Freestyle Rapper ROASTS Jeffrey Epstein and Royal Family

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British Comedian and Rapper, Chris Turner takes suggestions from a live audience and absolutely FLATTENS an insane off the dome dope freestyle rap about:
🔥 POUTINE 🔥
🔥 HAVING TWIN BOYS 🔥
🔥 BEYONCE’S NIGHTLY ROUTINE 🔥
🔥 HARRY AND MEGHAN’S FUTURE 🔥
🔥 JEFFREY EPSTEIN SELLING OUT THE STAPLES CENTRE 🔥
Get this guy on Sway in the Morning!
Beat: ‘Tyburn Jig’ - Bankrupt Beats: • Video
Recorded at the Comedy and Magic Club, Hermosa Beach CA
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For fans of: #freestyle #freestylerap #rapping #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath

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4 фев 2020

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@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

LONDON SHOWS: museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/shows/873612761/events/128255659

@EddieGeeTV 4 года назад

Chris Turner chris the goat, keep doing ya thang bro and you should come to mexico and slay it 👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@ashleykozior2067 4 года назад

I love and hate this rap at the same time. 🙂🙃

@Kurozyl 4 года назад

Tickets Booked! - Can't Wait :D

@SitNSpinRecords 4 года назад

Do you actually think out the lines or keywords in your head? Or does it just flow out of you as you see it in your head in real time? Im guessing based on the lack of time available, you speak as you see it in your head.. it’s just that brilliant that you can still have double meanings and play on words..

@serinadelmar6012 4 года назад

BRIGHTON SHOWS ***hints, subtly***

@thoipthoipian4017 4 года назад

"And she would eat it up with suprise, Canadian supplies, get the gravy and the fries" The flow is absolutely insane!!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thoip Thoipian this is my fav line in the rap!

@anthonymarconi761 4 года назад

Totally. I'd hoot hearing it in a composed, written rap, but hearing it in such a freestyle, on the contrary, leaves me speechless...

@OlaMagnusLie 4 года назад

Triplets are crazy hard. Now suggest it at his show.

@miro_holmroos7341 4 года назад

7:16

@tony098uk 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner what is a Thoip Thoipian, when I google it, I get Top Ethiopian!

@ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150 4 года назад

Those two old guys at the back are having a good time.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Playush old people love pills

@LetsBeClear87 4 года назад

Chris Turner 🤣🤣🤣

@shawnfreeoftyranny8849 4 года назад

L.O.L. Thanks. I was lost on that last for a moment. That was really sharp.

@HYDRAULICS23 4 года назад

Honestly how I feel when I hear a Chris Turner freestyle lol

@samuraichilton 3 года назад

Had to go back to see it. Lol.

@esbee666 4 года назад

Still waiting for the "Drop the beat good sir" t-shirts!

@ZenofireX 4 года назад

"Drop the merch good sir!"

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

I will get on this

@nicolasmillie463 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner On it, artists unite!

@serinadelmar6012 4 года назад

Chris Turner do it Chris, you’re fucking brilliant.

@dv34567 4 года назад

Let's get this shizzle going for rizzle.

@Luuuc 4 года назад

Easily one of the top 5 poutine-related freestyle raps I've heard this year

@brianevans4 4 года назад

I'll concede its in the top 20, but top 5, idk. Thats a stretch

@charlieme5150 4 года назад

@@brianevans4 I agree, no disrespect to Chris and his freestyle raps, but there's some really good underground poutine raps out there, you just have to know where to look.

@timomastosalo 4 года назад

This is no standard poutine

@AmmosB 3 года назад

Lmao

@shanealmighty 2 года назад

😂

@mathurinbeatzman 4 года назад

“I adore these... little dogs, we call them Corgies.. THATS NOT WHAT WE ASKED YOU SENILE QUEEN” That had me rolling I had to pause the video 😂😂😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thank you!

@Draxper 4 года назад

Chris Turner: A man, who always makes third person reference in every title of his video

@manunited3188 4 года назад

Draxper “Indian boy murders the educational system” Hypocrisy at its finest... stfu. Chris murders each freestyle so he can title it however he wants

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Chris does indeed do this!

