Freestyle Rapping about White People

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Taking any suggestions the audience can throw at him, British Comedian and Rapper, Chris Turner absolutely FLATTENS THE CURVE of an insane off the dome dope freestyle rap about:
🔥 DODGE DART VS DELOREAN 🔥
🔥 SASQUATCH WITH SEQUINS 🔥
🔥 MALPRACTICING SPACE-TRAVELLING UROLOGIST 🔥
🔥 GETTING A SEX TOY THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY 🔥
🔥 HOUSTON ASTROS CHEATING SCANDAL & WHITE PEOPLE 🔥
Get this guy on Sway in the Morning!
Beat: 'Cali' - Chase Beats: • Video
Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Los Angeles.
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For fans of: #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #freestylerap #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady

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@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Interested in a 'Drop the beat, good sir' shirt? Text me: +1 (213) 267-7913 and I'll hit you up when they're available 🤪😎😊

@familyman831 4 года назад

The way you dropped coronavirus in there was 🔥🔥 Love back from england. You from Berkshire? Bucks ?

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

@@familyman831 Manchester!!!!

@theFLRN 4 года назад

Chris Turner T’was the best one yet you absolute legend

@familyman831 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner your kidding! Could not guess the accent haha. You must deffinatly not be from moss side 🤣

@spimeminister 4 года назад

I got a good suggestion. Compare how nikola tesla starts his inventions in his mind to how you start a improv rap. Perfection. Lol. Much love and thank you for this adding this gem for us today.

@kabamaru_Iga_No 4 года назад

Chris : I have my doubts for this one... Literally goes insane the moment the beat drops

@the_alchemy_method 4 года назад

ozzanothrosko all part of the illusion

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

hehehehe i tricked 'em with my tricky ways

@pooljunki1 4 года назад

Right

@Dennis-nc3vw 3 года назад

I think you need to learn what "literally" means.

@thomaswiekens9909 4 года назад

You should show a little bit further into the ending, like what the crowd has to say afterwards

@MrPsychopathYT 4 года назад

I would love that

@TheRestlessRider 4 года назад

Agreed!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

That's a nice idea, I did it in this video - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aR_rpYUMZqQ.html - will experiment with it more when shows are back up and running.

@MrPsychopathYT 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner oh yeah I've seen that video. I personally would like to see what happens for a minute after the rap ends. Like do you walk off stage right away or do the audience give a reaction or say anything to you while you're still up there.

@ledrash6079 4 года назад

I would like this as well (which also gives u longer videos) and I have even another suggestion: If possible, you can have the camera for the audience in the same shot all the time instead of just smaller clips from now and again? I am not sure this will be better though but i feel they are usually a little bit short every time. Might be a reason for that though that your editor knows and i dont :)

@maranatapalle 4 года назад

"Let's drop that beat, good sir" should be a t-shirt :D

@toxaq 4 года назад

Or cap. Would buy it.

@NelsonVanDweller 4 года назад

Id actually buy it.

@jorenkamerling9229 4 года назад

Make one with "This is going to be better than you'd expect a privately educated middle class white boy to be" as well

@epokhe- 4 года назад

Would definitely buy

@peterdelaney1946 4 года назад

Yep, I'd buy it

@keshav9548 4 года назад

Space travelling malpracticing urologist definitely comes close to ninth century crop rotation

@BaldMancTwat 4 года назад

Well as he explained, the guy came up with it because some other rapper has a character with "Space travelling malpracticing" in it, he just came up with the last word because his friend was a urologist.

@TheTrueVirus22 4 года назад

@@BaldMancTwat And? I mean it is still a fantastic suggestion and you still have to come up with. I mean usually when i have to think of something on the spot my brain just goes blank. This guy took something familiar and modified it slightly. Also ninth century crop rotation isn´t something made up either. So imo it those two suggestion are pretty much on the same level.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

It's a good suggestion, but the reason it doesn't come close (for me) is that it's already 'funny'. I like obscure/esoteric/mundane suggestions that have no immediately apparent comedic value, that I can then stamp my sense of humour on. This one is already amusing and crazy so it's hard to twist it into new directions*. It's why 'A day in the life of an Aztec High Priest' is a top-tier suggestion, while this one is not. *pronounced nude erections, obviously

@kelanjames3488 4 года назад

Chris Turner You’re a bloody clever bloke...

