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@strattonskier7229
@strattonskier7229 9 месяцев назад
My beloved husband died after 18 months of chemo. That evening friends just came over to spend time together. I had been asked by the funeral home to bring clothes for him to wear before cremation !! After a few drinks, and consoling each other I grabbed one of his ugliest pants. Off white corduroy, I gave everyone a sharpie and we all wrote a message on the pants. In our sorrow this was such an uplifting exercise. We laughed and cried for a few hours. When I brought the pants to the funeral home, employees came out of the woodwork to check out the pants. Again lots of laughs and tears.12 years and I still think of him every day, with a pinch of sadness and memories of love and kindness.
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 7 месяцев назад
That's really beautiful. I'm glad you had those friends to be with you and contribute to that memory. Sorry for your loss :(
@Bluestate25
@Bluestate25 7 месяцев назад
What a unique post. It was hilarious and also heart felt. I am so sorry you had to say goodbye to your husband. Take care of yourself. Life is for the living.
@josephthomas2226
@josephthomas2226 6 месяцев назад
My dad always wore an old golf shirt and ratty sweater with holes when he was home. Mom said she wanted him to be comfortable so his open casket was dad wearing makeup for the first time in his life and dressed like a homeless man. It made mom happy.
@JoeBarrow021104
@JoeBarrow021104 5 месяцев назад
GENIUS
@ecpagnini
@ecpagnini 4 месяца назад
That's a great idea!
@lovingmayberry307
@lovingmayberry307 11 месяцев назад
We buried my mom in soft, flannel pajamas with little pink hearts on them! She would've loved it! 💕💞
@michaelparks6120
@michaelparks6120 11 месяцев назад
Awww, that is sweet.
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 11 месяцев назад
Same with my mom. 💞
@michaelparks6120
@michaelparks6120 11 месяцев назад
Sorry about your Moms....we just used a large slingshot and launched mine to what my cousin "Becky" thought may be a pasture or a pig farm.
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 11 месяцев назад
That's so sweet!
@psdeas7530
@psdeas7530 11 месяцев назад
EXCELLENT!! New note for my kids.
@warrenscorner
@warrenscorner 11 месяцев назад
I want a stand up comedian at my funeral. No sad music, no sad eulogy.
@starlightanddreams1317
@starlightanddreams1317 8 месяцев назад
I definitely want dark humor. 😂😂😂
@lizzparis9060
@lizzparis9060 7 месяцев назад
I wonder if it’s too early to book Jim for mine!😺
@armenianpatriot52
@armenianpatriot52 4 месяца назад
And have everbody come up and tell their favorite story of how I fkd something up!
@bellbrass
@bellbrass 8 месяцев назад
Jim has quietly become one of the best standup comics ever to take the stage. He has a completely unique style and delivery. His material is consistently good. He can make us laugh without profanity - from what I have been told, a tall order - and he makes us want to hear his best bits over and over. Those are the marks of a legend, folks.
@CONCRETEJUNGLE-be6ic
@CONCRETEJUNGLE-be6ic 11 месяцев назад
Jim is bout the only Comic that never disappoints.
@citizensays6438
@citizensays6438 11 месяцев назад
Brian Regan is on that short list.
@jessickalush3305
@jessickalush3305 11 месяцев назад
​@@citizensays6438absolutely
@Woozlewuzzleable
@Woozlewuzzleable 10 месяцев назад
Thank you for not calling him a "clean comic".
@GiuliQGandolfo
@GiuliQGandolfo 10 месяцев назад
I’ve seen a Jim Gaffigan troll commenter before 🫨🤨 it was disgusting.
@mobucks555
@mobucks555 11 месяцев назад
Jim so good at being clean and uncomfortable at the same time.
@judymoorehead3046
@judymoorehead3046 11 месяцев назад
"Pimp my corpse"! Love it!!
@Menleah
@Menleah 11 месяцев назад
It's cool watching Jim evolve in to an elder statesman of comedy.
@karakreativevlog
@karakreativevlog 11 месяцев назад
After working customer service for well over a decade, I think working on dead, quiet people would be an upgrade.
@jasonlilly9704
@jasonlilly9704 11 месяцев назад
I was in customer service for a decade as well. Now I work in a hospital, the place that works to keep those assholes alive...
