Full Jojo Villain House - How it all began 

DIO: what an awful wardrobe Also DIO: *looks like an elf stripper*

"I'm gonna beat the Jesus into you" what a wholesome Christian threat

The only ones Kira would tolerate I think is in this order: 1. Pucci 2. Doppio 3. Valentine

They stuck Diego in a doghouse in the backyard because he kept turning into a dinosaur and scratching up the furniture

Kira: “things can’t get any worse...” Diego Brando: “Hi-diddly ho neighbour!”

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" "Make us." Kars, never change.

Surprisingly, Diavolo's request was actually the most reasonable haha

Bruh I just noticed that kira is the only person that doesn't dress like a Male stripper of just wear werid clothes in general

So this is Kira's punishment, his version of hell. Reimi told him when he was dying: "I don't know where you're going, but I'm sure you won't rest easily there". She was right.

Guys, I just wanted a quiet life...

Dio: “wE nEed eYliNer” Also dio: looks at mascara

anyone: give us your stand kars: I AM THE STAND!

...I'm gonna take a guess here...Kira is possibly either in hell/purgatory, and is now dealing with the roommate situation as his punishment. It makes sense, as nearly all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure characters find themselves in odd situations. So it would be fitting for Kira, wanting a quiet and uneventful life, being forced to deal with a gaggle of constantly reviving Jojo Villains...

Yo, Diana straight up leaked Part 9 out of Araki's house. No dignity

Kira would like in order 1. Pucci- Honest man who wants to help Kira, but gets mad and breaks stuff sometimes 2. Doppio- innocent child forced to be there by Diavolo. Just wants to help and see the world more 3. Valentine- Can’t speak the language, but helps out the most besides Pucci. Always wants to go sight seeing. He tries to get a drivers license but gets confused on how to drive 4. Diavolo- Similar to Kira in the sense that he wants to remain hidden. Does most of the house work alone at night. Hangs around with Doppio too much and that makes Pucci worrisome. Pucci and Diavolo hate each other 5. Diego- Wrecks shit constantly. But he does enjoy a nice conversation if willing be. Tries out a ton of pick up lines on Pucci 6. Kars- Spends a lot of time alone in the attic. Hangs around with Dio a ton at night which keeps Kira up. Doesn’t ask for much compared to the rest. But when he does he needs a lot of it 7. Dio- Need I explain more? Dio asks for stuff constantly and brings home a new woman every week. He messes up the place and insults Kira.

Diavolo only being concerned about the fact that there isn't good food around the house is honestly a mood

My man just want a quiet life man

“GET ME MORE EYELINER” holds mascara

Kira: But most of them had STANDS too! Doppio in the back: 🕴

Kira is basically saying "These people just showed up to my house and they won't go away please help".

Kira’s most to least trusted Tier list. Pucci: the most normal of the lot, would probably be good friends with Kira if not for Kira’s innate paranoia and Pucci periodically ranting about Dio-sama and Gravity Valentine: Would be number one if Funny hadn’t led with “When I was a boy I was told the Japanese walked around in bathrobes and wooden slippers with swords on their hip at all times, it truly is magical what Admiral Perry did for your people.” Doppio: would be higher if not for his alter ego, still a precious young lad. Kars: Really have nothing to say to one another, though Kars secretly hates Kira since his goal of living a quiet life reminds him of his “quiet life” of non-cognizance in outer space. Diavolo: You would think they would be friend given their similar goals, but Diavolo hates Kira for his apathy and lack of ambition and Kira hates Diavolo because total anonymity isn’t the same as a quiet life. DIO: Do I really need to tell you why Dio is at the bottom?

Everybody: *annoying kira* Kira: i am going to have a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!

So basically Kira made it to the afterlife and his punishment, as well as the other JoJo Villains, to an eternity to living in a sitcom house. Thats awesome.

i love how pucci can scare diavolo that easily even though diavolo has a god complex

Why is Valentine such a sweetheart. Literally the only sane person there. Edit: It seems a lot of people don't seem to understand that I was referring to this specific video and not canon Funny Valentine. Jesus Christ. -_-

Funny how Diavalo/Doppio, Pucci, And valentine are seemingly the most hospitable out of them all. Then there’s kars and Dio. Edit: Holy hell I didn’t think I’d get this many likes, thank you all!