@dominikzak 4 года назад

Heyy, I cant find the video where he raps about that. Can you gimme a link or the video title, please?

@WeAreOnePiano 4 года назад

what an absolute legend!!!!! that felicity huffman rap was on point

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

such a fun rhymeeee

@twistedQC 2 года назад

hes a monster!

@arsenalmanic 4 года назад

I can't even remember the suggestions after 10 seconds.

@jeffbilyeu884 4 года назад

After considerable reflection, Chris Turner is the most talented person I've ever seen

@dishkaa93fcb10 4 года назад

Hes very impressive, check Harry Mack guerrilla bars you will be impressed too

@DonVermillion 4 года назад

This is pure lyrical mysticism Chris -- just epic! As a teacher with a classroom full of wanna-be rappers, now I can just tell them, "go look at this guy, then get back to me if you still think you're a freestyle rapper." -- I'm shouting you out on my live-to-air for students show weekly! ;)

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! I just uploaded a how to video, in case they want some tips!

@ImUsingMyAcount 4 года назад

it would've been gold if you included Uranus in the malpracticing sapce-traveling urologist bit

@OrnateOwl 4 года назад

Great idea, Uranus sounds pretty flexible! The dildo through the airport could fit in it as well!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

GRRRRRR I AM MAD AT MYSELF NOW

@DanielDurney 4 года назад

LOL, but easy to think of - after the fact!

@RA-el6zj 4 года назад

So easy chris mind skips that amateur shit.

@citsjustme2443 4 года назад

This man's brain is impressive as hell. I always enjoy his raps. This one had exceptional flow! One of my faves I think.

@adrianclark2734 4 года назад

One of the best flows I've heard from you man, no lie 🔥🔥🔥

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks Adrian 😊

@alexwillson8552 4 года назад

Agreed it was absolutely insane. I think this type of best suits you best rather than a slower one

@iamalanavery 4 года назад

Word

@shawnsmith2610 Год назад

@@ChrisPJTurner Man I don't know why you are not a rap star you should watch the video for Remember the Name by Fort Minor and watch Mike Shinoda from Fort Minor and Linkin Park you two would be bad ass together singing you should also go on The Voice,America's Got Talent.Mike has a RU-vid channel.Also watch the video for It's Going Down by Linkin Park.

@EnegeNG 4 года назад

It's the memory, the knowledge, the story, the flow and the rhymes... IMPROVISED. Props for all these jaw dropping performances, loving your stand up too.

@xand9554 4 года назад

When you ryhmed "Universe" with "Get Naked first" I was like "WOAH!"

@alloftheabove345 4 года назад

Who else was smiling like a fool, bobbing your head while watching the whole thing? Damn, this guy is a genius!!!

@OrnateOwl 4 года назад

It's one of those smiles you can't shake off because it's so funny, so it starts hurting after a while.

@halfblackhalfamasian 4 года назад

05:10 this man gave non-verbal signals to the DJ to lower the volume while freestyling about the Astros stealing the catchers signals. that's pretty inceptive

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

definitely was not conscious of doing this 🤪

@c.w.corner 4 года назад

Craziest suggestions yet, and still tackled it like a boss

@feiny9361 4 года назад

Up there on your list of best raps for sure. The better the suggestions, the more creative you can get with your rap

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

i fully agree RE suggestions.

