Frankie Boyle & Diane Morgan on Room 101 S17E08 March 2017 

Well you'll probably need a poo at some point, so there's that....

​@@nostromoau Yeah, pooing the bed isn't as much fun as it sounds.

I'm cutting my nails right now watching this clip. I paused my task, in a strange wonder, then said ah its a coincidence and carried on

I've been biting my nails for so long that I've become really good at at. People think I get manicures.

This is the way

Or just throw the washing-up in the bin and reward yourself with a takeaway.

I'm 42 years of age but your name made me laugh like I'd just seen Nigel farrage receiving CPR from a Muslim refugee but couldn't get his lungs to start up again. Do I need to grow up?

@@stoneagepig3768 Very kind of you to say so. Thank you. However I find your contempt for my family name unacceptable. You, Sir, are a scoundrel. As I am also scoundrelous from time to time, I forgive you. But you owe me a drink, you cad.

​@@stoneagepig3768 The thought of Nigel Farage being raped by Mr T always makes me laugh.

I was younger ...

@@daviddowsett1658 Is this a depression contest?

wait till you start growing hair on your nails.

Rosencrantz: The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all. Guildenstern: The toenails on the other hand never grow at all?

It's all that science you keep doing, Brian. Your mother told you it'd make you go peculiar.