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@Bilskirnir3124 26 дней назад

Don't. Touch. The. Boats. We take that personal.

@pheonixblue01 25 дней назад

Japan has anime voices for you to hear.

@williamcastro3017 25 дней назад

Try to surrender,o or die. 🥵

@sodkumagarasdod 25 дней назад

Habitual Linecrosser ? 😅

@Bilskirnir3124 25 дней назад

@@sodkumagarasdod Indeed. Did you hear it with his Japanese accent?

@sodkumagarasdod 25 дней назад

@@Bilskirnir3124 of course i did. 😁

@DragonJohn 26 дней назад

“Nitrogen started replacing helium” I’ll bet there were more than a few giggles among the infiltration team

@Netherdan 23 дня назад

Some might have even started imitating Minions

@JRRodriguez-nu7po 18 дней назад

It is even easier to breathe helium/oxygen than nitrogen/oxygen. Perhaps it was done to make more difficult for the non humans.

@davethompson3326 9 дней назад

Chip and Dale briefings intensify

@DragonJohn 9 дней назад

@@davethompson3326 I hope there was at least one argument XD

@merlinathrawes746 26 дней назад

A standard seize and investigate, something that STARTS with disabling a strange ship rather than making attempts to communicate, is a HELL of a way to make first contact and not a very smart way at that. You're absolutely bound to run into someone that not only doesn't appreciate being shot at, but will shoot back and likely bring friends to the party.

@whyjnot420 16 дней назад

And, in this particular setting your second sentence will have already happened a bunch of times. Since it basically says they got away with it for so long because they were so strong. That doesn't happen when everyone just rolls over. Do something enough times and it becomes the rule. Even when it is in actuality a statistical probability. (Sometimes that is even right. Think about some of thermodynamics which boil down to statistics and averages and whatnot, but you can't get around them.) Enforce that "rule" long enough and it becomes the norm. When something is the norm, you need more than "this thing that has never happened, might happen" to challenge it. So then I would say that the real issue here is that there is no intermediate challenge shown to occur. That is to say; If the "rule" has always held true, why then is there any meaningful controversary about it in the first place aside from "well it is aggressive"? Something, anything should have been shown to have happened for it to be even questionable. But no, the story goes from hunky dory to you done f**ed up without anything inbetween and suffers for it. Due to this "rule" always holding true without anything of substance challenging it. A narrative of "I don't understand" would have worked better than "We should have known it was coming". edit: btw, were I one of the aliens arguing in favor of the policy, whenever given the "its aggressive" argument I would respond with "no, its assertive"

@JosephWiess 25 дней назад

"Sir, what should we do?" As a Terran, I would suggest opening hailing frequencies and begging forgiveness, above all, don't open fire, don't attack. We might feel merciful. It's doubtful, but there's always a chance. There needs to be more of this story.

@Furzkampfbomber 25 дней назад

Kinda reminds me of a story about a huge strip of space where, because of some strange cosmic phenomenon, every species within its confines turned utterly mad and subsequently against itself to the point of its extinction. Except for us humans, who were unaffected by this phenomenon since 'we were all a little bit mad right from the start' (which arguably is totally true, if you ask me). Anyway, when the first humans turned up in 'normal' space, this not only scared all the aliens crapless, it also made them immediately attack us out of fear, sheer arrogance and because they were 'seemingly not accustomed with the concept of warning shots'. Meaning, they attacked, a human ship fired a warning shot in return, which was only seen as 'too stupid to aim' by the aliens and encouraged them to go all in. In the end, humankind ripped everyone a new one, but decided to let it slip and go back to its own business in the end - and from this point on had a field day playing the strange and utterly mad weirdos everyone was expecting and so terribly afraid of.

@kevincaruthers5412 25 дней назад

@@Furzkampfbomber Would love to read that story. If you remember the name, I would be appreciative. :)

@Furzkampfbomber 25 дней назад

@@kevincaruthers5412 Dang, I'm sorry, I can not find this story anymore despite going so far and searching my entire watch history for certain key words. Tell you what, I'm going to bookmark this and in case I will ever remember what this story was named or stumble upon it again, I come back and inform you. Not at least, to be honest, because this is buggering my own autistic brain immensely right now. :D

@kevincaruthers5412 25 дней назад

@@Furzkampfbomber Thank you for the effort! I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

@Furzkampfbomber 25 дней назад

@@kevincaruthers5412 No problem, I just hope that one day I will find this darn story again! And have a great weekend too!