@pixelbuster794 4 года назад

Always love this time of the week - when a new Chris Turner vid comes out :P Never fails to entertain - keep it up Chris

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks chum :) WEDNESDAY IS RAP DAY

@AntonWongVideo 4 года назад

the "Borin' again" rhyming and flowing with "Delorean" was so satisfying

@rachitsaggar3771 4 года назад

Never commented before but have watched all your videos and love them. It’s really nice how you read all the comments and take suggestions on how to improve the video style. Can really notice the change. Awesome work!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks Rachit, appreciate it. In a perfect world I'd have a full crew with a whole load of cameras :P

@bigpapasmash9545 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner how many people do you have for camera crew?(just out of curiosity)

@VWRICH23 4 года назад

I dont know how you put all that together but daammnn it was fantastic 👌🔥🔥🔥

@Angarato86 Год назад

dudeee this 1 was probably my favorite, so fast, so smooth and so fucking hilarious, no annoying filler at all everything on topic and so well combined fucking genius dude respect.

@NelsonVanDweller 4 года назад

Chris u should start selling merch for sure . Ur fans would buy it. Myself included

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Will use this corona downtime to set something up :)

@AlexTsekot 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner Sex on a Tractor - Doing the reverse cowgirl on a john deere needs to be a shirt.

@NelsonVanDweller 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner make "9th century crop rotation" as well

@Orangepie86 4 года назад

One of the best yet. Crowd was loving it as they should be!!

@redpandawan7674 4 года назад

This one is, maybe, my favorite. Super solid and aggressive.

@UrikKane 4 года назад

8:02 "he inserted little finger into my urethra..." ...hol up!

@Mekinhumbel 3 года назад

don't sleep on the malpractice angle

@Ethanolamine 4 года назад

Another fantastic performance Chris, probably one of my favourites. Keep dropping those beats, good sir.

@ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150 4 года назад

Yeah, I agree. The last suggestion was pretty lame.

@davidhack2409 4 года назад

Playush it was forgettable....

@OrnateOwl 4 года назад

I blame the track for stopping, it made him lose his track.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

hehe it's hard to hide my real feelings sometimes

@stopcantstopwont9539 4 года назад

Best one yet! Ok whatever happened this time you can see Chris was feeding off these great suggestions. He doubted himself rite before getting excited an just blacked out an kept finding ways to make things rhyme. He was hitting all the things people wanted to hear on every topic. Well done good sir!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

got into that flow zone

@gordons5602 4 года назад

Absolutely brilliant, every time better and better.

@keepasking347 4 года назад

*Seen all your videos and gotta say definitley one of your best freestyles, man!*

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

THANKS

@Funkytrip73 4 года назад

Completely agree!

@UnofficialFoneE 4 года назад

Definitely top 2. Well done.

@tomasroque3338 4 года назад

What's the other one in the top 2?

@OrnateOwl 4 года назад

@@tomasroque3338 I'd say "White Boy drops unbelievable freestyle rap": ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NdTalMWrQ7c.html

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

awwww thanks

@tomasroque3338 4 года назад

@@OrnateOwl thank you

@UnofficialFoneE 4 года назад

@@tomasroque3338 I knew someone was going to ask that after I said 2. But honestly they are all pretty fucking nuts in their own way so I honestly dont know.

@hilmanic28 4 года назад

I really think this is the best you've done! That flow and rhyming for borin' again and delorean was smooth as fck!

@TheSoundOfTwang 4 года назад

Another home run! 👌

@lucreziaborgia1553 2 года назад

Those big trap beats + chris spitting at this point has become my love language

@64Rubix 4 года назад

so good Chris feel like the audience really pushed you to another level on this one

@TriscuitsForDays 4 года назад

Absolutely killed it!! Insane!!

@bluebirdrealestate 4 года назад

Crowd reactions are great in this one!! Keep it up Chris!

@jimpayne9545 4 года назад

Multiple impossible suggestions, yet you flow in and out of them like the master you are, even tying them together at times with brilliant foreshadows and callbacks. Much respect, sir. Much respect.

@grahamcookson5937 6 месяцев назад

Been watching your videos recently in a random order and this is one of my favourites! It's great to actually see the audience's reaction to your mad rhymes. 👏

@dannyjones8591 4 года назад

I watch you in complete awe! How your mind works is nothing short of of genius!

@darkmethods9149 4 года назад

That was one of the best ones yet! Keep 'em coming!

