Freaky Flyers OST - Pilot-X 

I've just realized Pilot-X is very similar to Nitrus Oxide from Crash Team Racing.
Both are aliens, both are experienced racers, both have inflated egos, both are very intimidating in appearance, both are final bosses, and they both have hilariously obnoxious voices. The only real differences is that Nitrus Oxide was never playable in CTR whereas Pilot X IS playable in Freaky Flyers
Lyrics (by ear, feel free to correct):
Screaming through the cosmos with a tail just like a comet (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
The spaceship on our radar is too fast for us to bomb it (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
He's faster than a shooting star, he's burning up the sky! (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Just a hyperactive alien bouncing off the satellite (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Don't you know who I am?! I'm Pilot X, the best aviator in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!
He came out of freaky rays from a far off galaxy (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Convinced he's going to win, but never dealt with gravity (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Taking a left in Saturn while hitting hyperspace (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
But plunging through the atmosphere is slowing down his pace (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Why am I slowing down?! Come on you piece of junk! MOVE!! WHY DID I GET THIS THING IN FRESNO?!?! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT FOREIGN!!!
(chorus) Tell me what is this mystery? It happened so suddenly, I'm not flying on my wings.
How do these earthlings even get around? Inertia has them down, they'll never know the freedom of weightlessness brings...
He slices through the Milky Way like a knife through heated butter! (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
He can surf all day with asteroids and never feel the clutter (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
But this planet brings him down, its the strangest contradiction (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Gravity sucks him, he can't handle all the friction! (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Whats this?! I have a bad shoulder and bursitis and my butt hurts and God... Darnit I have ADD!
He's the most pissed off being this world has ever seen! (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
His hypertensions cramming 'cause he drinks too much caffeine (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
When spaceship hits his windshield at zillion miles an hour (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
His mercury starts rising so he takes a meter shower (Pilot X! Pilot X!)
Not so fast human vermin! You won nothing yet, you must face me! PILOT X!!!! In the vast darkness of OUTER SPACE!!!
(chorus) X2