Full Metal Jacket - Me So Horny (HD 720p) 

The Bard's work is riddled with sex jokes

RIP General Hartmann RIP Private Pyle

one of the best scenes ever

Respect points Hella gained

Her English skills were impeccable and her words....so so inspiring.

HIV didn't exist yet.

@@eamon2please Actually undiagnosed cases that went back as far as the late 60s-early 70s

@@FingerBreakerWu Further than that. There was some cases in the 50s where there were pneumonia related deaths.

Do I have to pay extra for covid?

Nothing a lil penicillin can't cure

raykyogrou03 the cop is the only one trying to avoid a bang

You pointyheads have no more idea of traffic control than a gooney bird. - Sheriff JW Pepper

That's how trafic control still works in poor area of the world....

I never noticed that that was funny 😅

"DUAA-AAAAHAA! Aaah!.... AAAAH!" Lol

Little did I know This movie plagued me for the first 20 something years of my life. Vietnamese people aren't supposed to be know to karate or kung fu. And my First name is Long (not really, that's just how it's spelled). Hella dumbos quote the movie throughout the years "me love you long time"

He should've busted out his Vision Quest wrestling moves

​@@coreyouellette2791 "YOU DON"T SCARE ME .WORK ON IT!! " 😂🥋

@@theriahs3448 Lol!

"U GOT GIRLFRIEN VIENAM?"

Me suckee suckee

She sounds like she's from a different planet, right there.

Toby Royson are you an only child?

@@nick56677 yeeeaaahhhh...

She did, but she’s not even Vietnamese. lol she’s Chinese, born in Britain.

@@sonictheflexhog6075 lol🤣

@@sonictheflexhog6075 bruh

Didn't Harvey Weinstein teach you how most actresses get their jobs? She's experienced!

Yeah 😄😂🤣. That infamous scene quickly turned into a meme ....

I knew a girl from the Philippines who would get her oil changed and flat tires fixed for free at the garage by saying this (she was true to her word also).

nobody buddy ur a freak.

OwtDaftUK you do know there’s actual porn on the internet, yeah?

No ass

Been paused there on my VCR for 27 years!

She's from England.

That part of the film works so well for me. It feels very Kubrickian that he would intentionally make the transition to the next half of the movie so jarring because he wanted to draw attention to the fact that Pile's own bloodshed in the grand scheme of the war itself was no big deal.

This was the first scene they filmed actually.

And why not? LOL

Is it though?

@@-Trauma. Technically no

That's about $30 in today's dollars

@@Perririri So 10$ is about 60? that's not cheap at all.

Said that to a stripper one time. It actually worked.

I’ve borrowed that line

@@seanharmon1 say what 😂😂😂

Rooster 77 what do you mean say what you want about joker? I loved joker! Joker was better then cowboy

"Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend"😂😂😂

Even he wouldn't take on the IRS.

Bruce Lee doesn’t like pictures

Personally I found him adorable and his wit was sexy 😉

@whachusay nope come to ecuador, you can get a Clean Venezuelan or Colombian for 25 bucks, 15 minutes, clean room and beer included.

@whachusay It is. Thats why I dont understand why people in my country pay for OF. Jajajaja but hey, come to Ecuador, see the jungle, colonial architecture and hookers.

@@nicovinas Does it come with beheadings? I saw a video on Documenting Reality where two dudes were talking to a guy and asked where he was from. He told them he was South American, and they tossed him over a bridge for the hell of it.

@@StuUngar Nah. Ecuador is pretty chill in that way, you might be thinking of mexico or colombia in the 80s.

@@nicovinas It was Venezuela and this video was uploaded within the past month or two. Id say half the death videos from DR come from central/south america. They get pretty gruesome. A teen gang made phone recordings threatening a local gang lord. They retaliated by recording the execution and ravaged corpses of the boys who threatened them. Columbian cartel member held a guy down and cut open his sternum. His heart was beating out of his chest and the dude cut off a piece of his lung and ate it. I have a strong stomach, but that one I couldn’t ever watch again. In Brazil, they behead this woman who was a smuggler. They stab her in the gut first, then lop off her head. Her body is still regurgitating and vomit is shooting up her neckhole. As crazy as all that shit sounds, new videos pop up like that regularly and its always cartel shit from Mexico and Central/South America

ayf1983 hahaha 😂

@@feralmode Why are you spreading lies?

@@365Cani ooops i must have been thinking of someone else. yes she's still alive...

ayf1983 And 2 years later, 2 Live Crew got arrested for their song “Me So Horny” But it’s ONLY NOW when people get told to shut up, that “Muh Freedumb of Speak” is violated. Your parents and grandparents were pussies; criminalizing weed and arresting people for saying the “Fuck” word,

@@eddiedingle767 it's only a joke, chill

Same here Jack lmao I'm in tears over it atm

Lol trust that was too funny

That’s a Wes Anderson thing right there. Two adults doing a childish kung-fu thing leaves me in tears

Better than Daniel LaRusso….

Ozan GÜNER HAHA LOOL

Lmao

Ani loves that Gungan ass...

“No god please no, NOOOOOO GOD PLEASE NOOOOO

@@matth1143 he hates sand. It gets everywhere.

underrrated joke

Not the end of the world. Not like he is Hillary Clinton. ;)

butchtropic that’s the joke

😅😅

@ihatescreennames89 lmao

XD

true

Did anybody else notice, that the hooker is looking at the guy like, "What the FUCK?"