@TheJMPD 26 дней назад

The general should immediately broadcast their surrender, and request a parlay to explain and discuss options. Any other response, would be folly.

@yomogami4561 26 дней назад

that's what i was thinking

@merlinathrawes746 26 дней назад

A little hard to broadcast a surrender when all your comms are being jammed.

@yomogami4561 26 дней назад

@@merlinathrawes746 shutting down weapons and shields are usually accepted but we are talking aliens

@mlogan2k2 26 дней назад

@@merlinathrawes746 Power down all shields and weapons, and pray to whatever gods you worship that they notice and get the message.

@silverbird425 25 дней назад

@@mlogan2k2 I don't think the Terrans have come to parley.

@EricTheKei 26 дней назад

"And it was then that we all learned to fear the wrath of those who sailed under the banner of the Flying Squirrel."

@luzifershadres 26 дней назад

General: "Sir, isnt it short sighted to expel other species from our border like that?" High Command: "Not this shit again. As if anyone could do anything against us." -Later- General: "Uhmm sir? There is a group of battleships holding our biggest military base outside the core hostage." High command: Suprised pikachu face

@patrickmoore5317 26 дней назад

Got to love with the "proportional response".

@LegendStormcrow 26 дней назад

Don't. Touch. Our. Boats.

@Shadow.Dragon 26 дней назад

Great story; Excellent narration! That ending reminded me of "The Last Starfighter" "Commander, what do we do...? We Die!" LOL!!!

@stinkyfungus 23 дня назад

It doesn't hit right unless you have an automatic monacle with an unusually loud motor for such an advanced race... that rotates over you eye for dramatic effect before delivering the "we die" line.

@mackenziedrake 26 дней назад

Yeah, somebody done fucked up. Many thanks!

@Darkinu2 25 дней назад

A classic. Standard Seize and Capture Procedure? Yeah, it was only a matter of time before someone took offence to having their home invaded. The Captain had better be apologetic as all hell.

@robertfraser7943 25 дней назад

Those aliens forgot a saying that the Terran alliance bluntly reminded them of " there's always a bigger fish."

@Wastelandman7000 26 дней назад

A bit of advice to the General. Have all personnel who can escape on the warships go and surrender. You might still be able to make peace and clear up the misunderstanding. Or at least temper the Terrans wrath by making it clear what happened was a combination of bad policy and a bungled first contact and apologize profusely. It might work. Better option in the long run to trying to fight the crazy war apes.

@madkow007 25 дней назад

HA...lol crazy war apes. Pretty much covers it

@mattbrown5511 25 дней назад

I have heard this story before, but this well done. Thank you for putting life into the story.

@Chokah 25 дней назад

I'm kind of surprised the end didn't involved their comms being hacked and the last sentence being "One chance. EXPLAIN YOURSELVES"

@Cl0ckcl0ck 23 дня назад

No need. The Terran Federation had the database from the ship for a while so knew the Federation 'seize and investigate' protocol.

@vladyvhv9579 11 дней назад

Even better, "You have 5 minutes to evacuate before we open fire."

@markschneider8815 26 дней назад

Yeah, thought that "seize and investigate" policy was a really bad idea right from the start. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. "W Surrender, General."

@involuntaryanalysis 7 дней назад

Congratulations, tell them what they've won. A lifetime supply of species-wide existential dread, and ALL the post-traumatic stress.

@Psalmster023 26 дней назад

They were full of lawyers schooled in Federation Law…

@TrueFork 25 дней назад

oh dear the federation will go bankrupt

@williamcastro3017 25 дней назад

One word “RUN”! I am running, Run faster!

@proberts34 26 дней назад

Wow. Talk about a First Contact gone wrong. I'd like to know what happens when the 12 ships arrive. Thanks for narrating and posting this very interesting story. My compliments to the author.

@silverbird425 25 дней назад

Mmmm I thinks its fair to say that 12 proper warships vs a fleet and fleet base will be messy for both sides, but if a scout ship can KO a flag battleship, the helium suckers are going to lose.