I love that Diavolo of all people has the most reasonable request/need of the bunch. Octopus man just wants something to eat that isn't Kira's cheap microwave meals

The phrase "I'm gonna beat the Jesus into you" brought me a bit closer to heaven

Valentine has no right being that cute in his stereotypical American ignorance XD

I like how pucci claims to beat the Jesus into diavolo

I love how most of the villains are ruining Kira’s life but Valentine and Doppio are just sweethearts.

Makes me realize that kira isn’t really as strong as the following... A unkillable aztec stripper A gay vampire who can stop time Some damaged pink haired 2 personality person that can erase time Gay priest who loves gay vampire that can reset the universe Us president who’s wife cheated on with another girl and can access alternate universe and can make a godly barrier

I imagine that if this was a real show, Diavolo would just be that one guy who just gets "injured" all the time

As Long As Diavolo Dies This Entire Thing Is Canon.

Dio being a fashionista is very on brand

My headcanon is that Tooru is just in his room listening to music and not paying attention to everyone's antics

Like how Pucci is really nice and then BOOM he’s after Diavolo

I'm curious what would Pucci and Hot Pants interaction would be like, being servants of the lord respectively and teaming with a Dio

Just thought of Doppio and Diavolo being depicted as two different people, arguing like an old married couple, when in fact they are the same person. And then they do an episode where Doppio 'leaves' Diavolo and the rest of the group has to council the two of them...

Remember: “if diavalo dies, it’s canon”

Headcanon: Pucci is the only one Kira considers actually taking out for lunch

holy shit I’d love a series like this where enrico beats Jesus into people

Kira: returns to Morioh and goes shopping Josuke: *loads* *Crazy* *Diamond* *with* *malicious* *intent*

Makes you remember that Kira is the most normal out of all the villains.

*DIO*: The Prick Older Brother. *Kars*: The Excessive One. *Kira*: The Ignored. *Diavolo*: The Roomate Dad. *Doppio*: Still Best Boy. *Pucci*: The Only Decent-ish Human Being. *Funny Valentine*: Well He 'was' the President, so it was bound to happen to him eventually. *My Brain*: Hehe, Do Do Do De Da Da Da.

"Full villain house" Tooru: "Full? Of shit maybe."

I’m sorry let me just appreciate Kars and his beautiful hair

1:11 Love the detail of Doppio having a more innocent face, but still blending in with the others' because of it

Pucci: "I'm.gonna. beat the Jesus out of you for stealing my robe!! " Diavolo: *run and screams like a girl*

Villans: *living together* Jojo's: This is avengers level threat

I can imagine a stand fight brakes out and kar’s just stands their confused why everyone is just brake dancing

Tooru : The newcomer of the house. He is a cool, nice huy that no one wants to mess up with since they get calamity if they do. Kira is actually jealous of his stand but admire his goal to have a quiet life but Diavolo hates him the most cause of the time that he's with him, he always dies in the most random way possible. FV is also quite like him for having a taste on English music and only Doppio is the only that doesn't get a calamity since his a good boi. Also sometimes he's a bit of a killjoy because of his ability.

They all look so menacing standing there then there's Doppio who's at eye level with kars' balls

I love the characteristics. DIO: Mocking and demeaning. Diavolo: Desperate for SOMETHING Italian. Kars: Really into making more masks. Valentine: Happy to explore this weird new place and generally act like a tourist. And of course, Kira: Pissed off and largely helpless. Love what you guys did. This is great.

Doppio just standing there like: Yeah you get em Boss.

Why is Kars hot and why am I sweating

Kira seriously reconsiders going back to the ghost house with soul-eating eggs for 3 minutes and 42 seconds

Kira: Okay, you know what? You’re done! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! Dio: *attempting to climb fridge* This house is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!

2:28 “I’ll see what I can do to appease some of the others, just so they aren’t much of a... hassle on you.” #wholesome

I want an episode were Kira runs into the house, slams the door and yells "BOARD THE WINDOWS AND DOORS, BRING DIEGO FROM THE BACK YARD NOW!!" he would then run to the shed out back, grab as many wooden boards as possible and drags Diego inside. Pucci, being the most reasonable, asks Kira if they didn't have enough for rent or something, as Kira is terrified of being evicted, and would most likely be killed by everyone in the house. Kira then replies it's much worse then that, points to a window for us to see ALL OF THE JOESTARS moving in across the road.