Pretty sure this was a reference to how the Vietnamese pretended to know martial arts because US soldiers didn't know much about Asia and thought everyone was amazing at martial arts. Pretty much just a scare tactic so they don't follow them.

Kubrick was going to add CG fireball effects in post, but the SGI workstation was stolen by a Vietnamese gang, and the effect went unfinished.

Fo-sho!!! That's exactly why I'm here! Mr. Mix know exactly what he was doing. 😂👍

2 Live Crew classic

Well... weird running into you here

I agree

Today Is In Africa Who's Today

Yup. I used to watch this all the time when I was a little boy. Explains a lot

Modine? Or karate thief?

+peter connell Movie magic.

good catch...

Maybe she was drunk and fell out of the window inside the room. ;)

ancient chinee secret

Shape shifting VC was how we lost the war. Duh?

Thunder Folf and Sir Mix a lot too

Don’t forget they sampled Mass Production’s Firecracker

Yeah, Luther Campbell put it together and used a snippet of this movie for the sample of the track he had put together.

indeed!

Who ?

😂😂😂 facts

I came here to find this comment. 12/26/2022

And Sir Mix Alot as well

That was the signal

She should’ve gotten an award because her voice is what 2 live crew used in me so horny, I don’t know if you know them, if not, pull up 2 live crew, me so horny, you’ll hear them both at the beginning and her voice saying me so horny.

I always thought it was just from The Office 😂

lol how old are y’all?

I’m 33 born in 88. But I never saw this movie until last year. I heard about this movie my whole life just never got around to watching it. Glad I did

@@sonictheflexhog6075 old enough that mom allows them to spend 5 dollars

Wow

She doesn’t laugh though ?

@Scott M Of course it was improvised. That is the type of shit asians have to deal with on a daily basis. She would not find it funny off set she certainly won't find it funny on set. Even though she knows it's a movie and he is just acting.

Nothing is improvised in a kubrik movie

She didn't laugh...where u see laughing at??

There's more than one Vietnamese woman in the video.

+cinemafan97 Meesa horny!

You created a fine mental mashup here

Me Mooi-Mooi!

Mesa thinks Jar Jar would pay good money for an hour with her betcha betcha 😂

Well baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time.

@@ehm182_9 you comin'?

Me suckee suckee

That's my fetish.

Damn u just ruined this scene 4 me!!

+Aleksandr Kamarov fuck thanks for ruining this scene for me!!

How the fuck does it ruin the scene? Did this make you horny?

+Nick Belanger damn did it offend u that much?? Sorry for violating your safe space.

Daniel Barron Yep, I think a pack of smokes was 50 cents then and gas was about the same for a gallon. Back when A dollar still had value to it!

Daniel Barron that’s inflation for ya. I recall in one of Eastwood’s cowboy films, they treated stealing $500 as some sort of grand haul, when today you’d blow through that in a week or two.

Goldman Shekkel Stein Heisenberg. Shalom yeah but you had to walk uphill 10 miles in the snow both ways to get it...

@@enricod2061 Wtf?!

actually the prices are the same as now in 2019 when inflation adjusted. he got pussy for 10 usd, that´s 73 usd in -19 money. i lived in saigon for 1,5 years and pussy is around 80-100 usd there now. (yeah its twice as expensive compared to cambodia or thailand)

sir i know i say this late but you have a good taste for movies

Check out Lolita and Barry Lyndon. Those movies are masterworks, just like the above and of course 2001: Space Odyssey is a classic for many reasons! And all we are left with is Eyes Wide Shut now, which I liked, but wasn't wowed by like the rest of Kubrick's films. Man was definitely a directing genius.

Cool story bro, needs more dragons

Same here bro, same here!

HOL’ UP

Fr?

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

Oh please - could you love me a little less? It's just too much!

That is the best part if I had to choose I tell people that now my mom gets mad when I tell her that cuz she knows where it's from LMAO hahaha LMAO

That's the best part of this scene.

Like it seems like such a racial caricature but it’s also so odd!! 😂

Goddamn it i had to go look 🤣

You are not in a simulation, truman

Ofcourse bro.

It's like that in all of Asia, especially the bars. It's like that with the wives that soldiers bring back.

@@billbob4243 Wait, the wives hustle in America?

Aggressive like cats. They're better than American women.

I heard that it you stay there to long you drop down on the evolution pole, like you lose some of your intelligence from 24/7 parting and Fun, so you must be dam near a infant/toddler again, 15 years in Thailand Wow!

"Massssaaaaage???"

Careful she doesn’t have a you know what

Her* but yeah I liked that detail lol

(Just for the record, that particular song is from 1965...I don't know whether or not you were implying that it was from the 80s.)

@@alexlewin Yes I knew that,Nancy Sinatra I believe...I was talking about the movie Full Metal Jacket which came out in 1987, I graduated high school 1985.

No. That was Hartman talking to private Cowboy.

yes I'm fully aware of that. I was just reciting a famous random quote from the movie.

well it seems I have my characters mixed up. Apologies all around

Look at what we ended up getting out of this scene because of that wine to life crew when end up going on to making me so horny we definitely got to thank full metal jacket for that LOL

yea,,, stanley Kubrick inspired every one who came after him

Yeah- some incredible dialogue here "me sucky sucky" ... Imagine if the world was denied the chance to hear this poetry that clearly rivals Homer... good lord 😑😒