6 9 месяцев назад

Matpat puts crack in his crackers

@cherrybeoc3683 9 месяцев назад

My addiction to Goldfish crackers makes Matpat's Diet Coke love look tame by comparison. I can honestly say at least 15 - 20% of my solid body mass was once those cheesy crackers.

@montanajackson3713 9 месяцев назад

Same here, I eat one and a half bowls a day whenever possible.

@SsilentDeath020 9 месяцев назад

He did say it’s the channel that puts the crack into crackers 😂

@jacobeiler1781 9 месяцев назад

I can't eat goldfish because once I get started on a bag (or even a box) I will eat the whole thing very quickly.

@LordZoth6292 3 месяца назад

I can eat an entire bag in one sitting if I'm not careful.

@Soulstriker-cx9fw 9 месяцев назад

8:47 Finn has an arm

@Mochies_are_mandatory 9 месяцев назад

Fin*

@Poob6762 9 месяцев назад

@@Mochies_are_mandatoryfinn*

@capybara2515 9 месяцев назад

0:18 missed the golden opportunity to say “cruel” instead of “evil”

@Goldhawk7 9 месяцев назад

Thank you MatPat. I've seen saying that line of "Snack that smiles back until they bite their heads off" was hella morbid and creepy. Now I have video evidence to show them I'm not crazy.

@Cyber_Chriis 9 месяцев назад

this commercial is so dark :0

@britfrazer2910 9 месяцев назад

I seriously thought that was a fever dream i had as a child because no one else knew what i was talking about

@parparpenguin 9 месяцев назад

I went into this wondering what lore goldfish could have and left convinced that fin is a murderer

@BuddyLawson-kz1jp 9 месяцев назад

Please do a theory on why popcorn tells you not to use the popcorn button

@pizzanewbie 9 месяцев назад

I wish they'd sell these in the UK. They're so delicious:(

@betafurret1503 9 месяцев назад

What I love about these channels is that matpat will reach some extremely outlandish seeming statement, but when you see the evidence it just kinda, makes sense.

@Bluejay-ft3ki 9 месяцев назад

instead of a comma between "kinda" and "makes", elipses would've worked better

@orionalbeniz9945 9 месяцев назад

@@Bluejay-ft3ki, never knew how to make those kind of pauses, thank you!

@zivarainbow5899 9 месяцев назад

Agreed

@Arrozconpanne 9 месяцев назад

This man can get lore out of anything

@l4g 9 месяцев назад

Don't traslate🧠 تۆ نەفرەتت لێ کراوە کەناڵەکەم ئەگەر ناوت تۆمار نەکەیت لە ماوەی ٣ ڕۆژدا دەمری…

@cherricake1796 9 месяцев назад

🤖

@Joyboy_1234 9 месяцев назад

Lol

@Haxxler11 9 месяцев назад

yeah lol

@godzilla_stremsking5094 9 месяцев назад

@@l4gthat's crazy

@Cicadacakes 7 месяцев назад

You gotta love matpat calling a child a sadistic monster. One of the moments of all time.

@hidgepeterson6035 9 месяцев назад

The sack that smile back,more like the sack that stabs you're back

@ravenestrellaclubYT 9 месяцев назад

As a certified Goldfish lover, I can tell that I will enjoy this 😄

@P34chy5c0n3 9 месяцев назад

Check out Athena p she did a full dive on it months ago too

@OrangeJuice33 9 месяцев назад

Same!! Rainbow (or colors, still hate they changed it lol) Goldfish is my personal favorite

@GMan17256 9 месяцев назад

@@itsfinallycompleted You're a bot...

@GMan17256 9 месяцев назад

Goldfish crackers aren't my favorite, but they're good though!

@TOH_and_Warriors_is_cool 9 месяцев назад

Anyone else have a giant milk carton of goldfish? Like it’s made of cardboard and it’s huge. Idk which store I get them from but it’s amazing.

@vesselunknown7961 9 месяцев назад

I mean, this could be another M&Ms scenario, where the talking versions of the snack are higher, more intelligent beings while the snack is just modeled after them. The goldfish that Finn is serving up doesnt have facial expressions or talk like the rest of them, so they could be this universe's form of cattle, and possibly ethical to eat(?).

@stardewofpyrrhia4381 6 месяцев назад

There’s a dystopian novel originally published in Argentina where there’s humans and “cattle humans.” It’s really good, I recommend!

@violetlight1548 9 месяцев назад

I'm guessing MatPat saw Ollie eating a few too many "fish biscuits" (as my son calls them, from the crackers the Octonauts eat -- Film Theory crossover!) and came up with this. That said, those pretzel goldfish dipped in peanut butter sound fantastic! I'm going to have to grab a bag next time we go grocery shopping (we usually just get the Costco-sized box for our son and we're good for a month or so).