@Draxper 4 года назад

@@manunited3188 this was not at all a derogatory comment. I think Chris is one the most genius person alive alive. seriously, the way he freestyle Rap blows me everytime. I just find the third person reference amusing so I wrote it. Pls don't get me wrong

@Draxper 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner yup😂

@manunited3188 4 года назад

Draxper my bad then, I interpreted it differently. I’m just a negative Nancy I guess lol

@cappal 4 года назад

As always just awesome. Not bad for a middle class privately educated white British guy :)

@lildrippy8245 4 года назад

Yeah :)

@charlieme5150 4 года назад

(Insert crowd laughter)

@SJPlays_ 4 года назад

the editing on this one is by far the best....a mix of audience reaction and rap...👏👏

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

SJ Plays glad you like it! 😊

@giorgioortiz 4 года назад

The Sussexes and suffixes line was under-rated and brilliant

@SciAntGaming 3 года назад

Technically it's a prefix but yeah that worked too. :D

@keesalemon 3 года назад

I agree so CLEVER!!!

@callumstevens2754 4 года назад

Chris is actually insanely good! Get that man on Sway

@The_Pilon 4 года назад

Give this guy an hour and he'll do a hit, give him a week you'll have an album, a couple of years and he'll be crazy famous! Keep on the rap Chris I love it! PS: you could consider doing some live video that needs donations to suggest a topic. With a good setup and editing, it could also make nice content for RU-vid! Cheers

@jayh9529 4 года назад

maxime pilon then he could buy his own island

@samuraipizzacat5586 Год назад

i would tip a lot!

@Jeff4559 Год назад

Give him a hammer, and you’ll have a room full of dead children

@benlyons5884 4 года назад

I cant even begin to comprehend how quickly all those cogs are turning in his head to spit out such fantastic wordsmithing.

@shak9558 3 года назад

@Baby Yoda Up In This Mofo He's not going to fuck you. Harry Mack probably doesn't understand half of these subjects

@nikolacukic5351 4 года назад

7:00 to 7:18 is just next level

@casroppe9676 4 года назад

the people 'dancing' at 6:37 clearly dont know what they're doing

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Best bit of the rapppppp

@javicoca 4 года назад

The have some Poutine transition gave me chills. I was expecting a "moving on!"

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Trying to get rid of those clunking transitions as much as I can!

@RA-el6zj 4 года назад

@@casroppe9676 one of them obviously thinks he is swimming.

@spimeminister 4 года назад

Get this man on Sway in the morning!

@incorvaiac 4 года назад

I mean if shia LaBeouf was on.. 🤭

@joepochervina9267 4 года назад

Please yes

@dwrabauke 3 года назад

Do it. I'd like to see Sway launch words at Chris for 10 minutes while he annihilates the five fingers of death. It would be epic.

@dannyfresh6697 4 года назад

My ears are burning from all that flowing fire coming out of your mouth. nice spit dude.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

dannyfresh thank you danny

@jamesdingwell4639 4 года назад

Epstein didn't kill himself is much more than a Meme my friend.

@maxandreasson9809 4 года назад

It might actually be the truth of things

@Viktor-tk6ib 4 года назад

Its a religion

@catherineleavy2286 3 года назад

Max Andreasson yeah I know it’s horrible gross

@hapwn 3 года назад

Epstein isn't dead!

@kenneththorberg6914 3 года назад

Epstein is guilty to all accusations but killing himself.

@whodat417 4 года назад

6:31 when you so drunk your not sure what your doing

@Nyahnator 4 года назад

Aw no let them have fun 😅

@whodat417 4 года назад

@@Nyahnator haha that what you do when your that drunk. Have fun!

@jamesososki 4 года назад

Flew in from Brisbane, Australia for this one... was there.

@AslanW 4 года назад

"I'll finish like I started, god save the queen" And he started his freestyle with Beyoncé. Fucking beautiful!

@WeAreOnePiano 4 года назад

He said "god save the queen" in the first 3 seconds lol

@MDaDonLegacy 4 года назад

You might want to rewatch 😂

@Uzi26 4 года назад

I've watched so so so many of your videos and each time I watch one it's as entertaining as it was the first time I watched you. You just don't stale. I love it.

@joepochervina9267 4 года назад

Chris you’re an absolute freestyle god. “Canadian supplies, get the gravy and the fries” You need to get on SWAY for more exposure.

@sicLotus 3 года назад

You are awesome. I really like the fact that you gently decline suggestions but still putting them in when nobody expected them!