@mattswhatiam 4 года назад

Noice Chris!! Always funny and Entertaining man, thanks !! Love from Melbourne - Australia

@johnpaulgan 4 года назад

Bro this is your best work yet. Well done privately educated British boy!

@Waneeees 4 года назад

This is amazing! I love how it just comes up on the spot and it turns out to be fantastic!

@hamodetahaht 4 года назад

SO GOOD!! I laughed out loud multiple times at how brilliant some of the bars were, love it like all the other raps. My ultimate mission is to watch you perform live some day.

@timothysvenson1 4 года назад

I told myself after watching him for hours for the first time; I will, no MUST SEE Chris live!

@PresidentialWinner 4 года назад

He is doing a tour this year i'm gonna go see him. I'm already thinking of my suggestion!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks - if you sign up to my gig list, i'll email if i'm in your area - bit.ly/ChrisMail

@smokingslime 4 года назад

And the crowd goes CRAZY!!!

@a.k.6387 4 года назад

7:58 "First, pull your pants down, get on the couch" what a sync with the image :D

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

haha

@afterarrival8169 4 года назад

When Chris is having fun, everyone is having fun!

@spencersmustache2844 4 года назад

Killed it like Carol

@jamiew1664 4 года назад

What would be cool is a “reaction video”. Have a guy near the door when people leave with a camera and people get 30 secs to say what they thought of what they just saw.

@Funkytrip73 4 года назад

I actually wish there were more reaction vids on youtube on Chris Turner rap vids. There's only a small handful. He hasnt gone viral enough unfortunately.

@buckfamily2533 4 года назад

Another fine track Chris! I especially liked how you put in the rap about the space travelling urologist with the astronauts from the Apollo 11.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

i liked that bit too!

@leanderlesotho1775 4 года назад

This was your best one until now I wish nobody would have said the Sasquatch thing but all the transitions were so clean you told a story it’s great to see how you get better and better through out the years 🖤🖤

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks!

@omgitswise99 Год назад

That was the most 8 Mile ending - going a cappella. Love it.

@misanthropewolf 4 года назад

Absolute fire, very smooth changes and amazing content. It's a pleasure to listen to you making art, our British friend

@DanielDurney 4 года назад

WITHOUT A DOUBT, one of the toughest set of suggestions I've seen and yet... Magnificent and SMOOOOOOVE. Loved it! #TopFive

@eicegal4854 4 года назад

I love the camera work one this one! Awesome to see how the crowd is equally blown away by all your performances as I am. Have a good one

@mickeyb0126 4 года назад

Absolutely amazing flow on this one , creative genius at his best !

@Braidan1180 4 года назад

This one needs to blow up. God Damn, that was on another level man.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

TY!

@11SLOTH11 3 года назад

Man best one yet! You are so talented!! (spewin I missed ya in Perth)

@andywilson4789 4 года назад

Looks like you have a new number 1 for your top 10 playlist Christ, amazing.

@andreashawk5139 2 года назад

Absolutely amazing, thank you kindly

@Manusmusic 4 года назад

"Buzz is so strong", the Universe is writing itself into a rap form which then gets channeled through the rap god Chris. So good

@vaughnwonenberg 4 года назад

Just an amazing job! Well done

@AshleyMillsTube 4 года назад

one of the best you've done, almost flawless

@micah-bi8rv 4 года назад

Bro I have been watching your videos for a while, you are actually really awesome and I've recommended all of my friends and spread you out on discord, got banned from a few servers for advertising but whatever lol. Thanks for what you have been doing and you never fail to make my week.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Haha sorry to hear that! Appreciate it!

@timwebster8111 4 года назад

Holy shit these raps just get better and better! You are freaking amazing dude!

@TheBudala2 3 года назад

Amazing,as always

@anarkizt 4 года назад

I think this is one of your best. Definitely top three of the ones I’ve seen.

@billymilliken5780 Год назад

Came across you by pure chance with the AAA at the fringe. Now I am hooked on your videos.