@skyofthelivingdead
@skyofthelivingdead 11 месяцев назад
I work in customer service, and I’m also in mortuary school. The dead folks aren’t the ones you have to worry about, it’s the living 😂
@aaa84gt
@aaa84gt 11 месяцев назад
7 years in customer service and I'd kill to get away from our worst customers
@jasonlilly9704
@jasonlilly9704 11 месяцев назад
@@aaa84gt same.
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 11 месяцев назад
No necromancers
@ronw9901
@ronw9901 7 месяцев назад
Stay healthy Jim things are getting worse and we need you around
@christybirling3299
@christybirling3299 11 месяцев назад
My cousin was a mortuary cosmetician. She said it helped to know she was preparing someones loved one and doing their hair the correct way. She said the only time it was hard was when she had to do someone young.
@ryanhoward8694
@ryanhoward8694 11 месяцев назад
One of the weirdest experiences of my 20s was not only having to deliver the eulogy for my PawPaw (what f***ing idiot had the balls to ask me to do that?) but also seeing his dead body with blush on his cheeks and clothed in a suit. The man was a farmer who wore overalls anytime he wasn’t sleeping! What is this madness?!
@jaythor70
@jaythor70 11 месяцев назад
(Grandma??)
@charlesbush7822
@charlesbush7822 4 месяца назад
Stan Laurel penned before his funeral that if anyone cry's at his funeral he will never speak to them again. bless all clowns.
@storybored972
@storybored972 8 месяцев назад
‘I’m sorry,’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
@dublinjazz1
@dublinjazz1 11 месяцев назад
OMG! As a severely lapsed Catholic, I go to wakes. kneel by the body and instantly draw a blank. I can never remember the prayers I grew up with, and I usually just think how much like a mannequin the deceased looks. Now Jim's given me the one Mississippi idea. Thank you!🤣
@midwaysar
@midwaysar 11 месяцев назад
Been there!
@jaythor70
@jaythor70 11 месяцев назад
Well, instead of spouting some meaningless rote memorized thing, have an actual conversation with God and ask for God's peace for the family. Just a thought.
@PolishBehemoth
@PolishBehemoth 11 месяцев назад
​@@jaythor70seriously. why do people make talking to God so complicated and weird?
@jeanniemainzer8551
@jeanniemainzer8551 11 месяцев назад
I am Catholic. We don’t kneel by the coffin here.
@jaythor70
@jaythor70 11 месяцев назад
@@jeanniemainzer8551 Well, every funeral I've ever been to has the kneeler by the coffin. Even at Baptist funerals, because Catholics might show up.
@ceciliarauth9481
@ceciliarauth9481 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 When did grandpa start wearing eyeliner? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@monkeygraborange
@monkeygraborange 11 месяцев назад
I remember that at my father’s funeral I leaned into my brother and asked “when did Daddy start wearing Autumn Blush lipstick!” He was not amused. I certainly was! 🤣🤣
@ceciliarauth9481
@ceciliarauth9481 11 месяцев назад
@@monkeygraborange Very funny, I think. I guess it's sometimes hard to find humor at such sad times though, so I definitely don't fault your brother. ❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
@juliecormier2556
@juliecormier2556 11 месяцев назад
After my Father passed away I did get a phone call from his phone number. The display showed Dad and I thought - Wow, that’s really long distance.
@Bur6212
@Bur6212 10 месяцев назад
Same. I also got a LinkedIn alert from my dad, after he passed away, saying “you might know this person.. blank is looking at you”. Gave me chills
@iggysixx
@iggysixx 10 месяцев назад
Also; good reception underground ;) (j/k :P)
@bettyrubble9420
@bettyrubble9420 9 месяцев назад
😂
@AllThingsArePossible
@AllThingsArePossible 9 месяцев назад
Really??
@H_H_____
@H_H_____ 8 месяцев назад
Same. ❤
@kitandsons173
@kitandsons173 11 месяцев назад
I have been a mortician for thirty years. Trust me, it wasn't my childhood dream. lol!!! Lot's of people get buried with comfortable clothes, and favorite blankets. However, it is nicer to see people in dressy clothes because they are often bedridden and wearing pajamas for weeks or more, before they pass. Jim is always funny but the cutting into the grandma cake kind of disturbed me. lol!
