Forbes Experts Have Found The Best Heated Blanket: The Beautyrest Plush Electric Blanket 

Comments on Amazon say it lasts 2-3 months and slips off your bed in the night due to it being a bit slick.

Your description sounds like every other quality heated blanket on Amazon. Most of them have a 4.3, with twice the consumer ratings, as opposed to this one at 4.0. Is this the best Forbes can do? One blanket, and not even the actual best? Come on man.

Can my pets shock me with it though?

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Botox much