@TrueFork 25 дней назад

some casualties on first contact can probably be expected due to misunderstandings, the Terrans in the first ship were no doubt pissed but their higher ups will probably realize that the wise course of action would be to try diplomacy first. With the data they retrieved they should know about the controversial procedure so they likely have a strong case for demanding various reparations and concessions without having to start a war.

@vladyvhv9579 11 дней назад

Just go watch The Fat Electrician's video about the US's "Proportional" response to that time Iran almost sunk one of our ships.

@craigshuman5023 26 дней назад

I really enjoyed this one. If this story continues it can go two directions BUT both directions are interesting possibilities. I hope the story continues.

@Shinzann2007 26 дней назад

Was this one of those remasters? I swear I've heard you tell this tale before. Not complaining, love listening to you tell these tales. Just wondering. :)

@JamesSavik 26 дней назад

Rock on Sir Squirrels!

@user-tr3py5nz2j 26 дней назад

That was a scary story very well told. Good job, Squirrel. Bad business that “ seize and investigate.” FAFO.

@MidnightSmoke 26 дней назад

Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RU-vid algorithm demons, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@-MeatsOfEvil- 19 дней назад

Xeno: Seize and investigate, what could go wrong? Hooomans: War paint comes out, boss music begins to play.

@kevincaruthers5412 25 дней назад

An excellent story. Thank you for sharing it.

@rexmann1984 26 дней назад

Hope you're doing good buddy. I bought The Nature of Predators book. Whenever I read it, your voice is the one I hear in my head.😅

@rexmann1984 26 дней назад

However, as for this story Net Narrator did better with it. Sometimes I feel like the right narrator for the right story can make or break it

@AlgorithmicChaos 25 дней назад

On the topic of what to do: Surrender has historically worked better than the alternatives a lot of the time (though not everywhere and not always)

@MyrdinAnnoth 23 дня назад

Love how the Humans in this story are essentially Xenomorphs

@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V 8 дней назад

I've read this one before. It's one of my favorite stories. Glad to hear it being told by my favorite story teller!

@Furzkampfbomber 25 дней назад

19:36 I appreciate how even the scrolling text seems to skip a beat, just like the alien's hearts, when the Terran Alliance shows up. For the allmighty literate rodent! For the algorithm!

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 15 дней назад

Descrioption of the Classified Symbol : An upright cylinder with two circles at one end.

@deussalt4479 17 дней назад

FarmWhich delivering another fantastic short as usual ❤❤❤ For the Agro-rythm!

@SouthWestNomad 26 дней назад

One of my all time favourite Hfy stories 👏🏻💪🏻

@Avigorus 25 дней назад

First thought that comes through my head is that whoever programmed that classified symbol lock was an idiot, the system should've automatically transmitted the entire data package where the symbol was seen to the high command the instant it was detected due to the perceived threat level...

@silverbird425 25 дней назад

OI! No Letter of Marque! A pirate! A whole nation of pirates! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!

@Maeshalanadae 22 дня назад

I feel like this is a play of the start of the Barbary Wars.

@RealArcalian 26 дней назад

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Oh yeah, I remember NetNarrator doing this one a while back

@jeremycaufield8605 26 дней назад

Don't tread on me.

@Netherdan 23 дня назад

No step on snek

@goldengryphon 11 дней назад

@@Netherdan ~ NO ~

@einyv 26 дней назад

Oh man, I hope this story continues

@yomogami4561 26 дней назад

good story and enjoyed the narration thanks

@KouuToriProductions 20 дней назад

DON'T. TOUCH. THE BOATS. - Anime Bad Guy

@uCruz_ 26 дней назад

Oh man, it ends like that? Now I just want more.

@mfree80286 25 дней назад

"Sir, what do we do?" Jesus.... just feckin' APOLOGIZE already!

@RiversJ 26 дней назад

Fantastic story and narration once again! Thanks to both the author and Agro.

@SoManyDogs 25 дней назад

So…basically….they brought Zenomorphs onto their ship….then handed them advanced technology. That’s…not going to end well.

@Kualinar 25 дней назад

The general didn't know, but, we absolutely know : Brown pants time ! Followed with blood splatter everywhere.