@skyofthelivingdead
@skyofthelivingdead 11 месяцев назад
I’m a mortuary student, pursuing embalming specifically, and Jim Gaffigan is one of my fav comedians. This bit had me laughing out loud. “That couldn’t have been the goal!!”
@dreamyjeannie3385
@dreamyjeannie3385 11 месяцев назад
Your version of your funeral is “Weekend at Bernie’s”, lol. 😂😂 Love you Jimmy G! 💕💕
@davidslife989
@davidslife989 11 месяцев назад
I was thinking more like 'Deadman On Campus', you?
@amazinganna9982
@amazinganna9982 11 месяцев назад
I went to a Vietnamese friend's funeral, and in the Buddhist tradition, at the end they wheeled the casket onto a conveyor belt where it went into the fire. It was horrible! I am not mocking the religion; it's just that almost everyone in attendance was not Buddhist so had no idea this would be happening, and there was a collective scream of horror. I wish I could un-remember that it ever happened.
@jasonlilly9704
@jasonlilly9704 11 месяцев назад
My grandpa was buried in his flannel shirt, vest, trucker hat.
@haroldbirge6881
@haroldbirge6881 3 месяца назад
🏆🍀👀✌️
@2TMarie
@2TMarie 11 месяцев назад
Cremation: Your last chance for a smokin' hot body!
@tempieroberts4712
@tempieroberts4712 9 месяцев назад
I want a FUN funeral. Those kettle drums? 'TOMORROW' 🎶 and 'I'll fly away' 🎶 no flowers, helium baloons that say 'Cogratulations!' I'm going to Heaven hope to see you there!
@tempieroberts4712
@tempieroberts4712 7 месяцев назад
I just read where the family put old white pants out for their loved one to be buried in and everyone wrote their message in sharpie sharing a message to the departed. THAT sounds like fun and a good way to achieve closure. I know one family member that needs to tell me off. Good time and way to do it. My answer would be to get over yourself and forgive. Proverbs 3:5,6.
@00tree
@00tree 11 месяцев назад
“Bury me in pajamas.” Lol. I cracked up at this. My grandma insisted on being buried in her PJs. “I’m laying down in my final resting play. Of course I’d rather be dressed for bed.”
@Blue-rz7rm
@Blue-rz7rm 3 месяца назад
Same with my aunt!
@sherrihaight2724
@sherrihaight2724 11 месяцев назад
When husband died of cancer, we had wake before he died. And it was Halloween decorated with a tombstone cake. Friends came from several states around. Live music, games, lots of talking, and a guest book to leave art and notes for him, which he treasured that last month.
@nothingtoseehere1729
@nothingtoseehere1729 11 месяцев назад
Wonderful ❤. Very sorry for your loss
@angelacalderone9608
@angelacalderone9608 4 месяца назад
❤🎉😅🦋🌞
@TravelingwithJenny
@TravelingwithJenny Месяц назад
Wow-that is Amazing
@marywilliamson2559
@marywilliamson2559 11 месяцев назад
Your right, funerals are weird, especially open casket. Let's all have family reunions, laugh and tell stories instead while we're above ground.
@gamertipmenot
@gamertipmenot 11 месяцев назад
Jim, thank you for showing my wife that someone can make money from the funny riffs she thinks I take to far.😂 living vicariously through you, Jason!
@rebeccacerney3839
@rebeccacerney3839 11 месяцев назад
This is my favorite bit from Dark Pale !!😂❤🤣🤭😹🙊😂😆🤪😁🤣
@mrsmacca126
@mrsmacca126 Месяц назад
Remember when we had a recording like “ the person you are calling has traveled outside of the service area” . A week or more after a coworker died, I butt dialed him…
@wantsanewvehicle
@wantsanewvehicle 11 месяцев назад
I don't want any obituary or anything. If you don't notice I'm gone, I wasn't very important in your life in the first place.
@oldschoolman1444
@oldschoolman1444 11 месяцев назад
I live in Oregon and here you can be composted. I like that idea, then when they say I'm pushing up dasies they would be right! =)
@honkykong4674
@honkykong4674 12 дней назад
Grandma & Grandpa are still working in the garden out there, aren't they. How do those tomatoes taste? Do they have a little hint of mothballs to them? You people out there on the west coast are borderline subhuman
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 11 месяцев назад
This makes me wonder if Jim didn't also binge watch "Ask a Mortician" over the pandemic.