@Weep1ngWillow 6 месяцев назад

Also, let's not forget that the first ingredient of Goldfish is LITERALLY smiles! Now that might SEEM like a cute idea, but think about it for two more seconds, and that is incredibly grim.

@Titancameraman64 5 месяцев назад

Oh no

@brodyhutchens9819 5 месяцев назад

What?

@pauloangeloviegas575 3 месяца назад

Oh....

@AthenaPOfficial 9 месяцев назад

…..I’ve been summoned

@dessyquainoo9331 9 месяцев назад

Matpat has single-handedly put goldfish crackers out of business😂

@dog6629 9 месяцев назад

Lol

@tbhtyson 9 месяцев назад

@@dog6629 bedwars

@StoopidBread 9 месяцев назад

Nah, I’m on my way to devour some goldfish souls

@rosebrown6381 9 месяцев назад

@@StoopidBread I was gonna say, nah, he created a WHOLE new market

@Scypro 9 месяцев назад

@@rosebrown6381he has 😂

@jenniferhughes4261 8 месяцев назад

I need a food theory about the sudden rise of all the “flaming hot” foods. My theory is that it has something to do with Covid making people unable to taste as much.

@brodyhutchens9819 5 месяцев назад

(Suddenly remembers flamin hot mtn dew)

@DickmasterNCR 7 месяцев назад

Mattpatt goes to the grocery store not for food, but to educate himself

@ashtonhunter4727 9 месяцев назад

I swear to God, a box of tampons could have lore nowadays... And I am here for it BRING OUT THE CONSPIRACIES

@juliemesser2053 9 месяцев назад

😂😆

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 9 месяцев назад

That'll be a style theory!

@anthonynguyen1289 9 месяцев назад

Honestly if any commercials have reoccurring characters there’s a high chance for lore, but I don’t know what channel that would go on. Are tampons considered style? I guess if you say they’re commercials they can go on film theory.

@JamesTDG 9 месяцев назад

I legitimately knew of this lore for the past few decades. There was also lore hidden in the old flash games that haven't been on the site since like 2016

@Toon_Workshop 9 месяцев назад

2:29 imagine what goldfish would be if she wasn’t a Pisces

@NicecrownFromTheBeancrowns 9 месяцев назад

I used to have a snack container for goldfish that was shaped like Ginn and you would pull up his sunglasses and eat out of it

@reidhodge 9 месяцев назад

The motto of goldfish actually used to be “the snack that smiles back, until you bite it’s head off”

@desaug 9 месяцев назад

HMMMMMMM checks out

@riv3r_mango705 9 месяцев назад

3:10 This reference was so unexpected I’M A MESS RN💀💀💀

@lanceholwitt6661 9 месяцев назад

Ikr! Because she is a friend of matpat

@SanrioDonutLover 9 месяцев назад

@@lanceholwitt6661what.

@Joei_13 9 месяцев назад

@@lanceholwitt6661huh..?!.

@lanceholwitt6661 9 месяцев назад

You guys did not know. In an episode about Netflix he referred to her as his friend and she was on gtlive

@Jaeden-zh4yg 9 месяцев назад

The Colleen joke definitely caught me off guard- you know it’s bad when even MatPat is making jokes about it

@laila_is_dead 2 месяца назад

This is something I have talked about to my mom for years. I remember playing those games. It's great to see someone else make that connection.

@BendyAnim8s 9 месяцев назад

The “they keep me working” sentence made me think of cannibalism and that Finn is eating the goldfish himself. But I could be wrong.

@Destroyer38866 9 месяцев назад

Same 😂

@cancerguy5435 9 месяцев назад

It's more of an acknowledgment of the fact that the consumers of the aforementioned corpses are the ones keeping him in business.

@zuramaru2871 6 месяцев назад

I'm pretty sure he means working as in acting because his job is an actor sponsored by the company so I think he means the fishes keep the company working which in return gets him acting jobs

@brodyhutchens9819 5 месяцев назад

Me too Edit: until matpat said otherwise

@CandyBug9627 9 месяцев назад

The only other person I’ve ever seen talk about the lore of goldfish is @AthenaP. Im so impressed that food theory covered this.

@hunter_hiebert 9 месяцев назад

That’s what I thought of the moment I saw MatPat upload a goldfish episode. ‘Well, I know there’s lots to work with thanks to Athena.’ I’m gonna go rewatch her video now.

@ryanah8777 9 месяцев назад

Clearly you haven’t watched Choopo

@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 9 месяцев назад

ru-vid.com/group/PL2OspeCLqUEhJpyfjuS_F7gOv58zpvHDE now 4 people has done it

@hexar260 9 месяцев назад

Choopo?

@mrmeme7887 9 месяцев назад

Y'all forgot degenoricity

@CDBaker 7 месяцев назад

You're going on about these Gold Fish commercials but then the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials exist. THOSE are messed up.