@djtrykle 4 года назад

Damn... Killed it. Sounded like you were showing off a little in this one lol. This is one of my favorites now.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Mr Treichel haha 😂

@anthonyzullo 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner GOD SAVE RHE QUEEN, when you said it in the beginning i fell tf out! Get on sway fam!

@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад

I've listened to this about 8 times now and still can't get enough. "Ex-" is a prefix, but suffix is close enough. And the lyrics are still more thoughtful and clever than most songs that took weeks to write. You're a magical powerhouse of intelligent freestyle candy. And I live to eat it up.

@RA-el6zj 4 года назад

I love this one. All your freestyles are incredible but with a good beat like this its extra incredible.

@evchamo2 4 года назад

hell yeah, love that u added the words on the screen and more audience reactions!!

@NarcolepticNerdProductions 4 года назад

I've only been following you for about six months. But in that time I've watched every video you've uploaded. The quality of the video. Audio. And most importantly your insane raps has been improving so fucking much it's insane. Your a god! I cant wait to see where you'll be at in 6 months

@AnthonyRay 4 года назад

"Canadian supplies, get the gravy and the fries" Impressive how this guy spits 5 rhyming syllables off the top of his head

@ianmartinesq 2 года назад

Man, what you do is amazing. You have a real talent, sir. Thank you for sharing it with the world.

@krisgleave 4 года назад

I honestly can't get over how you do these they're ace. I've literally spent hours listening to all the videos they're amazing. Looking forward to seeing you at the Frog & Bucket in Manchester mid September!

@barnabykent6698 2 года назад

Did you go? How was it?

@krisgleave 2 года назад

@@barnabykent6698 Unfortunately not. It was rearranged due to Covid and then they cancelled the rearranged date so it didn’t happen and they refunded. Shame

@ryankennedy9703 4 года назад

Another great one I have the same optimism as dude from this show...I think Staples Center is in the near future for ya Keep killin it

@simonmakinde230392 3 года назад

How he flows from one topic to the next is absolutely flawless! 👌

@jonnyd8399 4 года назад

Holy $h!t ! You killed it again... very smooth transitions. Keep it up bro!

@joeywantstoplay 4 года назад

@Chris Turner Your flows are getting better & better with time......"Keep exploring the space. :)" Its great to see your confidence develop as well. Thanks for sharing your gift & art w/ us all, its a pleasure! You have already achieved your dream, bravo!

@anthonyayala9721 3 года назад

Recently started watching you’re videos but off the first one I became a fan. Real talent 💯

@recaru0331 4 года назад

Best one i've seen so far! Cheers, Chris!

@g.jeffreys9397 4 года назад

Great as usual Chris, can't wait to see you in the UK next!!

@watvid1 4 года назад

Smashed it again, it was a smoother transition from one to the next

@HamsaLarsen 4 года назад

As always, it's hilarious! You have quite an enviable talent there Chris!

@shanealmighty 2 года назад

This last year you have stepped it up yet again to a new level. Mr fluent

@boomaustralia7467 4 года назад

Best freestyle rap i've heard from you yet! Keep it up

@DustinWoloschuk 4 года назад

Awesome!!! As always!!!

@ciaran8025 4 года назад

You rock Chris. I hope you come to Australia some time and I get to see you live.

@timtube1663 4 года назад

Absolutely brilliant. I love watching these :-)

@GeekGarageDK 4 года назад

Your brain is just wired perfectly different than others

@kenbrunet6120 4 года назад

6:31 Only thing that killed me more then the rap was these 2 gentleman participating lol

@vitriolveio 4 года назад

🔥 as always!

@NadDustII 3 года назад

dude, you're amazing. those topics

@soootyx 4 года назад

If got a recommendation to your channel from another video and wow you’re talented! Definitely gained another subscriber!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Soootyx thank you! Cheers for subbing

@duhbuhl6546 3 года назад

The best one I've watched yet! That Megan and Harry part was genius.

@TigerDan925 4 года назад

Amazing, your best one yet, great beat too. Everyone one you do, a near flawless set.

@johnychase 4 года назад

I binge watched all of your videos and just wanted to say that you are amazing , keep up the great work and best of luck from Bulgaria.

@jameshickman7921 4 года назад

Had to rewatch this one, unreal flow!!!

@martinsheills3176 4 года назад

I think this is your best yet man.