@davidslife989
@davidslife989 11 месяцев назад
That's a thing to watch? Alright.
@michaelparks6120
@michaelparks6120 11 месяцев назад
Omg, that is was a show? I think we are near the end of civilization.
@mlsaulnier
@mlsaulnier 11 месяцев назад
That is a great youtube channel
@xtina1610
@xtina1610 4 месяца назад
I'm a licensed embalmer. The Mabaline joke made me do a spit take. 😂
@haroldbirge6881
@haroldbirge6881 3 месяца назад
🏆🍀👀✌️
@darlenemarciano2503
@darlenemarciano2503 11 месяцев назад
Jim, you're the best! If you can get us to laugh about funerals, you are really funny! 😂😮😅
@JimGaffiganofficialfanpage
@JimGaffiganofficialfanpage 11 месяцев назад
tiktok.com/@jimgaffigan14
@heywilbur
@heywilbur 10 месяцев назад
I'm happily old . Jim slays me. His talent is above anything else I have heard in decades. Smart comedy ❤
@annamadis5255
@annamadis5255 9 месяцев назад
I laugh at his comedy specials more than anyone else’s by far. He cracks me up. Hilarious.
@coachwalk7485
@coachwalk7485 6 месяцев назад
It ain’t a show but the pimp my corpse style funeral is a real thing. And growing.
@deltahomicide9300
@deltahomicide9300 4 месяца назад
"He passed out at an office Christmas party" 🤣🤣🤣
@assmane999
@assmane999 11 месяцев назад
This is hilarious. Classic Jim. What a character!
@mlsaulnier
@mlsaulnier 11 месяцев назад
I want kazoos and popcorn snacks at my funeral.
@susanwest8239
@susanwest8239 11 месяцев назад
Jim you have the wonderful comedy I love.
@Frenchie_007
@Frenchie_007 11 месяцев назад
Such a clever comic! He is simply the BEST!!!
@kathleensnow9836
@kathleensnow9836 11 месяцев назад
I added lipstick in a bright red to my Mom's face in her casket and that is absolutely the weirdest thing I've ever done. But she had on her favorite red dress and the glowy pink lipstick they chose was totally wrong!
@allisonhoff5805
@allisonhoff5805 11 месяцев назад
Tell me you threw that lipstick away right afterward! Also, sorry for your loss.
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 11 месяцев назад
Always got your momma's back. That is so sweet!
@robloxvids2233
@robloxvids2233 11 месяцев назад
Gross story.
@jennhoff03
@jennhoff03 11 месяцев назад
Aww, that's so sweet! I'm sure she would appreciate that.
@frenchustube
@frenchustube 11 месяцев назад
@@allisonhoff5805 why would you throw it away?
@aza109954
@aza109954 10 месяцев назад
Jim’s still got it. Best comedian this century I reckon
@judykeeton6134
@judykeeton6134 8 месяцев назад
"Maybe it's Maybelline, if you wanna look drop dead gorgeous" 😂😂😂
@chetramos7901
@chetramos7901 11 месяцев назад
Whoa, this is waaaay better than his older stuff. I’m glad I still listen with an open mind. Genius!
@kevinsmith7697
@kevinsmith7697 11 месяцев назад
Hot pockets at a funeral!!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@michellepost3098
@michellepost3098 11 месяцев назад
This is hilarious. I can really imagine him wearing pj's at his own funeral! LOL.
@user-og2wt3le4j
@user-og2wt3le4j 11 месяцев назад
At 2:25. This reminds me of when people stand next to an open casket and say the deceased looks nothing like they did when alive.
@Vera-kh8zj
@Vera-kh8zj 11 месяцев назад
it's been a while since I last laughed that hard. Maybe I am old enough now to really get this.
@AgingOnYourTerms
@AgingOnYourTerms 2 месяца назад
Death doesn't have to be sad. Thank you for bringing the humor.