@-K1tty4l1f3- 7 месяцев назад

Eating goldfish right now. Call me a serial killer

@lukaschin1038 9 месяцев назад

I'm convinced MatPat made this video so his children won't have a whole bag before dinner.

@nebula_star14 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@AshGottacatchemall 9 месяцев назад

I mean. You ain't wrong I felt the same until I stopped it

@magicalhikari5859 9 месяцев назад

Petition for Mat and Athena P to collab on a sequel episode

@Styxx_theFox 8 месяцев назад

Yes!

@imnotcrazy7108 8 месяцев назад

YES

@FrozTurtle 5 месяцев назад

Where’s my pen?

@user-eq8pp2jj4o 2 месяца назад

Here

@scrapykatofficial 7 месяцев назад

I don't know why but I thought of FC5 when I heard that Finn, Gilbert, Brooke and X-Treme were the ring leaders of it all. Finn as Joseph, Brooke as Faith as well as Gilbert and X-Treme being either John or Jacob

@theepickittenz8665 9 месяцев назад

"the show that put crack into crackers" - MatPat, 2023

@SarcasticSloth69 9 месяцев назад

Honestly been waiting for this one for ages now. I’m surprised the lore of Goldfish crackers wasn’t at the top of the list, it was such good nostalgia looking back at all those funny commercials 😂

@haileydavidson2745 9 месяцев назад

“Goldfish smile because they don’t know they’ll be eaten” and “Goldfish smile until you bite their heads off” are they reasons I’ll restrain myself from eating Goldfish for a whole of 4 seconds. Edit: 194 likes and 7 whole comments?! I’m famous!🤩TAKE ME TO HOLLYWOOD! Edited Edit: 206 likes and 10 comments?! I really am famous! WATCH OUT HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME!!!(Yes, I’m aware it’s repetitive)

@beauxanges 9 месяцев назад

Why tf would they make those disturbing lyrics 😩

@haileydavidson2745 9 месяцев назад

@@beauxangesBecause 8 year olds are vicious

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 9 месяцев назад

lol

@I469l. 9 месяцев назад

I was NOT Expecting the whole “Goldfish smile because they don’t know they’ll be eaten", It really took me off guard and caused my heart to skip a beat.

@shinylover037 9 месяцев назад

@@I469l. I questioned my life choices.

@shirandawilliams 8 месяцев назад

I love how matpat can't say "lore" without going LOOOOOORRRREEEE

@theblepiansofroblox6287 8 месяцев назад

lol

@chefackingson9406 7 месяцев назад

10:03 “Look at that sadistic monster comping down on those poor souls.” You say about a child eating crackers in a commercial. You’ve officially lost your mind. And people thought you lost it when you first said that Gregory was a robot.

@chaosmastermind 9 месяцев назад

Yeah it is pretty much always disturbing when a food mascot character wants to be eaten. It always reminds me of that scene from "Young Sherlock Holmes" where Watson is hallucinating that all the pastries in the donut shop are trying to force themselves into his mouth. It's one of the most disturbing scenes in a movie ever. I think the worst part is that this hallucination is taking part in a mausoleum, I think. So there isn't any actual food there.. just dead things.

@decker7452 9 месяцев назад

I remember those commercials. I remember actually being slightly invested in the storyline when a new commercial came on. It was also surprisingly well animated too.

@jayfr5 9 месяцев назад

“Ruining your appetite since 2020!”

@Gloves-T-Catzero 9 месяцев назад

FINALLY! GOLDFISH LORE! Thank you matpat for covering this weird but cool topic!

@TheKingBeezer 9 месяцев назад

I can't believe people loved gold fish that much that they made them in real life!

@Quagigitymire 9 месяцев назад

LoL... Best comment here

@WarpedKarma6471 9 месяцев назад

…made them in real life…?

@airin08709 9 месяцев назад

@@WarpedKarma6471yeah dude, can you believe it?

@jordyn7069 9 месяцев назад

OMG THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS MATPAT! I remember a couple years ago I went down a rabbit hole of all the old Goldfish commercials and rediscovered all the lore😂

@gilbertop91 8 месяцев назад

10:43 Me who is eating goldfish: 👁️👄👁️

@stellamariefanboy.6768 8 месяцев назад

Same. Now my little cousins screaming.

@doopdoop7673 9 месяцев назад

Long promised episodes we have not gotten (reposting until you notice >:)): 1. How to beat the Chipotle menu 2. Popcorn is the most expensive food 3. Sequel episode for McDonalds Monopoly 4. Comparing pizza (italian, new york, chicago) subjectively :0

@WhiteRaven696 9 месяцев назад

It’s giving Athena P. tbh lol Very different theory from hers, but definitely the same unhinged, chaotic vibe and I love that.