@kimberlycorliss9616 26 дней назад

Good story!

@allenmorgan1007 26 дней назад

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@dennisallen4726 26 дней назад

As always great story

@Jakes3130 26 дней назад

Thanks brother keep it up

@kurtismiller9544 26 дней назад

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

@olebloom1641 26 дней назад

Definition of FAFO.

@merlinathrawes746 26 дней назад

Given that all data on "Federation" members, worlds and non-aligned species was included in that data dump, I wonder how many other fleets of 12 went to different targets.

@madkow007 25 дней назад

My guess is after going over the data, 12 is all they need for the whole federation lol

@user-mb4el7fb3d 26 дней назад

Good stuff

@davethompson3326 9 дней назад

Spifflemonk would have handled that contact more effectively.

@kevincaruthers5412 25 дней назад

Play stupid games: win stupid prizes. Or in other words FAFO

@CaptainShield 26 дней назад

MORE please!

@oldbutnotdead1 26 дней назад

Algorithm. Good story!

@TheLastRhapsody 25 дней назад

What you do is you open every single channel and maybe start waving some flags broadcasting the most sincere and heartfelt apology you can manage with all the power your generators can muster.

@theshadyprotector8412 26 дней назад

Ask politely, "May we be of assistance with anything?"

@merlinwizard1000 26 дней назад

2nd, 12 July 2024

@TheJMPD 26 дней назад

Ooo, how nice for you! That achievement will take you far...

@SubZole 26 дней назад

They are still lucky that the symbol wasn't a red cross XD

@madkow007 25 дней назад

Was my thought at first, that would not go well at all

@davethompson3326 9 дней назад

Well, that was a breathtakingly arrogant and bolloxed First Contact. I wonder why it went badly?😸

@ianmccallen2702 25 дней назад

I would love a followup of this story

@nigelsmith7366 26 дней назад

Squirrel time

@davidvincent5701 26 дней назад

Hope the author has a part two coming out.

@johnhall1161 25 дней назад

How is your recovery going from your sinus surgery going? Your voice sounds great

@Tiewaz 26 дней назад

Honestly, if you know you were in the wrong, or at least the probably stronger people probably ready to pummel you thinks you were regardless of your own opinions, and you know they spoke at least one of your known languages, you hail on all frequencies and request to speak. And apologize. While we don't like our boats being touched, I think they would understand enough it was a different culture and give them ONE shot to give a reason NOT to react with a "proportional" response.

@chrissouthgate4554 26 дней назад

On the other hand - War of Jenkins Ear!

@sharibigay4712 26 дней назад

That was my thought, at least give it a try.

@shinzed2500 26 дней назад

Was that symbol a great big X by any chance? Possibly with the word COM underneath it?

@williamcastro3017 25 дней назад

Could this be the beginning of “There Will Be Stitches”? Background story?

@t.p.3456 26 дней назад

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@GR3YD3ATH 26 дней назад

yeah, going to have to ask you to signal that surrender and hope for the best... move along.

@asandrewsilvaw 23 дня назад

For the algorithm

@spacedwarfbrewing2385 26 дней назад

Glory to Terra.

@TrueFork 25 дней назад

no step on snek

@roberthodson8645 25 дней назад

💪😁👍

@TheRealInscrutable 26 дней назад

200K

@Michael_Brock 26 дней назад

Xeno FAFO, for the algorithm.

@demonwalker01 26 дней назад

Part3?

@gordonhardwick9552 26 дней назад

Comment

@melkiorwiseman5234 20 дней назад

My advice: Apologise humbly and beg for mercy. It's your only chance. If that doesn't work, then you may as well try praying to whatever gods you believe in.

@goldengryphon 11 дней назад

Praying should be part of it no matter what. Your gods, our gods, random gods, ...

@frankmoore3598 26 дней назад

Surrender

@NCVluminati 23 дня назад

@michaellewis3226 23 дня назад

Catch and release isn't a very good first contact protocol. Better to try to talk first.

@Jutte777 23 дня назад

FAFO...

@barelyasurvivor1257 26 дней назад

What could go wrong? All we were doing was seizing any and all unknown ships and reverse engineering the tech and then letting them go. I mean they were weaker than us in the Federation right?