I would celebrate when the villains talk about how they died expecialy Kira and Dio Dio: How did you die anyway? I was killed by Jotaro. God I hate this guy Kira: You mean the guy with hat and coat. If so almost the same. He broke my hand and punched me in front of an ambulance truck. Then I got run over Dio: I am not surprised. He has the same stand abilitie as I Dio. With it, it pains me to admit, he seems unstoppable.. Pucci: Jotaro Kujo? Yeah I killed that person! Dio and Kira: you what?

Shit, if had known I was that troublesome, I would have tried harder to be more insufferable

I never thought I'd see a wholesome, precious Valentine... I was wrong, and I love him.

As someone whose favourite JoJo villain is Kira, I love this so much

I swear this needs to be a real show like now. Also Valentine, honey, Why are you so cute?

Are we going to talk about how Kars and DIO are the main problem children. And I can’t wait to have Kira be a wine mom....

Imagine Kira is the husband Dio: Lazy Rich Wife Pucci: House Wife Diavolo: Fooder Wife Doppio: Normal Wife Kars: Caved-living Wife Valentine: More like a Dora the Explorer

Who agrees that doppio's "heheh" at 0:18 is really cute

"I am going to beat the Jesus and Eve out of you for stealing my robe!" - Pucci 2020 And why was Valentine so pure in this!!?? He just wanna take pictures!

0:49 Japanese citizen 0 Ultimate life form 1

FUNNT VALENTINE IS SO PRECIOUS IN THIS- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH-

Diana: doesnt like to collab with Riverdude. Also Diana: Makes him the voice of Kira.

pucci: kills everybody but Emporio diavolo: kills most of the jobros kira: kills jotaro but restart dio: kills joseph Dio Brando: kill jonathan kars: ...

Fun Fact: It would take Valentine around 5 hours if he wanted to see Mt. Fuji. Morioh is based off of Araki's hometown of Sendai and it takes 5 hours 4 minutes by train alone to get from Sendai to Mt. Fuji

A fitting punishment for Kira to be honest. His own personal hell where he is not in control of anything. Marvellous.

Kira: How do I deal with Dio? Jonathan Joestar: Every time Dio does something annoying, I do one push-up. Kira: Holy Saint Corpse!

kira just wants a quiet life for god sake 😭

At least valentine sounded polite DIO just sounded like one of those bossy teen girls Also Diavolo oh god he sounds dead inside

If this becomes a legitimate series you work on, I will literally pay you in support for it

Behold, Kira's eternal punishment after dying... stuck in his home with a bunch of weirdos... forever depriving him of his "Quiet Life"

Puchi has his ponytails, but has White Snake “Wait that’s illegal”

Kars: "Yo, Kira, a friend of mine is looking for a place to stay. His is a bit, lets say... rock headed but otherwise he is a nice guy! He loves Elvis!" Kira: "No thanks, we already have enough calamities happening in this house"

i like how Kars’s first reaction to being yelled at to get out of the house was “make us”

i like how valentine seems to be the nicest and smiles while asking in the introduction reference to his name being "valentine"?

Tooru: *sits in the corner with popcorn*

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you and your son to leave the store." Kira: Wait, is Hayato here!?

Diana: *brings jojo villians* Diego: *not included unlike the music video* Also Diego: *Sad WRYYYYYYY*

There's something strange In you're household. Who you gonna call? The Joestars!

I imagine that is where Diavolo is sent when the universe can’t think of a way to kill him at the moment

That part where pucci beat diavolo is a canonical diavolo death and you cant prove otherwise

1:00 You MUST have used Tom and Jerry for inspiration on Kira's pose when all the other stands appear lmfao

0:56 kars doesnt need a stand, hes kars

Diana, doppio have a stand, the little face on KINGU CURIMOSON is his stand

I love how Diavolo has this "horns" made off his hair. Diavolo = Satan

I never thought I would EVER sympathize with Yoshikage Kira. Congrats! You’ve made him relatable!

Pucci's voice actor really should apply to voice him in stone ocean's dub, he really does feel like the real deal.

i love how the only one that doesn't say something to to insult or offend kira when they ask for things is valentine

"get outta my house"

2:07 DIO you are dead, your a vampire

I imagine Tooru arriving at this house, everyone tries to take advantage of him but they are caught by the CALAMITY and are forced to leave him alone