@IShy2 9 месяцев назад

And than the next thing you know he's making theories about Martha Speaks, Super Why and the sort and it'll seem as he's just copying her (this is very clearly a joke, but if MatPat comes out with a video about one of the shows that got a lore video, I'll bring up that possiblity)

@allisont.6878 9 месяцев назад

I'd love to know if there's lore behind the cheeky cannibal cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

@AGENT_A69 9 месяцев назад

Choopo has a video on it

@SpeezyOTB 8 месяцев назад

I can’t wait until they release the documentary on all of fins crimes. He’s a monster.

@smoothbrain3114 8 месяцев назад

"Now obviously I could just be overthinking all this" - Matpat, 2023

@Tantrum2u 9 месяцев назад

I never thought anyone could convince me to eat more goldfish, but now look where we are. Remember guys, the more goldfish you eat the more we support our local Finn!

@stardustdoll 9 месяцев назад

Everyone: Aw crackers with faces! Matpat: That smile is hiding something…

@StoopidBread 9 месяцев назад

I remember singing to myself as a kid, “The snack that smiles asyouendtheirlives”

@JordanThomas-kv3kg 9 месяцев назад

I loved this episode so much, that I am now eating this with a clear bad full of goldfish to show them how they were betrayed.

@addierayyan6542 9 месяцев назад

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a goldfish lore video, I’d have two. It’s not a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

@wildstarfish3786 9 месяцев назад

it happened more then twice it happened four times

@nevaehhamilton3493 9 месяцев назад

What's the first time?

@idkuhhhhhhhhh 9 месяцев назад

@@wildstarfish3786 maybe degenorocity?

@no_ 9 месяцев назад

@@nevaehhamilton3493 choopo made a video 3 weeks ago, Athena P did one about a year ago and I think there is another one even older

@ElJay646 9 месяцев назад

I believe that it was him doing this not only to get paid but also to keep himself alive because if he’s not making them money they’ll put him to the fate his friends and family went through

@coolman8762 9 месяцев назад

"We put the crack in crackers" sounds wrong in multiple different ways

@MeatSim9 9 месяцев назад

I have another angle on this theory to feed you, Mat. What if in the early days, yes, they were all alive, but now they are just crackers made in their image, modeled after Finn and friends, and they really are just the mascots now.

@RealXvin 9 месяцев назад

Even MatPat is making fun of Colleen now. I'm loving it.

@atticus-1251 9 месяцев назад

I was thinking this lmao

@adventuresintheculinarywil3296 9 месяцев назад

So from what I gather, you're telling me that Finn is basically the Wang Jingwei of Goldfish. Cool.

@afreen5058 9 дней назад

Even the fact that he used to pretend to try and save them and now just blatantly lets them die on a marketing show is hilarious.

@tappycap3203 9 месяцев назад

Me eating goldfish while watching this then I hear: 9:34

@slamduncan6685 9 месяцев назад

“Gold fish smile ‘cause they don’t a have clue they’ll be eaten” is what’s written on the tv at 9:40 lol

@Poob6762 9 месяцев назад

bro do you think we are blind😭

@Ducky.Is.Trapp3d 5 месяцев назад

Thought I was the only one😭

@arididomenico6974 9 месяцев назад

i love the theories that are absolutely not what anyone intended but make sense anyway

@thecalicocat6657 4 месяца назад

I don’t think I’ve seen a goldfish commercial for 4 years

@LemurG 9 месяцев назад

The fact that their smiles are the last remnants of happiness left on their faces before they die is horrifying

@F1NAL_BOSS 9 месяцев назад

Food theory idea: what is the closest thing in real life to a senzu bean from dragon ball z

@shirandawilliams 8 месяцев назад

You managed to turn something so wholesome into something so messed up

@WolfJax 2 месяца назад

This has immediately become one of my favorite theories you've ever come up with

@Soup-Boot 9 месяцев назад

The amount of puns and references in the first minute is amazing 😂! Keep up the great work, MatPat!😁

@namantherockstar 9 месяцев назад

Matpat inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@osmosisjones4912 9 месяцев назад

it's finally completed:ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2HKMLmc7HFw.html

@Soup-Boot 9 месяцев назад

@@namantherockstar Okay, no offense, but this isn't the place to mention this. I also feel as if your songs could use a little work, such as timing and such. Would you like help? I'm pretty good with song making! If you'd like I can get in touch with you and make your passion a reality! :D

@Soup-Boot 9 месяцев назад

@@osmosisjones4912 Imma start calling you bots "BozoBots" from now on.

@ellacorcoran9045 9 месяцев назад

@@Soup-Booti agree, also, he replies on every comment that has replies 😡

@redpanda7914 9 месяцев назад

I remember the saying "the snack that smiles back" and how I with my friends would change it to funny phrases like "the snack that smacks back" as well as "the snack that's snaps your back",etc;