@carmelaszymanski8232
@carmelaszymanski8232 2 месяца назад
I Really Enjoy Jim's life studies. They Do HIT Home.. With Glad Tidings and Appreciated Laughs.. Thank You, Sir
@docsoulman9352
@docsoulman9352 11 месяцев назад
Hilarious …and as it turns out my mom’s land line, after being disconnected for several weeks after her passing, began to ring one late evening as we were up watching… The Twilight Zone…true story…the cable of the phone was unplugged. But yet it rang persistently until I walked over and answered… “Hello?”… silence😅
@jeannieboivin2849
@jeannieboivin2849 11 месяцев назад
Whoa! Crazy timing tho!!!😮
@kinss1
@kinss1 8 месяцев назад
The funeral bit is the funniest I have ever heard from Jim Garrigan
@wingnutofcoolness
@wingnutofcoolness 11 месяцев назад
My sister got a Facebook friend request from my Dad about a month after his funeral. I guess the cemetery has good wifi.
@CeciEess
@CeciEess 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel so bad for watching this headed to a funeral 😩
@jeannieboivin2849
@jeannieboivin2849 11 месяцев назад
Aww don't feel sad! I don't blame you! I mean I would want to lighten the mood
@geoffhennessy275
@geoffhennessy275 10 дней назад
The family member who brings the Fireball whiskey is usually a rock star.
@annieelzinga5180
@annieelzinga5180 11 месяцев назад
Jim Gaffigan for President!!! You truly are the funniest man in the world and the world definitely needs more laughter. ❤😂😊
@Igornopolis
@Igornopolis 11 месяцев назад
Dark indeed. Jim went there and still crazy funny.
@bigrplayer4070
@bigrplayer4070 7 месяцев назад
ROFL - Dead or Cake - I would so watch that!!
@vicjoseromero
@vicjoseromero Месяц назад
This is my first time watching Jim Gaffigan. That man is SICK!
@charlesbush7822
@charlesbush7822 26 дней назад
I love Jim Gaffigan. He kills me.
@DS-ShortFilms
@DS-ShortFilms 8 месяцев назад
This bit is a classic!!! I thought he was going to say one of his cousins pulled out the hotdogs and marshmallows to roast after he burst into flames! Haha!
@JoeBarrow021104
@JoeBarrow021104 5 месяцев назад
That's it Gaffigan just came up with the next reality show, Pimp my Corpse, tonight at 7pm.
@patrick815
@patrick815 11 месяцев назад
Jim there is no other comic or mind quite like yours
@pablot-r9402
@pablot-r9402 11 месяцев назад
"Stop looking at that filth on the internet", is what my dead family, relatives, and friends would probably say to me.
@BA-xj9ew
@BA-xj9ew 11 месяцев назад
Open casket really? What a sick idea. Anyone that has attended a funeral for a real old person or someone with Alzheimer's, people are relieved and not sad. Jim is awesome, as always.
@ucsbalum73
@ucsbalum73 9 дней назад
This bit was sooooo funny! Thanks for the belly laughs at 3 am after unpacking after moving.
@cfrenchfrye
@cfrenchfrye 11 месяцев назад
Still got it. Favorite special since Obsessed
@lawrencehodge6273
@lawrencehodge6273 11 месяцев назад
This had me choking laughing lmaoo
@justsuz45
@justsuz45 4 месяца назад
When my mom was an alive, she was invited to do roasts of friends on their birthdays or retirements. So, for her funeral reception, she instructed that a comic be hired to roast her. The comic met with us and divided up the stories between a couple family members & friends, and she shared our stories. Anyway, it was crazy and funny and weird all at once, and when my husband asked the comic if she’d ever do another funeral she said a definite no.
@mztweety1374
@mztweety1374 11 месяцев назад
This came out right after my mom passed. I love Jim but I had to skip ahead 😂
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 2 месяца назад
My grandfather always used to say, "at wakes everyone says 'Oh he looks so natural, he looks good'....no he doesn't! How the h*ll i he supposed to look goo! He's DEAD! Nobody looks good when they're dead!" And he would laugh and cheer himself up with honest black humor. Then, ironically, at his own wake, we all laughed, because HE, in fact, did look like himself, and looked good! 😭🤣 I was like he had put the punchline on his own joke.
@JewelBlueIbanez
@JewelBlueIbanez 8 месяцев назад
He’s not wrong about the Catholic part. No one taught me what I was supposed to do at that time, so I would kneel there and count the seconds.