@lavvgiver 4 года назад

Corgi loving Queen to poutine transition was brilliant. This whole set was fire.

@onenoodles 4 года назад

Superb as always ... just booked ... see you in July!!

@CraigLondon 4 года назад

That was banging,one of the best yet mate :)

@lildrippy8245 4 года назад

This guy is such an amazing character and he motivates me to write my own raps! I'm quite bad at freestyle though! As always good video!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Subscribe for Instant luck keep going!!!

@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад

WOW! The beat/music works beautifully for your style. Brilliant stuff. Please use that beat some more.

@FriislundCwalk 4 года назад

The to oldies in the back slapping the box... so legit,

@thepunisher9928 4 года назад

🔥 Flow on this one Chris! Might watch again later 😏 Edit: jk - watched it again right away. It was too good

@Gurfbagel 3 года назад

You are an amazingly talented artist. Thank you for sharing your skills, I look forward to witnessing your meteoric rise to fame.

@ivanleon6164 3 года назад

another perfect one man!

@GrillinWithDad 4 года назад

lol at the crowd not knowing memes. This was a good one

@actionmarco8556 4 года назад

Thumbs up, this guy is always on fire

@jumptoit3812 4 года назад

One of the best!

@redbarron2872 4 года назад

Pure fire from start to finish

@Eagle- 4 года назад

Another 🔥 performance Chris! 💯🇬🇧

@foihdzas 4 года назад

Killed it yet again!

@Garvtak 3 года назад

You’re amazing dude🔥🔥🔥

@Vrailly 4 года назад

You've improved steadily, the flow is much less stiff than in earlier videos!

@ApexHerbivore 4 года назад

Nice backhand smash

@roblarsen76 4 года назад

Chris - That was epic. Best rap yet!

@turtletramp 2 года назад

Transitions were so good in this one.

@ouatedephoque2739 4 года назад

Much love from Montréal by the way Nice poutine verse

@anthonyayala9721 3 года назад

Love bro’s energy 🔥🤘

@richardjsmithuk 4 года назад

so good!

@skullcloudart 4 года назад

"Canadian supplies" and "gravy and the fries" is some top shelf rhymes.

@Kelarys 4 года назад

The proudest I've been to be Canadian this decade

@EthericEntity 4 года назад

Good vibes + the ideas seemed to flow even better than usual. Good suitable beats as well, the rap flowed great 😊

@Dzeroed 4 года назад

Damn these suggestions were piss poor eh? And yet still you killed it 🤘

@djgreeneyes36 4 года назад

Best one yet ! No cussing Too dope Chris!!!

@mkronos02 4 года назад

Thank you for the mandalorian references and correcting a common misconception - yeah i know it's much easier to say baby yoda, but some people might be confused. Not really criticsm - I'm just bored and looking for something to write about btw. great rap, it's always a pleasure to listen to you

@matthewgarnett9146 11 месяцев назад

Every video, *every fucking video*! has me both cracking up, and in awe of your ability! Its very fucking confusing, but i eat that shit up; A talent i didn't know id love as much as i do, keep it up my man. There isnt anybody else like you

@mmanews5604 4 года назад

Nailed it yet again

@davidinwashington 2 года назад

Damn this one was fantastic, nary a flub, just spot on perfect delivery.

@edwardalborghetti4315 4 года назад

Damn this is so good

@johnnykeys3111 4 года назад

Amazing, watched all your videos mate, you can tell your flow has improved but even the first ones, with james dyson, bukkake and the climate change ones are actually insane, i legit watch them everyday. That beat by MF doom is sick also you should use it again sometimes!

@mk7893 4 года назад

lights on is so much better for the audience video

@brdfshdg3788 4 года назад

the cam view of the audience is brilliant!

@disappointedfather8399 4 года назад

love you chris. I'm up this early for college to be as smart as you! aha...

@SikDigitz 4 года назад

100 bucks for a personal rap by Chris turner? the steal of the century.

@OmegaMikePL 3 года назад

7:00 Corgi's beat drop was epic. I would really want to know if it was planned?

@wrubhunts 4 года назад

Chris, that was awesome!

@DannerBanks 4 года назад

Absolute banger

@tarrimbye 4 года назад

Best so far

@ReVincentius 3 года назад

How can one write the kudos to some1 who is Lyrically Monster? So, God bless you and your family, and audience, and the people all over the wold - you are truly astonishing!