@t1nyt0m098 4 года назад

Love how you’re showing more audience reactions 👍🏼

@uneatabletaco2856 4 года назад

This one is gold! With a lot of crazy suggestions too.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Cheers Taco :)

@callumstevens2754 4 года назад

I've watched every video and he keeps topping his performance. Chris you are incredible!

@Funkytrip73 3 года назад

5 months later and I still think this one of your best flows yet. Especially in the middle part the flow and rhyming is insane.

@charliefc9725 4 года назад

What makes this so impressive is not only the obscurity of the topics, but also the speed of the rapping. If you went on America's got Talent, you'd be an absolute shoo-in!

@zlatanibrahimovic6267 4 года назад

@Chris Turner Don't do that, you'll have to give up all your copy right material to the studios.

@Angarato86 Год назад

he's too good for that shit man. i know you mean well tho :)

@jayantjolly 4 года назад

Chris you are like a walking encyclopedia. Apart from the videos I like how you know so many things when someone give you a word. That is just incredible. Great fun videos! Subscribed!!

@Yata1974 4 года назад

Best 1 to yet...Bravo Chris...smashed it👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@SixOneZil 4 года назад

A bit rephrased but that's what i enjoyed most : When you get a vibrator with the buzz so strong, then Buzz Aldrin meets Neil Armstrong

@funkknob 4 года назад

Killin' it Chris! Love from isolation...

@jamiepurnell307 4 года назад

This, good sir, is the best one you have done so far. Well done!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

thanks 😊

@michaelsw2468 4 года назад

Hey, I just found your videos, these are great!

@anthonyortiz4778 2 года назад

The best freestyle comedian! Simply amazing!

@savaff 4 года назад

oh thanks very much for proper subtitles! please, do it with all your videos! ) it really does help!! (especially for those to whom English is not mother tongue )) love the way you do it, you reestablish the very term "rap". it's not just better than expected from the middle class white boy. it is much better than a lot of rap artists who doesn't do freestyle but think they make poetry )) and if we talk about suggestion - you might try to move in a kinda dance way in rhythm. I think it will move the audience even more ) thanks a lot for what you do!

@dangerdude2537 4 года назад

1:23 Fluffy's suit

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

it's always lurking in the background of the club, he used to play there a lot

@rutituti678 3 года назад

Good observation 😉

@dextermorgan6836 2 года назад

Totally f-in epic rap!! crazy good skills by Chris!

@SnowSkier2897 4 года назад

My favorite yet!

@Scot-t 3 года назад

This one turned out to be one of the most creative I’ve seen, he really killed it. Thanks Chris

@DewtehDew 4 года назад

Everyone says this each video, but you outdid yourself on this one. Bravo.

@RealBenda 4 года назад

Expectations are high, suggestions make them higher, fret not, good sir, Chris always spittin fire!

@dougmcauliffe6521 3 года назад

Never disappoint with your freestyles Chris. Always get a good laugh.

@KABIII5 3 года назад

Because of your well placed ad, not interrupting anything, I watched it all :)

@qbreezy2417 4 года назад

Excellent transitions in this one

@timvanvoorhis5732 4 года назад

Best one I've heard yet man.

@jakerietz7516 4 года назад

Okay Chris I just binged like 6 of your videos. I don't know if I buy that you're making the raps up on the spot but, either way, the videos are great to watch.

@moemegahed6270 4 года назад

Bro... this is by far the best one 🔥🔥🔥🔥♥️♥️♥️

@sammy45654565 4 года назад

never fails to entertain. you're amazing chris

@privateuser4179 3 года назад

This talent is so incredible. I've never seen anything like it!!!!! God Bless you bro!!! Keep doing what u doing!!!👏 🙏❤💜💚❤💛💜💚

@petropzqi 4 года назад

Nails it. Amazing this one

@chrisp9824 4 года назад

5:25 Girl on the righ, listening to every word carefully, having her mind literally blown to pieces and thinking "Holy Jesus, how is this even possible". Girl on the left... "I like those jeans..."

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