@dianeleirer9878
@dianeleirer9878 11 месяцев назад
Dark ‘Death Humor’. Reminds me of some of those ‘commercials’ from the HBO series Six Feet Under.
@mlsaulnier
@mlsaulnier 11 месяцев назад
great show, great ending
@johnnythejeweler6096
@johnnythejeweler6096 6 месяцев назад
I love that show 6 ft under
@kellyyork3898
@kellyyork3898 8 месяцев назад
He’s hilarious.,
@psdeas7530
@psdeas7530 11 месяцев назад
I told my kids-wind me in a COTTON sheet! I’m allergic to LINEN! DON’T MAKE ME AN ITCHY GHOST!!!
@Davett53
@Davett53 8 месяцев назад
When my friend died his family dressed him in his favorite jeans, favorite Hawaiian floral shirt, & his custom colored cowboy boots. The "viewing" was at a small, private reception hall. Guests and loved ones were encouraged to dress, in Summer Casual attire. Shorts, beach wear, flips flops, etc. (My buddy was a real joker in LIFE.) At his request & known by his wife, his final wish was to be "propped up", and not be inside of a casket. His body was presented upright and casually resting. (reclining?) Not quite sitting, either. There was a low riser, this was staged upon, so we weren't looking down, on him. His friends, we're all Artists and Musicians, with open minds, but we all agreed it was (really weird). Certainly memorable.
@pamelas1002
@pamelas1002 11 месяцев назад
Gotta love him!
@josepartida1711
@josepartida1711 11 месяцев назад
lmao he is spot on with the one-mississippi prayer
@nrok113
@nrok113 11 месяцев назад
This is the best part of this act I've seen so far, really funny. I guess I hadn't looked at the description before, I could just watch the whole show at once.
@armanerfanfar7397
@armanerfanfar7397 11 месяцев назад
Too good.
@coffee1207
@coffee1207 11 месяцев назад
Thank you for this 😊
@ninod1502
@ninod1502 11 месяцев назад
Lazy boy casket for Jim
@traceypalangio9615
@traceypalangio9615 11 месяцев назад
We love you Jim! So funny!
@lb4231
@lb4231 9 месяцев назад
Es buenísimo...muchas gracias
@NancySullivan-u2w
@NancySullivan-u2w 5 месяцев назад
"a tiskit a taskit" look who's in the casket!
@maggiemalone5957
@maggiemalone5957 8 месяцев назад
Happy New Year! Happy Life, Jim!!! 💕 💕
@ginaanelli9717
@ginaanelli9717 11 месяцев назад
I’m inviting him for the “after party” !😆😆😆😆..mine!
@davidslife989
@davidslife989 11 месяцев назад
He would KILL at the after party, oh wait your dead so...kill your family? 😉😆
@janettepolt2815
@janettepolt2815 3 месяца назад
This one is kind of sick....I like it.
@budliteRedneck
@budliteRedneck 11 месяцев назад
Ok, so we’ve determined that Jim is the next Weekend at Jim’s film 😂
@aaronlovell6026
@aaronlovell6026 9 месяцев назад
Oh may god that happened to me. My uncle passed away, and i never took his number out of my phone. 2 years later i was trying to call someone and i accidentally hit my uncle's number in my contacts. I realized it right off. It brought back memories and as i was fixing to hang up, then some man said hello.. scared the shit out of me.
@paulwhitlock6666
@paulwhitlock6666 11 месяцев назад
Drop dead gorgeous 🤭👍
@icingcake
@icingcake 11 месяцев назад
So good 😂😂😂 pimp my ⚰️ - 😆😆😆 his dead voice 🤣🤣🤣
@sidvicious332
@sidvicious332 11 месяцев назад
We're all gonna go : )
@AubreyJM
@AubreyJM 11 месяцев назад
Love this
@jimeoerete
@jimeoerete 11 месяцев назад
Definitely a dark special 😂😂😂
@glintrhmj
@glintrhmj 11 месяцев назад
lol genius funny 😂😂😂 and consistent like awesome observations
@dreamybrave8355
@dreamybrave8355 11 месяцев назад
Or Maybe It's Maybeline 😂😂
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